Madrid

[HarvestBoi]

It's interesting to me how the various clubs build their business models to turn a profit. I mean how the bar / club owner makes his money, not the girls. It seems to me there are 4 potential revenue streams that an owner can access: club entry / cover, drinks and food, rooms (if available) and finally taking a percentage of the girls earnings.

Pigmalion doesn't charge a cover, there are no rooms (so no revenue there) and from what I gathered they don't charge the girls to work there, although they must have some sort of selection criteria based on looks. So Pigmalion charges hella escarole for drinks (25-35 €). Both nights I was there I spent about 100 € just on alcohol and could've spent a lot more than that. If you sit with a girl for any length of time, the barkeeps will come over and 'suggest' you buy her a drink. One night I was there I chatted up a thin Paisa who looked like a young Jessica Alba. Not normally my type but I was intrigued. In the 15 minutes it took to determine her service level (CBJ sadly, a deal breaker) I got hooked for a whiskey for her at 33€ and a glass of wine for me at 25. Expensive interview. Contrast that with Aphro where cover and drinks are free but the house takes 50% of the room fee from the girls. One girl I was with from Pigmalion said lots of girls there will work all night and might only get 1 or 2 half hour dates at a nearby transitorio. Tough work. Both chicas I took were TLN. More detailed report to come.

[Almalm]

Hello men,

I have two questions.

Has anybody been to the naked spa? It looks like you can pay to play with the massage therapists, and it also suggests swinger nights. Maybe there is a chance of hooking up with a civvie here?

https://www.nakedspa.es/main/

Is there any agencies that have ts girls on their books. In London there are a steady stream of feminine pre op girls (fake tits and a dick). A lot of them are south American, so maybe they are also cropping up in Madrid?

Any intel is good, for when I book my next trip.

[Pepe1976X]

Hio Harvest be! Great report. Yes that sums up most clubs where the 9's operate from. Seldom do they offer the full on services of the keener mid 7's! But that is also a reality of life. The privileged life of a 9/10 allows her to get by in life on her looks and the false promise of a good time where as the 7's need to deliver on the deal! Looking forward to Pygmallion report already!

[HarvestBoi]

I'm doing a world tour of the best puta clubs so naturally Vive was on the list. Since I feel like I missed out on some of the greatest clubs ever (Blacks, Madahos in BsAs and Help in Rio) I'm determined to hit any establishments that are still going. Everyone proclaims Vive's LU among the best in the world, so I had to check it out.

Vive initially looked very promising. It's quite spacious (120 m2?) compared to the small quarters that I just experienced at Aphrodesia in Zurich. Think a mid-range strip club in a major US city. The overall looks and ratio of girls was also encouraging. Plenty of 8's and about twice as many girls as punters. I also appreciated that the place was fairly well lit and the second hand smoke levels were tolerable. As an aside, I found the second hand smoke in Switzerland to be the worst I encountered, odd for a country seemingly obsessed with health and cleanliness.

You pay 18 euros at the door, which allows you a drink. I asked for a scotch and I must say the pour was quite generous (a double at least) so it was pretty fair. You walk in and there's an island bar in front of you and then a 3 sided bar behind that. On that bar the forth side of that bar is taken up by an elevated stage where girls perform strip shows from time to time. Around the whole floor is various VIP couches and booths, which were mostly empty. The entrance to the transitorio where you go with the girls is to your left.

I'd had a long day with business and sight seeing so I was a bit foot sore. Noticing the vacant white couches I sat down. OK First problem. Those couches are only for people who buy a specialty drink. Cost 30-40 euros. So I'm back on my feet. You can sit at the bar for free but all the stools are taken, mostly with chicas. I lean against the wall just beside the short-term hotel entrance and watch the chicas and dudes come and go. I approach a cute doable brazilera at the bar. She tells me it's 60 Euros to sit in the booths with curtains. I ask if there's 'mileage' in the booths, the answer is not encouraging. I move on to going to a room and tell her what I want en la cama. Again it's clear I won't get the DFK & BBBJ I'm looking for. Ok next. I interview a cute piasa with the same result. So now I've been turned down for GFE by girls from both Brazil and Colombia. I can figure out how the rest of the evening will go. I'll be wrangling with every chica, lowering my standard for looks and service while upping the money I'll pay until I'll find someone who will deliver all the right acronyms but give bored mechanical service. I decide to cut my losses and taxi home.

Vive reminded me of a bigger version Habanos in Panama. High average looks but service is very much YMMV. If I lived in Madrid I might visit everyone in awhile to see if I could pull something top drawer for GFE but frankly I had much better luck at Pigmalion. Report to follow.

[BaltiX]

I forget to add this agency: Carla Escorts (http://carlaescorts.com/), which is separate from Carla Mila.

[Mongerer88]

I had the pleasure of being with Mariana 2 months ago when in Madrid, and had an incredible experience. Actually it surely ranked in the top 3% of all time. She doesn't appear to be 36 at all. To me, she looks more around 27-30 maybe for her small frame. I was there for a brief 2 days and glad I met her in that short stay. She is a petite Brazilera with very beautiful face. My experiences with Brazileras have always been very good, but Mariana just brought it to a whole new level. We hit it well right from the beginning when she entered the room, and I did get a lot of DFK's and Greek from her. So those services are not out of her boundary.

Thanks. Mariana has gotten two more excellent reviews on Spalumi since that post, one a solo, the other a threesome with Laura.

