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  1. #922
    I have the opportunity to go to Globe on either a Saturday or Sunday. I prefer a club when it does not have a high men:women ratio (like FKK Oase on a weekend night after 10 pm). I was wondering what time it starts getting busy with men on a Saturday and if there are more women working on a Saturday afternoon vs. A Sunday evening (I will monitor the tagesplan on the site this weekend).

    Any help would be great. I will definitely report back after my visit.

  2. #921
    Quote Originally Posted by Augman  [View Original Post]
    Can anyone recommend some girls at the Globe who do anal? And are also very pretty? How much additional cost do they normally ask?

    Thanks in advance.
    Anal is +100. I didn't bother asking. I stuck with the basic 140 rate for half hour (BBBJ, and multiple positions) , and decided to spend money on having more girls rather than blowing the money on extras. But, I'm sure most girls will do anal.

  3. #920

    My day at Globe (1st visit)

    i had heard so much over the years about club globe in zurich. i finally made the trip.

    i headed out there for their "lingerie wednesdays" event. getting there was pretty easy from zurich hb (zurich's main train station). i guess the train ride took about 20 minutes. the directions to the club are quite easy, and it is a hop and a skip away from the train station schwerzenbach. basically get off the train and just keep walking southward (the same direction that your train was going in) , and the club is literally next to the train tracks. you'll see logos on the wall of the building (for each parking spot) saying club globe. you just walk around to the front and enter. on this day, i saw a bentley, a maserati and an alfa romeo in the parking lot.

    i paid the 95 chf + 10 chf deposit (which i got back at the end of the day) cover charge, and was promptly given a quick tour by sheila, an ex-courtesan who used to work there for a long-time, who now serves as a manager. i wanted to bang her badly.

    the set up is pretty much the same as fkk oase in frankfurt. locker room with showers + they give you a special key to another much smaller locker where you can leave your wallet in, to easily pay the girls after each session. you get a towel, a nice bathrobe and flip-flops. whenever you're done with the towel, you can go up front to the reception and ask for another, free of charge. supposedly, according to the girls, i should have gotten a blue robe (not a white one) , indicating that i was a new-comer.

    ok, now the pricing scheme: you pay 140 chf for 30 minutes (dfk and bbbj included) with any girl, and 280 chf for one hour (dfk and bbbj included). you must pay for extras, such as cim, or rimming.

    i didn't bother with any of the extras.

    the first thing that i noticed is how insanely hot the women were. right then, i knew that this would be an expensive day for me. i figured what the heck. once in a lifetime scenario. i didn't want money to hinder my experience, so i was ready to blow 1000 chf if i had to. i almost did lol.

    i arrived at the club around 2:30pm and stayed till about 10pm at night.

    soft drinks were included with the entrance fee. i did not inquire about hard liquor as i am not a drinker.

    the first babe that i courted was sherline from romania. a tall, thin, long, raven-haired vixen. we found a quiet corner and started chatting. i was drawn by her incredibly sexy long legs, draped in sheer black stockings. i'm such a sucker for traditional soft stockings (i can't stand fishnets, and really flashy hosiery). she said to me that she predicted that i was the romantic type. i actually had to correct her, because i am indeed the opposite. quite hardcore and i like it rough. anyways, she was sitting on my lap and we were flirting, when all of a sudden my pipe popped out of my robe. sherline gasped and held it in her palm, and immediately dumped her head into my neck and shoulder and she wooed in a negative way, all the while slapping my pipe in her palm, as if she was feeling its weight (i was so turned on by this girl). i said what's wrong. she replied that she doesn't fare well with big packages (i'm about 8 inches long and quite thick). we were just staring at each other with the look of disappointment. she offered a bbbj and handjob, but she said that there would be no way i can penetrate her without hurting her. she was kind enough to tell me to not feel pressured in taking her just for her mouth and hand, and that i could choose another girl.

    part of me felt that she was maybe not in the mood for a young, rough buck like me, and wanted to go with some of the older (really older lol) men in there who probably get off after 10 minutes. i don't know, but i felt a certain insincerity on her behalf regarding this "giant penis problem" story of her's. i was really disappointed to start of my day in this way, to say the least. anyways, we kissed and she got up and left. globe was not off to a good start for me.

