Zurich

[On_A_Run]

Arrived in Zurich today and decide to see what the street scenes were like. Strolled down Sihlquai area based on some earlier posts. This street was dead and decided to head towards Langstrasse but changed my mind and boarded the S7 to Opfikon.

I have visited both Club Lust Stick and Club Imperial on numerous occasions in the past. Club Imperial has been really good the last couple of visits so this was the decision. Imperial is a 3 minute walk from the train station. I was met at the door by Oxana and 3 other nice gals and selected Oxana. Her pics are accurate and I must say she is a very beautiful young woman with a knock-out body. She matched her appearance with a stellar performance including lots of kissing, covered BJ and multiple positions and ended with a nice mutual massage.

Looks: 8+
Performance: 8+
1/2 std: 200 CHF
www.club-imperial.ch

[PP Tous]

Hi Boys,

You know, seldom when you read a report from somewhere you have already been do the experiences sound like the ones you've made yourself. Guys love to write these long detailed stories and you just have to ask yourself if they were in the same country which you visited. Well, it gets really interesting when you read reports of a country you spend a lot of time in. So just a warning boys, most of the stuff I have read from Switzerland is best case BS! These guys seem to write down fantasies, not experiences. If you want to visit these big bordells in Switzerland, you're going to get your drawers ripped off! You will only find imported girls, mainly from the east, most dragged into prostitution against their will, and the services will be lousy, which is logical. This is a very rich country, don't think you will get laid for CHF 150 and have a good time too. It just doesn't happen. And going to a club where you have to pay an entrance fee, then tip the hole you rent, well, that is just plain stupid.

Pepe

[Neil340]

A garishly lit house, all the windows glowing pink, on the road between the lake shore and the railway line, just a few minutes by train or tram from Zurich Hbf. A blind man couldn't miss this place! As a matter of interest, this was one of the first legalised brothels in Switzerland.

You enter round the back and have to put Fr. 5 into a slot machine to enter via a security turnstile. The house is on three or four floors, and you wander round and take your pick, or not as the case may be. That night there were maybe 20 girls there out of about 30 rooms. None of the girls were more than a 6/10 (in my opinion! ) and I almost chose a dark haired Slovak girl (last room on the left hand side of the bottom floor). Foolishly I decided to go for one more quick tour to see if any other appealed to me more than her, and by the time I got back to the love of my life, she had been taken. Unfaithful b1tch!

The girls seem to negotiate their own prices and services.

I went for a Malay girl on the second floor (Emy, room 13) didn't really enjoy it, paid Fr. 140 for perhaps half an hour, very mechanical, CBJ, nothing else, I had to force myself to come and having achieved that was glad to get out.

I was probably unlucky or not in the right mood, I'd managed to get away from my friends to squeeze in a furtive moment and I suppose that affected my capacity for enjoyment!

http://www.petite-fleur.ch/

[Trabic]

Anybody know Ramona from "close" encounter?

I saw her a while ago, on my first trip to Globe.

http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=737409

It was my best experience there, and I still remember her fondly. She usually leaves at 8pm so go early.

[Swiss Monger]

Just checking my notes from last couple of months/trips....


Club Rouge
...horrible 2 times during christmas season (new, not so nice girls, not god looking) but has greatly improved recently (entry now 70 CHF instead of 50 but well worth due to proper selection compared to Dream Club, see below)
Few "opti-fucks" but nice looking girls and some with a great deal of experience to tickle all your senses
Athmosphere slow as usual, all drinks still free, girls complain about being slow but that is universal...pick smartly, play your cards wisely and a free extra should be possible, but then again 50 CHF tip (for an outstanding service including CIM or COF) will keep everybody happy anyway.....
No specific recommendations as I met only with 2 girls I know (one no longer will come to ZH) but many nice looking and friendly ones running around. Anybody know Ramona from "close" encounter? :-)


Dream Club (formerly FKK90)
Just forget it; wasted time confirmed by swiss forums, liked it last year with some good polish girls around, new owner worse than previous one. Nothing has changed, girls milfy and / or unmotivated....almost same price as Rouge but 3 leagues below.


