Mallorca / Majorca

[Anyones]

So against my better judgement I went to Don Angelo by Porto Pi (www.donangelopalma.com/) , despite reading about the semi-negative review a bit further down on this page, I guess I gave it a go since it was a few years since that post was made and things might've improved.

Anyways, as I enter this cuban lady greeted me, aged about 30-35 I guess, short blonde hair, sadly didn't look that good, about a 4 or 5, she was also veeeery insistant that we "go for sexo now!", a major turnoff as I like to pick'and'mix myself.

As I have a problem saying now I was really worried that it was going to be her I fooled around with but I tried to look uninterested, blamed me being tired as I just "arrived from the airport", so I looked around and saw this stunning girl, dark hair in a ponytail, easily a 9, sitting by her friend chatting.

I was eyeing up up and down and she must've spotted because as soon as I told the cuban lady I "was going to take a look around".

I found some stupid sign I stared at and suddenly I felt a pat on the shoulder so I turned around and the girl I looked at earlier stood there smiling saying hello.

Her name was Julia, I didn't catch where she was from but considering her fluent Spanish I guess she was from either Spain or South America.

It was if I had lost all my Spanish I was taught at school, and she barely knew any English, but we somehow managed, lots of "Que?" and "what?" from my side though but with a lot of pointing it worked out alright.

We agreed for some one hour fun, which was 200€ (This is the part I'm regretting. 100€ for 30 minutes would've been enough) so I paid the kind lady behind the counter (who spoke good English. What is it with all the old ladies taking care of the girls in establishments like this by the way? It looks just as funny every time that you look around to see the escorts aged around 25, 30-35 at most and then the landlady is like 60) and then she took us outside and opened up a door up to the flat upstairs.

Once by the bed she started to undress and went to wash her genitals (This is something I didn't like, I'm one of those who love to undress the girl myself so that was kinda sad I didn't get to, but I guess I would've been able to if I knew enough Spanish!) and then asked me to do the same.

Once I then came back to the bed the game began. She loved to kiss my body everywhere apart from the lips which I was fine with, bit too intimate for me.

She then proceeded to give me a BBBJ, which made me come to heaven, not even my old girlfriend would do that so this was completely new, and awesome.

After like 5-6 minutes I asked if I could go down on her which she said yes to, a particular favourite of mine. (Yes yes, I know that it's generally a bad idea but I figure that it's not much less fresh than giving oral to a random girl at a pub back in my home country, Sweden, where every girl have had like 100 penises each inside)

After like 8-9 minutes of that and 69ing she started to ride me real good. Since I haven't had sex for like a year I wasn't ready for it being that good so I had an orgasm after like 3 minutes only, embarassing as hell but she was understanding and really kind.

I've been with two escorts before and this is by far the most believable when it came to her enjoying herself, of course it might've all been a play but at least it didn't sound fake like the others I've been to who sounded like frikking porn stars with all that fake "Oh yes fuck my pussy!" and all that, this was more alike the moans you'd expect your GF would make, those squeaks that come out unintentionally.

She then proceeded to give me a massage for like 10-15 minutes, it was nice I guess, didn't do much I guess but it felt good.

She then asked me to turn around and ask if I was ready for round two and gave me another BBBJ, this time only for 2 minutes until I asked her to settle in on doggy, which she sadly didn't understand and thought I meant missionary, which I guess was alright, I realise a simple "Como un perro" would've made it the way I wanted but it's hard to think in the heat of the moment!) , was good and this time I could go on for a lot longer naturally, after like 8 minutes she proceeded to ride me again for like 5 minutes until the alarm clock sadly rang, but she was kind enough to give me a chance to finish so she let me come over her boobs.

Then we proceeded to just wash up fast and getting dressed. I still only understood like 1/4 of what she said during the whole night but it was fine, we gave each other a hug and then she kissed me on the cheek and followed me out.

