Zurich

[TomRifle]

I will be spending one week in Zurich. I understand Globe is the best place in the city but it is quite expensive. How about cheaper options? Is the RLD Langestrasse worth the visit? Are there any partytreff / pauschal or gangbang venues?

[AdamCki]

....Overall it was a good party....

I agree. A good one but not outstanding like 2013 (unbelievable.) or 2012 one, among those I attended.

[Maxime]

The lineup during the NYE party in Globe was very good, in numbers: 93 girls, and more then enough where available through the day / night, besides of course the usual long lasting bookings by some regular customers. Even very hot looking girls like Mary and Adriana could be booked rather easily.

About 20-25 girls came from sister clubs (Swiss, Westside, History, etc) and it was obvious these girls had to get used to the public action in Globe. This is one of the differentiators in Globe: many explicit action going on around you, but not as rough and dirty as at some ero parties you sometimes can join in Germany (google for GGG movies and you know what I mean LOL ).

The different live shows certainly added to the horny atmosphere, but a real pity that they pretend to let some random customers join in, but in fact these guys are only a few well known regulars, which is clearly arranged upfront. Including the several appearances of the small bold guy (and his friends) who must had some chemical help to stay alive and kicking all night. Also the lesbo show of Mary with another Rumanian girl on the bar was too much directed and protected / shielded by the same regulars to be somewhat spontanous, but ok, it was fun to watch.

Of course there where many men, but overall not too many, and a much better ratio then on most other NYE parties in other clubs around German (hundreds of men and only few girls. Gay party all over). Given this girl / man ratio in Globe, it was easy to have 3-4 good sessions during the day / night, with German / Maroc Rina as one of the new gems I discovered.

The buffet was also good, funny to see that this is more important in the Maslov curve than sex, since all men went upstairs when the buffet opened leaving all the girls behind in the bar .

In the beginning of the evening, all girls changed into a Playboy bunny outfit, which is not the most erotic outfit, good lingerie and even most Halloween outfits earlier in 2015 where much hotter then these bunnies, but ok. Around 19:00 the DJ started, which resulted in much better music then the normal Globe lineup songs (girls also happy, because they did not have to do their songdance all night). At midnight there was of course some bubble alchocol drinks and you could assist in launching the confetti fireworks.

Overall it was a good party, normally I avoid visiting these, but since I was with a good friend, it was a nice way to end 2015 and start 2016 with many very good looking girls around you, who you can have sex with too!

[Luar666]

I'm new on forum. What is your opinion about Anabel? It looks great in the photos. I sought a report about it but we found. I expect a response.

Thank you.

[AdamCki]

.....skinny bald-headed albino looking customer....

Tex a question, but this albino freak left very early after his tour de FKK-orce?? I was there too on 31/12 from around 1 pm till 3 am and never ever saw a damn albino all day long in the club! What the hell?! LOL.

[ShoesAndSocks]

I have to acknowledge that it was a strange crowd and there were many men with just horrible body odor (apparently they missed the shower when they came in).

Body odor

Globe could perhaps alleviate this somewhat by being a little more forthcoming with towels, like giving you two when you enter, one for a first-up shower, and one for after your first session. Places like Artemis have help-yourself shelves full of towels right next to the showers.

I know they hand more over at reception on request, but what's the problem with just making them readily available in the locker room?

[ShoesAndSocks]

The sex shows drew a lot of attention from the customers but I also noticed that any sex taking place openly in the club attracted a lot of lurkers. Several times I saw a girl and her customer having sex and 3-5 other customers just standing there watching them go at it.

I attended last year, and your report aligns very much with what I experienced then, especially the lurkers. There were a couple in the kino on one of the back couches, and there were about 5 guys watching who would have been standing within one metre of them. I find on normal days, at least those watching are somewhat discreet about it.

And yes, you need to get into the buffet early.

[KaveMan]

Tex,

Would agree with most of your report in general as a "first look / view".

My Nov 2014 report was verbatim like yours; I think I compared it to a "Soviet sanitarium with geezers" and food to airport food court.

12 mos later: I have seen / banged 10's and food can be 5 stars.

Re:

Body odor, albino, and teeny-tiny's.

-Its Europe; their view of body-odor and Americans is different; there is one polar bear (voyeur / asexual) who is 85+ and stinks up bad.

