Zurich

[Llewyth]

A friend of mine that lives in ZRH says that it is really a good place. I will try it next time that I will be in the area hopefully before new year and write a full report.

It is a FKK type of brothel, with saunas, FREE drinks etc.

Internet site:

http://www.club-rouge.ch

Club Rouge is located directly between the exhibition parking area and building in Zurich.

Driving directions.

Via autobahn exits:

Zurich Oerlikon / Wallisellen (from St. Gallen)

Zurich Oerlikon from city centre (Schöneich Tunnel)

Zurich Opfikon (only from the airport)

Zurich Affoltern (from Bern)

Zurich Schwammendingen = shortest route.

5 min. From the Schwammendingen exit.

From all directions (Bern, St. Gallen, airport) take the Nordring in the direction of Zurich city center, Chur.

Happy mongering

[Smdrr]

This was a free clothing day and I was expecting many more guys in the club. So I had looked up the girls working that day on the website. Having read the 6profi forum (in German) I realized that two girls were pretty popular by the regulars there: Anastasia, and Alexis. Anastasia was supposed to be in the club during my first visit too but I guess she is so popular that I didn't even get to see her.

Recognizing Alexis was pretty easy due to her tattoos all over her body. Although, unlike what her website photos suggest, she has a really petite figure, which isfine by me. I smiled at her and she came to have a little chat. After a while went to a smi-public area so she can demonstrate her kissing and BJ skills both of which were very good. So we soon head to a room. This turned out to be another amazing session. Although her kisses were not as good as Lydia's, the sex was even better. She also gave me a rim job and I opted for CIM. By the end of the session I was literally screeming (which does not happen often, by the way!). After it was over she turned me around and gave me a skillfull massage. This was as close to a perfect session as it can get. In the end we did a little bit of chatting and I think we again went over the 30 minute time. The cost was 140 CHF + 100 CHF (CIM and rim job) + 20 CHF (tip). After the session she was very nice too. A couple of times she came to find me in the club and asked whether I wanted any cold drinks.

Finally, my last session was with Elisa, a tall girl with long legs (exactly my type of girl). She has a cute face and a really nice kiss (probably the best among all the 5 girls I sessioned with). Her BJ skills are not as great as there is some (minimal) tooth involved. The sex was also good but at this point I was really tired to enjoy her company fully. So this would have been a really good half an hour if I had more energy but good all in all.

So to wrap up my two day visit:

Lydia and Alexis: Trip highlights. Would definitely try again if I happened to be in the area.

Susanna and Elisa: Good performaces. Not necessarily the best but good ones. They were similar to what I had experienced in the German clubs.

Sabrina: a big no no (in my case at least)

Overall compared to the clubs in Germany.

Pros:

- High quality service (if money is not a main factor)

- Some public or semi-public action.

Cons:

- Price but again this is not as expensive if you consider the service. I remember some girls in Germany asked more for a DFK!

- More of a party like atmosphere as opposed to more relaxed environments in Germany (this could as well be a positive for some)

- More pushy girls. I had to say no more than 3 times to a couple of girls which made me uncomfortable seeing them afterwards.

- No AC as pointed out by someone esle. It gets really HOT at some points.

All in all I think a good place to visit if you happened to be in the area.

[Smdrr]

I have read this forum quite a bit and thought to give something back.

I spent two days at Globe a few weeks ago and here is the short report of my visit. I am not going to comment on facilities, transporation, pricing etc as you can get that info from one of the many useful posts here. So this just about the girls, also not about the details conversations just the quality of service.

I sessioned with three girls in the first day. First stop was Susanna. She is Czech, over 30 years old with a great body, and a cute face. Her kisses are pationate andoveral a very nice sensual session. No rushing whatsoever and we chatted a bit after it was over (no details of coversations as some were personal).

After a good first session I explored the club a bit more and ordered lunch which took almost an hour to arrive! After lunch and relaxing some more, I spotted this tall girl with a very nice full figure body and tattoos on her back. I generally like full figure girls (among others!) and decided to chat with her and have a session. I asked for her name and she said Sabrina. Now I had read the London Traveler report on this forum before but I didn't quite remember that whether his bad experience was with Sabrina or Sabatina (both were in the club that day!). During the talk she was reasonable and I thought that I take my chances as I really liked her body, and boy was that a big mistake. What happened was almmost EXACTLY the same thing that had happened to London Traveler. Laying my down on back and going over the pricing, lousy kisses, keeping a distance, putting her legs between me and her etc. As the session was passing by I was actually reveiwing LT's post in my mind! When I got close to her she kept moving away, once I asked what is the problem she said that I had facial hair which is BS as I shaved just before going into the club. Nevertheless, I gave her the benefit of the doubt and tried to keep my face away and use my tongue when performing DIY but the same thing happened. At this point I realized the session was wasted. But I was not going to let 140 CHF go by easily, so I came fast and asked her to give me a massage for the rest of the time. She failed to give a decent massage as well, but it was better than the rest of the session I had with her.

