Barcelona

[FightSport]

Went to Barcelona few weeks ago. Had a lot of fun and first night got robbed by a tranny on the La Rambla. Next night went to a random nude bar and spent around 100 euro all night for drinks so it was a good loss since I was not scammed. Third night checked the brothels. Ended up choosing Maison Close on Passeig de Gràcia, 123 which was ranked third on online list.

Chose Paola and the service was OK. The total loss was 350 euro but I took few kinky extras.

[CakeJake]

The Barcelona Erotic Show was held this month. I wasn't able to go (and might not have gone even if I had been free) but the promotional video they did is quite interesting.

Even though it's in Spanish I want to share it with you all. If you don't understand the language, I can tell you that the video is a good critique on Spain's sex industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj0Uh2Pe6JU

[Rene02]

Does anyone have experience with these folks?

https://www.eliteescorts-jv.com/en/l...rts-barcelona/

Captain69 indicates that there have been some reports of fake images of the girls.

It's ridiculously expensive, but if it's an opportunity to splurge for a crazy hot girl, it could be interesting.

Typical high-end escort site. You can see the same picture on websites with similar high-end claims in New York, London, Cannes, etc. Same pictures, different names of girls and different phone numbers.

https://escortcannes.info/de/brittany

For instance.

Most probably lingerie models.

So in a nutshell: pictures are not representative of the girls. They will most probably book you the same girls that are available via other agencies or work in salons, or indpenendet and charge 400,600, 1000 euros for a girl who would normally charge 150,200.

[Chubzy Maximus]

You're a legend mate. Thanks for the help!

Amen to that. Beers on me hopefully some day. Owe the awesomeness of my Bcn biz trip to your intel!

[DaniloManilo]

DaniloManilo, when you google 'best brothel in Barcelona" the results are simply based on how many people from India have typed that term into google along with the name of the brothel that pays them to type those words in.

When you call United Airlines and get the India call center to make a schedule change and you hear furious clicking in the background, they are probably typing "La Suite best brothel in Barcelona".

Glad you got laid, but honestly there are much less expensive options in Barcelona, including independents, with no upsells for multiples in the hour (which is ridiculous). You could have gotten the same service from what I think would have been a more attractive lady for 120-150 an hour with any of ten or so recommended independents or at Vecinitas 1, Vecinitas 2 or teensbcn, all of which require an appointment. Hopefully the oral sex on you was uncovered (BBBJ) at la suite for that price.

Not being critical of your choice, just posting to clarify that no objective survey or poll by actual Johns generated an opinion that la suite is the best brothel in Barcelona. They have relatively few reviews on the local review board. There is a big difference between marketing and reality.

Yo, M88, what up. Thanks for your comment and all your posts, bro. Kudos to all your work. I did read your post on vecinitas and teensbcn now that you pointed them to me, and shit, I feel stupid I didn't do that before. I had no idea la suite would be such a letdown, but can't do much about that now. I'm now in Madrid and will try to post two new reviews or so before I leave.

[ScarButts]

Does anyone have experience with these folks?

https://www.eliteescorts-jv.com/en/l...rts-barcelona/

Captain69 indicates that there have been some reports of fake images of the girls.

It's ridiculously expensive, but if it's an opportunity to splurge for a crazy hot girl, it could be interesting.

[Mav840]

You're a legend mate. Thanks for the help!

[Chubzy Maximus]

Thank you for the excellent report. Do you remember the name of the spa. I googled and there are so many of them come out. Thanks a lot.

Jb.

Yes, and if you can tell us how much the provider was asking for FS that would also be appreciated.

[Mongerer88]

Hello all,

Apologies if this comes across as a stupid question.

A number of you have referred to positive reviews for the girls. But where exactly can I access these? For example, on sexomercadobcn I can see the profile write up and the albums but where are the reviews?

Sexomercadobcn separates the profile pages and advertisement pages, but they have cross links.

For instance, Noa Secret's advertisement page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...71987-i66.html

Note the link on the page that says "Information Thread". Click it and it will take you to her review page Information Thread".

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/64885...t58245-i4.html#post2461633.

And the review thread has a link that takes you to her advertisement page, that link being "This phone has an active blog on SMB".

