Barcelona

[Pepe1976X]

I'm going to be in BCN ..........but am basically a strip club guy.

RTFF 1st. This has recently been discussed here.

[Vyzvali]

Anders99, if you will search for TomJackins posts (one is referenced in the Spain reports of distinction) you will find his extensive analysis of Barcelona clubs.

By most accounts, that is the weakest part of the Barcelona scene and it is generally compared unfavorably by many posters to the venues you mention. I have never quite understood club guys, so perhaps others more on your vibe will contribute. There are plenty of well reviewed independents in Barcelona, and as you can see in the discussions of the last few pages, plenty of brothels.

Among the regular contributors such as Toxteth, there are very favorable mentions of this place, which I think would be defined as a club.

http://haima.es/urgell-150/

This is interesting to me. I'm going to be in BCN for a free weekend this Saturday and Sunday night. I'm free to do whatever, but am basically a strip club guy. It sounds like the strip clubs in BCN are all overpriced but that sex is essentially on the table everywhere, without any of the doubt that happens at US strip clubs of various varieties, or even in some of the tourist traps in other countries in the EU.

If anyone has suggestions I'd be happy to hit up specific strip clubs that people are interested in seeing reviews of; I'm sure I could hit 4-5 in the 2 nights I'm there.

[Mongerer88]

Google street view now has a perfect picture.

17 is the apartment complex the guy is entering.

The white door just to the left of that guy, the white door with no numbers above it, is where you enter. That white door has a buzzer separate from the apartment building. I hope the street view link works properly.

https://www.google.com/maps/place//@41.3725355, 2.1440307,3 a,75 y,271.57 h,80.21 t / data=!3 m4!1 e1!3 m2!1 sAW4_HZvzSHMCkDBfQf-P5 Q!2 e0?hl=en.

Edit: The damn link didn't work. But Google 17 Carrer del Farell Barcelona, and when you get a Google Map, hit the Street View link and you will see it.

Hello all. Sorry, but I am trying to understand this statement above. It is hard to visualize. The address is Carrer de Farell, 17 non-buzzer on the door?

Customers enter just to the left (about 5') of door with the 17 on it?

Thanks.

[HungryStud101]

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- Yes, same door. Carrer Farell 17 (the say 27 on the phone, but the street is numbered 'till 25. It's 17, non buzzer).
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Hello all. Sorry, but I am trying to understand this statement above. It is hard to visualize. The address is Carrer de Farell, 17 non-buzzer on the door?

Customers enter just to the left (about 5') of door with the 17 on it?

Thanks.

[Mongerer88]

Another day, and more useless comedy and clutter to what is a decent thread full of actual names, reviews (positive and negative), addresses and links from all the contributors except you. Oh, that is right, you can't recommend anyone because some harm might come to your favorites. WTF?

Absence must make the heart grow fonder, since a review of your posting history indicates you say almost entirely negative things about the FKKs, especially the place in Austria that everyone else seems to like. You constantly run down "uneducated Romanians" in those posts with the same smug attitude you display to everyone here who takes the time to actually exchange useable information.

You must enjoy the thought of inexperienced johns following bad advice, so just in case anyone is swayed, almost every higher-level escort in the western world (with the strange exception of the Lisbon independents) requests two simple things on her website:

1. Initial contact via email, text or whatsapp. Most girls do not like walking down the street saying things like, "yes, you can cum in my mouth. ".

2. Payment in an envelope of the full session fee laid out at the beginning. Escorts have little recourse if the guy leaves without paying, and it makes them feel uncomfortable to try and do a good session if they feel they might get ripped off.

Personally, I prefer escorts who do one hour minimums. Ideally I can cum more than once, and if not, they are typically the type of people that can entertain me for a full hour and are comfortable with sex toys that can make the hour even more fun.

As I have said before, the best way for an English speaking john to find a bunch of good ladies to see is to read reviews of actual ladies from multiple review sites. There are two big American review sites, one big Canadian review site, and at least one British review site with foreign review sections. Those contributors are primarily English speaking folks. Obviously ISG is a source, although it needs more actual detailed reviews. If someone finds a lady who is well reviewed on those boards, that is a positive sign since those contributors have no reason to be biased. Jacqueline, Michelle, Noa Secrets, Xesca, and a few other brothel ladies are reviewed on all of them by different contributors. A local board like sexomercadobcn can be used as a supplement to get further confirmation, or get more information about service offerings. honest, detailed reviews, good and bad, are what drives the demand side of this business, and they are very much appreciated by those of us who give and take.

Thanks for your interesting report Mr Healing.

