Bern

[Steppenwolf11]

Got there around 1 pm. Hung around all day as I wanted to watch the UCL Final and left 15 mins before full time. Spent a large part of the time enjoying the fine weather outside chatting about clubs, etc. with a Swiss guy. He hadn't been for a while and thought things had gone downhill since his last visit.

The girl you mentioned, Maddy, showed me around and seemed very sweet. But, just not my thing looks-wise. Didn't see the crying girl.

I think I had too high hopes for a pleasant Swiss club that could be a viable Globe alternative, especially in summer when Globe becomes a too-hot house. Not nearly enough temptations to justify the effort of getting there for me.

I would say Maddy would be a busy girl at Globe but I see your point. But if you are so discerning you won't find many girls at Globe either.

[ShoesAndSocks]

As I was there on last Saturday too ... let me ask you one thing: When did you arrive?

Got there around 1 pm. Hung around all day as I wanted to watch the UCL Final and left 15 mins before full time. Spent a large part of the time enjoying the fine weather outside chatting about clubs, etc. with a Swiss guy. He hadn't been for a while and thought things had gone downhill since his last visit.

The girl you mentioned, Maddy, showed me around and seemed very sweet. But, just not my thing looks-wise. Didn't see the crying girl.

I think I had too high hopes for a pleasant Swiss club that could be a viable Globe alternative, especially in summer when Globe becomes a too-hot house. Not nearly enough temptations to justify the effort of getting there for me.

[Steppenwolf11]

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The club itself impressed me as much as last time. Lovely big outdoor area (under-going renovations) with swimming pool, but it's the huge indoor area with another large pool that really stand out. Many fun little places for sessions like the upstairs "gallery" (where I went last time) and kino behind the pool (where I sessioned this time). Unfortunately, this lovely looking and spacious pool was not heated, and I found it unbearably cold. Didn't see anyone else try it the entire day.

However, the LU once again really let the place down. This time, to an even greater degree. Only 2-3 doables, but in my eyes the majority were never-ever girls. Frankly I can't employ any "we all have different tastes" rationale to explain how these women can making a living in this business.

So, you end up playing the tiresome game of chasing the few girls you'd want while rejecting a whole lot you just don't want to bother you. One women told me she had come down from DE because "Germany is catastroph", but I couldn't imagine she'd do well anywhere. For what it's worth, from recent experience I'd rate the Cleo LU much better. The worst at Cleo was way above the worst at Freubad.
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As I was there on last Saturday too I agree on a lot of things, but I differ on the lineup. Sure the lineup at Globe is better, sure there are a few really ugly ones, but let me ask you one thing: When did you arrive? I was there early and saw probably all the girls. In the evening there were quite some men and the good girls were nowhere to be seen. But that did not concern me as I had three sessions and was about to leave. The girl I first sessioned with (Maddy. A young black girl from France) was rarely seen. I saw her soon after I arrived and immediately took her for a session. After our session I only saw her when she came to eat. Else I did not see her at all. There was another young good-looking girl, but I saw her 2 or 3 times and she always had tears in her eyes and spoke only to other girls. I never saw her with a customer. Other girls I liked were Katya, Tiffany and Carmen (she does not give GFE only PSE). Other doable girls include Sandra and another girl I did not ask for her name. So I would rate roughly 7-8 girls = 1/4 of the lineup as doable. Thats not that bad. Especially regarding the price.

And if you enter Globe at 7 pm then you also have only the less attractive girls to choose from (if you not make use of reservations). You won't see girls like Virginia at 7 pm at Globe, Probably she is booked for the rest of the night and you don't see her at all.

[ShoesAndSocks]

Went to Freubad on a Saturday in late May. My second visit to Freubad, the first being in the summer in 2017.

My recollection from that scouting trip was that Freubad was a beautiful club, but the LU was the weak point. Back then I sessioned twice with a girl from Bumsalp who was trying the place out, and if it wasn't for her I'd probably have left "ungefickt" as there was only one other gorgeous brunette who interested me but was impossible for a newbie to catch.

Now, five years later, how did I find it? Unfortunately, just the same.

The club itself impressed me as much as last time. Lovely big outdoor area (under-going renovations) with swimming pool, but it's the huge indoor area with another large pool that really stand out. Many fun little places for sessions like the upstairs "gallery" (where I went last time) and kino behind the pool (where I sessioned this time). Unfortunately, this lovely looking and spacious pool was not heated, and I found it unbearably cold. Didn't see anyone else try it the entire day.

However, the LU once again really let the place down. This time, to an even greater degree. Only 2-3 doables, but in my eyes the majority were never-ever girls. Frankly I can't employ any "we all have different tastes" rationale to explain how these women can making a living in this business.

