Barcelona

[Mongerer88]

Has anyone tried Slumi? Thoughts? Is it legit?

Slumi is the huge escort advertising venue used by just about every provider in Barcelona at least occasionally.

Yes, it is legit.

Some of the advertisers are the best escorts in Spain, and some are complete fakes.

As some independent escorts get a regular client base and their own websites, they run fewer Slumi ads.

The line-up brothels and shared private apartments tend to advertise their newest ladies in their Slumi ads.

[NoStripeZebra]

Has anyone tried Slumi? Thoughts? Is it legit?

[RoyalTaster]

Is Blue Velvet outcall only or can I show up there and pick some girls? Also, did you pay extra for BBBJ and other things like CIM or was that included in price?

At first they were only outcalls but now have an apartment where you do the services. You can't see all the girls and pick one, but you can change the girl if you don't like her without any additional price. Everything is included in the rate, even the taxi.

[VasyaPetya]

Well, remember the organ consist of inner and outer part. As a system it's called the reproduction organ. But let's cut the academic crap and get to the shit.

90 new minutes with Alena. What a beauty! Will never forget the spectacular finish in doggy. The kisses, body (ass! Hearing her voice, wish I could communicate more, sadly my Spanish is non existing. The next day it was time to try something new. Booked Serena and Savannah for an hour. They are 19 and 23 from Kenya and Senegal. East and West Africa with me in the middle. I was a bit tired so I asked them to service me. DFK, sucking and licking for an hour. Life has obviously been worse. Both do CIM. Left the apartment with the biggest smile in Barcelona. .

Dude,

Your posts are fucking funny. Nice descriptions. Could you be a bit more specific where the Chinese parlor was and the Russian one (I actually speak it)? Turns out where I'm going to be staying is right nearby those stations and apparently vecinitas as well. I did some google street view traveling just now and didn't really see anything around that blatantly advertised any kinds of massages. Are the girls cute at the Chinese one?

[VasyaPetya]

Alena: Wasn't expecting so much. The last two days had been okay, but not for the history books. Looking great at the pictures. Then she opened the door, this beautiful sexy 18 years Catalan princess. Words can not describe this one hour in paradise. She kisses and fucks as you are the only great love of her life. I was desperate to extend, or come back later the same day, but she was completely full booked. Have made a new booking for next week, and will try to make further so I can see her at least once a day. Mongering around the world for 15 years, mostly Germany FKKs, but she is on my top 3 ever worldwide. I love her. Had planned to fuck through the menu, but this will change. Guys, be nice to her. Barcelona has got Messi, jamon Iberico ham, Sagrada Familia and Alena. Jesus!

Well damn, if you put her and messi in the same sentence then that's something. I may have to give her a shot. I really like Zoe's body too, how's Zoe's face though? Did your bookings with the girls include anything like CIM, BBBJ, etc in the price or extra? Prior to booking, do you get to see their faces or not? Thanks!

[VasyaPetya]

https://www.bluevelvetbcn.com/asia

OK, so I'll break down the logistics. Agency was great. The bookers (don't remember name) were fantastic to deal with. As good as Mia from OK!

Most girls are 200/ hour. This includes taxi and CIM.

I met up with Asia. Cute Latina / Korean mix. Solid provider. Everything other than Greek was on table. Great BBBJ with DT. DFK galore. Didn't go for DATY and FIV cause she's got a Bush. Was really happy with how things turned out. Will use blue velvet again. They will take appointments as late in evening as you want. Just need advance notice.

Is Blue Velvet outcall only or can I show up there and pick some girls? Also, did you pay extra for BBBJ and other things like CIM or was that included in price?

[VasyaPetya]

So after a lackluster first day (full of rain and weak lineups) - Barcelona bounced back in a major day as the sun emerged. And quickly became one of my favorite cities (for a variety of reasons). But obviously we're here for the hobby scene LOL. So I actually think Barcelona is an amazing "casa" scene. Meaning there are a number of high-end options (with top-end talent) where you are presented with a lineup of about 10-20 women.

My top ranking order for these "casas" are:

1. La Vie en Rose -- I saw a handful of 9's here. Even a couple of 10's. And was amazed at the talent. For this kind of talent I'll gladly fork over 100 euro for a half hour.

2. La Suite BCN -- a bit more pricey than La Vie en Rose. But more women available and commendable talent (lots of 8's and 9's. Though I didn't see any 10's).