The album page has no cross-links. The album pages are becoming obsolete since most providers post selfies in their advertisement page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...961-a6795.html

With the places where ladies share an apartment, there are sometimes three relevant links instead of two. For instance Candy at teensbcn.

There is a teensbcn page with all the ladies.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/teens...-bcn-f406.html

When you scroll down and click Candy you get taken to her review page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/63266...a-t353881.html

And from the review page, you click on "phone has an active blog on SMB" to get her advertisement page.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/candy...g-t353616.html

[HotRob]

Apologies if this comes across as a stupid question.

A number of you have referred to positive reviews for the girls. But where exactly can I access these? For example, on sexomercadobcn I can see the profile write up and the albums but where are the reviews?

A little bit spend some more time on that web site and use google translate. The girls have blogs, which contain no reviews, and there are in another section lots and lots of reviews. Try again! (hint: use their search with the girl's name).

[Jude Bright]

Gents -.

WIR. To venue and girl ABSOLUTELY.

Felt that this place was great value, and had a wide selection of ladies who each looked stunning. Enjoy them.

Thank you for the excellent report. Do you remember the name of the spa. I googled and there are so many of them come out. Thanks a lot.

Jb.

[Mav840]

Hello all,

Apologies if this comes across as a stupid question.

A number of you have referred to positive reviews for the girls. But where exactly can I access these? For example, on sexomercadobcn I can see the profile write up and the albums but where are the reviews?

[Mongerer88]

DaniloManilo, when you google 'best brothel in Barcelona" the results are simply based on how many people from India have typed that term into google along with the name of the brothel that pays them to type those words in.

When you call United Airlines and get the India call center to make a schedule change and you hear furious clicking in the background, they are probably typing "La Suite best brothel in Barcelona".

Glad you got laid, but honestly there are much less expensive options in Barcelona, including independents, with no upsells for multiples in the hour (which is ridiculous). You could have gotten the same service from what I think would have been a more attractive lady for 120-150 an hour with any of ten or so recommended independents or at Vecinitas 1, Vecinitas 2 or teensbcn, all of which require an appointment. Hopefully the oral sex on you was uncovered (BBBJ) at la suite for that price.

Not being critical of your choice, just posting to clarify that no objective survey or poll by actual Johns generated an opinion that la suite is the best brothel in Barcelona. They have relatively few reviews on the local review board. There is a big difference between marketing and reality.

[DaniloManilo]

Last time I posted smth, it was this black chick called Crystal and she was fairly good since I just wanted some ebony and that's what I got. But that was then and I'm here now to talk about my last night in Barcelona. I still remembered my Crystal episode and wanted something similar if not better, so I googled "best brothel in Barcelona" to see what I could get. I mean, you've got to make the most of it amirite, especially since it's your grand finale in one of those famous cities TV brainwashes you to believe they are the absolute best.

So yeh, I wanted smth worth remembering and I think I'the remember what happened but that's just because it was kinda average for all the money I paid. Like, fuck, the place was some over-the-top luxurious shit, but service wasn't all that amazing? Just ok? Like, other than the chick being fun and shit, Crystal was a better fuck and cheaper, man.

I'm talking about la suit, that one super luxurious brothel you often see guys post about and hell, that's enough for me to give it a try like yolo. So I went and shit got bummed fast. Like, OK. I can put up with the shit that they are popular af, so the place is expensive but fancy, that I went to their flat when everyone and their mother were there too, and that the promise of thousands of girls being available was me being delusional because of what I just said. Sure. Cool place, many girls, busy night, yadda yadda but that wasn't what bothered me. What was, you ask? I could only come once unless I paid some upsell. Best brothel ever but no multiple pops allowed? What the fuck. I was paying for an hour, dude, I want to fuck my girl in a fancy bed and do so without having to pay a fucking upsell just to come twice. Yeah, no three or four times, but twice.

Anyways. Moving on from that, I reminded myself I was there to have fun and not to be petty over every small detail. I sat in this tiny room, met the 10 or so girls that weren't busy, and got my mind around this gal that seemed tons of fun. Her name was Connie and yes, I stayed to fuck her.

