Canary Islands

[NightClubLulu]

I spent a few days on Lanzarote recently based in Playa Blanca. I couldn't find any adverts in the local papers for girls working in this area, all I managed to find were a couple of knocking shops of the "Night Club" variety. They were within a few yards of each other.

https://nightclublululanzarote.com/

I went to this fantastic Night Club called Night Club Lulu Lanzarote.

[Dionysus80]

Well I'm going back to Caleta De Fuste Fuerteventura in a few weeks.

I'll be paying another visit or two to La Sirena.

Anyone been recently?

Are the prices still the same?

Thanks.

[Almalm]

Currently sitting in 'club 55' in Costa Teguise.

Free entry, approximately 4 girls working on a Saturday night at 2 am.

Approached by 2, first was dismissed straight away as not close to my type.

2nd was good body, but old face. She offered 200 e for hour, and reduced quickly to 150 e. But still no sale for me.

I'll stay another drink worth of time, but not hopeful.

[Zozimus]

Hello,

I've just returned from Gran Canaria. Last night I visited Moulin Rouge and spent 3 hours with the beautiful and amazing Amanda from Brazil, one of the other girls (I can't remember her name) was a local with fake boobs and extremely sexy so I also included her in our fun for an hour. Amanda certainly knew what she was doing and I would describe the night as my favourite sexual experience yet. I am considering visiting again in a few weeks, does anyone know if the venue has a website or Facebook page? I fancy spending more time with the other local girl and may check if she will be on before traveling.

And how much did you pay? The only previous report I remember about anyone going to Moulin Rouge suggested it was overpriced.

[AandradeBoy23]

We're going to be throwing a bachelor party in Las Palmas soon and we want a night with prostitutes for sure. We've been checking out different places and the Moulin Rouge seems alright, but you can't see any pics of the girls or of what the place looks like inside. Anyone out there who can give me some tips?

[Petew87]

Hello,

I've just returned from Gran Canaria. Last night I visited Moulin Rouge and spent 3 hours with the beautiful and amazing Amanda from Brazil, one of the other girls (I can't remember her name) was a local with fake boobs and extremely sexy so I also included her in our fun for an hour. Amanda certainly knew what she was doing and I would describe the night as my favourite sexual experience yet. I am considering visiting again in a few weeks, does anyone know if the venue has a website or Facebook page? I fancy spending more time with the other local girl and may check if she will be on before traveling.

[Vikingz]

I got to tell you, the experience with Tantric Massage Gran Canaria was hilariously miserable.

I arrived to the place in Maspalomas early,.

Hello,

I just had a trip to Gran Canaria.

I also searched for some tantra / erotic massage for the 1 h time.

Question: Was the place in a orange building, near the edges of town?.

My story (Warning! For other in playa del ingles and maspolma area:

I searched and found out that visiting strip-clubs is shit and waist of money.

Then I looked for erotic massage, and also escort services.

It is not illegal in Spain, but I was a little worried and therefore acted with a higher level of.

Precautions / opsec*.

I found a webpage that tells its a Russian woman (the site and contact form was also Russian).

Sent an email and got in contact with someone "Mar* Tashki*.

Seemed fine, and I got price list and what services offered!

I booked in a Sunday afternoon / evening to her place.

Some days before I had scouted the area.

And now it was time, so I walked with nothing but money in my pockets.

No phone, no ID, and sunglasses and cap on the head.

I was informed to go to the entrance of the little apartments-area at a specific time.

Because I had no phone I was a bit early, probably 15 minutes before.

Now, right in front of the gate there was a car parked and the 2 guys seemed very suspect.

I had a good view and they were busy managing a front dash camera, pointed just to the door.

The sunlight was so obvious that I saw the camera lens, and I just walked by.

Driver was then trying really hard look "random" and just look to the sky.

Something is weird about that location.

I don't necessarily think its the local police, perhaps it is.

Or worse, like mafia or criminals that blackmails people.

I did not want to risk anything, and go meet someone stranger on a new unknown place like that.

Not worth it! Just wanted you all read this. Attention.

[On The Road]

After a very unsatisfied session with Valery at 17 http://www.pasion.com/contactos-muje...-530332171.htm.

I tried the club 32.

Same prices of 17.

Line up was little bit less impressive for my taste, they seems focused on South America girls only, with big fake boobs and enormous fake bottoms. Not my kind.

BTW I choose a blonde venezuelana, I think her http://www.pasion.com/contactos-muje...-529235927.htm session was not bad at all, even if I don't like fake boobs hard as marble.

La isla Bonita quoted me 60 for media ora, but I did not check it out.

[On The Road]

I tried the club 17 in Arrecife. As told me, prices are 30 m for 70 and 1 h for 130. No discount for me for going before 22 pm. They tried hard to sell something to drink and a lady drink, but it is useless.