I also visited la perla negra, vecinitas, and apricot. But I can't recommend those spots as I didn't see much talent there. Vecinitas is clearly a favorite spot on the boards. And I'm sure you'll like it if you're OK with pre-booking based off photos (that are pretty vague and brushed) - but that's never been my style..

Good report brother. Thanks. I'll be there in less than 2 weeks.

So about vecinitas. When they say you need to prebook, do they actually show you faces or just what's on their website? Because on their site they're all blurred out and I'm not paying for someone that I can't see. I'm like you, I have standards for what I pay.

When you went to La Vie en rose, did you have to pay for anything extra like CIM, BBBJ?

BTW, as for taxis I think they have an app there that you can get a taxi with. Its unfortunate about uber though, I didn't know about them pulling out of the city.

[Mongerer88]

If you will read the thread, you will find an unlimited number of reviewed independent escorts, several agencies, and a number of shared private apartments offering a full hour for couples in the 120-200 euro per hour range. The links you did are for tourist-oriented facilities looking to maximize revenue and upsells. The quality in Barcelona's Strip Joints and Clubs is generally reported to be weaker than the other options.

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Barcelona in one week with my wife and I am thinking of setting up a special experience for us.

I have thought of visiting one of the strip clubs which are advertised as couples friendly here:

https://www.stripclubbarcelona.com/packs-for-couples/

I see that in addition to the entry fee for 200 euros we get half an hour in a private room.

Do you know if for the 200 euros we also choose a girl to join us or this is just the "rent" for the room? Sorry if the question sounds a bit stupid but I would like to avoid any scams.

Having read a bit in here about the strip clubs in Barcelona I have become a bit hesitant so any additional advice or suggestion would be really appreciated. Would you recommend a specific club? Is it worthy or safe at all to visit one of these clubs with your partner?

[Raflas]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Barcelona in one week with my wife and I am thinking of setting up a special experience for us.

I have thought of visiting one of the strip clubs which are advertised as couples friendly here:

https://www.stripclubbarcelona.com/packs-for-couples/

I see that in addition to the entry fee for 200 euros we get half an hour in a private room.

Do you know if for the 200 euros we also choose a girl to join us or this is just the "rent" for the room? Sorry if the question sounds a bit stupid but I would like to avoid any scams.

Having read a bit in here about the strip clubs in Barcelona I have become a bit hesitant so any additional advice or suggestion would be really appreciated. Would you recommend a specific club? Is it worthy or safe at all to visit one of these clubs with your partner?

Three years ago when we were again in the city we visited Bagdad but we have just watched the show. Not a bad experience but from what I have read anything additional to just watching the show in Bagdad is very expensive vs other clubs.

FYI back at that time we had booked our entrance through group-on and doing a quick search I see that this option is still applicable (74 euros for two persons Vs 180 which is the normal price is not bad at all):

https://www.groupon.es/deals/bagdad-..._CBP_CH1_NBR_k*bagdad_m*b_c*267936401720_d*ES-RTC-Root-Barcelona_g*RTC-bagdad-1-21653517-BROAD_s*274_t*aud-324076744689: kwd-11112252&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&loc_physical_ms=9067692&loc_interest_ms=1005424&template=ETA_DKI1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_O-j8 sWI5 QIVTIGyCh2 alwn1 EAAYASAAEgIKHPD_BwE.

Is there any other alternatives for a couple looking for fun in the city?

Any suggestions would be most welcome!

[ZimmerBaby]

Would you happen to remember the name of the place? I'd like to scout it out and check prices but I couldn't find anything besides Glamour Oriental near that intersection.

Google:

Cmoda Estaci, Carrer d'Al Bei, Barcelona

Dont remember the girls name. Shoulder length hair. Visited another time. Tried a new girl, Japanese-looking named Coco. Long BBBJ. I was slow, so she insisted on sucking my balls (which I love) while jerking me off with her right hand. She knew I was about to cum, but ignored the warning sounds. Not my intention, but shot my kids forcefully in her right ear. On my way out with shameful eyes, I saw her getting medical attention from two other young slender sexy girls. They had dramatic expression on their faces, and swab in their hands. I wanted to help, but did not know what to do. It was obviously difficult to treat. If you add water, it will get worse. No GFE atmosphere in the reception. They had to be patient, but this was ten in the evening, and I was the last costumer. Hope she will be fine. Sorry Coco.