So, you end up playing the tiresome game of chasing the few girls you'd want while rejecting a whole lot you just don't want to bother you. One women told me she had come down from DE because "Germany is catastroph", but I couldn't imagine she'd do well anywhere. For what it's worth, from recent experience I'd rate the Cleo LU much better. The worst at Cleo was way above the worst at Freubad.

Freubad is not the easiest club to reach without a car. Taxi from Solothurn bahnhof costs CHF 47. Looks like a Number 2 bus might get you close, but obviously I have no interest in researching that now. Your two lockers (valuabes & clothes) each have a hefty padlock with different keys, so you walk around jangling like a prison warden.

I read rumours of this place being up for sale. I doubt very much a change of management would bring an improvement in the LU. Maybe it's a post-Covid thing. They had the current array of packages and happy hours, but I note the standard rate is 150/30 which is unacceptable to me for what is on offer. My "hour" session was OK, but finished after 45 minutes. I didn't much care, let alone complain.

Anyway, from now on in Switzerland I'll stick to Globe or its sister clubs when Globe girls are present*.



* I'll make an exception for that flash new BITCCI mega club when it opens. Bet they have a bevy of beauties recruited already.

[Sirioja]

When I was there the swimming pool was not heated but you could enter and swim (the water was rather cold). But parts of the terrace were not finished / there is still work to do.

Outside swimming pool is not heated, same like in Germany. Only heated at 6 NL and before inside at Globe. Beautiful club for Freubad, good foods when I visited on 2019/2020 and had really good girls, so fresh Ana. Ro on her second day on my club discovery, not speaking German nor English, so we spoke love and hand in hand in the garden between our rooms. Rare FKK day. Unfortunately bad kind of gangbang and she left before next week end, how to waste some top girls.

[Steppenwolf11]

Garden with outside swimming pool? When also inside large swimming pool. I miss so much warm one at Globe, I would enjoy rather than boring when low casting, when Mainhattan is almost useless.

When I was there the swimming pool was not heated but you could enter and swim (the water was rather cold). But parts of the terrace were not finished / there is still work to do.

[PaulInZurich]

So Freubad can be a lot cheaper than Globe. And currently the Lineup is not bad and they have reopened their big terrace.

Freubad outside area is really nice.

[Sirioja]

I don't see this deal on their website any more. The best deals are either Happy Hour where 30 min is 99 CHF or special deal in May 5 x30 min for 559 CHF (Lets see what deal they have in June). So Freubad can be a lot cheaper than Globe. And currently the Lineup is not bad and they have reopened their big terrace.

Garden with outside swimming pool? When also inside large swimming pool. I miss so much warm one at Globe, I would enjoy rather than boring when low casting, when Mainhattan is almost useless.

[Steppenwolf11]

Anyone tried the deal "Sex with all girls" for 499 CHF every Wednesday"? Is it true? Any report? Thanks guys.

I don't see this deal on their website any more. The best deals are either Happy Hour where 30 min is 99 CHF or special deal in May 5 x30 min for 559 CHF (Lets see what deal they have in June). So Freubad can be a lot cheaper than Globe. And currently the Lineup is not bad and they have reopened their big terrace.

[Sirioja]

This is a neighborhood club that has it's own advantages. It's not globe but I like it for it's value and variety. Girls provide good service.

I feel that you should still be able to find a girl or two that fit your appetite. Also, I'd say that the number of girls runs less than what they advertise on their site. It's worth a look if you are not constrained by the time.

I prefer few looks at Cleo than most at Globe, but after Aida when she was fresh brunette without silicon, Maria, Stefania, no wow in bed for me, more expensive even I choose free entry, but lower level than what I m used in Germany. Switzerland is not anymore higher level than Germany.

[SaratogaX]

This is a neighborhood club that has it's own advantages. It's not globe but I like it for it's value and variety. Girls provide good service.

I feel that you should still be able to find a girl or two that fit your appetite. Also, I'd say that the number of girls runs less than what they advertise on their site. It's worth a look if you are not constrained by the time.

[ShoesAndSocks]

Finally got the chance to try out Cleo on a Friday, and while I'm glad I went to satisfy my curiosity, and with a 329 XXL package it wasn't an overly expensive day, one time was enough. I had high hopes but ended up unimpressed.

The LU was the main reason for my disappointment. Just not what I had got used to from regular visits to Globe and Wellcum pre-Covid. Not one stunner in my eyes, and I was there for many hours. Must say that the level of service I experienced was good.

Terrace is small and was the popular place to hang out (and smoke) as the day was quite warm, so not a relaxing place for me. Nicest place I found was in the lounge as most everyone else was outside and it was a pleasant temperature, quiet (no girls dancing) and smoke-free. Saw a few BBBJs being administered on the couches, and one couple took it a step further, so it appears some public action goes on.

