Costa del Sol (Southern Coast) / Malaga

[Andalus Expat]

Since no one has reported from here for the past couple months, thought I'd write something let you know what's going on. Well Coronavirus has certainly been an unwelcome guest at the party. Basically, everything stopped dead. Go outside and you were likely to run into the police, who'd tell you to go back home or slap you with a 600 fine.

And it's been very, very tough for the girls. Although some of the independents are registered as autonomo (self employed) and are eligible for social security pay outs, most of them aren't. Being registered means a 250 minimum social security payment monthly, irrespective of earnings. For an apartment girl on the usual 50/50 split that translates into 10 half hour /50 tricks. In the quiet times of the year a complete week's earning gone before she thinks about feeding herself, let alone her other expenses. Your girls are high maintenance. A weekly nail job will probably set them back 30, hair more. And on top, she'd be liable for being assessed for income tax. It's a powerful disincentive. So, basically, we've got girls living on fresh air & hope. Some of them have been trying to work through the lockdown right from the off. A handful, initially, but this has increased as need has triumphed over fear of infection. Until now, the Pasion advertising resource is back to pretty well the usual level of population. But it's not producing much. Many of the girls have only been able to offer outcalls. Clients have been reluctant to travel and a working apartment with a stream of visiting men is hardly going to be popular with the neighbours. Not saying there's many clients anyway. The married ones playing away would have difficulty explaining their absence and there just isn't any money about.

For me, unlike for most people here, the past couple months have hardly been boring. I've a lot of friends amongst the girls and I've been doing my best to help them. Feeding more than a few of them and providing a couple with accommodation. There were eight round the dinner table Sunday evening. I try to keep it to practical help rather than money. There simply wouldn't be enough money to do it. At times it's had aspects of a film about the French Resistance under Occupation curfew. Putas making furtive dashes through deserted streets fearful of being captured. But I can proudly say that I'm currently running the best restaurant bar in the town. It's the only one that's open. And the clientele is a delight. OK. I've exposed myself to some personal risk and we've been subverting the purpose of the quarantine. But the quarantine hit girls much harder than most. For many of them, their "home" is the suitcase they wheel from one apartment or club to another. Their bed, anywhere they can find one. Their entertainment a phone on pay-as-you-go data if they're somewhere without WiFi and can afford the phone credit. And no one else is bothered.

What you're going to find when you are able to come back down here I couldn't tell you, but I can guess. I doubt if all of the clubs will be reopening, so you club fanboyz* are in for a hard time. It's unlikely to be permitted before September at the earliest and 6 months without revenue will do for a lot of them. We're already seeing regular businesses folding. If they do, it'll be to vastly reduced custom. There's so much money been sucked out of the economy. Particularly on this coast which depended heavily on tourism. Prices are going to have to fall. They were going to have to anyway. Since I first came down here, 7 years ago, apartment girl prices have crept up from 50/60 an hour to 100 and over. That's against a background of falling client spending. For a start Brit tourists and ex-pat's, who's spending make a significant contribution to the coast's economy, have seen a hefty devaluation of the GBP against the Euro in the past 3 years and have had less to spend. It's the Latin tendency to ignore economics whilst economics doesn't ignore them has got all the Club Med countries in the shit. And it looks like there'll be more girls trying to work here. The S. Americans can't go home because there are no flights and they couldn't afford them if there were. There are a lot of local girls trying their hand because unemployment is soaring. Generally, Spain's being kicked 30 years backwards. Just at the moment I'm being told "I'm not going to fuck anyone for under 100 an hour!" That fantasy is not going to survive not being able to eat. Prices will fall considerably. Much the same will happen elsewhere. As I write, apartment rents demanded are still the same as before the lockdown. But there are going to be few holiday lets taken this season and there's much less money about, generally. They are going to have to reduce. The same is going to apply to business rents, because so many businesses are closing. Unless there's massive transfers of money from northern countries to southern. And the decision of the German Constitutional Court last week against debt mutualisation makes that unlikely. Spain's headed to be a poor country again. Bad for the Spanish, a bonanza for you. If you can get here.

[Banger 66]

To all of you fellow pervs who live out in Spain, make sure you take care of yourselves in this difficult time.

It won't be long before we are all back doing the things we love to do!

Keep your peckers up!

Regards.

Banger.

[Andalus Expat]

New? I've never heard of it. Spotted heading for Torremolinos from Plaza Mayor on the north side of theroundabout junction of the M21 with the A404. Calls itself Club Luna or Luna something. It's not showing up noticeably on Street View with a 2017 time stamp but I'd suspects it's the large red villa next to the industrial buildings. The big sign depicting a xica recumbent would seem to indicate it's not a retirement home. What it offers I haven't a clue and I've no intention of finding out. I'll leave that to the more. Intrepid.

[Andalus Expat]

El Themple website crashes and won't open. Secret Garden has links but again crash. Would be interested in your Elivria experience if you do it. Cheers.