    anyways, most of the women in here are anywhere between 7/10 to 10/10, of all nationalities, mostly romanian, hungarian, polish, and south american. no asians. a couple of pretty black girls too!

    sonia.

    this little polish tart is 30 years old and has an angelic face and beautiful straight blonde hair to her shoulders. her chest is natural and nice, and i saw her work the floor alone all day long. she is definitely there to make money, whereas most of the other girls just sit around and talk amongst themselves or watch each other's dance routines. but not sonia. she is walking all around trying to make eye contact.

    so she made a move on me, and because sherline had given me blue balls, i was good to go with sonia for half an hour. we went to an "italian themed" room on the 3rd floor, with one big mirror atop the queen-sized bed. we went to work! i took the lead and sonia let me do my thing. i was rock hard, and she was giving a highly enthusiastic bbbj. we did every position i could think of in the 30 minutes, until i finished in russian between her soft yet plump jugs. i busted a massive load. sorry sonia, but you can blame sherline for that mega-dump!

    face: 9/10.

    body: 9/10.

    attitude: 10/10.

    service: 10/10.

    threesome with beatrice and ramona (or ramoda?)

    after having calmed down following my heated session with sonia, i was walking around the premises. took a dip in the infinity-style heated pool, went into the steam room, and the sauna, etc. finally, as i walked by the mini-porn theatre. 2 tall dark-haired romanians stepped up to me very aggressively, and basically proposed a threesome. i told the bombshells that i was a bit tired, but that i'd probably be up for it in half an hour. they replied by saying that their dance routines were probably coming up anyways, so the timing was good. i also asked them if they could get dressed in traditional nylon stockings, and none of the fishnet stuff that they were wearing. i like the elegant look, and cannot stand the trashy look! they heartily agreed and said that they would return to the locker-room and prepare for me.

    i then positioned myself in the swimming pool which was directly in front of the dance stage. so, i watched both girls do their thing separately, as my pipe was standing rock solid in the water. i was aware that this threesome would run me 280 chf, and that i would have to work quickly in order to get all my favourite positions in, with both girls, as well as some good old-fashioned double bbbj.

    after their dance routine, the girls came up to me in the pool and asked if we were still good to go, and i complied. they told me where to meet them in 5 minutes. so i got out of the pool, dried myself up and headed over to the sofa that they had pointed to. meanwhile, they were getting dolled up for me in the dressing room.

    as they approached me, the first thing i noticed was that ramona hadn't changed at all (?) , but beatrice looked stunning, in all white (white-stockings, white heels, white corset). i lost it. she was a pure 10/10. she actually looks like a super tall version of romanian porn starlet "honey demon". beatrice told me that it was her first day, and although i didn't believe her, she did come off as a rookie, whereas ramona was coming off like a typical romanian scammer-chick. ramona is hot though.

    anyways, we started mingling, and i was rubbing their legs as we french-kisses each other. they were sitting on either side of me, and gently running their fingers into my robe, as my cock started standing tall. finally, the big boy plopped out and beatrice immediately went down, and began a deep bbbj, and showed me that she can deepthroat. ramona followed suit. i then signalled to the girls that i was good to go get a room now. they were happy. ramona said she would go get a key. meanwhile, i stayed back with beatrice who was just french-kissing me the whole while and giving me a deep bbbj right in front of everybody (all the other girls, and all the other clients). i didn't care.

    finally, ramona came back and we headed off to the 3rd floor again and ended up next to the previous room that i had had with sonia. this room also had a mirror above the bed, but for some reason the mirror was not well aligned at all, so i didn't get to see the action the way i wanted to.

    the action started right away, mostly initiated by me and beatrice. i was getting a bad feeling about ramona, but i still went ahead. we were on the bed, and they were on either side of me, bbbj galore, double bbbj, lots of tongue-kissing, etc. finally the hat went on, and i first ooh beatrice in all positions (sideways, mish, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl). after that, more double bbbj, then i took ramona in the same positions as mentioned. keep in mind that whenever i am with an escort girl, i wear my sports watch so that i can time the session, so that there are no surprises. in any case, i shot my load at the 30 minute mark, precisely. they gave me a double foot job, in combination with hand jobs until i blew on my stomach.