After I was done with Sabrina, I was really upset on why I went with a session with her even though I knew it might be a bad idea that I wanted to leave the club, which I am glad I didn't. Literally on my way out, a girl stood on my way asking for some private time. I told her that I was tired and was going to leave but she didn't let go. Her name was Lydia and boy is Lydia WILD! She started playing with my friend under the rope which felt really good. She is really wild and aggressive (in a good way) in the room. She will send her entire tongue down your throat or would be happy to swallow your tongue if you like it. After some playing in the bed she asked me to lay down and relax and gave me my first prostate massage while giving me a BJ. I never in my life thought that I let anyone to stick anything up my butt but boy I am happy that I did! Her sex was great too as she can quickly realize what you like in bed. Finally after it was over she spend quite a bit of time talking and caressing. We went well beyond the 30 minutes. Overall by far my best experinece in an FKK club yet (and I have explored a couple of German ones as well). The cost was 140CHF (half an hour) + 20CHF (tip).

[JayHighFive]

I'm headed to Zurich and have a little time for play. I have been reading the forum and it seems the 2 major clubs are Globe www.club-globe.ch/main/index.html And Dream www.club-dream.ch. If you only had time to go to one which would you guys do. It seems Globe has stunners but is more expensive than Dream.

J

[Great Wall]

Cosmic Tantra is very expensive and ladies and relatively older. Dakini doesn't offer full service.

Http://www.ewa-tantra.ch/zuerich/

Just googled for tantra and Zurich and found another one I. E. Ewa Tantra. Do you have an idea how they are?

Cosmic Tantra is now becoming more like a ripoff place. The youngest worker there was Laurin but she is gone for ever. Need a better place in Zurich.

[Almalm]

Hello,

My usual trip to Zurich includes a visit to Globe, but the hotel is stayed at last time was situated near a street where the girls were working out of their flats, advertising their wears in their windows like you find and Amsterdam, Brussels etc.

This was on a street called Haringstrasse in the old town. Has anybody any experience of these? In the past I have been ripped off in hamburg, but have enjoyed myself in Brussels at similar establishments.

Info appreciated

[Almalm]

Hello,

My usual trip to Zurich includes a visit to Globe, but the hotel is stayed at last time was situated near a street where the girls were working out of their flats, advertising their wears in their windows like you find and Amsterdam, Brussels etc.

This was on a street called Haringstrasse in the old town. Has anybody any experience of these? In the past I have been ripped off in hamburg, but have enjoyed myself in Brussels at similar establishments.

Info appreciated

[Moshe1]

Thursday. The bare breasts day, and the stars were those with fake tits. I arrived around 18:00, took a shower, entered the club, and found out that there were about 5 johns for every lady. A few guys who realized what's going on, decided to improve their chances for attracting the attention of the better looking ladies by buying bottles of champagne and offering them glasses with champagne. Other girls preferred to stroll in areas with less light or to sit in a position that would partially cover their tits. There was the first time for me being there without being approached for more than a half an hour after arriving. Finally, I approached a 7 whose only remarkable assets were a pair of good looking legs and a nice smile – Bianca, from Romania. Fortunately, she turned out to give me good service, and even her English was decent. After finishing with her, I waited till around 21:00, and as the situation didn't improve, I gave up and left.

[EdenKid]

Thanks London Traveller.

Appreciate your feedback. & apologies for not answering a couple of Qs. *Re Bulgarian, nope I speak only English so luckily her comment about the joys of sperm on face (and her other filthy talk in the session) were in my native tongue not hers. Funnily enough the receptionist did ask my feedback when I was leaving on Danaya so perhaps an indication that theyy have had issues in the past but for me she was pick of the day no issues.

Really not a fair call at all stating that I must be getting a tip. Not true & I am merely reporting back on my experience in the ckub which was exceptional. * Your assertion that I must have some other interest is why I said you had questioned myself to be a 'genuine' poster. As per your effort again below "I suspect something else is going on here"

Re the other specific Qs. I couldn't be bothered to find the post on chlamidia but perhaps I mis-interpretted the post it may have just said 'infection'. Either way as chlamydia is sometimes carried in the throat I was keen to keep covered*

And yes I didn't quit praising the girls. I selected pretty carefully & was exceptionally happy. *Some might say very happy.

[London Traveller]

Thanks London Traveller glad you liked it & cheers for the detailed critique.

You're welcome. But you really shouldn't have taken it so seriously. I'm just joshing with you. Of course you are a real person and you have no connection with the management of Globe whatsoever! LOL.