Themple hasn't got a website, as far as I'm aware. I haven't linked to anything on SD, but if you tap / click on the homepage photo there's a couple dozen images they sent me. It's not crashing on my phone / laptop / tablet W7/ Android.

The Elviria place opened at the weekend so unsurprisingly it was quiet. It's hardly out of February and everywhere's the same. Small bar, tiny dance floor & a pole. All they need's a pole dancer. I was chatting with a couple of Lithuanian girls. Attractive enough. But I don't really need to plough bar girls. I've enough willing talent will visit. But if it gets off the ground it'll be a nice place to take people. Xica behind the bar's a honey. My G and T cost 10 & drinks for the girls was 20 each. A romp's 100/ hour. I'll stick details on the site when I get photos.

[PayForIt]

Surprised you didn't find a link to their putisite ads. I did. Try "El Themple, Malaga" I'll put something on the www.secretgarden.sexy website when I get a chance.

El Themple website crashes and won't open. Secret Garden has links but again crash. Would be interested in your Elivria experience if you do it. Cheers.

[Andalus Expat]

Sounds great but I googled and cannot find this place. Is the spelling of Themple correct? Nice report but if you could provide name or website details that would be terrific thanks.

Surprised you didn't find a link to their putisite ads. I did. Try "El Themple, Malaga" I'll put something on the www.secretgarden.sexy website when I get a chance. When I tried ringing them on Sunday, both their mobile numbers were dropping out after half a dozen rings. But I got a response on Whatsapp. Don't know what that was all about. There's also a new place opened up at Elviria. I may go along there, tonight and check it out. A new apartment opened up above the supermarket in Los Boliches. I've put photos of a couple of the girls on the site. Rubi's been round on an outcall more than once. Great fun if you like Latinas in the hour-glass configuration. Real trier. And on the subject of impressive structures, Liz is back from Madrid. I know a couple of guys watch this forum have had the pleasure and will welcome the information.

[PayForIt]

The Themple occupies an entire large building at Calle Marques de Guardiaro 4, off of Alamos. Opened about six months ago. This place is serious quality. I think I found paradise.

Sounds great but I googled and cannot find this place. Is the spelling of Themple correct? Nice report but if you could provide name or website details that would be terrific thanks.

[Andalus Expat]

Sorry. Should have added. These places are not clubs. You don't just walk in. Always ring and book first. You can Google for the numbers.

[Andalus Expat]

Or would have been if I'd stayed at home & watched TV. But I'd been invited to Casa Luna in Malaga. An amiga's sister is the encargada. And the slack time of the weekend seemed a good time to visit. House is in Calle San Pablo, off Callle Trinidad and by the side of the church. So prayers for inspiration or forgiveness should get a direct line. Eight girls in residence, couple of Latinas, a mulata, rest orientals. Presentable. About what you'd expect from the cheap end of the market. Estrela gave me Lucy to play with. Chinese, mid 30's. Friendly and a very competent performer. Started with slow, teasing uncovered oral and just kept getting better and better. Somewhere around the 45 minute she straddled me, fed me up her arse and worked me slowly towards a climax. Then dismounted, pulled the condom off and took the lot in her mouth. And here's the thing. She didn't stop. Kept on with the licking & sucking so I was fit for another round. We got another of the Chinese girls to join us for the next hour and between them they achieved the same result as before. Prices? 80/ hour for a girl. Opinion? The house is in the business of providing economical, good quality sex to regular customers 24/7. And if that's what you want, that's what you'll get. Soft drinks or beer are offered. If you want something stronger, take a bottle.

Strolling back towards the Ciudad Antigua in the evening sunlight, still fizzing, thought I'd go checkout the other end of the market. The Themple occupies an entire large building at Calle Marques de Guardiaro 4, off of Alamos. Opened about six months ago. This place is serious quality. The room I was given was more like a suite. Mirrors nearly reaching the high sealing. Antique sofa. Central bed covered in rugs. Separate full bathroom. Presented with a goblet of gin & tonic a selection of 7 or 8 girls were proffered for inspection. I wasn't counting at this point. Like you don't count miracles. Picked Ana, tall, slim Spanish. Could have walked off the catwalk at a fashion show. Couldn't really do her justice after partying at Casa Luna. But there's always next time and there will be a next time. Many next times. This is what I've been looking for. To be treated with respect and civility in the luxury I expect. Expensive? Girls are 150/ hour but worth every cent and more (There's a half hour option at 100 but it'd be an insult to good woman flesh.) First drink's free, one for your new new found lover's 20. And you wouldn't be a gentleman, not to offer. I think I found paradise.

[PayForIt]

Hey PFI,

My brief opinions.

MS.

I'm good thanks and trust you are too. Had some great nights in the New York and Hyatt in Dubai! Enjoy.

Had another E92 session Friday. Good. Ada and Monika 3 sum. Nice time with two nice girls.