    i was happy. ramona wasn't happy that i didn't keep going for 1 hour. i told her i'm not a millionaire, i'm sorry. anyways, she took her sweet ass time making the bed, while beatrice was quickly removing the towels and getting dressed up. we made it down to my locker, and just as i was pulling out my wallet, the un-tactful ramona spewed out that our session was 45 minutes. i began gently arguing with her, telling her that it was actually 30 minutes from the moment they started blowing me downstairs to the final cumshaw upstairs. i really didn't appreciate ramona's shit attitude. meanwhile, beatrice didn't say a word and was all smiles with me the whole time. she actually held my hand all the way up to the room and all the way down to the locker. ramona did none of that.

    anyways, instead of 140 chf for each girl, i gave them 150 each, although i should have given ramona her 140 and given 160 to beatrice. ramona didn't even say thank you for the small tip, which we're not obliged to do. beatrice on the other hand, gave me a big kiss and a hug and thanked me warmly.

    beatrice:

    face: 10/10.

    body: 10/10.

    service: 10/10.

    attitude: 10/10.

    ramona:

    face: 9/10.

    body:10/10.

    service: 9/10.

    attitude: 5/10.

    chanelle.

    i had spotted this black girl from the start, but our paths didn't cross until around 7pm. she was all smiles and had a great energy to her. i asked her where she was from, and she replied: "if you can guess, i'll fuck you for one hour for free", as she stood there near the reception, kissed me with her tongue and started giving me a handjob in my robe! so, as i'm getting a soft handjob, i say give me a hint. she replies south america. i say brazil. she says venenzuela. lol i bet she's brazilian.

    anyways, she literally takes my rock hard cock with her left hand (sticking out of my robe) and walks me (like a dog) to the porn room. we slide unto the uber-long and spacious sofas, as she just covers her body on to mine and we just start talking for about 20 minutes, the whole while she is gently stroking me and tongue-kissing me as we talk about religion and culture and our respective backgrounds. finally, she says let's stop talking, as she goes down on me and commences one serious, deep bbbj with lots of spit. the spit was just oozing onto the couch. it was so kinky. she was wearing small fishnets, and although i dislike the nets, she had me so turned on that i didn't want to ruin the moment by making a stocking request lol. anyways, this girl was just going at it on my cock. in my mind, i had already decided that i wanted to fuck her, but i certainly wasn't going to stop this stunning bbbj, which lasted a solid 7 to 8 minutes easily. after that period, she then asks me if i wanted a room or just fuck here. i told her a room, although i should have done it there.

    anyways, we went up to the 3rd floor and we went at it solid. i told her off the bat that i wanted only 30 minutes. she said not a problem. her energy was amazing, and not once did her radiant attitude change. she was a great fuck. every position was explored and she, like the other girls, was just as vocal, and never in a ruh to finish me. i finally blew a big load on her tiny black stomach. gave her 140 chf.

    face: 10/10.

    body: 9/10 (lost a point for small fake tits (i love naturals)

    service: 10/10.

    attitude: 10/10.

    marissa.

    i had spotted this dark-haired beauty early in the day, and made eye contact with er several times, as she was walking around and chatting with other men. absolutely gorgeous. what a stunner. at around 4pm, i had crossed her, and proposed some time alone, but she told me that someone had booked her for a long time, and that he was taking her upstairs to treat her to a meal at the in-house restaurant. she asked me to wait for her, and that she would be looking for me.

    anyways, now it's 9pm-ish, and i made a decision to leave. i was actually in the locker room, when i decided, on a whim, to do one last look around, hoping to run into this babe who is actually a mixture of japanese, cuban, belgium and another country. totally exotic. and she was wearing a classic black corset, with black garters, black nylon, sheer stockings and black high heels. lord have mercy, she was the hottest of them all.

    anyways, as i'm doing my final walk-around, lo and behold, who do i see just standing there and scanning the room? marissa. i snuck up from behind her and tapped her shoulder and ran my fingers through her long hair, and she was all smiles, telling me "i was looking for you, and she gave me a big hug and said "i can't believe you waited for me!"