Probably the majority opinion outside of this thread. The first principle of a buyer: "Do I know what I'm buying?" Where there is an information gap, scammers will rush in. The great success of the FKKs came through not treating the customer like an idiot, through letting him see and chat with the girl before committing to a deal.

Can't blame you for having more misses than hits, SexualHealing. I don't think anyone can crack the escort scene in just a few days, despite the confidence you feel after reading so much on the Internet.

People slam me for putting the escort scene down, but nobody would like more than me for it to work well and freely, with genuinely independent girls and honest reviews. We really need a competitor to the FKK scene, which is getting complacent and mechanized and threatened by over-regulation. With that in mind I'd like to give something back to the forum, and share some practical tips on searching for girls after living several months here. I don't like to share the names of my sweetest honeys (and I don't even know if that would be safe or if they would face consequences for associating with me). But I can try to tell you something better, which is how to find them yourself.

1. Actually phone the girl before you meet her. Ask her some questions nicely, doesn't matter what they are. Within about 30 seconds you will know if you are dealing with a young flirty thing, a querulous old woman, or an uptight be*tch. Voice gives so much away, more than messaging, much more than reviews. You will need to speak some Spanish. But if she doesn't want to pick up at all, ask yourself: what is she hiding? What kind of business won't even answer the phone to make a 150 euro sale?

2. If you must go to a site like sexomercadobcn, look for blocked (bloqueado) users. These are typically guys who have been banned for trying to sound the warning about some girl. So, browse through their posts, verify that they have negative ones as well as positive one, then focus on the good experiences. Those are likely to be authentic. Some of my hottest finds have been through reading the experiences of blocked users. Many of these valuable posts are still hanging around simply because the chief censor Lextor doesn't get up out of bed till noon.

3. Prefer half-hour sessions to one-hour ones, at least on an initial visit. Few girls have the imagination to make sex stretch over a whole hour. The ones that charge for an hour will typically fuck you for 30 minutes and spend the rest of the time chatting, having you shower, or even arranging other appointments. Maybe this is ok for you, you decide.

4. In Barcelona with escorts (as opposed to brothels) it is normal for the guy to pay after the session, not before. If the girl asks for payment in advance, it is a sign she considers you a tourist or just doesn't like the look of you. If that happens, you know the session is going to be mediocre anyway, so why carry on? In fact it is a good juncture to consider excusing yourself, especially if she does not look and act like she advertised. All of my better (repeatable) sessions have been with girls who asked for payment afterwards, as they would with a native Catalonian.

Hope this helps and happy future travels SexualHealing!

[Polyamorist]

Thanks for your interesting report Mr Healing.

First I must say with prostitution legal and a wide offer Barcelona may be a good place for mongering. Especially for locals or people living there. I mean: when you get to know locations and escorts you can get good services for value. For a hit-and-run of few days, I think the FKK system still works better, no matter the high cost of entry. But the chance of having all girls gathered in one venue and the option of looking a girl in the eye, see if you like her in person, pick her or leave her and turning to another beauty right there is virtually priceless!

Probably the majority opinion outside of this thread. The first principle of a buyer: "Do I know what I'm buying?" Where there is an information gap, scammers will rush in. The great success of the FKKs came through not treating the customer like an idiot, through letting him see and chat with the girl before committing to a deal.

Unfortunately, services weren't as good as her look. She did not kiss (again, sexomarcadobcn says YES) and she was not passionate at all.

Can't blame you for having more misses than hits, SexualHealing. I don't think anyone can crack the escort scene in just a few days, despite the confidence you feel after reading so much on the Internet.

People slam me for putting the escort scene down, but nobody would like more than me for it to work well and freely, with genuinely independent girls and honest reviews. We really need a competitor to the FKK scene, which is getting complacent and mechanized and threatened by over-regulation. With that in mind I'd like to give something back to the forum, and share some practical tips on searching for girls after living several months here. I don't like to share the names of my sweetest honeys (and I don't even know if that would be safe or if they would face consequences for associating with me). But I can try to tell you something better, which is how to find them yourself.

1. Actually phone the girl before you meet her. Ask her some questions nicely, doesn't matter what they are. Within about 30 seconds you will know if you are dealing with a young flirty thing, a querulous old woman, or an uptight be*tch. Voice gives so much away, more than messaging, much more than reviews. You will need to speak some Spanish. But if she doesn't want to pick up at all, ask yourself: what is she hiding? What kind of business won't even answer the phone to make a 150 euro sale?

2. If you must go to a site like sexomercadobcn, look for blocked (bloqueado) users. These are typically guys who have been banned for trying to sound the warning about some girl. So, browse through their posts, verify that they have negative ones as well as positive one, then focus on the good experiences. Those are likely to be authentic. Some of my hottest finds have been through reading the experiences of blocked users. Many of these valuable posts are still hanging around simply because the chief censor Lextor doesn't get up out of bed till noon.

