Mallorca / Majorca

[Ed Setra]

Hola.

Hola.

No entiendo mucho espanol (quite obviously).

Si, vale.

Habla ingles?

No.

Shit. OK, Vale. Donde es su casa?

Que?

Donde es su casa?

Gobbledee gabbley gobbledygook, Nuevas orientales jovenes, gabbledy Plaza Pedro Garau.

Que? (well it worked for Manuel in Fawlty Towers, except in reverse). Perdona?

Gibble, gabble gobble, gubbledy goo. Carrer blah de blah. Si?

Nope, well gracias anyways. Ciao.

Que? Si. Vale, gracias.

I find myself on a beautiful late morning in Placa Pere Garau in central Palma, by the market, sitting on a concrete bench on the phone testing the limits of my Spanish language skills. Hard enough for me to converse with a native speaker on a good day, but my challenge for today is to converse with a Spanish speaker with an oriental accent. Not easy.

Anyways, I'm here on a corporate jolly for 2 days, working only in the evenings and looking for some pussy-rental opportunities and touristic stuff during the days. My research here by the tried and trusted method of RTFF did not yield much info but a useful start nevertheless in Nuevoloquo.com (drop down menu to Islas Baleares). Plenty of action available there with the usual caveats of potential bait & switch and photoshop tweaks. Prices appear keen too. Crisis prices indeed. Mamada (BJ) Express and quickies for as low as 20 (expect serious upselling IMHO) and a half hour for 50 seems to be typical, but what caught my eye was a price of 80 for an hour at the Asian houses which usually have 3 or more girls working. I counted at least 4 Asian houses available in the greater city area in my brief exploration as well as some solo Asian operators too.

The local papers have plenty of Relax ads too and there appears to be a thriving daytime trade of streetwalkers catering to the locals in some parts of town (notably the corner of Carrer Ferreria and Carrer Justicia). I passed one morning and noted about 20 present, mainly low rent types, some African, East European and locals too. Something akin to Kurfurstenstrasse in Berlin day shift. Not for me as I was in company at the time I passed, but there was one curly haired blonde with a tight sweater showing ample cleavage between fabulous tits and a Kardashian ass that caused a flutter in my underwear when she said Hola as I passed. Hmmm, so many women, so little time.

There are several Casas de Citas (brothels) too and massage shops too (with extras on offer). A couple of Casas de Citas exist at Joan Alcover 4, 2nd floor and Casa Irene at Carrer Rafael Llus Blanes I Massanet 4. I did not visit either of these. But the former advertises a lot on Nuevoloquo and the latter in the daily press.

Overall plenty of women looking to supplement their incomes in these hard times. Also plenty of Travestis too for those so inclined. An apt translation for that particular affliction, in my mind.

I chose the Asian house close to Placa Pere Garou as it was a nice walk from where I stayed. They give the general area in the ad and a number to call for final details. BTW I usually add the +34 prefix as the local numbers don't always work with my operator. YMMV.

Just a bit difficult to be guided in the last couple of hundred meters on this occasion.

Nevermind, on to the second target on my list. Maybe I'll try Joan Alcover 4, only a few minutes walk no need for an appointment there according to the ads. Just arrive and ring the bell, no neighbours, just one bell.

Then PING. My Asian house, she sent the full address by SMS. I replied with a 'gracias, 5 minutos'.

It was just around the corner. Not the most elegant of places, just a single storey dwelling in a street of mixed shops and dwellings. It was clean and the door was opened promptly, I was ushered inside without seeing who opened it. It was Wendy, who showed me into the room on the right. A bit shabby, but clean with a couch, bed and bathroom off to the back. Wendy seemed enthusiastic to try to communicate, so I didn't request a full line-up. She explained the pricing as 50 for 30 minutes, 80 for the hour and something extra which I didn't fully catch, for the use of her 'culo' which she demonstrated in a sort of cute move. Probably would make it 100 I think for an hour including culo explorations. I chose an hour 'sans-culo' and paid the 80 upfront. Wendy went off to get change and I started to undress.