    she then changes her demeanour and with a very marilyn monroe style, she says: "you know what happens to boys who wait for me this long?". she then holds my hand, and takes me to a desolate area of the club and sits me down on a sofa and immediately begins a serious make-out session with me. i then ask her to slow it down, and we begin talking, and i find out that she's actually quite intelligent (i'm even more turned on now). after about i would say 10 minutes of mind stimulation, she slips her right hand into my robe, as i'm still talking, and she's acting like she's interested in what i have to say, but she is obviously distracted by what she just grabbed a hold of in my robe. so, i'm trying to stay focussed on the conversation, and what i was telling her, as she kept acting like she was listening, and kept saying "uh huh, uh huh", as she slowly took out my pipe and began a gentle hand-job, but rigorous and consistent at the same time. we kept talking as her hand was pounding away on my meat, and i was acting like the conversation was more important. it was actually quite kinky. she then stopped the handjob, and kept listening to my opinion on i don't even remember what, and leaned back, slowly slipping a nylon foot over my cock, followed by a second foot. so now she's started a foot job, and now i stop talking. the flirt she is, she replies,"why did you stop, please continue", as she's working my rod with her feet and toes. this time, my mind has had it. i'm in her cobweb of flirtation and femininity. she works me a good 3 or 4 minutes with her feet, then leans over and kisses me deeply and kisses my nipples and works her way down, and commences a deep, and wet bbbj. just like chanelle, she just works it, and is in no way implying that we should go anywhere right away. she licks the shaft up and down, spits on it, runs her hand all over the spit, stares at my huge gland, devours it again, goes down to my nuts and licks them all over. i'm moaning now. she replies again,"this is what happens to good boys who wait for me". she then says, we can continue here, but i think you will want to concentrate only on me, in a room". i heartily agree. she asks me to get her a soft drink as she gets the key from the reception area. we head up to a big room, with no mirrors, but very spacious, wall-to-wall carpet, huge mattress. she is very girly and does a little dance and teases me in the corner, even fingers herself for me. she then pushes me hard to the wall and makes out with me, finally going down for a full throttle bbbj, down to the balls (pure deepthroat). keep in mind that deepthroat is always an extra 50 chf, but you must ask for it. it was my lucky day.

    positions galore ensued as i took her hard on the mattress, she even rimmed me (didn't ask for it, because it is an extra, and i literally had no more $ left). but in the end, she never imposed it on me. i like her. she came twice. i pulled out, and with the shaft of my cock resting on her pussy lips, i jerked myself onto her stomach. she then took over with the handjob, until i was done gyrating. like with the other girls i experienced today, i helped her with the bed sheets, by removing them and putting on the new sheets with her. it's funny. every single girl that i met today appreciated that gesture except ramona!

    gave her 150 chf for half an hour.

    face: 10/10.

    body: 9/10 (a little meatier than i thought; i guess what they say about black is true; makes you look thinner, but she was all woman)

    service: 10/10.

    attitude: 10/10.

    all-in-all, globe was a good experience for me. if i hadn't met ramona, i would have said that it was an amazing experience. i am not sure if i would return, because it is just oo expensive. i blew almost 900 chf on one visit!

    i did chat up a couple of nice guys who were regulars there, and both of whom were married. they gave me lots of advice and lots of history and details on the girls. some girls have been at globe for 10 years! the girls actually live there, on the top floors. they have everything at their disposal. they apparently also get regularly tested, and must remain in top physical shape. even a slight gain in weight may mean the end of their tenure there. also, if any of the clients complain to the receptionists or to sheila, the manager, about a bad experience, there's a solid chance that the girl will be reprimanded or even fired.

    what i also found cool, is that the girls will come and shower with the boys, whenever they must. pretty kinky if you ask me!

  4. #919

    Anal at the Globe?

    Can anyone recommend some girls at the Globe who do anal? And are also very pretty? How much additional cost do they normally ask?

    Thanks in advance.

  5. #918
    Quote Originally Posted by Excess  [View Original Post]
    No surprise there, CHF is the national currency in CH not Euro. The rate quoted by the receptionist at Globe is a very good rate. You should take enough CHF for the evening but if they offer a rate of 1. 2 CHF to a € then it is as good or better than a bank ATM machine will give.