So Mariana seems to be an excellent choice at Placer Madrid.

http://www.placermadrid.es/galeria/mariana/

For those wanting a daily schedule at Placer Madrid, separated by day and night shift, it is posted here. A person needs to go the the last page of the long thread for today's line-up.

https://esaschicas.com/showthread.ph...onnell/page669

[Viajando Musico]

As will be noted later in my post, Mariana is actually 36 years old (Placer Madrid is not particularly truthful on ages), but it has dark-skinned ladies who age well, and the European diet is better for aging than the diet in North or South America. For those wanting more explicit details, here are Mariana's latest two reviews from the local board. Note that even though she doesn't do anal sex, she is fine with anal play on her.

These are not my reviews, but translations of reviews from the local Spanish review board. So not everything translates perfectly, but most of it does:

"Mariana, always so amazing!
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I had the pleasure of being with Mariana 2 months ago when in Madrid, and had an incredible experience. Actually it surely ranked in the top 3% of all time. She doesn't appear to be 36 at all. To me, she looks more around 27-30 maybe for her small frame. I was there for a brief 2 days and glad I met her in that short stay. She is a petite Brazilera with very beautiful face. My experiences with Brazileras have always been very good, but Mariana just brought it to a whole new level. We hit it well right from the beginning when she entered the room, and I did get a lot of DFK's and Greek from her. So those services are not out of her boundary.

[Cataor]

I've found this place in this last visit to Madrid:

https://www.masajesrhamba.com

Girls are nice and place is clean, nice experience.

The bad thing is that it a handjob only place, but massage was fine.

Hope you enjoy!

[HotRob]

Does anyone here have advice on Asian 24 h outcall girls? I'm aware there are quite a few Asian 'floors' in Madrid, but I'm looking for a trustworthy girl I can call into my hotel. For some reason the 'Asian scene' seems to favor incall as opposed to outcall.

There are reviews on the 'local forum', but I'm having difficulty finding the outcall girls. A second challenge (solveable by contacting them probably) is my lack of Spanish, but google translate might help there. Any advice welcome, and as always, will review after if it leads to a date.

[CarlaMila]

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[BaltiX]

Plenty of casual sex in Spain, but Spaniards do it among members of their social circles from what I gathered. Those hookup apps are BS IMO.

[LongerMonger]

Hello all,

I will be traveling to Madrid shortly and will be there for a month. I have done some research and came up with the fact that Spain is the prostitution capital of Europe. What concerns me is that I do not want to pay for sex directly. I understand I will pay anyways, but just thinking of paying over $100 to a woman is not for me. I would rather gamble on my skills and try to court a few chikas.

I wonder if feminism has everything to do with prostitution, the fact that men would rather pay for sex than court insatiable women. I have subscribed to a few dating apps and have no luck, even with foreigners. Usually I can get a few asians with little effort, but one is biting. I have also noticed that most women have masters degrees. All of this adds up to conceded women, just like in the US. I suspect men would rather pay for sex than bother with women of extremly high standards.

So am I wrong? Please tell me I am wrong. Should I just pay for sex, because that's all anyone talks about in this forum. The most I would pay is $50 US for an asian. I hear Romanian women try to pass for Latinas. If I wanted a Latina I would just pay $20 in Mexico. So No Bueno.

Any Chinese massage places? Usually there would be a Chinese woman handing out cards for massages. I love that shit. I would appreciate any help before I go. Thanks brothers.

[MadMan19]

Thank you for such a detailed review. I am going to be in Madrid for Christmas and I really want to meet new girls. How were the other girls from the same place?

My memory of the other 4-5 has faded. There was some variety, all were thicker and, if I remember, un-enhanced. If you are able to plan, I suggest picking your most wanted from the gallery and then calling to make an appointment. I can't usually do that because I don't get a card to make my phone work, so I have to take my chances with walk-ins. I have walked out at times, but I usually take a chance when I don't find a must-have. I talk a bit, even with my terrible Spanish, and if there is a little rapport, I'll take a chance. Sometimes good, sometimes not. Sorry for the ramble.

[Chubzy Maximus]

VietSampler,

One more thing I should have noted is that when you go to the Spalumi website, if you use the Google Chrome browser, you can get an automatic translation into English, which will help you in signing up and sending PMs.

On a similar note, the amigasdelidia group, which tries to specialize in 18-25 year olds, has been getting excellent reviews recently on the local board. If they have the same scheduler, he or she writes perfect English, making it easy for English-only people to use this group by sending WhatsApp messages in English. This group has a lot of turnover and is always up and down with respect to reviews, but they are "up" right now. They have gotten some excellent ISG reviews, also.

https://spalumi.com/f40/agencia-amig...50/index5.html

http://amigasdelidia.com/

Newbies Crystal and Dayana just received excellent reviews from experienced reviewers on the local board.

This group is known for liberal services, including BBBJ, often to completion, depending on the lady.

Guys,

The one thing I want to emphasize about amigas de Lidia is that you have to be careful. They have used false photos in the past. Not sure why they just don't leave profile blank? I had one of their providers show up and you could tell the body was way off. She was a thick girl who was curvy but profile pics didn't match up. Pretty face and all was good because the service was outstanding. She's not on website any longer. So make sure you ask when booking if girl is same as pictured and if not if you can send back!

[Mongerer88]

Thank you for such a detailed review. I am going to be in Madrid for Christmas and I really want to meet new girls. How were the other girls from the same place?

Use the Google Chrome browser and open the sexomercadobcn link to read the reviews of the ladies. Google Chrome will allow you to read the reviews in the language of your choice with the Translate button at the bottom of the screen.