Canary Islands

[Visitor 83]

I will be going to la Palma soon. Does anyone know of any place there to visit or to pick up girls?

[Soraki]

I just came back from Playa del Ingles and I have some reports to make:

1. I found a fairly good place in Playa del Ingles: Salon Claudine, Shopping Center Jardin del Sol, Avda de Gran Canaria, 24 (open 20 to 04.30). This is a brothel and a kind of night club where you can sit down and drink (10 euros) and look at the girls. They will aproach you, but let you in peace if you insist. The reason why I say it’s fairly good and not very good is because it has a selection far below the big night clubs around Madrid, Barcelona and other big cities in Spain. The first night I visited it there were around 7 girls present. The second night 20. Two or three of them good looking (I prefer slim east european girls). The second night I had one of them for 100 euros (half an hour, 150 euros for one hour). It was like I expected – no rushing, good behaviour. I think the price has gone down lately. They take you to a room behaind a curtain in the end of the bar.

2. The second place I visited was a real brothel were the girls present themselves for you and you have to pick one in the end and follow her to the rom. I didn’t try any, but they looked ok. 110 euros for half an hour and 150 for one hour. Adress: Villa Esmeralda, Tour Operador Neckermann, 26 (11), tel: 928762913, mob: 629174168. There were three girls present when I was there at about five in the afternoon, but I was told that later on four more would come.

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[Aaron67]

Majestic Nite Club - its down at the bottom of the town - near the harbour area.

Strip Club with "back rooms" :-)

Had two good experiences there.

€180 for an hour.

They also do outcall service - I don't have their no.

Enjoy!

[Soraki]

Can anyone tell me: Are there really no big brothels along the motorways like the rest of Spain in Gran Canaria? If yes, where are they?

[London Guy]

Off to Lanzarote soon.

Any info anybody?

[Oli Cool]

Who can give some general information on scene in Las Palmas?

[MegaBalls]

Just back from a week in Gran Canaria. The dunes are nice but no action at the beachfront (just nude sunbathing around kiosk 4 for straight people and around kiosk 7 for gays), 90% of the people ouside these areas are clothed. Some nice "stone castles" against the wind behind kiosk 4, dune between kiosk 4 and 7 good to scout out the scene. Most nudes are men or couples, hardly any single women, most people above 60 years of age. In the dunes lots of men showing their penises and trying to get a quick job by another man. Around the few palm trees north of the walkpath between the Rio hotel and the lighthows lots of gay or pseudo-gay men looking for quick relief. Over 5 days, I have only seen three couples in the dunes, non of them looking for any action, all older than 60 years and with up to half a dozen men, hand on their penis, waiting for action. Pretty sad sight, my dear friends! Lots of desperate men out there waiting mostly for nothing!

Better stay in your hotel and buy at any newsstand the Gran Canaria info, a german magazine with classified ads. There are roughly two dozen ads in ther for in- and outcall, mix of Brazilians, Germans, Eastern Europeans. Prices around 100 Euro, it seems, for full service, I got quotes starting at 150 Euros for one hour, covered. But still better than getting off over nothing in the dunes!

Disco action etc. Not checked out, too few young people around. Guess one should try another island or stay on the mainland.

Happy hunting, guys!

[Specialone]

Is there an update on the Gran canaria scene?

[Jon32]

That is the greatest story I ever heard. If this is what goes on at nude beaches, I definitely need to go.

[Harry Dude]

I decided to check out the new location for Salon Claudine since I had some nice experiences there in the past.

They open at 8pm, and I was there at 9pm. What a mistake. The club was totally empty, with one really old lady making the bar ready, and a much younger babe helping out. I decided to have a drink at the bar and wait for a girl or two to appear, but after 30 minutes I just gave up. It was totally dead.

The setup in this new location looks different from the old location - sofas and tables in small groups, with the possibility to draw a curtain around each group for privacy. In the old club they had bedrooms in the back, so maybe this new location is simply for lapdances and rip-off drinks.

Anyway, something funny did happen on my vacation. In the daytime I was enjoying the beach at Playa Del Ingles. I usually go naked, and after a while I saw a couple, also naked, who were definitely playing around, in plain view. I decided to walk past to see what they were up to, and the embarrassing thing was that as i walked past, I started to get an erection. THe couple saw this, and smiled and waved at me. I smiled back, did not try to hide my growing erection, and just walked casually past, towards the dunes. After a few minutes I stopped and enjoyed the sun on my naked body, with my back to the beach, facing the dunes, still with a hard-on. I looked back, and saw the lady from the couple I passed walking towards me. She passed me about 10 meters away, stopped, and turned towards me. At this time I had a massive erection. She then started walking towards me. I decided to act as if having a huge hard-on on the beach was completely normal. She approached me, and introduced herself, we shook hands, with my cock harder than ever. We exchanged some pleasantries, where we were from, for how long I was staying etc. Her husband was watching us from about 50 meters away. Then she said "I can see you are horny" and I said "Well, yes, I guess I am". She then said "Do you mind?" and grabbed my cock, and started jerking me off. I said "Not at all, please go ahead". At this point, two or three other beach-goers passed us about 10m away...the whole situation was a bit surreal. After a minute or two I came. She just said "Oh, nice" and wiped her hand in the sand, and then she left.