Club was pretty busy, especially at reception where the poor girls seem to have to handle everything from the vast choice of entry / package options to food orders. The free food was very basic, but I liked the self-serve soft drinks area. One positive feature is air-conditioners in the rooms, along with mirrors. Another nice little touch was ice-creams for sale from a fridge on the terrace.

So, I'm wiser for the experience. I certainly now know for me it's in no way a worthy alternative to Globe. While over in the west I was also planning to try Olymp but I didn't bother as I felt it would have impressed me even less.

[Sirioja]

So, based on some German boards and some older posts from Siri, decided to try out Cleo. First impression isn't good. Globe is much better. I'll stick with Cleo report here. I used the new HH 7-9 pm deal. Yes the HH deal is now extended from just 11-1 pm to now include 7-9 pm. So 99 gets you food, wellness and one 30 min appt. In this club you don't pay the SP directly, they just take down your number and go to the front desk for payment. I'll start with the facility. It's remote location reminded me of YY or GT. You order your food at the front desk which is made to order. The food was better than globe but not GT Level. The outside jacuzzi is cold, nicht gut. The inside jacuzzi is hot but you have to shield your nuts from the strength of the blower motor LOL. Dry sauna is zu heiss which isn't uncommon in FKKland. I did not try the wet sauna. They are cheap with the towels, or at least you have to approach the front desk for a fresh towel, like globe, quite annoying. Showers and lockers are decent. Mouthwash is provided, just like in globe. Rooms are hot, but better than globe. Many rooms have a / see units that try to knock down the heat, rather half heartedly. Many rooms have mirrors, at least one room has wall to wall ceiling mirror. Globe does not have mirrors, and IMO that's ridiculous for the best club in der Schwei. So back to Cleo, the girls. Apparently the TP was exhausted from too much partying on Saturday night, so they were listless and lazy IMO. Very slim pickings at 7 pm because one dude was having an orgy with three girls next to the pole. Fun to watch but it depleted the TP. More girls started to appear around 8 pm but most of them were hidden away in the smoking room and hence Out of bounds outside the shisha crowd, of which there were quite a few. So, allegedly, the girls all do ZK for the 150430. I can tell you from personal experience that is not true.

Blond Maria is so sweet lovely, even not fire in bed. We experience from what we are. But I get higher level for less expensive in Germany than at Cleo or Globe. At Cleo, I choose free entry with foods, then 120/30 vs 150/30 at Globe. Casting should be better on Friday or Saturday than on Sunday.

[Clodius1]

So, based on some German boards and some older posts from Siri, decided to try out Cleo. First impression isn't good. Globe is much better. I'll stick with Cleo report here. I used the new HH 7-9 pm deal. Yes the HH deal is now extended from just 11-1 pm to now include 7-9 pm. So 99 gets you food, wellness and one 30 min appt. In this club you don't pay the SP directly, they just take down your number and go to the front desk for payment. I'll start with the facility. It's remote location reminded me of YY or GT. You order your food at the front desk which is made to order. The food was better than globe but not GT Level. The outside jacuzzi is cold, nicht gut. The inside jacuzzi is hot but you have to shield your nuts from the strength of the blower motor LOL. Dry sauna is zu heiss which isn't uncommon in FKKland. I did not try the wet sauna. They are cheap with the towels, or at least you have to approach the front desk for a fresh towel, like globe, quite annoying. Showers and lockers are decent. Mouthwash is provided, just like in globe. Rooms are hot, but better than globe. Many rooms have a / see units that try to knock down the heat, rather half heartedly. Many rooms have mirrors, at least one room has wall to wall ceiling mirror. Globe does not have mirrors, and IMO that's ridiculous for the best club in der Schwei. So back to Cleo, the girls. Apparently the TP was exhausted from too much partying on Saturday night, so they were listless and lazy IMO. Very slim pickings at 7 pm because one dude was having an orgy with three girls next to the pole. Fun to watch but it depleted the TP. More girls started to appear around 8 pm but most of them were hidden away in the smoking room and hence Out of bounds outside the shisha crowd, of which there were quite a few. So, allegedly, the girls all do ZK for the 150430. I can tell you from personal experience that is not true. Two appointments in Cleo, Maria and Sofia. Both promised ZK and neither delivered. In fact Marie was possibly the worst appointment I've ever had in any FKK and I'm a veteran monger with numerous clubs under my belt. The experience left a bad taste in my mouth for Cleo. If this had happened at globe, I would have said something to the front desk. But here in Cleo, meh. I might try Cleo again someday, but I doubt it. Why bother when you can go to Globe instead?

[Marelobo Mex]

She was 19 when I was seeing her in London three years ago, so she's 22 now. She had a bunch of weird names with all the agencies there, including Admiral and Diva.

Thanks TRD, that is what I figured, the ages are almost always wrong.

If you have happen to think of her Diva name, I saw quite few Diva girls in that time period. I don't recognize her so I probably didn't sample.

MM.