Went there in a late afternoon, it was quite full. I met a customer going away and two other ones coming just after me.

Selection was good enough, around 10 girls available, most of them in 7-8 range, only one was not fuckable for my taste.

I choose Ruth, 19 years old from Gran Canaria. Really perfect body, of course for my taste, just not perfect teeth.

Ruth was a nice girl, eager to please, although I had big problems understanding her Spanish, maybe she spoke some kind of Canarian slang. Nobody told me about any kind of drug, but well I suspect girls can make use of it.

They are supposed to be open 24 h a day, Ruth confirmed me that.

Other club in Arrecife are isla Bonita in c. AUGUSTIN Espinosa 9,but they are closed until Jan 2nd, and the famous 32 but I suppose they are closed too because they never answered my messages.

[Wanking]

Just back from a week in Puerto Del Carmen Lanzarote.

Centro Olivin is a little Red light district near the harbour.

Google map - https://goo.gl/maps/TDkC4NafHA32.

The buses that run along the strip stop at Shopping center Biosfera which is just beside Centro Olivin.

Its a square behind Dicey Reillys Irish bar with 2 other Irish Bars, The Matchmaker and Nellys. To the left of The Matchmaker are 3 small brothels, Cristal, Love bar Striptease and Nightclub Sagitario. The girls tend to sit outside these 3 but some may also be inside. Then at the other end of the square is Club Topless Olivin. Girls don't tend to sit outside this club.

It seems totally safe in the area although some young North African Drug dealers do hang around the entrance to the square but they don't cause any hassle from what I could see. Also totally safe and free to walk into the brothels, look around and walk out again. Overall the vibe is relaxed and you can go for a beer in one of the regular bars before or after having a session in the adjacent brothels. Beer is much cheaper in the regular bars than in the brothels, 2 euro a pint versus 3 to 4 euro for a small bottle of beer in the brothels.

The Hoors are typically in the 20 to 40 age group, a mix of Romanian, Bulgarian, Black and other nationalities. Skinny and Fat, Blonde and Brunette, Tall and Small, very similar to red light districts in any part of Europe.

The price of the Hoors - 20 minutes 50 euro, 30 minutes 70 euro and 1 hour 130 euro. That includes covered BJ and fucking, and DATY which is welcomed by most of the girls. Extras including anal and bare blowjob are available but it depends on the girl and she might want to exam your organ first. Also regular customers get more as they build a relationship with the girl. Service is a bit basic, more like an Amsterdam session rather than the GFE session I'm used to in German FKK clubs.

A lady drink is 20 euro, and typically the girl will sit with you for 15 minutes while you enjoy some light caressing and small talk. The girl and the house split the 20, and it's just a small glass of cheap sparkling wine probably costing 20 cents. Personally I just prefer to go straight for the sex.

The official opening hours of the brothels are 10 pm to 3 am but apparently the girls live in the brothels and are there 24/7 if you just knock on the door.

I don't think any of the clubs have a website?

Club Topless Olivin This is the first club I tried. It's the most upmarket of the 4 clubs and the most strictly run. The manager is a fat European guy who is a bit aggressive. The girls all wear sexy little dresses and costumes. I had a fat Bulgarian girl with huge tits here, just took her for 20 minutes. She made me cum in 15 minutes with a covered 69. Not great really.

Nightclub Sagitario This Club is really old but clean enough inside. Its beside the Matchmaker bar. Around 4 women per night there. There was a really beautiful young blonde Romanian there but I didn't get a chance to try her. I did have a decent session with a friendly Romanian brunette who spoke very good English. 70 euro for 30 minutes. 69 and fuckin in 2 positions, came in the condom.

Love bar Striptease Very small club with 1 to 2 girls only, one of whom was a small young black girl not to my taste. Apparently the rooms are tiny.

Cristal Around 3 girls every night, some of them not bad at all.

Verdict Seems to be the only real option in Puerto Del Carmen. Not recommended for serious mongering but if your on holiday and fancy a fuck and a beer it's not too bad. There are bigger brothels in nearby Arrecife such as the 17 club.

Photos - http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2267237

[On The Road]

Hitting Puerto Del Carmen in December. Not a mongering holiday but I plan to do a little.

Last year I got a card for 17 brothel in Arrecife from another club in Puerto Del Carmen. 17 brothel is a 20 min bus ride from where I am staying. I just called them on Whatsapp, deal is 1 hour for 100 euro until 10 pm and then 130 per hour including one drink after 10 pm. Supposedly around 10 girls. I think its open 24 hours. They don't seem to have a website and apart from the ads on Pasion they is no evidence of them online.

Address is Calle Rivera, 17,35500 Arrecife.

Google map https://goo.gl/maps/h18TmnBLzmC2.

