Madrid

[Herr Pollon]

Am headed to Madrid for the first time in November and am beginning the planning process. ISG has not let me down in preparing for trips to Hong Kong, London and throughout Germany.

Am staying at a hotel on Calle Atocha and noticed this forum mentions two apartments at #45 and #107 -- Am not familiar with this model --- do you just head to these addresses unannounced and see what's available? Do these places have websites (can't find anything).

I'm a newbie on the Madrid scene and would appreciate any candid comments and details you guys could provide on these two particular brothels.

Thanks very much.

You can show up unannounced, but try to call in advance (15 minutes is OK).

Basic advice is regularly posted in the forum, if you have any specific question I will be glad to help.

[Herr Pollon]

Lads,



If anybody has any outcall recomendations, DONT BE SHY

Alma, from almaescort.com. She is GREAT 300 euros. Don't know if still active.

[Canonigo]

Do you have the adress of Vive Madrid? Directions how to get there?

Address: Marques de Viana Street, number 15.
Underground Station: Tetuan (line 1, blue color).

In Google Maps search for "marques de viana, 15; madrid". Street view is available.

Vive Madrid opens Monday to Saturday from 18:00 (aprox.) to 05:00 (aprox.). Sundays is closed. I don't know the exact timetable. I think that on saturdays they open at 20:00.

Regards,
CNNg.

[Bundok]

Forgot a few things in my recent TR:

1. My three visits were in the last week of July. There were maybe 30-35 chicas in the house. Since at that time lots in Madrid had already gone on vacation, the women to men ratio was quite good, maybe 4 to 1.

2. None of the 4 girls I was with did a BBBJ, only CBJs, IIRC. No DFK either.

3. Diana Plus is a regular hotel. But right across from the front door of the hotel is the door to the Estark bar, which is a brothel. Estark has its own rooms for the girls, so, basically, Diana Plus is two "hotels" connected to each other: One a brothel, one a regular hotel.

4. My overall impression of Diana Plus in case it wasn't clear:

My best session by far in Madrid was with Lujan in a brothel in central Madrid for 40 Euros. Incredible DFK, BBBJ, and the best CIM I’ve ever experienced in my entire life and a total sweetie as well... Well, 40 Euros is about what it costs just to get back and forth to Diana Plus in a taxi from central Madrid. And in the Calle Montera, there are girls hotter than many at Diana Plus for only 26 Euros. So, you can get about two sessions in the Calle Montera just for the taxi-ride cost to and from Diana Plus. Add to that the shark-like attitude of so many of the girls, I’d say that there is no reason to make a special trip to Madrid just for Diana Plus. It can't compare at all to the Frankfurt FKKs. Also, even if one finds oneself in Madrid, Diana Plus may not be the best option. That said, if one wants a relatively easy way to see lots of chicas, especially since the Madrid brothels aren’t that large, I would indeed recommend Diana Plus.

[Vitoriabitter]

Do you have the adress of Vive Madrid? Directions how to get there?

Crap, it's raining cats and dogs here in Madrid so I pretty much decided to postpone my visit to Diana Plus until tomorrow. I don't want to get stuck in the middle of nowhere in this weather.

Feeling the need to empty my load anyway, I jumped around the corner from my hotel into a small bar infested with latinas. No stunners but a decent lineup. Hooked up with Lucia "soy dominicana." Can't go wrong with those right? A bit on the round side but with lips made for pleasure so I took the cheapo of 30 mins BJ. Yeah I know, it's not exactly cheapo but I requested total nudity and no rush also and got my moneys worth with some nice foreplay. My guess on her expertise was correct. "Con goma" it was still one of the best BJ's I ever had. She was deepthroating easily until relief came to me. Thank you Lucia! There's a bunch of similar bars all around the area on the side streets to Gran via so explore and get lucky. Or not: P

[Bundok]

The more famous Madrid spots, such as Flowers Park, Vive Madrid, Factory Air, and Diana Plus, are either located a bit far or very far from the city center or they charge over 100 Euros for a 30-minute session. In my aim to get the best service at the lowest price, I decided to try out only one of these places: The ESTARK bar attached to the DIANA PLUS HOTEL.