Club Aphrodisia
During meeting break checked it out, never got warm with the athmosphere and girls in past and got confirmed again, too expensive for my taste as same service can be had elsewhere at better price. Tried a tall, older, blonde french anyway who was nice in bar but tried to "screw" me in room (hello ! covered blow job when CIM was agreed, what the heck is that.) Little one was angry as well so broke off and got money back as bbbj is life/aphro/rouge standard.


Club Life
Young Brazilian Renate worth a try....with sympathy her tongue will go exploring a wide area ;-) when doing BBBJ.
Stay away from Spanish Maria (speaks only English but well); did not like her service, more sultry during drinks than reality in room.


NEW development
Still not into the Gangbang stuff but organized party seems to be an emerging trend in ZH, one famous club from Basel opening soon in ZH....Castelli or so. Anyone has experienced? They claim they will do on the spot HIV tests (one reads not secure) and same for girls (all tested) and there you go....bareback everything.

Hearing a famous ZH area chain might be planning gangbangs and /or party like settings as well, though highly doubt that any bareback fucking will be involved as does not fit image.

General
About the whole teeny thing....IMHO mostly just marketing; I have been dissappointed more with young girls than with young looking experienced working girls.

Have fun.

[Parker674]

I want to visit Teeny massage, and meet a girl like Sara, but I want intercourse. Why was it that she did not offer it? was it due to extra fees? I guess I need to check before I go if the girl offers intercourse?

Thanks much

First of all, I need to clarify that in my report I wrote Sara WAS on the website when I checked but in fact she wasn't. Maybe she wasn't even named Sara but Ciara. I guess I'll never know unless I go back and meet the same girl.

All I can tell you regarding your questions is that it is always a good idea to check before you go. I am not sure you will find exactly what they show you on the website in terms of choice but at least you will be informed. If you want intercourse then make sure to ask before you make any payment. No extra fees apply on this case. It is all set in their services menu.

Hope this helps and enjoy your visit. Please report is possible.

[Skintboy Mike]

Had another short visit to Zurich last week and decided to try teeny massage since I only had about one free hour and needed something that fit the timeframe and that was central and reachable in the city area.

The address is easy to find and you have a tram stop nearby. The problem is finding the entrance! You have to go through the terrase of the Italian restaurant on the ground floor and reach the back of the building. You then go up the stairs to the top floor. Once you are in a woman takes you to a little booth with a screen with porn so you wait for the available girls. You also get offered something to drink.

It was a weekday and they were close to calling it a night when I got there so I had to choose among 3 girls only. They were all pretty young. One was black with an amazing body. The other was tall with decent body and face. The one I chose was a cute, thin blonde girl named Sara. She has a tatoo on her lower abdominal area.

Rooms are not too smal and are comfortable enough. Sara was shown on the website when I checked. She does not speak any English but has a very nice attitude. She would offer all services but intercourse. That was ok for me since I just wanted to relax for 30 minutes and then get back to where I was supposed to be. As advertised she did her "massage" and let me lick her nice slim body. No kissing. She then started a CBJ followed by 69. I finished the session standing up so I could see her while she was performing both in front of me and in the mirror next to us. I just had to see her beautiful face and wonderful long hair while she had my friend in her mouth.

Overall a nice experience. Damage was 140 CHF for 30 minutes and I left satisfied. I would say that for Zurich standards I would return and have sex for 200 with a girl of the same quality. Less than that I would pass and spend those 200 or less with the best possible option at Sonne or Piranha. Of course (before you guys mention it) I would prefer to go to Globe or another recommended FKK outside the city if I could.

Hope this finds you well.

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I want to visit Teeny massage, and meet a girl like Sara, but I want intercourse. Why was it that she did not offer it? was it due to extra fees? I guess I need to check before I go if the girl offers intercourse?

Thanks much

[Tinglix Zwo]

How good it is to have ISG as a radar over the scenes worldwide.compliments about the many helpful commentaries and of course their discerning testers, hence authors!

So visiting Switzerland recently, I was prepared that one of the best places ever no longer was happening in its past form. I am talking of course of "Ypsilon" out in the sticks some- where. The concept of a flat rate for a set duration of time in the establishment turned out to be a real value for money deal, a bit like a smorgasbord. Eat (literally) all you could handle.