Wendy is short and very slim, mid 20's, PRC I'd say but she said mixed background, maybe some Korean. A cheeky smile and she really had a nice attitude so we had fun communicating. Tiny breasts, but outstanding nipples (in every way). A bit of kid damage to the abdomen, a cute and pert ass. A real spinner, I suppose.

No shower offered but she provided a thorough washing at the bidet, back and front. Bodes well. She provided the usual mock-shock compliments to my anatomy. She told me to wash my hands too. Good. I dried off and went to the bed while she completed her ablutions showing the same meticulous approach to back and front that she afforded me. Bodes very well.

It started as what I hoped would be a typical GFE encounter and rapidly developed into full on PSE. Wendy fully engaged. Soft kisses became more passionate and light touches became more urgent as breathing rates increased. I concentrated on her for a while and after 15 minutes or so she swung her body round into a 69. I wasn't going to last too long at this so I reached down to take my cock out of her mouth and slow down a bit. She understood immediately and proceeded to give me one of the best 'beso negro' I have ever received. Being the gentleman I returned the compliment and she went wild. What followed was a truly memorable session of oral and penetrative sex in several positions.

She is truly a great actress and appears to love what she is doing. I was there for quite a bit longer than the hour with no rush to get me out. We exchanged phone numbers, don't know why really.

Highly recommended.

[HotDog666]

I'm suffering from yellow fever and wonder if it's possible to find oriental girls on the island and if so where? Any contact numbers would be appreciated and I'll give some reviews in return!

[HotDog18]

Not much here, just muggers and pickpockets etc ladies of the night at both ends of the strip, couple of strip clubs there, but be careful, they will say blowjob etc at the entrance, but its actually a name of a dance they have.

[NonProExpert]

Nuevoloquo is a classifieds website, like craigslist and backpage, girls can be good, normal or bad.

Quite a few can be independent.

Is Nuevoloque dot com legit?. Anyone else used it?.

[YellowFevers]

Palma is a great city for a weekend if you live in northern Europe. There is plenty of cultural stuff to see and do, and the night-life is ok if you are happy to pay 30% more than mainland Spain. The selection in the clubs is not as good, and presumably being an island with limited numbers of providers, the costs are higher.

The main club area is on a street by the Hotel Melia Palas Atenea, Club Commodores is situated here close to the hotel entrance, and just beyond a Calle that goes up the side of it where there are 3 clubs next to each other. Venus, Sirena and another. At the top after the steps and to the right of the Irish bar is another called Discret.

Venus, Sirena and the other are ok, but only a handful of girls at best, hassled to buy ladies drinks at 40 Euro. They all quote 120 E to start but will go for 90 E after a while. Mainly Eastern Europeans form Romania and Bulgaria, with the odd South American.

Discret is not very Discret, being next to a bar and near plenty of apartments, but it is unusual. Two girls in there and all on offer was Tantric, with happy ending, possibly BJ, but that was it. Girls were friendly, and had an interesting chat with one who was a fan of BDSM, and wanted to open her mind to more.

Not a destination for variety and value, but worth a weekend with some late night distraction. There seem to be plenty of Escorts and offerings on the annuncios websites, but can't comment on this as it wasn't on the agenda.

Yf.

[LudlowPunt]

Has anyone been to Comodores the Stripclub / brothel on the seafront at Palma you can see it from the main road?

Cheers

[Garuz]

What's the scene in Alcudia? Are there any good SW if so what areas do they operate? What are the going rates?

I'm coming to Alcudia in mid October and will look for some evening entertainment.

[Member #4469]

I will be looking for the best looking girls in Palma (price doesn't matter) since I am more of a club person rather than brothels / escorts am I correct that Delfos club is the place to visit? How many girls are there? Or are there bigger clubs with more beautiful girls?

[Chican]

Hello fellows,

I'm going to Mallorca soon!

Does anyone have some updates where to find locations in and around Palma with some quappas with good service?

I will post my experiences of course!

Thanks,

Chican

[CheekyDancer]

It's been a while since I was last on here, so apologies for those posts below I didn't answer. Possibly one of the reasons I haven't been on here is because I have been having the time of my life since finding. Nuevoloque dot com.