3. Prefer half-hour sessions to one-hour ones, at least on an initial visit. Few girls have the imagination to make sex stretch over a whole hour. The ones that charge for an hour will typically fuck you for 30 minutes and spend the rest of the time chatting, having you shower, or even arranging other appointments. Maybe this is ok for you, you decide.

4. In Barcelona with escorts (as opposed to brothels) it is normal for the guy to pay after the session, not before. If the girl asks for payment in advance, it is a sign she considers you a tourist or just doesn't like the look of you. If that happens, you know the session is going to be mediocre anyway, so why carry on? In fact it is a good juncture to consider excusing yourself, especially if she does not look and act like she advertised. All of my better (repeatable) sessions have been with girls who asked for payment afterwards, as they would with a native Catalonian.

Hope this helps and happy future travels SexualHealing!

[Sexual Healing]

can you let us know if the place is still on Farell at the door with no address above it, and whether you had difficulty finding it? Was it just you and Noellia?

Hi Mongerer, Hungry Stud and folks,

Here briefly to your questions, before I leave the thread (unfortunately, I do not travel much and who knows when I'll be back in Barcelona).

- Yes, same door. Carrer Farell 17 (the say 27 on the phone, but the street is numbered 'till 25. It's 17, non buzzer).

- After sex with Noelia, I asked to see who was around. For the next time. I was introduced to Sara, a busty brunette with straight long hair. Well fit and young, but not the kind of face I like.

I haven't said I CIM for 50€ was specified with Noelia, but sexomarcadobcn put the CIM icon in her page, so.

- No whatsapp with Caprici BCN, as with Apricots, you've got to make a call.

[Mongerer88]

I think that the Monday and Tuesday Hungry was referring to might still be in the near future. We know each other and trade PMs. If you haven't found it yet, here is Tamara's sexomercadobcn thread. Open it using Google Chrome to read the English translations. There are some more detailed pictures in that thread.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/60506...275849-i5.html

How was Michelle? I am going to be there next week and was going to try get in touch with her. Also super interested in Noa Secret (which I see is well reviewed here), and Tamara. Anyone got any intel on her? (https://www.girlsbcn.co.uk/escort/gbtamara21.html).

[AliniBar]

I was in BCN a few weeks ago, and I am coming back for another week, next week.

On my previous visit I went to the Barcelona Casino (next to the Marina, a pretty big one). When I left there were several, what looked like pimps, who tried to ask me if I want to see a strip show, and "fuck fuck" as they said.

Is anyone familiar with this? The look kind of sketchy, so I took a cab and disappeared.

Thanks.

[Mongerer88]

What is your motivation to just post negative shit all the time, with no real reviews?

You claim to have seen virtually every independent escort mentioned on this board and claim to have used most of the agencies, but you never do a detailed review with specific good and bad points. Who would spend that kind of money if you are always dissatisfied? Same with your supposed knowledge of the inner workings of sexomercadobcn. How would you have learned of this conspiratorial system of the Barcelona Elite?

I take your posts with a large grain of salt. Most of us have some good experiences and some bad experiences, like SexualHealing did, and honest detailed reviewes, good and bad, are what gives us useful information. There is a location or two that I travel to where availability is limited and the service is terrible. So I quit seeing escorts in those places, one of which I have mentioned on ISG. Other places like Barcelona have good and bad. I think the good greatly outweighs the bad in Barcelona, and the review system is used to improve the odds. Same with the FKK system so many guys rave about. It is not unusual to read FKK reviews where a guy realizes the girl is such a dud once they get into the room that he pays her but doesn't waste a cum on her.

I did very favorable reviews of Jacqueline because I have had great experiences with her, and I think others would, also. I did a somewhat ambivalent review of Jessica Lust because she wasn't my cup of tea. Both had very good sexomercadobcn reviews that I used to make sure they were real providers in safe apartments. But I have no reason to blast sexomercadobcn just because many of those guys liked Jessica Lust better than I did. Sure sexomercadobcn has a high preponderance of favorable reviews, but that is likely a result of the providers themselves placing ads and reading the reviews. Happens on tripadvisor, and that is not an escort review site. Hotels that respond to every review get better reviews than those that don't.

With an agency or brothel, you have to cope not just with the quirks of the girl but the quirks of the agent too. Your risks, already high, are doubled. And the agent is motivated purely by greed. For example:

Bait-and-switch. If you come to Barcelona and contact an agency, this is one of the first tricks you will encounter. "The girl you want is not available, but we have one that is just is good!" Inevitably, it just means the agent is trying to sell a bad girl at the same price as an in-demand one, and you will have a bad experience.