    E.
    NB: I actually attempted about 4 times to withdraw EURO from those ATM's that specify "CHF / Euro", but once you slip your card in, the teleprompter / screen never actually gives you the option for Euro. Makes no sense. The only option that the screen gives is "withdraw CHF funds". Then you select that one, because it is the only one you can select.

    I tried presssing the "back" button, and canceled and started over again, at different machines, but NEVER ever did I see the Euro option.

    So mongers. Beware. Have the Euro on you, because it seems that the ATM's don't provide it.

  6. #917

    All and good.

    Quote Originally Posted by Montrealer2  [View Original Post]
    However, the lady at the info counter at the airport told me that the main currency for business and everyday affairs (restaurants for example) is CHF, not Euro.

    On the other hand, I went yesterday to Club Globe (reports to come) and I inquired about the whole CHF / Euro debate. And the male receptionist clearly told me that besides CHF, they also accept Euros. However, he buys them off of you. He specifically told me that he will give 120 CHF for 100 Euros.

    I also saw a couple of guys pay with credit card, but I did not inquire.
    No surprise there, CHF is the national currency in CH not Euro. The rate quoted by the receptionist at Globe is a very good rate. You should take enough CHF for the evening but if they offer a rate of 1. 2 CHF to a € then it is as good or better than a bank ATM machine will give.

    E.

  7. #916
    Some of the ATM's at the airport train station, as well as some ATM's at the main train station in Zurich ("Zurich HB") offer either Euro or Swiss Francs (CHF).

    You can locate the proper ATM's very easily, because it is written in large letters directly above the ATM. You will see something to the effect of "CHF / EURO" directly above the ATM.

    However, the lady at the info counter at the airport told me that the main currency for business and everyday affairs (restaurants for example) is CHF, not Euro.

    On the other hand, I went yesterday to Club Globe (reports to come) and I inquired about the whole CHF / Euro debate. And the male receptionist clearly told me that besides CHF, they also accept Euros. However, he buys them off of you. He specifically told me that he will give 120 CHF for 100 Euros.

    I also saw a couple of guys pay with credit card, but I did not inquire.

  8. #915
    Quote Originally Posted by Excess  [View Original Post]
    Thought this post might need to be moved to the Anal Connoiseurs thread, but closer inspection reveals otherwise. LOL.

    To note that ATM`s in Switzerland often do not offer EUR while in a cluster of them one or more might do so. Worth looking at the sign over the ATM which often indicates if they do, and if not check the screen display. IN order to check the screen display if not posted, you will have to enter your card and the pin so can cause delays until you find one.

    E.
    I can confirm that the ATMs in Basel (tried 2 banks) do not offer Euros. I tried every machine in the bank lobby of UBS and KantonalBank some had CHF / Euro and the denominations listed on the ATM but nevertherless none had the option for EUROs when trying to withdraw.

  9. #914
    That is a cool tool Snow1998! Already the Ai-escort photos are found on more pages so also fake as can be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Snow1998  [View Original Post]
    You could use Tineye reverse image search to check if photos are from elsewhere.

  10. #913
    Quote Originally Posted by Fg Dutch  [View Original Post]
    Anyone with experience with this agency?

    The photos look quite ok and not fake to me, I would like to go for Kiara.

    http://www.surprise-escort.ch/de_Esc...t?PersonID=421
    You could use Tineye reverse image search to check if photos are from elsewhere.

  11. #912

    Ai-escort

    Anyone experience with AI-Escort in Swiss?

    There is an old post about them, but nothing updated.

    The photos look great, but they could have been taken from anywhere.

  12. #911

    Surprise Escort?

    Anyone with experience with this agency?

    The photos look quite ok and not fake to me, I would like to go for Kiara.

    http://www.surprise-escort.ch/de_Esc...t?PersonID=421

  13. #910

    Club Dream-Alice

    Club Dream is referred on this board as one of the three main FKKs in the Zuerich area, along with the Globe and Bumsalp.

    http://www.club-dream.ch/index.php

    Getting There.

    Club Dream is located at Neugatstrasse 90, Duebendorf, Hochbord CH-8600. From the Zurich main station take either the S3 train in the direction of Wetzikon or the S12 train in the direction of Suezach. Get off at Stettbach Station.