A very odd experience.

[Eros74]

What a shame!!!!

I explain: I check here only the threads of the places where I was, almost every countries of east europe, and of the places where I want to go in future, Colombia and Thai,but I never check spain...

I thought about Tenerife or Fuerteventura without any reason in particularly,just to have good weather and cheap holiday but I never been in Spain and never consider or imagine that there is good sex scene out there!

Yes, it is a shame, I was close to go to Canary for nothing, or almost zero % to score pussy and have sex,when...it seems in costa del sol it can be much better and different situation...

I had a good place for our hobby so close and I was thinking to go to the other part of the earth?!?!

Dear John, thanks so many times!!!!

In one day I will read all the 11 pages of costa del sol thread, I need to do homeworks as you deserve my thanks to make me see a better place where to go and my congratulations John,cause as right said by Viajando Musico,you are one of the bigger contributor to that thread and your photos are very nice!!!

Have a nice friday wherever you are!!!

I will write you a PM soon.

Muchas gracias John!

[John Costa]

Lukasek if you have been Fuerte before then you'll know more about it than me, I cancelled a holiday there 2 years ago because I heard how quiet it was. I think it is a real family type place and I would think the only pussy will be what you take with you if any.

I like tenerife a lot and prefer costa adeje just 5 mins from las americas. I find it a nicer more relaxing place than las americas which is very much in your face style. I am sure you will score with the amount of pissed up girls that are in las americas, always seems to be lots and lots of girls around the "veronicas strip" near the seafront, but the overpriced cbj in a lapdancing type bar from an average looking girl is poor.

Is the mainland of spain not an option for you? I am sure you have probably looked at the reports. The weather in october is probably better in costa del sol than in tenerife and for a holiday it is fantastic place and much cheaper and for "the hobby" well there is no place quite like it for me, quality and quantity in abundance and prices at 60-70 euro for a good 30 min or longer service. I love columbians with a passion and would love to be with you in columbia you lucky man. There are lots of columbians / and other south americans to be had as well as many many european ladies.

Good luck wherever you go to!!!! I go to tenerife because the family like it, I also like it as a holiday destination and always have a good time and will do when there later this year but unfortunately for the hobby it is just not an option for me, but I will be venturing to the capital in the north for a real good look and keep my fingers crossed. Holidays are just not the same now if I haven't had a good few ladies while there.

JC

[Eros74]

Hi John,thanks!!!

I had to go to Colombia,but I am not able to get 3 weeks from work,and I decided to buy a motorbike too,so I had to think to something cheaper...

I think I will go 2 weeks in september or october to Tenerife playa de las americas or to Fuerteventura corralejo.

I believe and I think it is a shame to pay about 150 euro for 20 minutes of cold sex. (not to mention that I hate so much covered bj....).

I am 32 yo,normal looking in good shape,but I really do not know,besides the sex scene,how are the chance to score at least couple of girls in 2 weeks...

However I will never pay so much for such cold service...beter to wait and to go to Prague...

I will try to enjoy the ocean and to drink beers to make sleep my mr. Happy , cause I have the feeling I am going to have a holiday with zero pussy

Between Tenerife,Playa de las americas and Fuerteventura,Corralejo, where you will go? Cause I think maybe more younger people in Fuerte,but smaller city and maybe less discos and so on...(I was about 12 years ago in Corralejo,great holiday with great food,great weather,but zero pussy...).

Thanks!

[John Costa]

Hey John, I am interested too to know how is the sex scene in Tenerife.

Did you went there?

What did you find?

I have not been since I last listed here but it is generally very expensive with low quality and not much choice for my liking.

There are a few clubs around the south particularly las americas but they are tourist rip off places. You are looking at choice of 3/4 girls with a small room at the back and paying 150 euro for a rushed poor 20-30 min experience. There are some aprtments advertised in the local paper but again little choice and rather exaggerated opinions of how they look. A friend of mine was there a couple of months ago and was paying through the nose for crap service in lap dancing clubs.

The sw scene is also poor in the south, a few african sw along the main strip and then a couple of roads further back ( i will look up on google earth and try to find the names of the roads ) with a few girls usually spanish but not great quality and at a start price of 40 euro for a cbj not what I want.

I am sure if I venture north towards the capital there will be proper clubs but I have not had any luck hearing from anybody on here or elsewhere and I have never had the chance to venture that way to find them when I have been there. I will certainly making a sustained effort to find them next time I am there.

I am not now going until late in the year possibly oct/nov so if you do find anything of interest please report it.

Give me the spanish mainland every time!!!!!!

JC

[Eros74]

Hey John, I am interested too to know how is the sex scene in Tenerife.

Did you went there?

What did you find?