The women mainly of eastern European origin were most appealing to my eyes, all and sundry 7+ pluses. The first contact was easy around an in house bar where one could take things straight into ones hands and go for it publicly or one could decide to use one of several upstairs rooms that provided more privacy if that was required. If doors were left open, others were allowed to come in and join. Particularly welcome if one got an extra helping hand from some passing girl who wasn’t being involved elsewhere.

I had during this visit enjoyed the attention of three different bed partners, but ran out of steam during a third attempt to get ready for covered intercourse. It stands out in this country that all my blowjobs ever enjoyed there are of the BBBJ-kind, thus very enjoyable even when techniques vary from job to job.

Real pity Hans and his then crew had to go off the scene as their business model of one big play ground really did appeal to me. Even as I could not endlessly go on screwing, I did enjoy the eye candy provided in form of occasional bar or pole dances, other couples doing it on several of the various seating arrangements provided.

So the next question was where to find pleasure in similar surroundings? Club GLOBE in Schwerzenbach (S-Bahn Uster), is just a short walk from the railway station in an industrial area. Huge expanse once you enter the joint, a very pleasant reception area as well as the welcome provided by the friendly staff. Entry is SFr. 90..(+ 10.. For locker key deposit)

Admission allows you to enjoy the shower and swimming facilities as well as of course sauna and steam room, various tastefully set seating areas/landscapes, a small cinema and all non alcoholic drinks one requires during your un-timed stay at the club. The price includes a personal both robe, as many towels as you need and sandals to keep it hygienic.

During my stay, starting on a late mid week afternoon, the house was frequented by around twenty male visitors mainly of the 40+ kind and more importantly there would have been around fifteen very attractive ladies from all corners of the globe. Their ages at a guess would have started in the very early twenties to no more then about 33 yo! Most women are of very distinctive good grooming, no ordinary loud or overdone types. The only reservation would be the call by the owners, for all the girls to wear these impossibly tacky looking high heel shoes. It certainly makes the women stand tall also during their pole dance performances. Music is such, that conversations can be had without being drowned out.

Again it is very easy to make contact with anyone present, as eye contact is sought, but it really is your call to take it further. Everybody moves about, a real nice way to hot up to ones ultimate choice. The standard price for a half hour is SFr. 130.. Plus believe it or not another SFr. 10.. On top (Govt. Service tax) payable at the end of your session.

The woman of my desire came from Bulgaria, seemed a bit shy in the bigger arena, which made her even more attractive. And boy she certainly was the best GFexperience; I had in a long time. She spoke little, but enough English for us both to get by without awkward moments. Far from describing every detail of my encounter, she was all I desired for: genuine exploring caressing, kissing (mutual French), licking, BBBJ, and covered screw in all my favorite positions, moans that felt like they came from the real centre. And best of all there was absolutely no rush, even lying there recovering on the bed well past the allocated time.

Most rooms are kitted out along a global theme, really tastefully done which does a lot to make ones stay at this club so memorable. After this ultra pleasing time with ‘scuse I think.

Marny was her name, I did not want to spoil my inner glow with anything less. So I left it at this one bang. Overall cost for my complete physical health stay SFr. 250..(tip included) very recommendable! Are there other places of such quality? Please share with us/ISG

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[Joe Bond]

(http://www.chezjade. Ch/girldetails.php? Id=109). Regardless, she is as hot in person as the website pics and was happy to get down to the fun after I grabbed a quick shower around the corner.

Back to the room and right to the platform / bed that took up 3/4 of the room. Nadine was very friendly and started right away with a BBBJ. Kissing; however, was subtly avoided (that was a downer). I let her go to town on jr for a while while I enjoyed her soft skin and other attractive assets. After a bit we suited up and moved thru a few positions (Mish, doggie, reverse cowgirl) until it was time to pop. A quick cleanup in the shower and on my way out the door.

Interesting expirience. I had Nadine in the Globe and her attitude was much warmer (hot kissing, bbbj, dft, alot of moaning), probably because I talk hungarian in addition to english or she apriciates the larger sum I invested and 'stepped up' for the ocasion . She also apears from time to time in the Pacha girl list. I did nor know Chez Jade and the Globe are related although I know Globe and Pacha are in the same net, their are alot of common girls.