The Diana Plus Hotel is located just outside of central metro Madrid, but it can still be reached by metro: Take the One Line (the light blue line) to Sierra de Guadalupe and then catch a taxi outside the station. The taxi ride from the metro station to Diana Plus should be about 5 or 6 Euros. Going back late at night, wait for a taxi outside the club. A taxi ride back to Callao in the city center at night should cost only about 15 Euros, but with a lame driver it could be as much as 20 Euros or more.

As a fan of the Frankfurt FKKs, I must say that Diana Plus can’t really compare. First, the bar area where the girls are is very small; everyone is basically packed in like sardines. Second, the moment you walk in you are grabbed at by the girls, either physically or verbally. And even when you are finally able to get an expensive beer (think it was 10 Euros) and find a somewhat quiet spot maybe 1 foot away from another person, you have only a few minutes to drink in peace before another girl approaches you with her spiel.

And because of all this pressure, well, you never really get a chance to calmly scope out the scene. A girl came up to me with a great spiel, but since the place is so small, I couldn’t size up her body at all—in that tight space all I could see was her face and her wonderful, natural boobs. But those boobs were just too magnificent for me to pass up on, so I agreed to SANDRA from the Dominican Republic for 50 Euros for a half-hour session. Ay, what incredible boobs... Had a great time with Sandra indeed.

When I got back to the floor after my session with Sandra, the place was just too crowded and I wasn’t able to relax at all for a second pop, the other girls were just that aggressive. But that night an absolute angel had come up and spoken with me. And I was determined to hook up with her the following night.

Next night I arrive at Diana Plus and am again annoyed by the crowd and the aggressive chicas. If any of the brothels in the city center had more girls, I would have preferred to go to them instead of spending the money to head way out to Diana Plus. But, unfortunately, Madrid is just not like that. I didn’t see my angel, so, after being clawed at by other girls, I quickly hooked up with the Brasileña MILENA. 50 Euros for half an hour. Though she was a bit older for my tastes—about 28 years old—she was a real pro.

I decided to have another beer when I got back to the floor, and this really hot-looking Romanian girl names ARILENA approached me. Well, but up in the room, turns out she wasn’t as thin as I thought. Again, because the place is so crowded, it is very hard to get a good view of what the chica’s bodies are like. Still, she was a nice girl, though lacking in technique.

Did I return to Diana Plus to meet up with that angel I saw the first night? Yes I did. Because of the sorta lame state of the central Madrid brothels, I decided to pay the travel costs once again to go to a place that just can’t compare with the FKKs. But if variety is what one wants, Diana Plus is one of the only options in Madrid.

The angel’s name is MELISSA. A slender, blonde gazelle from Romania. A thin white body like a work of art, like something from Manet or Gauguin. A fawn, that gets one hard just watching her shower herself up. Though Diana Plus had a lot of things going against it, one can indeed find beauty there. One can find incredible diamonds in the rough, such as Melissa. And for just 50 Euros.

[Iglidoo]

lads,

ssome stuff i picked up that helped me whilst phoning different independents (from fotosever and girlsbcn).

ama =mistress
cubana or masaje ruso= breast relief
francés natural hasta el final. = owotc
griego profundo = a deep penetration
polla= cock but in mexico it means egg nogg
lluvia dorada= [CodeWord117]
follar or joder = to fuck
(coger "to catch" e.g. a bus, but in s. america it means "to fuck" )
putero= punter
embarazada= pregnant
maduras/maduritas=milf
gorda= fat
besos de lengua = kissing w tounge
besos negro= rimming
beso blanco= snowball
garganta produnda= deep throat
pechos or tetas = tits
lenceria= fine lingerie

if anybody has any outcall recomendations, dont be shy

[Flemming7]

Hi Guys,

Thanks for your very much appreciated responses.