But there are a ton of other tricks too. Like upselling ("the half hour option we advertised is no longer available"). Or the agent pretending to be the girl over whatsapp. And so on. I can assure you from personal experience CapriciVic is also guilty of these tactics.

For this reason I avoid agencies and also prefer independents. A real problem in Barcelona is that most of the independents are not truly independent at all, but are tied into a single system based on extracting the maximum possible cash from customers and especially naive tourists.

[Polyamorist]

http://www.capricivic.com/bcn-ing-escorts.html

Not sure if the phone number is registered with whatsapp.

The problem with a lot of brothels is of course that service varies so widely from girl to girl, which is why I often prefer independents.

With an agency or brothel, you have to cope not just with the quirks of the girl but the quirks of the agent too. Your risks, already high, are doubled. And the agent is motivated purely by greed. For example:

Of course this isn't limited to Barcelona. I saw a lady from an agency in Buenos Aires one night who is still one of the top ladies I have ever seen. She looked like Phoebe Cates did when she acted in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Great service, too. The next day I was supposed to see a lady named Ximena from that place a few hours before I was to fly out, who was their most highly reviewed and highly rated lady. I was so excited.

Of course the call comes, Ximena no show up today, we send XXX, you will like her even better. XXX was the ugliest, grossest, trashiest girl I have ever been with.

Bait-and-switch. If you come to Barcelona and contact an agency, this is one of the first tricks you will encounter. "The girl you want is not available, but we have one that is just is good!" Inevitably, it just means the agent is trying to sell a bad girl at the same price as an in-demand one, and you will have a bad experience.

But there are a ton of other tricks too. Like upselling ("the half hour option we advertised is no longer available"). Or the agent pretending to be the girl over whatsapp. And so on. I can assure you from personal experience CapriciVic is also guilty of these tactics.

For this reason I avoid agencies and also prefer independents. A real problem in Barcelona is that most of the independents are not truly independent at all, but are tied into a single system based on extracting the maximum possible cash from customers and especially naive tourists.

[Dartanian100]

How was Michelle? I am going to be there next week and was going to try get in touch with her. Also super interested in Noa Secret (which I see is well reviewed here), and Tamara. Anyone got any intel on her? (https://www.girlsbcn.co.uk/escort/gbtamara21.html).

I have Michelle from Romania and I have Penelope a Catalan girl lined up for Monday and Tuesday respectively.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/miche...g-t307518.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/penel...g-t345529.html

Uncle Hungry is going to have Penelope wear the pony tails and play catch with the beach ball.

I think I will do a few walk ins at a few of the brothels too. I want to see the line-up. I want DFK.

Does anyone have a good place to buy Euros with US currency? I do not want to attract too much attention with cash advances.

[Mongerer88]

Not a brothel but I would recommend Urgell150 and that kind of places, small bar clubs with cheap prices.

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Anders99, if you will search for TomJackins posts (one is referenced in the Spain reports of distinction) you will find his extensive analysis of Barcelona clubs.

By most accounts, that is the weakest part of the Barcelona scene and it is generally compared unfavorably by many posters to the venues you mention. I have never quite understood club guys, so perhaps others more on your vibe will contribute. There are plenty of well reviewed independents in Barcelona, and as you can see in the discussions of the last few pages, plenty of brothels.

Among the regular contributors such as Toxteth, there are very favorable mentions of this place, which I think would be defined as a club.

http://haima.es/urgell-150/

[Anders99]

Hi,

I have not really mongered in Barcelona except for a very seedy experience in a sex cinema on the Ramblas. Wanted to hear, are there clubs such as Vive in Madrid or Elefante Branco in Lisbon? Many thanks!

Regards,

Anders99.

[Mongerer88]

Unless Google Translate failed me, that is what it says at the end of the first paragraph of the ad, right after it says there is a supplement for Greek.

Translation failures would make a funny commercial. Remember when they were trying to sell digital mobile phones at first, and there would be horrible misunderstandings based on broken up cell phone calls. The guy who looked like Mulder on the X Files would appear and say "It was all a case of bad cellular. ".

Someday after reading her translated ad, one of us will shoot off in a girl's mouth who doesn't do CIM, and while she is still pissed, we will hear that voice saying it was all a case of bad Google Translate.

Thanks Sexual Healing for your report.

This Nanda sounds like a winner. Very pretty face.

I looked at the profile of Noelia. Perhaps she changed it, but I see no mention of CIM included in the 50 E rate?: https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noeli...g-t342683.html.

Again, thanks for your report.

Best Regards.

Smuler.