Tenerife

[ArivuKannan]

Hi,

I have visited this place early this year.

This might be late but this club was awesome. It filled my one of my to do list.

The night was really great in Club mystique Tenerife, had fun with couples totally it was really amazing to do in one night.

Entrance was 50 euros with two drinks.

Hope c19 restriction goes away soon.

[SunSwinger]

Due to the current situation I am advised this villa has closed but due to reopen in another location when the tourists come back, whenever that is.

[SunSwinger]

Hi Reigman,

Rather then spend countless hours detailing the worst places, and risk getting into a inevitable resulting pissing contest with the owners about unfair comments, I confine my comments to only the recommended places. Then owners are at liberty to join the good places recommended list with good service.

So just to reiterate, my two recommended massage salons are.

Kundalini https://www.tantric-massage-tenerife.com.

Five Senses Massage Tenerife https://www.fivesensesmassagetenerife.com. This salon is in Palm-Mar about 3 miles out of LOS Cristianos, and they say they will send a car to your hotel (or nearby) for you both ways, and only add 10 euros to your bill!

[Reigman]

Hi fellow massage guys,

I just felt compelled to try to save you a disappointment as the sprouting up of about 30 massage parlours in the south of Tenerife has left me with two things, firstly a wider choice (not really!) and secondly a varying depth of dissatisfaction having left the parlour.

I'm really talking about the so called far eastern parlours, with names like Thai Massage, Bangkok Massage, Black Pearl massage etc. You get the message, oriental names.

So here is the news. We all want to feel we have value for money, respect both ways and leave with an inner contentment. Speaking of value for money, a real issue. Make your agreement with the girl herself, tell her this is the service you want, and agree the price there and then, and resist the request for more money, "oh when I said full strip" I didn't know you wanted my bra and panties off as well, you know the score. This way you also meet her before parting with your cash.

These places are usually located in older properties but not always. Quite squalid back room venues, with disgusting shower facilities I would not wash my car in.

One in particular salon, was despite a wonderful welcoming store front a walk in off the street, with a simple screen to share the room and prevent pavement walkers from looking at you, absolutely incredible.in Tenerife for many years, take it for what its worth, avoid these far eastern type parlours like the plague.

Which is the address of the place, so as not to go, please, I usually go to the Chinese rooms that I have left, and left satisfactory, a greeting.

[SunSwinger]

Hi guys,

At last we have a really new Massage place in the south of Tenerife.

Five Senses Massage Tenerife.

I don't think its been running long but if you see the website the Photos of Tasha are delightful.

The website is https://www.fivesensesmassagetenerife.com.

All English speaking. Lovely villa in Palm Mar, 10 minutes from Los Cristianos.

Well worth a try, enjoy.

[Laruig]

Hi fellow massage guys,

I just felt compelled to try to save you a disappointment as the sprouting up of about 30 massage parlours in the south of Tenerife has left me with two things, firstly a wider choice (not really!) and secondly a varying depth of dissatisfaction having left the parlour.

I'm really talking about the so called far eastern parlours, with names like Thai Massage, Bangkok Massage, Black Pearl massage etc. You get the message, oriental names.

So here is the news. We all want to feel we have value for money, respect both ways and leave with an inner contentment. Speaking of value for money, a real issue. Make your agreement with the girl herself, tell her this is the service you want, and agree the price there and then, and resist the request for more money, "oh when I said full strip" I didn't know you wanted my bra and panties off as well, you know the score. This way you also meet her before parting with your cash.

These places are usually located in older properties but not always. Quite squalid back room venues, with disgusting shower facilities I would not wash my car in.

One in particular salon, was despite a wonderful welcoming store front a walk in off the street, with a simple screen to share the room and prevent pavement walkers from looking at you, absolutely incredible.

The online advertising shows comfortable bedroom type facilities for your massage, forget it, I have never found even one of these salons to use a genuine photo...

