Tenerife

[Peterpan2]

Two weeks in Cristianos; Visited 'Thai Massage' in centre of town near cultural centre and opposite gas station, one girl on duty, the only English working girl on the island she tells me; blonde, 27, she looks about a 5 or six in the dim lights of the room. CBJ and CDS 90 Euro, felt a bit underwhelmed and not really value for money. Good looking dark haired girl at desk as I left, may be next time.

Decided to use local paper *Diario de Avisos* which is full of girls in the area of Los Christianos. Got a spanish sim for mobile from Digimania Juan Carlos 1. for 20 euro, ther are hundreds of numbers in the paper and finding girls who speak some English can take a little time. First good score was on Juan XXIII, a street running parralel to the beach about three streets back, or find the main chapel in the centre of town and Juan XXIII leads off it, the street number is 33, bottom 'red' buzzer and first door on left up one flight of stairs. Three girls two brazilians and a Romanian €60 per half hour. The brazilians will do oral without, all is covered with the Romanian who I had first, great slim body rate her about a seven. The Brazilian in my second visit did not tell me it was her time of the month, smelly, but good bj action. Facing the Bus station at Juan Carlos are the Royal building and the Edifice block. In the Royal building [to the right] are two Brazilians in apartment number 401, the entrance is near restaurant Gomeron, one blond and the other Deborah very dark hair. €50 per half hour, blonde does the better bj [uncovered or 'natural' is the way spanish say this,] but looks about a 4, Deborah CIF is a very attractive girl and I visited this house four times, using the blonde only when Deborah was busy [tel 686826734].
Three Russians at 'Kanal building' buzzer 3/11 two blondes and a brunette all in mid 20's [tel; 610569896]. Had both blondes, oral without is another €20, €70 per half hour, avoid the sullen looking one with the ceasarian scar on belly, the pretty younger looking blonde one is very good, bbbj, cof.

To buy viagra the pharmacy say I need a script from doctor, so if you use vitamin V remember to take it with you. Been trying 'Kamagra' but not very effective, lots of side effects but no stiffness for the long haul.

The bad news; avoid vanessa at the Ardennes Canarios building, old, ugly, fat. Sonia at the Edificio balde centre bloque b piso, Sonia has looks about 3, too robust for my taste. [667245323] There are apparently some Czecho girls working out of the same apartment in Edificio balde, entrance is round the side looking from the bus station, near shop 'Carribean' apartment and buzzer number 602. Same tel no as Sonia above. PM if u want further details, next stop Poland, Good hunting!

[Routard]

Spain has the best West European scene after the German FKK. But unlike FKK, there are few info on the web about the Spanish brothels, including in ISG. There are a few Spanish sex forums but they are far to be as complete as the German ones. There is no complete list of the Spanish brothels. On the Yellow Pages they are mixed with regular nightclubs or hotels. The specialised websites usually cover only a few cities and tend to have more flashy pop-ups and pics than useful info. And the most complete list I found on Internet is not anymore available. Needless to say, it was a tough list to make, and it probably has much more mistakes and missing clubs than my previous lists covering the Netherlands, Belgium, France and Germany. But Spain just deserved it’s own brothel’s list.

This list has more than 300 brothels covering all Spain. Once inside one of them, any customer can indicate exactly all the other brothels around. I could not manage to include also the opening time, pricing and other usual info. Even the addresses are not complete as most are in the countryside. But it doesn’t matter that much, as those outside the cities are easy to spot. They are usually along the main road and look like regular nightclubs with flashing sexy neon. These are the typical Spanish brothels. They open from dark till dawn. If there is an entry fee, it is around 10€ including a drink. Inside it looks like a nightclub with music, a dancing floor and nowhere to sit except at the bar in order to get the customers to drink. Those brothels have usually more than 30 girls in sexy outfits, aged 20-30 years, rated 6-8 and mainly from South America or Eastern Europe. Flowers In Madrid and Riviera in Barcelona can have up to hundred girls, both have the most impressive line-up in Europe. The rates are around 60€ for 30min CBJ and FS in one of the rooms upstairs or at the back. Rooms are clean and have bathrooms.

In the city-centers however, the brothels tend to be much smaller with less than 10 girls. They tend to open also during daytime. They look like massage parlours with sexy signs and sometimes even as discrete apartments, with only the buzzer button painted in red to make clear which apartment is a brothel. Customers are separated, girls are introduced to make a choice, and rates are also around 60€ for 30min CBJ and FS.

Take care also that some clubs in the bigger cities or touristic areas cater more for business men or stupid tourists, have expensive drinks for fake champagne, strip-tease and expensive rates because rooms have mirrors or Jacuzzi.

Cleopatra
Calle El Jable 50 Callao Salvaje Tenerife CANARIAS
Phone 922 74 00 92

Samara Club
Av Venezuela Edificio Iberia S/N Bajo Puerto de la Cruz Tenerife CANARIAS
Phone : 922 37 20 09

Villa Vodemil
Maspalomas Avenida Touroperador Cosmos 4 CANARIAS

[Shedboy69]

I have just returned from a week in the Puerto Colon, Playa de las Americas, Los Cristianos area of Tenerife.