In response to some of your Q's :

Looking again at my report. I only had a few questions. Certainly nowhere near as many as you have provided answers to! In fact you have managed to ignore many of the questions I actually asked, and answered a lot of ones that I didn't.

For ease of reference. Here are the actual questions again:

- Is Suzanne the middle-aged brunette bird with the big knockers?. You had a go at answering this one.

- Where are these reports of chlamydia infections?. You seem to have ignored this one completely.

- Why didn't this girl have a condom in her handbag like all the girls do?. You responded to this one too.

- Have you translated this from her native Bulgarian?. You didn't bother to inform us about this one.

- Maybe cut down on the use of 'very' next time?. You had a go at this one. Of course Globe may thoroughly deserve all the praise that you and Anthonyg have heaped upon it (the type of praise which no other brothels in the German-speaking world have ever received on this site before). But I suspect something else is going on here.

Nope, I am not anthonyg. In my experience, the words 'stunning' and 'beautiful' are quite fair and natural to use in a report about Globe on a good day.

Yes, of course. There's no need to be paranoid! In fact I never suggested you were Anthonyg. I just said that your writing styles and vocabularies etc. Are very similar. Any two people who claim to be experienced punters and then just post, in fairly rapid succession, rather over the top reviews of Globe, which is just a very ordinary brothel, might be completely unrelated, of course. What are the chances of this?

No, definitely not 'trying to get' people to go early. Well not for any other reason than a tip.

Of course not, what other reason could there be? Who is giving you the tip (presumably a substantial one) for posting all this stuff anyway?

Regards the stage in the night of the couple fking on the day bed & the guy getting head from 2 chicks at the bar. Yep it was 'only a Tuesday' but as a newbie I kinda figured this must have been normal. Obviously not. At this stage in the night it definitely wasn't for the faint hearted it seemed less like a brothel & more like a swingers club in which the girls were all hot & the guys kept giving them money haha.

You don't quit at praising the girls do you!

Suzzane I'd say was around mid 30s ish, she was radio'd by the receptionish as she's the best english-speaker on site apparently. Not sure of big knockers but yeah dark haired. When I left she remebered my name and asked when would I be back, did I have a good time etc, very cool

This sounds like the same woman I saw, even if you didn't notice the rack. Yes, she was cool to me too. When I was ordering a drink at the bar she let me know that the management at the club had been reading my posts on either this or another online forum and made it very clear that they weren't happy with the situation. This really made me feel very welcome and comfortable in the club! Customer service is clearly number one priority at Globe.

If you'd prefer some more negatives as indication that I'm a genuine poster I must say the air-con (or lack of) was a BIG problem. It was way to hot to be shagging and made the experiences in the rooms pretty unpleasant, after banging away you pretty much has to get up and leave to shower (cold) because of the oppresive heat. It was a god job the girls were as smoking as they were otherwise I would have been pretty upset about the heat.

Yes, of course, all the girls are 'smoking' (actually this is literally true as they are all addicted to nicotine) and the air-con is the only problem in Globe. Yet again, you don't miss a chance to big up the girls! Actually the girls in Globe are just the same as in any other reasonable FKK or Sauna Club anywhere in the German speaking world, literally. I saw at least one girl there who I recognised from other clubs who doesn't even stand out from the crowd when in Germany and aren't particularly busy there. Now who would pay 140 overvalued swiss francs for half an hour with the girl at Globe when she is available for 50/60 sinking euros in Germany? Particularly when the service is fairly mundane (as I know from personal experience). Many girls at Globe work at much less expensive clubs in Germany, as reported elsewhere on this board. BTW I never suggested that you are not a genuine poster. Where did you get this idea from?

Yes, I spent a bloody fortune, lucky I only had 3 heiniken. Well worth it though as after this trip (I may get back there once more on this visit) I won't be coming this way for a long long time

Well, we have something in common then. I won't be going back to Globe in a hurry either!

Ah yeah, Langstrasse. Well there IS a story there. I left Globe late-ish in the evening around 9pm and went for beer on Langstrasse to check it out. I dread to think the costs but judging by quality they must have been practically giving it away.

Eh? Now you say you left Globe at 9 pm for a second trip into Zurich town? You definitely wanted to get value from your 24 hour travelpass! Why didn't you mention this before? It doesn't seem very consistent with your earlier account where you indicated that you returned to the club at 6 pm and stayed there for the evening.

- It was partly due to the hellish conditions & sights of the Langstrasse that I ended up back at Globe in the hope of slamming some fine ass & ridding my poor mind of the depravity that I had witnessed in Langstrasse. And as it turned out, Bulgarian Danaya was more than up to the job & Langstrasse is now a distant memory.