[ChiMark2016]

In between visited various Chinese massage parlours. The best one in Carrer de Ali Bei, at the corner of the intersection from the main road between metro station Tetuan and Arc de Triumph (Passeig de Saint Joan) Extremely good overall. Pretty young girl. Hard skilled massage and very skilled sexually. DFK and BBBJ with lots of saliva. Added oil to her lovely hairy pussy, closed the heavens gate, but I was able to fuck between her legs and it actually feels like a super tight vag. Shot my load over her lips and hairy Venus. Cuddle and kisses till I was ready again. She quoted 25 extra for a second finish. Who am I to decline? Really hard work to reach climax, but huge success in the end. Will repeat. 1,5 h = 125.

Would you happen to remember the name of the place? I'd like to scout it out and check prices but I couldn't find anything besides Glamour Oriental near that intersection.

[John Corey]

You have probably read her sexomercadobcn reviews. If not, here they are. Open using the Google Chrome browser to read in translated English.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/alexa...n-t369769.html

They are using photos of a known professional model for her. Apparently she didn't want her own photos used.

The reviews say she has a pretty face, but smaller breasts than the model's.

Her two reviews are mixed. Very mixed.

The first reviewer has four reviews from various outcall agencies. He liked her very much and gave her high scores.

The second reviewer has nineteen reviews and usually goes to incall flats and groups such as the former Devorah's.

He didn't like her at all, gave her a 2 out of 10, and said basically she just laid there and never initiated action.

Both reviews indicate that the oral sex is BBBJ.

All in all, if the OK! Escorts that Chubzy here on ISG recommended are available, you would be safer going with them.

Hard to tell about Alexandra. Maybe she just didn't like the second reviewer and wanted to let him know not to book her again. There are escorts like that who will perform spectacularly when they like the customer. But that has to irritate the other escorts who give their all every session.

I had not read her reviews, Thank you for doing the research and sending it to me.

[Mongerer88]

Has anyone had any experience with Alexandra of Ok Escorts?

You have probably read her sexomercadobcn reviews. If not, here they are. Open using the Google Chrome browser to read in translated English.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/alexa...n-t369769.html

They are using photos of a known professional model for her. Apparently she didn't want her own photos used.

The reviews say she has a pretty face, but smaller breasts than the model's.

Her two reviews are mixed. Very mixed.

The first reviewer has four reviews from various outcall agencies. He liked her very much and gave her high scores.

The second reviewer has nineteen reviews and usually goes to incall flats and groups such as the former Devorah's.

He didn't like her at all, gave her a 2 out of 10, and said basically she just laid there and never initiated action.

Both reviews indicate that the oral sex is BBBJ.

All in all, if the OK! Escorts that Chubzy here on ISG recommended are available, you would be safer going with them.

Hard to tell about Alexandra. Maybe she just didn't like the second reviewer and wanted to let him know not to book her again. There are escorts like that who will perform spectacularly when they like the customer. But that has to irritate the other escorts who give their all every session.

[John Corey]

Has anyone had any experience with Alexandra of Ok Escorts?

[ZimmerBaby]

Hopefully RUTH doesn't change her great attitude becoming a hardened pro. Her skills and service is magnificent. She is way more beautiful than the pictures indicate. Not so much make up I presume.

The BUSHES are back because of the local costumers according to one of the Vecinitas girls. Men above 50 with their tired unfuckable wives I guess. Smart move from the girls. May it last forever.

Some of the Chinese girls are young and beautiful with excellent BJ skills. Chinese women know the negative impacts on society caused by sexually frustrated men, so they have fucked and sucked them to make China the economic powerhouse it has become. This mentality to support men is obviously a part of their culture and a huge benefit for dirty men like me. Women are fantastic creatures; receive the sperm in vagina to create a family, and orally to gain economic benefits which actually goes back to the household. Beautiful story.

RUSSIAN - Tantric massage my ass. The way she abused me sexually I might probably develop PTSD in the near future. Licking my balls and mouth / face the way a thirsty dog drinks water. The way she fingered her own pink Ukrainian ass while in 69 lacked several elements of tantric ideology.

ALENA - looks like someone who is connected to Buckingham palace, the White House or Hollywood. Not someone who sells BBBJ and doggy to budget fuckers. When I die, my ashes will be spread outside of Carrer de Bailen nr XX.

God bless Barcelona and the region of Catalonia.