Just one question - what is 'Cuban' as so many of the escorts advertise it and it isn't anal or oral as they are described as Greek and French.

Can anyone help.

As far as I know it's between her breasts, others call it Spanish.

F.

[Iglidoo]

Hi Guys,

Thanks for your very much appreciated responses.

Just one question - what is 'Cuban' as so many of the escorts advertise it and it isn't anal or oral as they are described as Greek and French.

Can anyone help.

I think it means "Titty Fuck".

[Lifesjoy]

Hi Guys,

Thanks for your very much appreciated responses.

Just one question - what is 'Cuban' as so many of the escorts advertise it and it isn't anal or oral as they are described as Greek and French.

Can anyone help.

[Calcal]

I decided to finish off my Madrid stay in style with a double asian. 18chicas was my first try but it was awfully hard to communicate with mamasan on the phone so I just gave up. I thought at least some english would be possible but her heavily accented spanish was largly incomprehensible. 18orientales was better and I sooned found myself in an apartment very near to my hotel where I was able to select from a lineup of 5 girls. I choose Sofia, a slim young thing with a small chest and Anna, a more well built girl. Obviously they are very keen on hygiene and washing/examining of my parts was very thorough. That's ok though since I requested BBBJ, AR and CIM. The session was not the best I've had, mainly because there was a lot of cleaning and stuff going on each time I changed girl but the ending of CIM on Sofia while getting AR from Anna was an absolute high point of my Madrid time.

In clonclusion, I've come to love the Madrid scene. In all places I've felt completely safe and relaxed and for the price you pay you get a lot more than I could get back home. There's something for everyone here. Comparing to Barcelona I still think the quality you get in prv. Apartments is better in Barcelona but the variety is greater in Madrid.

[Calcal]

Back home again. Internet connection in hotel broke down so these are delayed reports.

Ok, you're all correct. It's as close to heaven on earth as you get in this hobby. Women of all shapes and sizes. I came there pretty early around 7PM since I had early morning meetings the next day to tend to and got my beer at the bar. There was noone at the entrance and the beer was 10E. Note that you will get approached / attacked by some of the pushiest women you've ever met when you first arrive but if you fend the first horde off you will be able to relax and take in the scenery. And what a scenery it is!

I don't go for the typical amazon, bombshell girls with big assets but after a while I noticed a petite, tanned and blond apparition that caught my interest. I made eyecontact and motioned for her to come join me. Ana wasn't the most beautiful girl in there but a friendly smile, nice attitude and killer petite frame just made it for me. We chatted a while and she claimed to be brazilian, 20 yo and in Madrid since 2 months. She quoted 80E and quickly agreed to 70 for 30mins including BBBJ and we went upstairs to what followed to be an amazing experience. BBBJ and DATY followed by a variety of positions. Finishing off in reverse cowgirl watching one of the tightest butts I've ever had the pleasure of fondling. Totally GFE experience, no rush and relaxing in bed, chatting a few minutes before time's up. I now understand what you guys have been talking about!

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[Bundok]

In the 2006 Barcelona TR I posted on this site, I described about 5 brothels as “luxury brothels” even though the cost was under 100 Euros for half an hour. I called them that because they were simply too professional, too convenient, and too luxurious to be simply called brothels. Unfortunately, in Madrid things are different.

Instead of having a wonderful hostess let you in, making sure no other customer sees you, offering you a beer, introducing a line-up of 10 stunning girls, and then bringing you to a wonderfully furnished room with fountains, huge round beds with a mirror above, and a state-of-the-art shower, in Madrid, the brothels are decidedly much more small-scale affairs.

Of the 5 brothels I went to in Madrid, also known as “pisos,” i.e. an apartment with 4 or 5 rooms just like any other apartment in Madrid, there were just a small handful of girls; one of those girls answered the door; and though some offered a beer, there was no real luxury about it. In addition, these brothels are not set up at all for those who cannot speak Spanish. For instance, you need to call these places to get the exact address. Since these places ask one not to publish the exact addresses, I decided to follow that here as well.