Yes, of course Danaya was great with you. Even though her reviews are pretty mixed. I found her attitude to be rather unfriendly when she chatted to me, so I never went with her. I agree with you about Langstrasse by the way. I visited, for research purposes only, when I was in town and I actually saw far more men than girls there (rather like Globe in the evening!) and an unpleasant atmosphere with lots of police on the street. I couldn't wait to get the tram out of the area.

I'll try to find time to post about some other places as well London Traveller, had a very average stop-over in BKK recently not much to write about as mostly all bad news.

Yes, of course you will. But my money is that you will be posting another 'amazing' report on Globe very soon! Keep up the good work.

[EdenKid]

Thanks London Traveller glad you liked it & cheers for the detailed critique.

In response to some of your Q's :

- Nope, I am not anthonyg. In my experience, the words 'stunning' and 'beautiful' are quite fair and natural to use in a report about Globe on a good day.

- Yes, I had a lot of energy!

- No, definitely not 'trying to get' people to go early. Well not for any other reason than a tip, because my experiences in the latter stages of the day were pretty average and if I hadn't have had my rich pickings earlier it would have made for a disasterous visit.

- Regards the stage in the night of the couple fking on the day bed & the guy getting head from 2 chicks at the bar. Yep it was 'only a Tuesday' but as a newbie I kinda figured this must have been normal. Obviously not. At this stage in the night it definitely wasn't for the faint hearted it seemed less like a brothel & more like a swingers club in which the girls were all hot & the guys kept giving them money haha.

- Not sure why Chanel didn't have a condom ready when we were in the Kino but she def dissapeared for 30secs or so before the action started not sure why.

- Suzzane I'd say was around mid 30s ish, she was radio'd by the receptionish as she's the best english-speaker on site apparently. Not sure of big knockers but yeah dark haired. When I left she remebered my name and asked when would I be back, did I have a good time etc, very cool

- If you'd prefer some more negatives as indication that I'm a genuine poster I must say the air-con (or lack of) was a BIG problem. It was way to hot to be shagging and made the experiences in the rooms pretty unpleasant, after banging away you pretty much has to get up and leave to shower (cold) because of the oppresive heat. It was a god job the girls were as smoking as they were otherwise I would have been pretty upset about the heat

- Thanks for the positives on finding the terrace, yes I was impressed! Well both the ground floor changeroom & 1st floor girls-locker-area (up the stairs) seemed to have girls changing in them that's why I called both, however for future ref we could refer to downstairs as 'change-room' and upstairs as 'locker-area'

- Yes, I spent a bloody fortune, lucky I only had 3 heiniken. Well worth it though as after this trip (I may get back there once more on this visit) I won't be coming this way for a long long time

- Ah yeah, Langstrasse. Well there IS a story there. I left Globe late-ish in the evening around 9pm and went for beer on Langstrasse to check it out. It was TERRIBLE. As has been documented here there were asian, latin & transexual 'zones', all full of absolute rotters. I didn't see anything to tempt me and the quality was so bad you actually felt sorry for any guys that were with company outside the bars etc. I dread to think the costs but judging by quality they must have been practically giving it away. I did several laps hoping a) not to get robbed and be) to find something even half-decent. But it was a non-starter.

- It was partly due to the hellish conditions & sights of the Langstrasse that I ended up back at Globe in the hope of slamming some fine ass & ridding my poor mind of the depravity that I had witnessed in Langstrasse. And as it turned out, Bulgarian Danaya was more than up to the job & Langstrasse is now a distant memory.

- Use of 'very' was very much deserved thankyou, no complaints from me and Globe / Zurich treated me very well.

I'll try to find time to post about some other places aswell London Traveller, had a very average stop-over in BKK recently not much to write about as mostly all bad news.

Cheers,

EK

[London Traveller]

apologies in advance for what is sure to be a long report. not only was i impressed (to say the least) with globe & spent hours in there haha, i also found some aspects quite different to what is documented here so will mention all of that too. plus, having not been to any german fkks (clearly i have missed out if they are like this) then this whole experience was knew to me despite being a well-seasoned monger. so i was and still am excited & inspired to write a detailed report.

thanks for taking the time and trouble, edenkid. it would be great to read about your other experiences in different places on isg as well, as so far all your three posts have been about this one club. it is amazing how many 'well-seasoned mongers' visit globe, have the most amazing time there and then post on the forum about it, but don't write about other clubs / girls etc.

arrived in zurich on tuesday in long-haul transit on a 6am arrival. due to the impressive 12min train connection to city, arrived at hotel just before 7am. had a look around the immediate city centre and despite negative reports on here regards zurich, found it very pleasant to while a way a couple of hours in what was turning out to be a v hot summer day.