There does seem to be alot of 'clubs' in the area, I think I must of visited the majority.

Here is a quick review of the ones I did visit with 'phone numbers and addresses where I have them. Bearing in mind it was very very quiet that even some of the trendy clubs, discos closed early, 1AM instead of 3AM, it may not be a true reflection of what could be on offer in high season.

Club Oh Yeees !!...

922 793 273. La Ponderosa, L7, Venezuela, Las Americas.

On the whole this was the best club for choice and number of girls, ranging from 5-9. A few minus points. It was a little bit out of the way, and what could be slightly embarassing for some is that you have to walk through a family bar/restaurant area to get to it ?

As it advertises entry is free but as son as I arrived you get pounced on and hounded to buy 'lady drinks', this may be just the time of year. My drink was 8 Euros and the lady drink was a staggering 30 Euros, which I found out later was a local delicacy of a 1/4 bottle of champagne. Also the lady who brought my drink to the table insisted upon a 2 Euro tip for doing so ?

On the plus side as I have said it definitely offered the most choice and certainly the prettiest girls. I was quoted 120 Euros for 1/2 hour and 180 for an hour, but after being ripped off for the drinks I made my excuses and left.

Club Las Vegas

Centro Commercial Presidente.

A bit off the beaten track, across a car park and what seemed like a building site ? A bit daunting on your own.

I was coerced into this club three times during my visit, the first I was half-cut and wanted to check out the possibilities for the next night. Drinks seemed about the norm 5-8 Euros but only a very small selection of girls, 3, maybe ranging from 5-7, bearing in mind I was a bit worse for drink this may have to be reduced accordingly.

Saw the selection and didn't stay.

La Dolce Vita

922 795 855. From the main beach road keep Starcos on your right and keep walking along that road, in a right-hand arch, take a right past about 4 bars and it's at the end of that little row.

Free entry, Drinks were 10-20 Euros but I was assured this included a 'Free' lapdance ? Again only a small selection of girls, 3, nothing really special maybe acouple of 6's and a 7.

Basically put off by the price of the drinks so didn't stay.

Peaches

661 872 486. Underneath Veronicas 1 easily accessible from either end.

Free entry again. Drinks 5 Euros. I was assured on my first visit a wide selection of girls ! This turned out to be 3, maybe a 6 and two 7's. As I was starting to get frustrated at the lack of action I took up the offer of 100 Euros for 1/2 hour, she started at 300 for an hour, with a spanish girl. It served it's purpose.

On my second visit there were only two girls, the spanish one I had all redy partied with and a Columbian. I thought a change is as good as a rest and had 3/4 hour with the Colombian, 22, for 150 Euros. She was very nice but after 1/2 hour she said, 'I am finished'. But I ain't !! She took a bit of persuading to remount after I reminded her that I was paying for the pleasure not her.

There is a 'Strip Club' directly opposite this, I never visited it but I gather it is run on the same sort of lines as 'Stringfellows'.

Angels

Advertised well but couldn't find it. Seemed by the advert to be a bit more upper class ? Whether it was or not I'll never know.

Stringfellows [Lap Dancing Bar] Opposite the main Veronicas strip above Burger King, but entry is slightly to the right up some steep steps.

Drinks a reasonable 5 Euros, Lady drinks 10 or 20 Euro. Lap dance in a private booth 20 Euro or a 'special' 50 Euro, apparently it's a little bit longer and you are allowed to touch everything but the beaver. I was told any speciality requests could normally be catered for at a price. Only 4 girls, 1 Spainish, 1 Russian and surprise surprise 2 English.

Club Selene
Quite well signposted, if you can find 'The Anchor Pub' you are basically there. Just follow the road, keeping the pub on your right, but it is more than the 50m it says on the billboard.

You have to ring the not to obvious bell and then ushered in to sit on a couch and wait for the girls to be brought in. a la chicken ranch style.
By far the prettiest girls on my trip, but also the scariest so a range of 3-10.

The madams are pleasant and try to match your requests with the girls they have, 120 again for 1/2 or 180 for an hour. They also do visits at a price, I was quoted 240 Euros for an hour even though my apartment was within very easy walking distance. I declined this.

A club near the 'Greek Corner Restaurant'. Heading toward Puerto Colon from the main Americas area on the beach road it is just before the large roundabout on the right down an alleyway.

Again free entry, drinks 5 Euros, Lady drinks 20-30 Euros. Quite a pleasant little club, the girls come over have a chat and if you ain't interested thay go to be replaced by another in 5 minutes or so. There is a show every 1/2 hour or so depending on the number of clientele. Only 3 girls again. This one reminded me most of Estark '92 on the Costa del sol less 'full on' than the other clubs, they even had the cricket on at one stage. I was quoted the 120 Euro for 1/2 hour, but I felt this could have gone down to about 80 without too much persuasion as there was not alot of mongers about.