With that as an introduction, here’s what I found for places under 100 Euros.

CASA BEATE MARÍA ANA DE JESÚS 5
http://www.exoticasflores.com/

This brothel is on the Plaza described above, about a two-minute walk north of the metro station Legazpi, on the south side of what is still central Madrid. It is open 24 hours.

Somewhat shabby apartment. And somewhat shabby-looking girls, though maybe I’m too picky. But what this house is known for is 2 pops for only 40 Euros in a 30-minute session. Oh, and BBBJs. Only about 6 girls were in the lineup. There were some older girls (26-34) who looked like they were really professional and would give a great time, but since I like young things, I chose Susi from Paraguay, a slightly chubby girl with a wonderful, young, cute face. She washed me up nicely in the bidet, gave a decent BBBJ, and we got down to business. And sure enough, after I popped, she washed me up again and we went for a second round. If I had been in a hotel closer to the metro Legazpi, I’m sure I would have visited this house again.

CALLE HORTALEZA 26 (Chinese brothel)
http://www.18orientales.com/web/index.php

This house is conveniently located about 3 or 4 blocks north of the Calle Montera I mentioned earlier. It is open 24 hours. Ay, but what a small place! And how mamasan, upon opening the door at about 12:30 AM motioned me to be very quiet as we mounted the wooden stairs!

About 5 sleepy Chinese girls were in the line-up. All were very decent looking indeed. I chose a skinny thing named Sofia (though they were all nice and skinny). Nice BBBJ, nice fucking in various positions, and CIM to finish it off. She then cuddled up to me and we chatted in Spanish and my broken Chinese for the remaining 10 minutes. A real sweetie. Price is 50 Euros for a 30-minute session.

EMLIO GASTESI FERNÁNDEZ 6
http://www.casadelplacer.es/

Just as in Renaissance Italy and in 19th century France--in the great novels of Balzac and Zola, for instance--there were courtesans and prostitutes of immense fame, so it is with this little house just a bit east of central Madrid, about 3 blocks east of the Quintana metro station. A half-hour session is 40 Euros.

Her name is Lujan.

Though I’m sure the other 4 or 5 girls in this house might be good, it is Lujan who haunts Madrid. Short, perky, lovely, laughing, intense DFKing, little perky-breasted Lujan from Paraguay is the star of Madrid. What surprised me most, after reading so much about her on the Spanish boards, is just how much she was only there for me. Of course it is all theater, but, frankly, I’d marry Lujan right now, that is how much she made me feel that she was a little girl incredibly in love with me. She did everything I wished for and – ok, I just realized I’d never do her justice so I’ll stop describing my experiences with her now and move on to the next brothel. But, yes, she is a Madrid institution.

SEXENCIAS - Guerrero y Mendoza
http://www.sexencias.com/

This brothel is on a tiny street that no taxi driver knows about, in between the metro stations of Concha Espina dn Alfonso XIII. And though it looks kinda close to central Madrid on the subway map, it really isn’t. This place is known for a 30-minute session for 50 Euros that includes greek. So that is why I headed off to this house.

Only 2 girls at about midnight in the middle of July. I was told that during the day there are more chicas, but still, a really small operation.

I chose Yesica from Cuba. Nice washing up in the bidet, super hot BBBJ, nice positions, and finally greek. A very pleasant, professional experience.

LA CASITA EIDER – Calle Eider
Phone #s: 91 1961824 and 671 466632

Another tiny house on the far edge of central Madrid. And, again, I doubt any taxi driver knows about it. It is about 4 blocks north of the metro station Ciudad Lineal. Open 24 hours. 50 Euros for a half-hour session.

And, again, at midnight only 3 girls in the house, though apparently there are more girls during the day. I chose Venezuelan Inés. Great BBBJ and some nice hot sex.