you have a lot of energy. i usually collapse for a whole day after flying in on a redeye! not only do you get straight out of the hotel into the centre of zurich (which, i agree, is very attractive) but then you go and bang 5 (yes five!) girls at globe in rapid succession. well done.

the receptionist asked if i had been before and when i responded negative she radio'd for an english speaking manager (suzanne) , possible a partner in the business or at least she acted that way because her customer service was brilliant right from the get-go. suzzane gave me a tour of how everything works, clothes to be left in the large lockers, and money in the small lockers inside the club so that you can have it on hand to pay the girls etc.

well they must have improved their customer service since i was there earlier this year. nobody showed me where anything was at this place even though i actually asked them to. is suzanne the middle-aged brunette bird with the big knockers?

all the chicks there had perfect bodies, tanned, stripper-heels and were stunning. the only difference being in the ratings usually the face as some of them despite the glamour were prawns (amazing body, not-so-great head). these i have still given 6. 5-7 ratings because with everything considered they were still stunners. basically you're paying brothel-prices for girls that in most cities would be charging the high-class-escort price. and as far as i could see there were almost no duds in the crew.

this is interesting. you have used the superlative 'stunners' which anthonyg is fond of (see below). it's amazing how similar your prose style is to his (and your spelling mistakes too).

first up for me was mianda, romanian. amazing accent and very nice girl. this was gfe from the start however mixed in with porn-star-experience where it mattered when we hit the room, amazing tidy little package and rating an 8. 5/10 rating of looks & service (8 for looks but that's being harsh, but service and personality both 9). amazing shaved and well-packaged pussy as you'd expect on a girl of this calibre.

well, three uses of 'amazing' in just two sentences! anthonyg uses this word just once. your future reports might benefit from a glance at the thesaurus too.

next up was janina, of german upbringing but romanian / hungarian mixed descent. gorgeous girl, some sexy tatoos and coming in at 8. 5 in the looks rating. not so engaging in the room as mianda but no issues & still an absolute pleasure to fk a girl of this standard and well-deserving of an 8. 5 overall rating.

at least 'gorgeous girl' and 'absolute pleasure' are a bit more original to you.

decided to chill out on the day beds over-looking the pole-dancing section. next to me a small pocket-rocking started munching a guy off in full view of everyone & right next to me so i got a good eyeful of that as did everyone else in the club. excuse my innocence here but having not been to fkks before i had not experiencd this, wow i thought this is going to be very interesting now that the club is busier and this kind of carry-on starting. sure enough they soon started fucking while the rest of the guys & girls in the club looked on.

you were lucky to see a show like this. i never saw any public sex in this very exposed area of the club on my visits, however i did see people doing it in all sort of nooks and crannies.

within 2 or 3 minutes she was ready to start sucking me off and off she went to grab a condom (i asked for everything covered while@globe due to reports here of some punters picking up clamydia. which is no surprise given that later i was to witness just how many guys these gorgeous nymphs suck off in a given day).

where are these reports of chlamydia infections? however, you are on the right lines. it is also possible to get other bacterial infections from unprotected oral sex. for those who might need help, go to the airport medical centre. oh dear, you have used 'gorgeous' for the second time.

chanel returned wih the protection & started sucking away like there was no tmorrow, much to the delight of 2 other guys in the kino and one who had entered and then proceeded to stand right over us watching the action and witnessing her give first-class head. she didn't give a shit that we had company and frankly neither did i. she mounted in cowgirl and then to finish i decided that i had had enough of our crowd getting the best view (her very shapely ass) so i stood her up, bent her over the back of the seat in front and slammed her home to a finish. the cheeky girl then wiped me clean, screwed up the tissue and threw it at the guys who were watching (!) , saying "these peaople, all they due is watch". the irony being that 20 min later i popped my head into the kino and saw her riding the guy she had thrown the tissue at haaha. very funny and the night was def getting interesting.

why didn't this girl have a condom in her handbag like all the girls do? anyway, this particular section of your reports sounds more like it might have been on the screen rather than in the room. well done!

around this time i discovered a hot tip. if you take the stairs up to the 2nd floor and then walk through to the stairs that go up to the terrace, you have to walk through the girls locker room. this is gold as you are basically getting first look at the girls once they have finished their current client (there are reguluarly a couple of girls getting stuff out of their locker, fixing their bikini's, etc). the way i discovered this was that i saw a girl striding up the stairs and literally 'followed her ass' up there. she preceded to go to her locker & i casually walked past pretending to go to the terrace.

you did well finding the terrace on your first visit to the club. it took me a whole week to locate that place. however, the plan of the club you have given has contradictions as firstly you said that the girl's changing rooms were downstairs next to the men's and now you are saying they are upstairs. make your mind up!