And I agree re Diana Plus. Always a few gems and the pricing is sensible.

Enjoy the UAE and look forward to reading your posts in future.

[MagicSheep74]

Wondered if any members think Pigmalion in Madrid should make the list? I've not been but the reports always seem good.

The best clubs are not always the biggest or most lavish. On CDS, I'the rate tiny Cleofas near La Linea much better than Glass Palace in Estepona. Miladys is good but far too expensive (300/ hour) in Marbella. As previously stated, for me Scandalos at 220/ hour cannot compete with E92 at 150/ hour.

Hey PFI,

My brief opinions.

Pigmalion. Took 2 different girls from here over the year's for 300 euro's for 2 hours back at my hotel. Both in my opinion 9/10.

Vive Madrid. A little restricted in service's, but some seriously hot women - 220 euro's.

Milady. Overpriced, but they will never reduce it. In the summer months some absolute stunners can be found. 300 an hour.

Estark 92 - Best Value for money at the moment - 150 an hour.

Scandalo. My best memories, but overpriced based on the current girls. 220 an hour.

I am currently having a lot of success in Dubai, back on the Coast in June. Hope you're well.

MS.

[The Cane]

Wondered if any members think Pigmalion in Madrid should make the list? I've not been but the reports always seem good.

I would put Pigmalion on the list for guys who want to roll like that. Meaning they have a very nice, large selection, but the pricing is exorbitant in my view. I just don't see the value there. Would take tiny Club Estark at Hotel Diana Plus any day of the week over Pigmalion. Perhaps not the same numbers, but I only need a handful, and Club Estark in Madrid has delivered every single time.

[PayForIt]

Wondered if any members think Pigmalion in Madrid should make the list? I've not been but the reports always seem good.

The best clubs are not always the biggest or most lavish. On CDS, I'the rate tiny Cleofas near La Linea much better than Glass Palace in Estepona. Miladys is good but far too expensive (300/ hour) in Marbella. As previously stated, for me Scandalos at 220/ hour cannot compete with E92 at 150/ hour.

[Wiild]

Great ShooBree! You / We got some great leads here, some of my listings below I think I stole from your previous posts. I kind-of agree on Barcelona, not any great clubs, but I like the city and the combination of alcohol, party and sexy girls so I sometimes just go to the clubs to flirt, no real action, Baghdad is kind of unique, can be a memorable experience if you dare to play along, but as I have already been once I will not likely go again.

I will also visit Madrid (and Lisboa) in March, I have limited experiences in these cities but I hope it will be fun. .

You got it under control, but I would add Valencia: Sala Maxx.

Madrid has several clubs that fits your criteria, Factory Air, which is cheaper then Vive I visited it in 2013. The problem is that it's outside of the city center. You also got, if it's still open (Hot / Dreams close to the Wax Museum in Salamanca, Madrid. But honestly, Vive is in a league of its own and the only club that I go to anymore.

I wouldn't bother with the clubs in Barcelona, I visited Barcelona for two nights this summer and didn't do any mongering at all. I'll be back in July but will most likely skip the nightclubs. They are expensive and not especially good.

I've only gone to the'Angelo of the Alicante clubs, it's OK but nothing that I have to revisit.

My plan for this summer includes Lisboa (Elefante Branco, Gallery), Malaga (Scandalo, Estark), Valencia (Sala Maxx) and Barcelona. In Barcelona I might try out the casas.

I will visit Madrid in March, in the summer all the locals flee the city. It was terrible when I visited Madrid during August in 2018.

[ShooBree]

I would like to highlight this question once again: What are Spain's best clubs? For German FKK's or Brazilian clubs it is rather easy to use ISG forum to get a clue of what are the best clubs for mongers. For Spain it is harder. My criteria: 20-50 girls Saturday night during high season, dressed sexy, ready to party Club feeling: alcoholic drinks served, music played, rooms on site, great if there is striptease but not needed.

You got it under control, but I would add Valencia: Sala Maxx.

Madrid has several clubs that fits your criteria, Factory Air, which is cheaper then Vive I visited it in 2013. The problem is that it's outside of the city center. You also got, if it's still open (Hot / Dreams close to the Wax Museum in Salamanca, Madrid. But honestly, Vive is in a league of its own and the only club that I go to anymore.

I wouldn't bother with the clubs in Barcelona, I visited Barcelona for two nights this summer and didn't do any mongering at all. I'll be back in July but will most likely skip the nightclubs. They are expensive and not especially good.

I've only gone to the'Angelo of the Alicante clubs, it's OK but nothing that I have to revisit.

My plan for this summer includes Lisboa (Elefante Branco, Gallery), Malaga (Scandalo, Estark), Valencia (Sala Maxx) and Barcelona. In Barcelona I might try out the casas.

I will visit Madrid in March, in the summer all the locals flee the city. It was terrible when I visited Madrid during August in 2018.