Zurich

[Hank Moody 69]

Aphrodisia (Saturday about 10 pm. Midnight).

I finally made it. And I don't like it. 3 punters and 18-20 girls on arrival. Most average, a few 8+. It was very smoky and awkward. After a while I picked a girl. She told me she likes to party, I said I don't, and I should have moved on at that point. She was friendly and talkative, so I went to the room. It was a bad choice. She tells me she's leaving the business in a couple of days, I'll probably be her last, blah blah blah. She talked so much and had a huge number of rules. I don't remember her name, but apparently it doesn't matter. Afterwards the club was equal parts punters and girls. I hung around for 30 minutes and identified the 2 best-looking girls there. One seemed to have a nice personality. I won't be going back due to the atmosphere, focus on partying, and overall bad experience.

Total damage: 280 CHF.

Globe (Sunday noon - 10 pm).

Everything was as expected. I did 3 sessions and relaxed all day. I always ask for a room on the 2nd floor now. I prefer the French styling and real beds.

Daisy: A pretty blonde natural Romanian, age 22. I may have confused her with Cleo on my previous trip. They look a lot alike. The massage went well and the session went smoothly. I was so much happier with the experience vs. Aphrodisia the night before that I didn't pace myself. She was in no rush, so we cuddled for a few minutes until my time was up.

Cleo: I remembered having a great session with this attractive blonde Romanian with the tight body, so as soon as I was ready to go again I approached her. I gave her a great massage, and then she asked for a bit more. We were totally in sync the whole session, so it was extremely pleasant. We showered and I hit the buffet one more time before 5 pm.

Amy: One of the most beautiful girls in the club. I saved her for last and hoped she would be available because the third session is always harder. Wow! She loved the massage and also asked for more. I got the French wine-themed room for the first time, which I liked. I highly recommend DATY. She presumably had an orgasm. I let her do most of the work at first, and we changed positions several times. Time started running out, so I went for a standing rear-entry position with her bracing on the bed. It worked. All in all, this was the best session of the day.

I had to laugh. At one point Kate walked up to me and said "I'm Kate. I remember you. We had a session several months ago. " I confirmed and made a note to find her later. I hardly saw her again, but did alright.

Total damage: 545 CHF (95 cover + 3 x 150 sessions & tips).

I'm in town for a few more days, and will go back to Globe and might try Club Life or Bumsalp.

[Fijiman]

... (most of the girls there will be 100 chf for 30 min). But not the most attractive ladies.
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Sorry this ^^wasn't clear.
The standard rate for all girls is 100 chf for 30 minutes. They take you to a room upstairs.
However most of the girls are not that attractive.

P.S. I frequently go here, just to listen to the Philipino cover band. It really is quite good.

[Fijiman]

I was passing through Zurich the other day and staying just the one night. Coincidentally, the hotel I'd booked was the da Vinci, just above a club called Haifisch. Apparently this was a strip club. Well, I was with a girl, who's just a friend, but she's not my girlfriend. So I couldn't really check out this club properly. But a quick glance through the window and not a lot going on. Anyone have an idea about this place? Just a strip club or is there more going on here?

Anyway, later in the evening I'm taking a walk with my non girlfriend and we pass by another two clubs Dolce Vita and Calypso. Are these syrup clubs as well? There was a girl standing at the entrance to Calypso smoking, I assumed she was one of the hostesses. Very pretty face and very nice curvy body (but not curvy as in fat). If I was on my own I definitely would have tried to follow up. These two clubs were on Niederdorfstrasse.

Gone midnight, we're back at the hotel and I pop out just to get some water from the kiosk. I get stopped twice by a couple of SW. The first was average looking but big tits. Even through the huge coat she was wearing due to the weather, you could see they were huge; she even grabbed both my hands and held them against her tits. The second one was better looking, not as good as the girl from Calypso though, and had smaller tits. They were both very insistent, unlike the SWs I've seen in Geneva. Both saying they had rooms nearby, and they could offer BJ and sex and more. Unfortunately, I had to decline, but as an afterthought I should have tried to get some info from them like prices and exactly what they could offer.

I'm going to have to arrange another trip soon just to check out the scene here properly.

These are shitty strip clubs in the Niederhof (old town) area. There are others (shittier) near the Langstrasse. You can expect girls who try to get you to buy overpriced drinks, and otherwise try to drain your wallet while providing minimal satisfaction. Basically, tourist clip joints for those who don't use the internet or go to discussion boards.

For Zurich City, here are your reliable options.
Beatrice Privat.
Club Aphrodisia (hot girls, but many are party girls fixated on side business of selling coke).
About Hands (massage).
Club Diskret (pictures tend to be outdated).

For a low cost option, you can get a streetwalker at Langstrasse area for 50-100 CHF. If that's your scene, I'd suggest go to Restaurant Sonne in the evening. They have a great cover band (most of the girls there will be 100 chf for 30 min). But not the most attractive ladies.

30 minutes outside of Zurich City the best clubs are.
Club Globe (9 or 14 train to Schwerzenbach).
Club Life or Bumsalp (9,14 or other trains to Dubendorf, get off at Zurich Stettbach station).

Regards.
FJ.

[StevieW]

I was passing through Zurich the other day and staying just the one night. Coincidentally, the hotel I'd booked was the da Vinci, just above a club called Haifisch. Apparently this was a strip club. Well, I was with a girl, who's just a friend, but she's not my girlfriend. So I couldn't really check out this club properly. But a quick glance through the window and not a lot going on. Anyone have an idea about this place? Just a strip club or is there more going on here?