stopped to say hi & her name was [CodeWord901] from hungary. beautiful slender body

antonyg used that word 'beautiful' too. your report looks more and more like his all the time.

as the night wore on the scenes got more debauched, in the small bar a guy was getting sucked off by 2 chicks (of course one of them being the filthy chanel from the kino) , and i stopped to have a good close up look as did everyone else. 2x brunettes and basically it was a scene from a porn film (including the standard of girls).

ok. you've said that about the girls being like porn stars before. this is getting repetetive. also you are making globe sound like a scene from caligula. and this is just a tuesday. give me a break!

but if you arrived fresh off the boat at this time you'd be very dissapointed.

ah 'disappointed'. finally a word i can understand when used in relation to globe. yes, i was very disappointed, even though i arrived earlier.

i ended up paying her 100ch extra for come on face which she took like a champion, looking at me the whole time, licking her lips and took ages to wipe it off. finally adding "it's great for the skin"

have you translated this from her native bulgarian? you saw five girls at 140 francs a pop, plus 100 extra for cif with danaya, making a total of 800 for your jet-lagged day. and this doesn't even include the cost of your heineken!

wow. very satisfied customer as you can tell from the length of this report (apologies for the novel).

only negatives were that there was no aircon (a serious issue as it was quite disgusting to be honest in the heat) & also the supply of girls versus custoemrs once it got past 6pm. if anyone is in a position to, i'd suggest arriving a bit later than i did on my initial visit eg 2pm and you should have a good few hours of having pick of the bunch. in my experience the girls stay all day and didn't increase in numbers but the customers certainly did.

all in all very impressed.

well, you are certainly trying to get people to visit in the quiet afternoons when globe could do with the extra customers. we know you are happy. two superlatives here: 'very satisfied' and 'very impressed'. maybe cut down on the use of 'very' next time?

my thanks again edenkid for taking the time to make up this report!
btw - you forgot to tell us about langstrasse.

[EdenKid]

apologies in advance for what is sure to be a long report. not only was i impressed (to say the least) with globe & spent hours in there haha, i also found some aspects quite different to what is documented here so will mention all of that too. plus, having not been to any german fkks (clearly i have missed out if they are like this) then this whole experience was knew to me despite being a well-seasoned monger. so i was and still am excited & inspired to write a detailed report.

arrived in zurich on tuesday in long-haul transit on a 6am arrival. due to the impressive 12min train connection to city, arrived at hotel just before 7am. had a look around the immediate city centre and despite negative reports on here regards zurich, found it very pleasant to while a way a couple of hours in what was turning out to be a v hot summer day.

onto the business of pleasure and left the hotel just before 11am to folllow the train instructions to get to club globe. the instructions are earlier in this thread, i thin from april 2010 & in 'reports of distinction' easy enough to follow & jumped on the 11:42am train to the club, which is very close to the station. and so at 12pm i was enterting globe. had high expectations, having selected zurich from a choice of various connections on my long-haul where i could take a one-night stop-over.

the receptionist asked if i had been before and when i responded negative she radio'd for an english speaking manager (suzanne) , possible a partner in the business or at least she acted that way because her customer service was brilliant right from the get-go. suzzane gave me a tour of how everything works, clothes to be left in the large lockers, and money in the small lockers inside the club so that you can have it on hand to pay the girls etc.

had a shower, and quickly realised one of the amazing designs of the club. not only is the entrance to girls change-rooms adjacement to the entrance to the mens' (meaning that there are girls pretty much continously walking past so you can have a good look at potentials for later) , but also there is a door at the back of the mens bathrooms (maybe there are extra showers through there or something?) which means that the girls are also often walking straight past you in the changing room which is pretty cool.

no sooner had i started to get changed and mianda walked past me. tidy little eastern european package 8/10. great start. the trick is obviously to say hi to the girls if you like them, & ask them their name etc so that they know you're an easy bite for them later when they see you in the club.

i went for a look around & realised that there were only about 10-12 girls in the club, low pickings but due to the time of arrival no doubt. the good news is there was only me & probably 2 or 3 other guys there. the odds were stacked in the punters favour & i nestled down to a well-deserved heinikin and decided to survay the room and overall quality.

assessment. at this time of day the majority of girls were a very respectable 7, with a couple of 6. 5's and then 3 or 4 standouts 8's and 8. 5's (we'll come to those later haha). bear in mind i'm a tough judge so when i say even the 7's, we are talking the quality you'd see in european porn movies for example. what was striking is that it's obviously a tough-gig to pass the entrance interview ot work at globe. let's be honest brothels all around the world (even the better ones in capaital cities) are usually 90% swamp-donkey's or junkies, with the ocassional babe thrown in. at globe was the exact opposite. all the chicks there had perfect bodies, tanned, stripper-heels and were stunning. the only difference being in the ratings usually the face as some of them despite the glamour were prawns (amazing body, not-so-great head). these i have still given 6. 5-7 ratings because with everything considered they were still stunners. basically you're paying brothel-prices for girls that in most cities would be charging the high-class-escort price. and as far as i could see there were almost no duds in the crew. once you get up to a room of 7's-8. 5's it really comes down to personal taste.