Hi SunSwinger,

Thank you for your post, useful for all of us.

Looks like that you have long experience there.

I will be at Tenerife soon, could you please PM with massage parlours which you would recommend (as you're not willing to do it in the post)?

Thanks in advance man.

[DavidOad]

The worst place, the photos maybe not fake but the masseuse younger aprox 10 years in pictures. In real when I arrive and some women open the door I thinking is clean service! And she told me the name Ana. Masseuse! The aprox 50 years old women, terrible face and body. I think is joke because the photos are totally different. Next Kaya with blond hair, height but old face aprox 45 years and not beauty is slim but this is not my style the women.

In this place if you looking massage tantric o erotic forgot, the quality is weak! For this kind of service massage without massage. It's possible pay for hour maximum 80-90 euro not more!

Opinions 5* in Google I think fake because in real more close for true are bad opinion. If you want something nice try here Lotus massage, Kundalini Massage. Real nice atmosphere and price!

I recently visited this place*https://edentenerife.com/es/.

Now there are girls from Russia and Poland.

The salon leaves a lot to be desired when it comes to cleanliness, high prices for massage and additional services also offered.

Masseuses warned me about hidden cameras and holes in the wall through which the owners "watch" them!

Sounds unbelievable, but I saw it myself, shame on something like that!!*I do not recommend.

There are many other better places!

[SunSwinger]

Hello,

I wanted to ask you, how is a Tantra massage salon so discreet if it is in a shopping center where so many people spend? That Kundalini case. I am also interested to know what kind of massage they offer for 50 -30 minutes, if that will only include one more masturbation because a good Tantra massage is appreciated if you receive it 1 hour. It seems to me that they offer you a discount on recommendation. Thanks is just my opinion.

Kundalini Salon is not in the middle of a shopping centre, but discretely situated on the 4th floor in a centre that boasts shops, restaurants, a gym, cinema complex and offices, the salon is well away from other centre users. Access is from the lifts in the front hallway (floor 4) , or better still from the same lift from the car park floor level (-2).

Good tantra is best enjoyed when you have the time to properly relax, but for me the sometimes time is short. You will only know if you ask, like most places in Tenerife everything is negotiable except at Kundalini the "No Sex" rule.

So jump off your keyboard and give them a call, and ask!

Let us know how you got on!

[Tommy47]

Hello,

I wanted to ask you, how is a Tantra massage salon so discreet if it is in a shopping center where so many people spend? That Kundalini case. I am also interested to know what kind of massage they offer for 50 -30 minutes, if that will only include one more masturbation because a good Tantra massage is appreciated if you receive it 1 hour. It seems to me that they offer you a discount on recommendation. Thanks is just my opinion.

Current prices are 50 for a 30 minute quickie or 120 for a full body body with happy end.

Recommend kundalini, very clean, discrete, girls like this place too.

Get back to me in March for up to date info.

[SunSwinger]

Current prices are 50 for a 30 minute quickie or 120 for a full body body with happy end.

Recommend kundalini, very clean, discrete, girls like this place too.

Get back to me in March for up to date info.

[Unico11]

Thanks for info, I'm looking to visit there in March, South side. What are the going prices for the massages and girls?

Thanks.

Hi fellow massage guys,

I just felt compelled to try to save you a disappointment as the sprouting up of about 30 massage parlours in the south of Tenerife has left me with two things, firstly a wider choice (not really!) and secondly a varying depth of dissatisfaction having left the parlour.

I'm really talking about the so called far eastern parlours, with names like Thai Massage, Bangkok Massage, Black Pearl massage etc. You get the message, oriental names.

So here is the news. We all want to feel we have value for money, respect both ways and leave with an inner contentment. Speaking of value for money, a real issue. Make your agreement with the girl herself, tell her this is the service you want, and agree the price there and then, and resist the request for more money, "oh when I said full strip" I didn't know you wanted my bra and panties off as well, you know the score. This way you also meet her before parting with your cash.