-Public sex is not for all; helps a lot if gal is a 10.

-Some of the tiny have severe features and are odd.

-Seen many less fortunate from albino, to disabled, to seriously recovering.

Mongering is not for faint of heart!

Thats why I prefer Club Aphrodisia sometimes where even at CHF 280 v. Globe (90 entry+144 session+50 drinks) its not much more view / experience is more VIP.

[ATexGuy]

I had an opportunity to be in Europe New Years week and decided to stay the weekend and visit Globe in Zurich for their NYE party. I went into Globe the night before to get a feel for the talent that was working this holiday week. As many know, the girls on the tagesplan on their site usually look a lot better on the site than in the club in person. Unfortunately, this was the case on this Wednesday as I really struggled to find any girls that were really attractive to me despite there being over 60 girls working.

During my first night at Globe I talked to a lot of girls but only went to a room with one the entire night. I talked to a lot of girls to get a feel for what to expect the next night at the party. The consensus of the girls I spoke with was that the club would be absolutely packed with men and by 9 pm one would struggle to find any available girls and there would be long waits for rooms. I was told that most regular clients would have booked their regular girls in advance for extended times so it was advisable to book any girl in advance as well. I was even told that in 2014 many customers came in and left without going with a girl because there weren't any girls available. While I didn't find much of this intel to be accurate the next night, I am glad that I took the advice and did make three reservations for NYE night.

I got to Globe around 3 pm and the club was quite quiet but there were a lot more girls standing around than one would normally find at this time of day. By early evening the club started filling up but I wouldn't say that the club was really packed at any time during the evening. In speaking with several girls, I was told that these were not their regular "good customers" and that the party brought out mostly customers that came out for the party, the free buffet, the sex shows and customers that would only go for one 30 minute session with one girl. I have to acknowledge that it was a strange crowd and there were many men with just horrible body odor (apparently they missed the shower when they came in). The sex shows drew a lot of attention from the customers but I also noticed that any sex taking place openly in the club attracted a lot of lurkers. Several times I saw a girl and her customer having sex and 3-5 other customers just standing there watching them go at it. I do not get that and never have really understood why men want to have sex in the open club and why other men like to watch. To each his own I suppose, but I prefer a little privacy thanks.

As for the sex shows, this was actually my first time witnessing a live sex show and it was actually kind of uncomfortable for me to watch. I watched six girls do a lesbo show and then later watched six girls and three customers do a show on the round stage. While not actually a show put on by the club, the show that drew a lot of attention was actually the sex that took place late in the mid-morning between a little Romanian girl and her skinny bald-headed albino looking customer. These two put on a porno show on one of the couches that drew a lot of spectators and they sucked and fck'd so long that it was obvious that one or both had done a lot of blow, ecstasy and / or viagra. This skinny little albino guy pounded this Romanian girl like he was on a mission and she took it like she was his personal sex toy. Amazingly, other men just stood there and watched them go at it for well over an hour or so. I hope they enjoyed their show!

The buffet that Globe offered was actually better than what I normally see them serve in their restaurant. They opened the buffet at 7:30 pm and the men lined up to eat like they hadn't had a meal in days. The normally empty restaurant was packed with customers and it was very hard to get a seat. While the food offered was pretty good, many dishes were picked over quickly and not replenished. I later went back up to the restaurant twice with two separate girls while they each ate and it was clear that once something was gone it was gone and they were not putting more food out. Needless to say, by 8:30 pm it was slim pickings.

As for the party atmosphere, for the most part everyone was there to have great time and party. While it was hot in the club (like always) many people danced and had fun, even the old guys that had no rhythm and couldn't dance worked up a sweat dancing to the terrible music that Globe often plays. I noticed that there were always a lot of girls available in the club all throughout the night and most looked like they weren't having that good of a night. If a customer wanted to go to a room with a girl, there were always plenty available but I think many men there weren't there to go to a room and were just in the club to watch.

With respect to the availability of rooms, this wasn't a problem most of the night. I only had to wait once all night and that was for my 11 pm reservation and we only waited for about 15 minutes. I went to a room six times during the entire night so one 15 minute wait was no big deal.