Compared to Barcelona, I didn’t like having to travel so many metro stops to get to some of these casas. And the luxury brothels in Barca had a great energy to them, with the girls intent on giving you a memorable experience. I did have memorable experiences in Madrid, but, except for Lujan, none could be compared to the luxury of the Barcelona brothels.

[Bundok]

I should have included a few more notes about the Calle Montera:

1. BJs and FS are covered. Indeed, the two Ghanan girls I was with--not at the same time--started out with an HJ using a paper towel...

2. The night shift comes out around 11PM and they work until 5 or 6 AM. There are at least 20 white girls on Montera and on Gran Vía about 10 Africans, though I'm guessing it could be as high as 30 Euros and 20 Africans. During the day there are no Africans and the whites were generally less attractive than the ones out at night. I was really surprised by how good the night girls looked with their hot, hip outfits. Most looked very "clean" and not like SWs at all, more like hot strippers.

3. The girls take you to one of several "hotels" a block or two away. It is very convenient and of the three "hotels" I was taken to, the rooms were decent, though nothing to write home about, of course. But decent.

4. On the Calle del Desengaño--you basically cross Gran Vía from Montera and turn down the first street to the left--there are older (30+) white SWs.

Keep in mind that because of my surprise at the convenience, low prices, and the hot, clean looks of the nighttime Montera girls, I wrote my TR in such glowing terms as I did. Of course, this does not mean that the sessions were the best there is in Madrid, not at all. These are still SW quality sessions, ie. be prepared for her to ask for more money to show her boobs and stuff like that. But even there I was pretty lucky, since they all agreed to show me their boobies, except for that one ROB. Still, 4 out of 5.

Oh, and I regret mentioning US politics in my post. I was pissed off last night after getting immersed political blogs and pissed that in the red state I live in it still costs $200 to be with some decidedly ugly women. Why can't my Romanians and Ghanans be standing outside my street right now for 38 bucks?!

[Bundok]

LA CALLE MONTERA

Never has a grand city had such an impressive street devoted to street walkers as the Calle Montera of Madrid. The Calle Montera opens up to the main boulevard of Gran Vía like the beautiful, glorious spreading of legs of the most beautiful hooker you have ever been with. There is a smart-looking McDonald’s at that corner; there are restaurants recommended by guide books that require one to stroll down Montera; there are hip dance clubs nearby. At all times of the day, La Calle Montera is frequented by countless tourists and citizens of Madrid. And, at night at least, the bright lights of Gran Vía shine upon some real stunners. First, as one walks down Montera towards the McDonald’s at Gran Vía, some super hot, short, little Romanians. Then, as one turns left onto Gran Vía, stunning Africanas mostly from Ghana.

I’ve never been interested in SWs in my life, since usually they are in nasty parts of town and they are the ugliest women possible. Not so in La Calle Montera. Or, as some call it, La Calle de las Musas. Or, La Avenida de Montera. Or even as El Paseo de las Musas de la Montera... Ay...

26 Euros. That is it. For a mere 26 Euros—US$38—you can take a chance on some little Romanian cutie or some hottie Ghana girl.

Of course, street walkers are notorious for crappy service. But I had a great batting average on El Paseo de las Musas. 4 out of 5 great sessions there, including a 50 Euro session with my first twins ever, two little cuties from Romania, Claudia y Kristina. And unlike in the Red States of America, like Alabama or South Carolina, these little Romanians had PERFECT teeth! Damn the nasty Red States of America with no health care and their butt-ugly white trash women! Romania is obviously so much better, alas...

And just when I thought the Calle Montera couldn’t surprise me more, I hooked up with two super sweet Ghanans... My first ever time with Africans and it was a dream... Such sweet and dedicated chicas, trying their best to serve me, their stunning dark, dark skin glittering in the bright, bright lights of the main boulevard of one of the most exciting cities in Europe....