These places are usually located in older properties but not always. Quite squalid back room venues, with disgusting shower facilities I would not wash my car in.

One in particular salon, was despite a wonderful welcoming store front a walk in off the street, with a simple screen to share the room and prevent pavement walkers from looking at you, absolutely incredible.

The online advertising shows comfortable bedroom type facilities for your massage, forget it, I have never found even one of these salons to use a genuine photo..

[SunSwinger]

Hi fellow massage guys,

I just felt compelled to try to save you a disappointment as the sprouting up of about 30 massage parlours in the south of Tenerife has left me with two things, firstly a wider choice (not really!) and secondly a varying depth of dissatisfaction having left the parlour.

I'm really talking about the so called far eastern parlours, with names like Thai Massage, Bangkok Massage, Black Pearl massage etc. You get the message, oriental names.

So here is the news. We all want to feel we have value for money, respect both ways and leave with an inner contentment. Speaking of value for money, a real issue. Make your agreement with the girl herself, tell her this is the service you want, and agree the price there and then, and resist the request for more money, "oh when I said full strip" I didn't know you wanted my bra and panties off as well, you know the score. This way you also meet her before parting with your cash.

These places are usually located in older properties but not always. Quite squalid back room venues, with disgusting shower facilities I would not wash my car in.

One in particular salon, was despite a wonderful welcoming store front a walk in off the street, with a simple screen to share the room and prevent pavement walkers from looking at you, absolutely incredible.

The online advertising shows comfortable bedroom type facilities for your massage, forget it, I have never found even one of these salons to use a genuine photo.

The girls, mainly far eastern are usually not the young nymph in the photos but aging madams who have the use of young girls and will summon them by phone from a "sister" salon, as the girls server 3 or 4 salons.

The websites all have multiple appearances on Google and Trip advisor; a majority are of course again multiple entries, from the same establishment. Hoe many times does an Australian punter leave comments about the same places from the other side of the world. Come on!

So guys its time to bite the bullet.

There are a few salons that are OK, look back to previous posts they are quite accurate although the girls may change the facilities are about the same.

You will note I have steered away from recommending any parlours or girls, or criticized specific parlours too much, my report is only a red alert, you want a good time stay far away from the Thai / Bangkok type places.

I hope this is not too much of a downer, its only a word to the wise, choose carefully. And have fun.

By the way I have lived in Tenerife for many years, take it for what its worth, avoid these far eastern type parlours like the plague.

[Reigman]

Visit this local farrier street 1 local nail and massage there are several girls but I chose the ad called Julia this girl does not talk much by phone or message but once you come to the salon and you can ask what you want thin slim China little chest nice girl then on the couch and when turning around I began to rub my cock and suck my nipples I told her to raise her skirt and began to touch her little thing when it started to get wet the pedi that I sucked it made it vastante well I'll probably go back on my vacations.

[Tommy47]

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[Leniador]

The worst place, the photos maybe not fake but the masseuse younger aprox 10 years in pictures. In real when I arrive and some women open the door I thinking is clean service! And she told me the name Ana. Masseuse! The aprox 50 years old women, terrible face and body. I think is joke because the photos are totally different. Next Kaya with blond hair, height but old face aprox 45 years and not beauty is slim but this is not my style the women.

In this place if you looking massage tantric o erotic forgot, the quality is weak! For this kind of service massage without massage. It's possible pay for hour maximum 80-90 euro not more!

Opinions 5* in Google I think fake because in real more close for true are bad opinion. If you want something nice try here Lotus massage, Kundalini Massage. Real nice atmosphere and price!

I agree.

In many cases that happens.

When I travel and I want pleasure I usually look for local websites as a reference. In Tenerife I used http://www.islasex.com.

It's a guide for clubs and girls across the island. If you are interested, I can tell you about some with which I had very good experiences. The best part is that the photos are real and you do not get upset.

Regards.