Overall I had a pretty good time at the Globe's NYE party but I am not sure I would go back there especially for it. Globe is a unique place that I like to visit occasionally but also a place that turns my stomach at times. For the most part I like the girls and the service is usually fantastic once you get the room, but seeing mid to older aged men have sex openly in the club with these little Romanian girls just makes me ill. Maybe that is why I tend to like Bumsalp better because the sex is in the rooms and I don't need to see some skinny little albino guy pound some girl on the couch or a big fat old guy getting a blow job while he is spread out on the couch.

I am submitting no reviews of the girls. I know some readers of this forum like to read reviews and the play by play of what each girl does in the room, but Globe is a place where you just need to go and pick out the girl that has the look you like. Odds are highly likely that you will find a Romanian girl that's addicted to money and is willing to suck and fck you until you can't take it any longer in order to get every Swiss Franc from your wallet. And of course that's what great about Globe, as you can have an amazing time with the girls if you have the money to spend and respect their very limited boundaries.

Happy 2016!

[HugeDickMan]

I was in Globe on 27 and 28 December. If you saw a young Asian guy with long hair and glasses that was me LOL. I had 2 girls on each day. Alice and Amy (who facially looks like a mix between Camilla Belle and Emily Ratajkowski but with no boobs) on Sunday, a girl whose name I forgot and Rina, a stunning German-Moroccan on Monday. All provided the excellent standard of service to be expected at Globe: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, DATO on them (which I absolutely love doing; I'm an ass licking addict LOL), sex in multiple positions (I always do cowgirl, doggy and finish in mish), massage (and I massaged the ones I liked in return too). My favorites were Amy and Rina. After 4 fucks my nuts were empty in the end. Good thing I had my erection meds. I love Globe and wish I lived in Switzerland. Till next year!

[ShoesAndSocks]

Lots of polar bears just come to see naked ladies.

Also quite a few who just like to watch the public action.

I see one guy there almost every time I visit. Never see him with a lady, just loitering around waiting for some entertainment.

[KaveMan]

So many men go to the club and don't, ehm, fuck?

Lots of polar bears just come to see naked ladies. Sorta like a strip club.

Esp a problem on nude Thur (FKK) according to gals.

[Belbo]

Good to hear J. About a packed Tuesday and a club in shape, according to your opinion! Now I wonder why all these man on a day (Tuesday) which is known to having not many girls around (that is the smallest TP of the week) ? I am not surprised by the 5 to 1 ratio of men vs girls. Pick a better day fellas! LOLOLOL.

A question: if many girls complain about very little work this year (inc Sidney and Ariana), where is the problem? So many men go to the club and don't, ehm, fuck? Or those girls are already yesterday's news?

I would be very curious to have a look at the real numbers, but my clear perception in a few visit this year is that the Club has lost customers, so I am not surprised by the comments of Ariana and Sidney: last Tuesday may have been an exception, there were also a good numbers of girls!

I think the holiday period and the double salary in December (paid on the 18th) may have played a role in having so many customers.

What I would like to underline again is that I found the average level of girls above my expectations, and that, included a very good session, had me leave the club with a big smile!

[BackpackBrian]

I've been to Artemis and Palace and other German FKK's and I like the fact they are all nude, except Dessous Day (lingerie day) usually Wednesday. Is it the same in Globe and Club Life and the other Zurich clubs?

Also most of the girls in the German FKK's save completely (bald). I actually like a little landing strip. Do more girls in Globe and Life have landing strips then in the German FKK's.

[AdamCki]

.....Yesterday, I decided to touch with my hands the situation of Globe. I expected a below average LU and very few customers, with the girls bored and nervous. Well, it was completely the opposite!

The club was packed with customers, to the extent that the Restaurant had finished the menu food by 8:00 and at a certain points there were in the main floor only 6 girls, of course busy chatting with customers and not less than 30 polar bears with a puzzled and bored face expression (I was one of them!

To cut short, said by someone who is not a fan: the club is in good shape!

Good to hear J. About a packed Tuesday and a club in shape, according to your opinion! Now I wonder why all these man on a day (Tuesday) which is known to having not many girls around (that is the smallest TP of the week) ? I am not surprised by the 5 to 1 ratio of men vs girls. Pick a better day fellas! LOLOLOL.

A question: if many girls complain about very little work this year (inc Sidney and Ariana), where is the problem? So many men go to the club and don't, ehm, fuck? Or those girls are already yesterday's news?