Anyway, later in the evening I'm taking a walk with my non girlfriend and we pass by another two clubs Dolce Vita and Calypso. Are these syrup clubs as well? There was a girl standing at the entrance to Calypso smoking, I assumed she was one of the hostesses. Very pretty face and very nice curvy body (but not curvy as in fat). If I was on my own I definitely would have tried to follow up. These two clubs were on Niederdorfstrasse.

Gone midnight, we're back at the hotel and I pop out just to get some water from the kiosk. I get stopped twice by a couple of SW. The first was average looking but big tits. Even through the huge coat she was wearing due to the weather, you could see they were huge; she even grabbed both my hands and held them against her tits. The second one was better looking, not as good as the girl from Calypso though, and had smaller tits. They were both very insistent, unlike the SWs I've seen in Geneva. Both saying they had rooms nearby, and they could offer BJ and sex and more. Unfortunately, I had to decline, but as an afterthought I should have tried to get some info from them like prices and exactly what they could offer.

I'm going to have to arrange another trip soon just to check out the scene here properly.

[Meebo]

Hey fellas,

I'm heading to Zurich in mid May. Unfortunately I hit ground the Friday of Mother's Day weekend. Might head down south and do some hiking and only way back catch Globe on a Monday. Anyway, there hasn't been posts for quite awhile. Is this place still open?

[Sirioja]

Are Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday still the FKK days of FKK Globe? Is the entry fee of FKK day the same as the entry fee of clothed day? How much is the entry fee in CHF? Can punters pay the girls in USD for their services? Are the quality and variety of food good in those FKK days?

Yes for FKK days. Entry is always 95 CHF out of party, You can pay in € or USD, same rate. Same to pay girls, your girl will change on desk. Can also pay with credit card with charge. Foods are good, brunch is excellent on Sunday before 5 pm with a cup of champagne.

Some girls don t work on FKK days, some girls don't feel comfortable to be full naked in the lounge.

[Samplerr]

Are Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday still the FKK days of FKK Globe? Is the entry fee of FKK day the same as the entry fee of clothed day? How much is the entry fee in CHF? Can punters pay the girls in USD for their services? Are the quality and variety of food good in those FKK days?

http://www.club-globe.ch/main/infos.php

[UShobbyist]

Globe and History website and tagesplan work again.

Are Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday still the FKK days of FKK Globe? Is the entry fee of FKK day the same as the entry fee of clothed day? How much is the entry fee in CHF? Can punters pay the girls in USD for their services? Are the quality and variety of food good in those FKK days?

[KaveMan]

Thanks for the response.

So, out of curiosity, could you tell me which of the women on the Aphrodisia website you consider to be 10's?

Sophie, Andrea (see my past posts for info); both have no pics.

Not to be cute, but for me I would rather have one 10 in a club rather than half-dozen 8-9's; some, feel the selection of many adds to allure.

No FKKs can support more than 1-2 10's; eventually they realize their worth and become $5,000/ HR call girls or head to Monaco or become Yacht-Girls.

[Jersey135]

Yes, very easily.

There is almost always one (1) bonafide 10-11.

I don't know of anywhere on planet (including Globe) where you consistently have access to a 10, unless your a rockstar, athlete, etc.

You don't need half-dozen 10's; you (or most men) can't fuck or afford ten 10's.

So the one 10 at Aphro works like magic.

If you didn't see one; your visit was too short, wrong night, season or you were banging when she switched partners.

Thanks for the response.

So, out of curiosity, could you tell me which of the women on the Aphrodisia website you consider to be 10's?

[KaveMan]

Re:Aphrodisia...model quality looks and "10-11's....
Can someone please explain

Yes, very easily.

There is almost always one (1) bonafide 10-11.

I don't know of anywhere on planet (including Globe) where you consistently have access to a 10, unless your a rockstar, athlete, etc.

You don't need half-dozen 10's; you (or most men) can't fuck or afford ten 10's.

So the one 10 at Aphro works like magic.

If you didn't see one; your visit was too short, wrong night, season or you were banging when she switched partners.

[Jersey135]

A question about Aphrodisia-.

I've read glowing reports on this board about model quality looks and "10-11's. " However, when I look at the photos on the website I have to say that I'm not overly impressed, with the exception of perhaps a small few. (I realize faces are obscured, but I'm talking about what you can see. I've been to Globe a couple times and from what I saw there the quality of looks / sexiness is overall much higher.

Can someone please explain? What am I missing. Are there no photos of the best girls? On the Aphrodisia website?

[Sabrina Fernan]

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[Nil69]

Nil,

Intrigued by their website; clearly looks like a modern, state-of-the-art facility.

-What are the logistics to get there via S-line?

-Wow many girls are there on average?

-Is there food nearby or other options?

Wondering if its quick connection from main station OR with trains / trams would eat up 1/2 day for visitors with only 3-4 days in Zurich.

Seems like a place to spend an afternoon or night if easily accessible and possible to revert back to main city center / hotels.

Yes it's small but one of the most modern Sauna Clubs in Switzerland. Also I never got a bad service so far. (around 20 sessions so far).

You would have to take S-Bahn + Bus, it's like 30 min from HB. I usually go there by Car / Motorcycle or just take an Uber, it's only 10 Minutes from where I'm located in Zurich.

Since they introduced the new prices, there are anywhere from 10-25 girls. Usually around 15 Girls, Do-Sa there are usually more girls. They get in some girls from Westside and Globe to deal with the increased demand and also that there is some variety.

There is no food in the club itself. It's located in an industrial part that is transitioning to commercial. Nearby there are two restaurants, a Pizza and a Meat Restaurant.

[Steppenwolf11]

Globe website still down here. Not sure what's up.

Can anyone confirm if it's still open?

AFAIK there may be DDOS-Attacks going on. So the clubs are still open but the Tagesplan may not work.