    I took the number 12 tram and wend too far. If you get off one stop to the Duebendorf Ringwiesen stop you can continue North on Ringstrasse two blocks to Neugutstrasse. Turn left on Neugutstrasse and Club Dream is a large metal building on the left. It is about two blocks from Bumsalp and a block from Club Life.

    You can walk there in about 20 minutes by taking Zurichstrasse turning left on Ringstrasse, then turn left again on Neugut Strasse. Club Dream is on the right just before Neugut Strasse ends. There are other ways to walk there as well.

    You are greeted by security on the ground floor. The man who greeted me pawed through my computer bag. He was gruff and surly, not someone you'd want for a companion.

    Club Dream is on the third floor.

    The Deal.

    Entry fee is CHF160 without 'wellness' and CHF40 with 'wellness. ' The 'wellness' package allows you to use the lockers and the showers. Because I had a computer and a smartphone, I wanted some privacy. I also wanted to shower before meeting the ladies, so I took the wellness package. A robe and a towels is inside the locker.

    For an extra CHF20 on top of that you get a 25 minute basic session with the woman of your choice. They call it a room charge, but you get charged even if you screw right in front of the bar. An extra 40 minutes is CHF70 and an extra 70 minutes is CHF140.

    The place is very spacious, but I found no evidence of food, a sauna or whirlpool. All drinks cost, even the non-alcoholic ones. I was charged CHF7 for mineral water, and didn't know until after I ordered that it wasn't included.

    I was there early on Sunday and there were maybe 40 women working, while only about three or four other paying customers were there. I thought I hit the jackpot and took my time interviewing the women.

    Alice.

    Alice was a friendly, eager Moldovan with a warm smile and an eager disposition. While she was not the most beautiful or the youngest lady I interviewed, she seemed to be the most at ease with me and I felt we had good chemistry. She said she is 27 and had been in Switzerland for a week.

    We went into the kino, she spread a sheet and we got busy. She started with a CBJ that was not bad but a bit routine. We went 69 and I got her nice, wet and ready. She was definitely wanting it when she squatted down on my shaft. After cowgirl, we switched straight away to a long doggy. We fit together extremely well and it was feeling so good, I wanted to prolong the experience and not get my rocks off too soon. I pulled out and went down on her again, and I did not anticipate her reaction. Something changed, and she instantly lost interest in me. After licking her a bit, I moved back to doggy, but it took a while for me to get my rhythm back and for her to get hot and wet again. After she said she came I shot my load. She wanted to leave after I pulled out and went down on her a second time, I don't know why. She didn't want to talk about it.

    All in all, from the dick at security, the upsell of the services, no extras, the industrial ambience, and a provider who was inconsistent and hesitant, I found Club Dream not to my taste. Bumsalp is friendlier, Globe, for all its over the top drama, is still a better value in my opinion. Of the three most reviewed clubs in Zuerich, it is the hardest to reach by public transportation. While the selection of women at Club Dream is not to be ignored, on the whole it was my least favorable experience in Zuerich.

  14. #909

    ATM Withdrawals

    Quote Originally Posted by Simex  [View Original Post]
    All ATM's in Switzerland gives you option to withdraw in CHF or EUR.

    Zurich expensive playground but it's all relative, fascinating place to punt.

    Some extremely attractive models in the privats and FKK clubs.
    Thought this post might need to be moved to the Anal Connoiseurs thread, but closer inspection reveals otherwise. LOL.

    To note that ATM`s in Switzerland often do not offer EUR while in a cluster of them one or more might do so. Worth looking at the sign over the ATM which often indicates if they do, and if not check the screen display. IN order to check the screen display if not posted, you will have to enter your card and the pin so can cause delays until you find one.

    E.

  15. #908

    Fkk in Zurich

    Quote Originally Posted by Simex  [View Original Post]
    All ATM's in Switzerland gives you option to withdraw in CHF or EUR.

    Zurich expensive playground but it's all relative, fascinating place to punt.

    Some extremely attractive models in the privats and FKK clubs.
    Hi Simex,

    Which fkk is your favourite?

    And can you please write the address of best privat for you?

    &304; s there a price and service difference between fkk and privats?

    Thanks in advance.

    Naykan

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