There are loads of ads to choose from, I have been very cautious and careful but have found some great places. Spent a fortune, some good deals some over priced. Thankfully only had one or two bad experiences, when I say bad I just mean over priced or shit service.

One of the best Asian girls is on the port of Palma, ads are on that website.

Best massage is in a town near the airport outside Palma. Two amazing girls, four hands tantra massage with everything included. 45mins including shower before and after for 120.

Again on the local websites.

I think as long as your careful and if it looks too good a picture on the website I give it a miss.

All in all Palma has so much choice. I wish I had more money and more time.

Is Nuevoloque dot com legit?. Anyone else used it?.

[AzureDrake]

Seems like I'm always the only posting or even answering myself when I'm around.

Decided to scout about for some of the places to see what they looked like and get some action. Put the approximate places to my GPS and went driving. First mistake. Many of the brothels are only an apartment door and they look very discreet and if you don't have the apartment number and are unsure about the place, you might go knocking on someone's door. I had the numbers but I don't speak Spanish to decided to check out the other places before making any decisions.

Club Delfos was less discreet, large blue and red neons, saying "Club Delfos. Girls". Need I say more? Address is C / Camilo José Cela 7 Palma, just next to Hotel Tryp Palma. Upon entering one could see many girls sitting around and few guys drinking beer. Browse at your leisure, just be warned they might come talking straight away if you look to closely. Beer was 6€ which is acceptable if you don't intent to get wasted there. As to the girls, they are bit expensive. 120€ for half hour and 240 for full hour. No 45 min deal. Girls were definitely nice looking 7-8 for the most part, could be more or less depending what I didn't see and who weren't working. Went with a cute central European named Milena. Eager service, nice kissing and ultimately was satisfied with the service.

Next I might get an update on the Casa Maite, I think I know where it is by now *grin*.

[AzureDrake]

Hello,

Going for work trip to Mallorca soon and was browsing around for the selection. Casa Maite has some good reviews here, but they're couple of years old. Any news on that?

I found a page listing different establishments and was wondering can anyone recommend any of those?

http://www.escortime.com/spain-en/lo...-loc13104.html

Looking to browse a bit before picking, incall / outcall service is bit too random to my tastes, can never quite sure about the pictures.

[Sorin]

It's been a while since I was last on here, so apologies for those posts below I didn't answer. Possibly one of the reasons I haven't been on here is because I have been having the time of my life since finding. Nuevoloque dot com.

There are loads of ads to choose from, I have been very cautious and careful but have found some great places. Spent a fortune, some good deals some over priced. Thankfully only had one or two bad experiences, when I say bad I just mean over priced or shit service.

One of the best Asian girls is on the port of Palma, ads are on that website.

Best massage is in a town near the airport outside Palma. Two amazing girls, four hands tantra massage with everything included. 45mins including shower before and after for 120.

Again on the local websites.

I think as long as your careful and if it looks too good a picture on the website I give it a miss.

All in all Palma has so much choice. I wish I had more money and more time.

[Menteng]

Having recently relocated to Majorca. I can tell you that there is loads of action and very cheap too. Best website I have found is nuevo loque (google it). It's in Spanish but change the search to Isla balears. Then the rest is just local numbers to call, a lot of the girls speaks english. Most is located around the back streets of palma. Some great locations.

Prices average 60 euro for half an hour.

I've had as low as 40 and as high as 80.

Have fun!

Hi, just like you I have relocated to Mallorca. I've been reading the ads in the local papers, but the quoted prices are way lower than the ones you mentioned. It might be a matter of quality, but have you had any experience with those of the lower prices?

[Are You Sure]

Hey Sorin,

I tried pm'ing you.

I'm in Mallorca, it would be nice to grab a drink.

Having recently relocated to Majorca. I can tell you that there is loads of action and very cheap too. Best website I have found is nuevo loque (google it). It's in Spanish but change the search to Isla balears. Then the rest is just local numbers to call, a lot of the girls speaks english. Most is located around the back streets of palma. Some great locations.

Prices average 60 euro for half an hour.

I've had as low as 40 and as high as 80.

Have fun!