[Design Pro]

Ok, last report for the trip. Went out to Globe tonight to see what all the fuss was about. Got to the club about 7:00 and went thru the same setup as Swiss FKK (90 CHF plus 10 for key, got robe / towel / shoes, locker for valuables & locker in the men's room). I was informed very clearly that I could talk to the girls all I wanted but as soon as there was any touching / kissing etc I had to go with the girl. I can understand their need for clarity on the system but, in my opinion, this set the wrong tone for the evening.

After a quick shower & change I strolled out into the main club. It does not disappoint in the atmosphere department that is for sure. There were all of the multiple themed "global destinations", sauna, hot tubs, steam room, pool, cinema etc. There were two bars but only one was staffed since, I was told, it was Sunday and the clients were lighter.

Maybe it was because of the Sunday visit or maybe I was there a little too early but there were not very many hot women there. There were about 5 out of 20 that I considered attractive and only 2 of those had the potential to really get the heart pumping. I spent the next hour hanging out, drinking & watching the half-hearted pole dances. I was approached by one lady who chatted for a bit, but I was not interested, and then spent the rest of that first hour wandering thru the club and trying to get the attention of a couple of interesting girls. It was not until I saw my number one pick (a HOT little blonde Polish girl with a tiny body, killer butt and great chest) and literally said "you come here" that I was able to initiate contact.

Anyway, it turns out that I chose Alexandra who is on the website but with no pics. In my opinion, she really reminded me of the girl Lenka on the TeenPinkVideos website. Incredibly hot for my tastes. Alexandra was pleasant to talk to and knew pretty good English so we sat down and talked for a few minutes. I went ahead and decided to have a go and we headed off to one of the back rooms. Everything went OK with a fair BBBJ and then two positions (Mish and Doggie) but there just did not seem to be much chemistry. What could have been one to write home about turned into just a so-so time.

After that I was done with the whole Globe thing which ran a total of $230 CFH. I'm sure it is much better on a another weekend evening but it just seemed like I had to work way too hard to enjoy myself. Oh well, back to prison with hopes for the next trip.

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[Design Pro]

Decided to try a place closer to the hotel since time was limited today. Found a couple of posts about Chez Jade and thought, why not? It was within easy walking distance from the hotel and, coming from the north, easy to spot at their 120 address. There is a door around the side with stairs & elevator to the upper levels. Chez Jade is on the third floor and it looks like there is another place (something L'Amour) on the fourth.

Anyway, I headed up, rang the bell and was escorted inside by little Lila (on the website chezjade. Ch). As described by the previous posts, I was immediately presented with the older asian lady but, thank to this board, I asked to see the rest of the girls. From the lineup I chose Nadine who is Hungarian and speaks virtually no english or german (http://www.chezjade. Ch/girldetails.php? Id=109). Regardless, she is as hot in person as the website pics and was happy to get down to the fun after I grabbed a quick shower around the corner.

Back to the room and right to the platform / bed that took up 3/4 of the room. Nadine was very friendly and started right away with a BBBJ. Kissing; however, was subtly avoided (that was a downer). I let her go to town on jr for a while while I enjoyed her soft skin and other attractive assets. After a bit we suited up and moved thru a few positions (Mish, doggie, reverse cowgirl) until it was time to pop. A quick cleanup in the shower and on my way out the door.

Overall a nice enough time but not incredible. There was no rushing or upselling at all and the place was clean though a bit garish. The whole experience cost 150 CHF (their price list is on the website as well as posted in the rooms) which was bit expensive in my opinion.

I think I will have to try Globe or Rouge on my last day in town if anyone has a suggestion either way. I prefer a more laid back atmosphere but sometimes it is fun to just go a bit crazy you know.

[Design Pro]

This is my first visit to Switzerland (actually this is farthest west I have made it so far) and I am really enjoying the country. Last night I paid a visit to my first FKK style cub at Swiss FKK. And I must say I liked it.

Headed out of downtown Zurich by experimenting with the Tram, bus, train system. It was a good thing I was not in much of a hurry because it took considerably longer to actually make it to Dietikon that I thought.