So to conclude;

My experience of Don Angelo is very different to the old poster. I do not doubt that he had a "meh"-experience but either the place has improved, it's been 2 years after all, or I was just lucky to find a girl who enjoyed her work. I suspect that it could've gone so much worse if I had chosen the cuban woman who greeted me as she didn't look as happy at all.

I'm not the most experienced though, together with two other escorts I've been with I've had 2 GF's to my total of sex partners is only 4, so my great experience could simply be from inexperience and can have been just ordinary for the more experienced people here, but I'd still like to recommend Julia if you visit Don Angelo.

Face: 8, more of the cute than sexy kind.

Body: 9, her tits might be a little too small for everyone's liking but I prefer the smaller kind (not flat chested though!).

BJ: 10 out of 10, might be very partial though since I've never had a BBBJ before haha.

Sex: 8 or 9, very believable that she was enjoying herself and overall I had a great time.

Personality: 8, despite severe communicational problems we managed to get by and she was probably the nicest escort I've met so far.

[JovanBgd]

Having recently relocated to Majorca. I can tell you that there is loads of action and very cheap too. Best website I have found is nuevo loque (google it). It's in Spanish but change the search to Isla balears. Then the rest is just local numbers to call, a lot of the girls speaks english. Most is located around the back streets of palma. Some great locations.

Prices average 60 euro for half an hour.

I've had as low as 40 and as high as 80.

Have fun!

Hey Sorin, It's great to hear good news about Mallorca. Western media is full of reports about street hookers robbing and pickpocketing customers and passers by. Also, by googling about Mallorca, I found an article that speaks about worst quality of service in Majorca. As I recollect the author was complaining about covered BJ lasting couple of seconds, and the whole action about 5 minutes before the girl took off. Since you live in Mallorca can you, please, comment or give us any other advice on the situation with street girls? Should we totally avoid them and just call sex ads?

I will be arriving to Magaluf on the July 9th, and will be staying at the Felix Tobago until July 19th. If anyone else will be on Majorca during that period and wants to meet up to go mongering or have a drink with me and my best mate, we will be more than glad to meet up.

[Sorin]

Having recently relocated to Majorca. I can tell you that there is loads of action and very cheap too. Best website I have found is nuevo loque (google it). It's in Spanish but change the search to Isla balears. Then the rest is just local numbers to call, a lot of the girls speaks english. Most is located around the back streets of palma. Some great locations.

Prices average 60 euro for half an hour.

I've had as low as 40 and as high as 80.

Have fun!

[MartinSea]

I tryed 2x girls from :

www.infosexmalorca.com

Expensive. 1 hour 150euro, quality of sex is less than average. At least it is very clean and safe. But waste of money.

I will go this week to CasaMaite. Let s see I will send a report.

In some backstreets of oldtown you can find also some girls. But they are not what I can recoment.

They ask 30 to 50 euro plus 5 for a room. I think it is a risk to go with them.

[St Marco]

Hi guys,

Quality is excellent; this place's a 9 out of 10. Business hours are from 11 to 21. 00 circa; Have fun and hasta luego.

Hey, I went to casamaite and cannot agree with you more. 6 or 7 girls who came along and kissed me Hello, were lovely and attractive.

I went for a Venezuelan girl. Honey, who spoke some English and we had fun, she was very chatty. I wanted to take her out next day but got bogged down in Soller and could not come back to Palma.

Prices are in the range of Eur90-120 but worth it."Degusta" (enjoy) and please be nice to them. Its a friendly place.

http://www.casamaite.com/inicio.html

This site has lots of additional info in Mallorca.

http://www.infosexmallorca.com/inici...leccion=chicas

Ah, yes, went to Don Angelo and was not impressed by few very dispirited and quite chubby East European girls. Went with a black girl from the Ivory coast (?). She was ok, but nothing to write home about.