She greeted me with a bottle of wine in one hand. The chick was pretty attractive but I guess I just liked her for her playful tone and vice. Like, she told me she loved fucking like a nympho. Sure? Kinda weird for an intro, but that had me interested in her enough to pay the 200 euros fee for an hour, and the 25 euros upsell to get me off twice. See, this girl struck me as one of those chicks that had always dreamed about being in a porno. I shit you not, she gave me that vibe and I wasn't wrong. Connie knew exactly what to do to make me hard in less than a minute, and the sheer amount of happiness she expressed from my coming undone under her tongue was so hot I was glad I stayed just for her. She loves sex and everything she does tells you that. It's natural and quirky, but that's exactly what makes her the best choice for a fun night. Her English wasn't perfect, but her character makes up for that. She doesn't need elaborate talk to express herself, her moans and pans do that for her.

In the end, I came way too hard around 40 minutes after we got inside a room. And while I was already done, completely drained and satisfied, this girl was just getting started.

Connie was a good fuck, but the place was way too expensive for a clean and comfy bed. If you just want to fuck and it has to be one of the girls from la suit. Well, make it an outcall, dude. Your hotel room is just as great as their flat and the fucking becomes a tad bit cheaper. If I get to come to Barcelona again, I'll try to do that instead. Same girl tho, that goes without saying.

[Cynegetic101]

Back again and with some story to tell y'all, guys. A couple of days ago, before I knew I was moving to Barca for good, I was wondering why the hell have I never fucked a pornstar before. I mean, I've been to many brothels and shit, but somehow I always preferred your typical GFE instead of some real action. And that's why, while surfing through the net and that one broadly known porn website (oh why'know the one), I said to myself "let's try some PSE".

It's no mistake I'm an ass man. I enjoy my anal porn like no other, and that's kinda why I always pick girls with huge behinds. So I had this idea in mind when thinking of my very first PSE, I fucking wanted to feel like the protagonist of a porno. Why'know, meeting a hot girl you are going to have crazy sex with, and not just that, but nail her asshole so hard she would scream like a beast. That was my goal.

So now you had me, looking for a good pornstar that worked here in Barcelona, that also worked as a call girl. I checked my usual webs in hope some other guy out there had the same ideas I just had, but too much research was needed and I just wanted to fuck tbh. So google became my best friend for a couple of minutes. I actually thought it would be kinda hard to find an escort that also worked as a pornstar and did anal without having to pay some kind of extra tip.

In the end, I kinda found this girl called Patricia in erosguia. She worked for a well-known agency, and while that was fine because they stated she was well known in the Spanish porn industry or smth, it kinda meant I had to pay a good bunch to be able to bang that meaty ass. I was weak tho. She was really hot, and her ass kept calling me even if I tried to convince myself it was way too much money. So I ended up calling their place, cat escorts, to at least check if I could afford it. Turns out, it was a tad bit expensive for just an hour, but I somehow promised the assistant that picked up the phone I would be there soon? So I took that excuse to go fuck this Patricia and spend a bunch money the best way I could.

At this point, I was praying all the gods for it not to be a scam or smth. Like, I really wanted to fuck that ass, man. And if I could do it? Hell, I would do it RIGHT. So I went to their flat to meet my pornstar and have some good old crazy fuckfest. One of those you only see in movies. And thank God that was what it happened.

Patricia met all of my expectations. I mean, you could def tell she was experienced AND an actress to boot, too. She was a complete pro. We had a small chat where I told her what I wanted to do, and she was so open and positive about it, I felt really comfortable when she started her act (yeh, we did some kinda play-pretend). She sucked me good, and while letting me see how wet and ready she was getting from all that action. My cock will never forget how wet and warm her tongue felt against the tip whenever she felt like teasing me. And fuck, her ass. Her glorious ass was right there for me every time I wanted.

I tried her pussy once, before she dirty-talked me into riding my cock for a bit. Fuck, she def was a pornstar! Her hips did things to me I still don't understand, but it felt awesome.

Tho that wasn't the best. What was, you ask? That one time she told me how badly she needed my cock inside her ass. SHIT, I almost spilled my cum right there and then. The Greek was just perfect tho. She knew how to handle me, and this thing she did where she tightened her asshole from time to time while picking up the pace. Fuck, that had me going crazy.

All in all, I enjoyed the PSE. Her ass milked my cock good. And that was actually all I wanted LOL. It was a brutal date, and if it wasn't because I think it was a bit too expensive, I would repeat anytime. Like, what's best that fucking an actual pornstar?