I also ran into a couple of S/W, not my cup of tea at all, thaey came up grabbed my balls and kept saying, 'sucky,fucky'. I think I was more scared of being robbed than aroused.

All in all a pleasant week, you always have the option if you are of a certain age to have a go for a freebee from one of the young girls or not so young girls who even at this time of year are on 'Hen' nights and girls weeks away. I was told by one of the DJ's that if you ain't to fussy you can normally get a freebee most evening mostly because they feel sorry for you if they see you going home alone.

I know I have missed at least two other establishments, one near enough in Puerto Colon and the other in Los Cristianos but I cannot remember their names and I never visited them.

I hope this is of some use and anyone require further information about the very up-to-date scene in this area I will be happy to oblige if I can.

SHEDBOY

[Ahiahi]

I need telephone number of "Club Oh Yes" Tenerife.

Please I need urgently.

Thanks

[SkmSteve]

Hi all..

I will be at Costa Adeje next weekend. I wanted to know if anyone has info on the scean there. Thanks in advance

steve

[Wolfy]

I just got back from a week in Tenerife. The weather was perfect all the time, and it was about 22-25 degrees. So no complaining about that. I went with 4 other friends, so I wasn’t really going down there for the girls, but after a while down there I knew I wanted to check where the action was too, hehe. I also checked the Tenerife section on this forum, but almost no information, so here is my report from south Tenerife.

I stayed in Los Cristianos but in this area there is almost no action. But what you will find is lots of advertisement for clubs in Las Americas. I decided to try a club called “Club Oh Yes” because a taxidriver recomended it.

The club is located here:

La Ponderosa, L.7
C/. Venezuela, Las Americas

It is open from 15:00 to 06:00. I also have their phone numbers if anyone are interested.

They have lap dance, lesbian shows, jacuzzi rooms and also a 24 hour escort service. I was in this club 4 times and tried a different girl everytime. My opinion is that 90% of these girls are very very good looking. But the price is kind of expensive for getting one of them in a room. 100 euro for 30 minutes or something, but you can discuss the price with every girl.

They also have free entry, BUT when you get in they will always make you buy a beer for 15 euro the first time. So I guess they charge you for the entry then. Every beer after that costs 8 euro. When I got back the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time they just charged me 8 euro for the first one too, because they remembered me.

So, about the girls. Firt I tried a girl from Romania, she was extremly sexy and did everything except taking her top off. A little weird, but besides that I could do almost everything. For me it looked like every girl had one thing she wouldn’t do, but did just about everything else. Another girl did everything except changing positions, heh....but all in all, very sexy girls and ok service. Just agree with the girl in advance what you want her to do.

By the way...I also heard about another club called Extravaganza Night Club, but I never tried it so I have no special info on that one. It is also an escort agency. If anyone are interested it will be found on this adress:

Playa De Las Americas
Pueblo Canario Local 314

Leave me a message if anyone want the phone number.

Thats it from Tenerife!

Wolfy

[Nikolaj DK]

Does anyone know where Priscila or Veronica, 2 portuguese/mulatta girls are now?

[Gatsby67]

A good idea is to pick up a local paper, like "Diario de Avisos" and peruse through the classifieds. There are enough adverts with pictures to figure out what's on offer. Most of the action seems to be in the capital Santa Cruz and in the southern beach resorts that cater to package holidaymakers, like Playa las Americas.

Unfortunately, I wasn't very close to either of those places being on the northern bit of the island and without a car (and the taxi from the airport to my hotel cost US$100) so I didn't feel like paying $200 for R/T cabfare and then the cash for some female fun--but maybe next time.

Some of the ads featured weblinks, which I pass along below. Some ads openly say "services completos" for EUR 60 (about USD 75) Happy hunting.

http://www.sexocanario.com/marilyn/
http://www.sexocanario.com/luna
http://www.sexocanario.com/gloria
http://www.sexocanario.com/milenia
http://www.sexocanario.com/carol
http://www.sexocanario.com/lizandra
http://www.sexocanario.com/venus
http://www.sexocanario.com/princesas (ad claims 30min for EUR50)

http://www.seleneclub.com
http://www.sexelsa.com/carla/index.htm
http://www.elmundoerotico.com (expensive-high end EUR 300 for 3 hours minimum)

One ad was in German which I could translate:
Erika in Los Cristanos. Hours 11am-9pm 922 79 56 87

[Member #1122]

HI,

In Tenerife I tried club Selene located in Playa de las Americas, Pyramid apartaments. They have thematic rooms, jacusis etc. Had a great time with a girl from Venezuela (model material) cost 180€ 1hr. Club Cleopatra-location callao Salvaje-Big villa with a pool(havent been there), agenciaworld.com (Worth looking, havent used it.

[JT]

Hello all. I want to travel to the Canary Islands, but want to endulge on local action too. Does anyone have any information on where to get some on these islands? Are the women there hot like the ones on the mainland of Spain?

Any and all information is greatly appreciated.

JT.

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