[Kophi]

On the road up just before Titos. Club Bali. Wandered in here at the end of a heavy night drinking. Clearly a bad mistake. Liked the look of the Brazilian lady behind the bar. Negotiated 60E for her and carded it. In the room, her not so nice friend came in and somehow I got convinced I'd pay another 40 for her too. Very impersonal service, started getting a BJ from them, the Brazilian left suspiciously. Was really not that into the other woman, no sex. When the Brazilian returned I was told that was it. Checked with my bank next day and three transactions had been made. The two I authorised plus another for 140E, presumably whilst I was distracted by the other hotel. Feeling write the fool, and also like I shouldn't be trusted with beer and strip clubs again. Wondering of I should go back and say I'm reporting them, go straight to the police, report a fraudulent transaction with the bank or take the hit. The worst thing was, I didn't even come. Jesus!

I have a "Don't Go Here"-report from Palma, Mallorca.

If you look towards Titos with the bay at your back, go right and then at the first sidestreet you go left.

There is a club there called Club Bali or Bali Club.

I entered and this awesome stunning hot bulgarian approached towards me, drunk and horny as I was I paid her 50 euro just for COMPANY and then I got to know it was 150 euro to go up with her.

Very well I thought, better be one of the best fucks I've had, so I paid her and followed.

We got into this room and we started to get undressed, so far so good.

Then she started to just wank me and give me a BJ until I came, nothing else.

Plus side was that I was allowed to touch her all over her body (never got to do that before with an escort.)

Minus side = Everything else, I feel robbed and cheated.

[Wanking]

Yeah check it out here.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1197466

If any of you guys take this offer up, please do report here afterwards

Here is a blog post and pictures from the last gangbang they had there.

http://www.sexy-susi.info/Seite12n.php

Mallorca Gang Bang Week 2011

Review and Outlook.

That was a super horny week on Mallorca, lonely house in the vicinity of Alcudia, running around naked all day and fuck. A dream! We were both amplified, Mariska and I, by Julia and Salma de Nora. Salma has even celebrated her birthday with us and just for the buck is approved a few birthday slats. And suddenly stood still Blonde Gina at the door and has filmed a porno with us. ? Go's horny

! Nope And here's what's even hotter, but: In October, we will repeat the whole thing! Ever in their calendars and write me! More info very soon on this website! Your Mallorca. 2011, our horny gangbang week near Alcudia. The preparation of the instruments. The guests come right. Line up. Have you had your fuck tonight? Julia desperately needs a cooling off! Salma marinera Special guest: Gina Blonde Crazy." But, even that is Salma de Nora, but with whipped cream please! And finally two travel catalog photos:

[Wanking]

Yeah check it out here.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1197466

If any of you guys take this offer up, please do report here afterwards

[Menteng]

Just been in/at Mallorca/Palme. I found it very easy to just buy Ultima hora and look in the ads. Found a young and sweet in palma, just behind Corte de Ingels. Shopping center. She was realy beautiful. And so gentle. My best fuck ever. Perfect body and tight.

Can you be more specific please? Name of girl and location, price? What does she do for what price? BB or not? Etc, etc.

[Cybernauta]

Hi guys,

I just want to share with you this paradise not so far from Placa Espana in the heart of Palma: http://www.casamaite.com/

The landlady is very kind and selects some of the finest beauties from all over the world. Every time I'm having a short break in the island.

I often get laid in this place. I tried some hot Spanish, Colombian, Russian, Brazilian, German and a very hot Angolana. Prices are good but the mistress'

Quality is excellent; this place's a 9 out of 10. Business hours are from 11 to 21. 00 circa; Have fun and hasta luego.

[Bearsmoke]

Hi guys,

I have now been in Mallorca 1 week and travelled from one end of the Island to the other and have worked out that the best prices for sex can be had out of the classified section of the Mallorcan news papers 'Ultima Hora' and 'National' (for those who can read a little Spanish, you don't need to be to fluent, just enough to make out the basics as most people you call will speak some English). I got a Nissan Micra from the internet at $13 a day including all insurance and I brought my GPS with all the world maps on it and off I went.