Afternoon action suits me better, and there seems to be little daytime action in Puerto del carmen, since I don't see many ads on Pasion.com.

I want to check out the whole scene a little better this year and report back of course.

Here is my report from last year - http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2118943


BTW if anyone has any upto date info please post.

I've seen a few ads on pasion dot com about 17 Brothel in Arrecife, but in many ads you can see drugs pictures together with girl ones. Wtf, this is the first time that I see something like that in Europe, and this make me little bit nervous about going there because I don't mess at all with cocaine. Do you or anyone else have any updated infos about the club, or about any other club in the island? Of course I'll report back about any location I will be able to visit, as usual. Thanks.

[Redkenobe]

I got to tell you, the experience with Tantric Massage Gran Canaria was hilariously miserable.

I made the appointment through email and everything seemed really nice, the person answering was very enthusiastic and I was really looking forward meeting her. My first time trying an erotic massage and all.

I arrived to the place in Maspalomas early, I sat in the reception chairs and I e-mailed her that I'm at the reception. In a while there comes a woman and shouts something for me in Spanish. I say "Sorry?" cause I didn't understand and she goes away. "Okay, that can't be her", I thought to myself. Their website had no women resembling her and the email communication was so nice I couldn't believe it could be her.

I decide to go find the apartment (I got the number) but I was at the wrong side of the building. I gave up and emailed her again that I'll be at the reception.

I sit at the reception for a while and then the same lady comes back and now she's super pissed. She yells me the whole trip to the apartment and I just kinda take it in, she didn't speak much English so I thought why bother to argue. But I genuinely didn't make the connection when we first saw.

At the apartment. Which was kinda rundown. She takes the 100 e (she didn't mention the 130 e body to body massage that was offered in the email. Which was OK for me) and rushes me to undress and get to the massage bed. Now there's some music in the background and she gives me a massage which did feel OK. Not a professional massage but OK.

Then the music stopped and the masseuse went "shit, shit! " I told her it was OK and she can continue without the music. Later I learned that she was streaming some massage soundtrack from Youtube and had maybe some network issues.

After maybe 20-25 min of back and leg massage she tells me to turn around and she takes her shirt off and starts to wank me. It was kinda mechanical but it did work and I did came. I was mostly relieved that it was over and the whole thing took a little over half an hour.

So no, I can't recommend them. Obviously the person I contacted by email wasn't her and the whole thing was just so amateurish. This was my first time trying erotic massage and this was so below my expectations that I might not bother to try again.

Maybe I should have made the connection that she was the masseuse and maybe it could have been better that way but how this all went, I would never ever go again.

[Wanking]

Hitting Puerto Del Carmen in December. Not a mongering holiday but I plan to do a little.

Last year I got a card for 17 brothel in Arrecife from another club in Puerto Del Carmen. 17 brothel is a 20 min bus ride from where I am staying. I just called them on Whatsapp, deal is 1 hour for 100 euro until 10 pm and then 130 per hour including one drink after 10 pm. Supposedly around 10 girls. I think its open 24 hours. They don't seem to have a website and apart from the ads on Pasion they is no evidence of them online.

Address is Calle Rivera, 17,35500 Arrecife.

Google map https://goo.gl/maps/h18TmnBLzmC2.

Afternoon action suits me better, and there seems to be little daytime action in Puerto del carmen, since I don't see many ads on Pasion.com.

I want to check out the whole scene a little better this year and report back of course.

Here is my report from last year - http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2118943


BTW if anyone has any upto date info please post.

[Dionysus80]

Well, I'm back from sunny Caleta de Fuste Fuerteventura.

I made a couple of trips to La Sirena.

It was advertised on the free map given out in my hotel.

1st visit mid afternoon. Choice of two girls, I opted for the lovely "Viktoria" from Brasil. 50 Euros for 30 minutes.

2nd visit again mid afternoon, I had a choice of three girls and I went for a tall blonde Spanish woman whose name I couldn't pronounce (it began with L) again 50 euro's for 30 minutes.

Good value for money.

Very Little English spoken but I was able to get by and get what I wanted.

I also tried to go at 8 am one day but found it closed so its NOT 24 HR like the advertisement states.

I would definitely go back if I re-visit the island.

Paradise appears to be gone as the neon sign isn't there now?

[Dionysus80]

There are other places on Fuerteventura. You really shouldn't just think about these two. Even if you don't have a car you should be able to get to Puerto Del Rosario easily enough by bus. Just look here http://www.pasion.com/contactos-muje...rteventura.htm for places to try.

Thanks.

I'm going with a group of extended family so Paradise or La Sirena would be really ideal as I would have no trouble making an excuse and slipping away for an hour or so.

If I tried to go to Puerto Del Rosario, no doubt someone would want to tag along!

La Sirena sounds the best value and is 24 hours.

Thanks.