Anyway, I made it to the club safe and sound and entered to be greeted by a man who spoke understandable English. He explained the system and the lockers, collected 90 CHF entry & 10 CHF for a key deposit and then handed me off to a completely nude young lady who escorted me back to the men's room for a quick shower and change into my robe & slippers.

From the locker room I went out to the bar thru the club which is very nice and beautifully designed. Lots of stone / earth surfaces with a waterfall, marble bar, dancing stage and cushioned couches all thru the main area. At the bar I got a Coke from the tender and was quickly approached by a beautiful young brunette Bulgarian (spoke a little english, little German). I chatted with her a bit (as much as I could with my very limited German) and then told her I was waiting and relaxing. She politely left and I was approached by more ladies over the next half hour or so but I politely declined. The wild thing here is that even though each one of these girls was very beautiful, nice & friendly I felt no pressure at all to hurry. It was completely fine to sit back and chat, drink, watch the dancing (especially the two girl show. Very hot).

Anyway, I decided on a really hot young (21) blonde with short bobbed hair who went by the name of Ronnie. She has an incredible body that is right out of a Hustler mag and was very friendly & flirty. A little time messing around at the bar where she was not shy with the kissing and then I asked her show me the rest of the club. We wandered around for a bit before she cornered me in the Cinema room and got real frisky with jr. From there it was back to a room and right into the fun with lots of DFK, BBBJ (lots of enthusiasm & licking), Cowgirl, Mish and Doggie until I just couldn't resist anymore. We got cleaned up, kissed a bit more and headed up front to settle up.

After a quick shower I got to chatting with another visitor who turned out to be a really nice gentleman. We actually got to talking at the bar and had a couple of drinks while discussing various trips and experiences while watching the girls.

I had already decided before that I was going to go for two and eventually had my choice made for me when I was approached by an awesome little brunette Bulgarian whom I had talked with earlier. I don't remember her name but she had a little thinner body type than Ronnie and was about 21. 22 as well. We never made it to the room as we headed back to one of the fairly secluded couches in the back. She was also a fun kisser and we made out like a couple of high school kids before she dug into the robe to get at me. A very good, very long and very enthusiastic BBBJ until I indicated that she should grab the condom. From there she hopped on top and rode like crazy until I came. I think I will remember the sight of her long hair and killer body grinding away until the day I die.

Highly recommended if you prefer the more laid back atmosphere, totally nude girls and occasional public activity. All in all, a great time and a fun experience that set me back a total of 370 CFH.

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[Jughead27]

Hi All,

I went to FKK 90 recently and did not have a good experience. Firstly I didn't have much cash on me so relied on their claim to accept credit cards on their website. But when I got there the machine was broken so I only had enough for one 30 min session.

As it turned out I didn't even use that! The place is massive and very nicely done up but it was empty. There were five or six girls but not enthusiastic and not amazing on the eye if I'm being honest. They all seemed content to sit at the bar smoking and chatting to each other.

I went up to a couple and chatted to them but they weren't really interested in getting it on which seemed very strange. They were both from Hungary. Not sure where the others were from. In the end I left having paid my CHF40 for the spa area (which, again, was very nice).

I was thinking of going to the Globe and, after reading the forum, perhaps I should have. Can anyone recommend the best time to go to get the best female:male ratio. I thought earlier might be better as I suspect there will be less punters there but I guess there will also be less girls early on too? Your advice would be appreciated!

[Great Wall]

http://sites.google.com/site/swissfuncouple/

Sounds a good choice. Has any other member visited them? If so, what is their opinion?

[Gianthobbit]

I finally had my first experience with a sauna club after having been in Switzerland for over two years. It was Sakura Fantasy Land (http://www.sakura-fantasyland. Ch). It was Sunday afternoon. Very quite. Only three girls. Not that young, possibly around late 30's. In the end decided not worth it. Not to just waste my visit, I decided to try the massage. The masseur was an Ukranian girl, Catherine. Beautiful body, skin, perfect breasts. And I had one the best hand jobs. And I could see the nipples hardenend and erected when she was wanking me. Perfect! I highly recommend her if you are looking good massage with good happy ending.

Prices are on the web site.

Since it was my first time, I had special price of 45 CHF for the spa area and the so called fantasy land. I. E. Sex area. Normally the rate is higher if you want to use both the sections.