There are many private girls in the papers working alone as well as some massage parlours, cafes with girls available, hotels offering girls and more. As some other reports here suggest, there is no need to buy a 50 Euro drink for a girl to talk to you or spend 180 Euros for a bad sexual experience in the strip clubs, just get the papers, rent a car and have a GPS (which you can rent to if you don't have one) and call the type of service you are looking for.

A basic full service or massage with a happy ending starts in the papers at 25 Euros for one pop and there are several advertising at 30 Euros and some super hot girls advertise full service for 60 Euros as Spain has been hit hard by the recession with record unemployment, so lots of girls are looking to pay the rent. It just takes a bit of work and availability to a phone. If you are rich and don't care about money, no need to read this report LOL.

Good luck and happy hunting.

Blastoff

Hi, can I ask you the website where you found a car at that cheap price? Not rich here LOL. Could be an idea to have more money for other more interesting things.

Ty

[Bamboo Pete]

I was in Palma for a weekend to watch the game Mallorca-Barcelona. I stayed in hotel Melia Palas Atena, which is quite a good location for mongering. It is on Gabriel Roca 29, directly at the harbour.

Just 50 meters away in the next side street, there are three clubs, Los Angeles Club, Bali Club and Cleopatra Club, and following the path to the paralell street Ave. Joan Miro, there are several other clubs. I did not try any of them, as I was accompanied and I just had a chance for day time actions.

BTW, the former mentioned Club Descret and All America Club are closed meanwhile.

I found another club which is just 10-15 min walking distince: boquitasrelax. See. I called and it was quite difficult, because they just speak spanish and I don't speak spanish, but I managed to get there.

They had three girls available at 3pm. Half hour 60 Euro. 3/4 hour 100 Euro (is this a discount?) , one hour 120 Euro (all BBBJ included). You sit in a room and the girls come and introduce themthelves.

I selected Milena, hot chica from Dom Rep. Great service, long time cuddling and DFKs, BBBJ and different positions. She had a lovely merenque ass, so doggy was a pleasure. Excellent service, great body, beautiful face, sweet smile, if black girls make you horny, she's the one.

The two other girls were from Brazil. Also looked pretty.

[Bearsmoke]

Hi everyone,

I will be in Mallorca in August wonder if there's any live sex show in clubs and theatre or adult cinema with swingers.

Thank you

[Blastoff]

Hi guys,

I have now been in Mallorca 1 week and travelled from one end of the Island to the other and have worked out that the best prices for sex can be had out of the classified section of the Mallorcan news papers “Ultima Hora” and “National” (for those who can read a little Spanish, you don’t need to be to fluent, just enough to make out the basics as most people you call will speak some English). I got a Nissan Micra from the internet at $13 a day including all insurance and I brought my GPS with all the world maps on it and off I went.

There are many private girls in the papers working alone as well as some massage parlours, cafes with girls available, hotels offering girls and more. As some other reports here suggest, there is no need to buy a 50 Euro drink for a girl to talk to you or spend 180 Euros for a bad sexual experience in the strip clubs, just get the papers, rent a car and have a GPS (which you can rent to if you don’t have one) and call the type of service you are looking for.

A basic full service or massage with a happy ending starts in the papers at 25 Euros for one pop and there are several advertising at 30 Euros and some super hot girls advertise full service for 60 Euros as Spain has been hit hard by the recession with record unemployment, so lots of girls are looking to pay the rent. It just takes a bit of work and availability to a phone. If you are rich and don’t care about money, no need to read this report lol.

Good luck and happy hunting.

Blastoff

[Anyones]

So, I'm back in Mallorca and wonder, is the scene still active during winter? And do you HAVE to buy a 50 euro drink to each girl if you visit such a place, not possible to just say "F*ck off, I just wanna do you!"?