first up for me was mianda, romanian. amazing accent and very nice girl. this was gfe from the start however mixed in with porn-star-experience where it mattered when we hit the room, amazing tidy little package and rating an 8. 5/10 rating of looks & service (8 for looks but that's being harsh, but service and personality both 9). amazing shaved and well-packaged pussy as you'd expect on a girl of this calibre.

next up was janina, of german upbringing but romanian / hungarian mixed descent. gorgeous girl, some sexy tatoos and coming in at 8. 5 in the looks rating. not so engaging in the room as mianda but no issues & still an absolute pleasure to fk a girl of this standard and well-deserving of an 8. 5 overall rating.

enjoyed some of the facilities and then@3pm decided to head back to zurich to see some sights and head back to the club later in the day when i presumed there would be more girls. not so. as i returned at 6pm the place was alot busier with guys, mostly indians and arabs plus some locals and a few western tourists such as myself. it was slimmer pickings unfotunately out in the club as clearly the only difference between my 12pm visit was that there were now more guys. decided to chill out on the day beds over-looking the pole-dancing section. next to me a small pocket-rocking started munching a guy off in full view of everyone & right next to me so i got a good eyeful of that as did everyone else in the club. excuse my innocence here but having not been to fkks before i had not experiencd this, wow i thought this is going to be very interesting now that the club is busier and this kind of carry-on starting. sure enough they soon started fucking while the rest of the guys & girls in the club looked on.

i decided to head to the kino and on the way passed chanel, who probably falls into more of the 'shark' variety & was quick to say hi. falling into the 7. 5-8/10 category she hadn't caught my eye previously however i was randier than a roman-sandle having seen the couple next to me going at it on the day beds so i asked romanian chanel if she wanted to come to the kino. within 2 or 3 minutes she was ready to start sucking me off and off she went to grab a condom (i asked for everything covered while@globe due to reports here of some punters picking up clamydia. which is no surprise given that later i was to witness just how many guys these gorgeous nymphs suck off in a given day). chanel returned wih the protection & started sucking away like there was no tmorrow, much to the delight of 2 other guys in the kino and one who had entered and then proceeded to stand right over us watching the action and witnessing her give first-class head. she didn't give a shit that we had company and frankly neither did i. she mounted in cowgirl and then to finish i decided that i had had enough of our crowd getting the best view (her very shapely ass) so i stood her up, bent her over the back of the seat in front and slammed her home to a finish. the cheeky girl then wiped me clean, screwed up the tissue and threw it at the guys who were watching (!) , saying "these peaople, all they due is watch". the irony being that 20 min later i popped my head into the kino and saw her riding the guy she had thrown the tissue at haaha. very funny and the night was def getting interesting.

around this time i discovered a hot tip. if you take the stairs up to the 2nd floor and then walk through to the stairs that go up to the terrace, you have to walk through the girls locker room. this is gold as you are basically getting first look at the girls once they have finished their current client (there are reguluarly a couple of girls getting stuff out of their locker, fixing their bikini's, etc). the way i discovered this was that i saw a girl striding up the stairs and literally 'followed her ass' up there. she preceded to go to her locker & i casually walked past pretending to go to the terrace. stopped to say hi & her name was [CodeWord901] from hungary. beautiful slender body, not an amazing face but the cat-walk figure and general class deserving a 8. 5-9/10 rating. having gotten down and dirty on the last punt with chanel, i decided to do this one conventional style on a bed, so off to a room we went. [CodeWord901] is a groaner / screemer and made some nice satisfied noises while giving my cock a good deep throat head-job. later slammed her very hard in jack-hammer with her on top and she was basically screaming, i don't think it was genuine but to be honest was close enough. a great performance from her and the first 9/10 of the day overall.

as the night wore on the scenes got more debauched, in the small bar a guy was getting sucked off by 2 chicks (of course one of them being the filthy chanel from the kino) , and i stopped to have a good close up look as did everyone else. 2x brunettes and basically it was a scene from a porn film (including the standard of girls). lucky man! by the time time got to 11ish there hadn't been any noticable increase in volume of girls (a few mentioned it was due to being tuesday) but of course more and more guys and it got ot the stage where there were literally 10-15 guys at any one time and only a couple of free girls. it was a bit of a problem too be honest but luckily i'd already banged 4 stunning chicks so i wasn't exactly in any hurry or need. but if you arrived fresh off the boat at this time you'd be very dissapointed.

lucky for me danaya gave me the eye (as she did also to everyone else) and despite having turned her down earlier i had a second look and decided she was 8-8. 5/10 and decided to make her the last catch of the day. what a smart move that turned out to be, she gave me full pse including dirty-talking and i ended up paying her 100ch extra for come on face which she took like a champion, looking at me the whole time, licking her lips and took ages to wipe it off. finally adding "it's great for the skin"

wow. very satisfied customer as you can tell from the length of this report (apologies for the novel).

only negatives were that there was no aircon (a serious issue as it was quite disgusting to be honest in the heat) & also the supply of girls versus custoemrs once it got past 6pm. if anyone is in a position to, i'd suggest arriving a bit later than i did on my initial visit eg 2pm and you should have a good few hours of having pick of the bunch. in my experience the girls stay all day and didn't increase in numbers but the customers certainly did.

all in all very impressed.

[London Traveller]

After a shower I went back to the main dancing stage and noticed that the number of girls had increased and so had the quality, these girls are absolute stunners no doubt. I checked the girl I was dancing on a pole and my jaw hit the floor,

She was one of the most beautiful girls I had ever laid eyes on in person, lovely shapely body, big natural breasts and a face a little bit like Tera Patrick, I had to have this girl!

Unfortunately, you snooze and you lose in Globe and before I could make my move on her, another guy got there first and whisked her away. I was pissed but not for too long as Alexis put in another appearance and I made a beeline for her. I had only planned on having 2 sessions, and the Tera Patrick girl was a must, but Alexis was here and available, whats a man to do?

@Anthonyg. You are a lucky guy to have hit Globe twice and to have had two pretty much perfect experiences at the place. I look forward to your third visit. However, maybe you could check in a thesaurus in advance for some more superlatives, so far you have used (1st report) 'brilliant', 'best', 'nice', 'wow', 'stunners', 'proper slobber', 'well satisfied', 'amazing', 'really wanted to please', 'sucked my cock for all it was worth', 'frenetic', 'this one is a winner', 'great place', 'fantastic', 'exceptional' and (2nd report) 'heaven on earth', 'wow', 'warm welcome', 'lovely sights', 'cute', 'good conversationalists', 'fantastic' (again) , 'sucked like an angel', 'good', 'top notch girl', 'absolute stunners', 'one of the most beautiful girls I had ever laid eyes on', 'superb BJ', 'this girl can fuck', 'this girl is a real winner', 'lovely massage', 'damned good'. You might want to ensure that you don't repeat yourself (as you did with 'fantastic' and 'stunners') as this will improve the originality of the next report.

Also you say you are an experienced punter but so far you have only reported on one club. I hope you will post on your other experiences as well, for the benefit of all the site readers. I look forward to reading those reports too.

With regard to the problem of 'snooze and you lose', I understand that regular punters at Globe are able to book girls in advance, which provides an excellent solution. This accounts for how you can see girls on the Globe day plan but actually when you are in the club you never spot them there in person, as they are in the room all the time having been pre-booked. This also explains why you can see girls do a dance at the pole and then disappear out of the room towards reception without giving any men in the main lounge time to chat to them.

[London Traveller]

Travelling to Zurich for the weekend, I'll probably be heading for the Globe. But I'm a total n00b with this kind of "service", so I'm wondering about a few things and I'd appreciate any input!

1. Seeing the pictures on the website, the probability is that I'm going to cum pretty fast, at least the 1st time. Is the show over then or are you allowed to keep on.

2. Nothing specific is mentionned about what the girls are willing or not willing to do? Is this something that you negociate with the girls themselves? I'm thinking COF and anal.

Again, I'd appreciate any input.

Globe is just a club like any other sauna club (or FKK) in the German speaking world. There are good girls and bad girls and girls in between. Some of the girls are lookers, but most are normal girls for this type of establishment, pretty much as those to be found at Golden Time in Bruggen, or Palace in Frankfurt. I doubt very much if you are going to 'cum' faster than you will anywhere else, however if you do then what happens next really depends on the girl you choose. The girls do seem to have to stay in the room for the regulation half hour but I found when I was there that some of them find other things to do rather than continuing the intimate activities. They clean out the dustbin (I'd never seen a girl do this at any other club and it didn't just happen to me, I saw other girls coming out of rooms with a man in tow and a full bin liner in their hands) and if that doesn't take enough time then they might change the sheet on the bed as well. By the time they have finished tidying up and cleaning your half hour will definitely be up!

As for extra services, yes you negotiate with the girls just like in other clubs. One girl offered me anal but I can't remember the price. I'm sure it was expensive though!