Istanbul

[Zeybek]

Aslan Kral,

You are so right. I get that all the time when I get back to Turkey. They are so envious of the fat, arrogant, brick-mannered, American women of New York and generally USA. In the meantime, surrounding them are the sexiest, most elegant, and feminine women on the planet. Well, they are really just idiots for thinking that.

When I go to Turkey I feel like I am the King. Not because I take out my money and flaunt it, and not because of the hobby. That's just the way you are. I am back in US, and I am pretty much nothing. It is sad.

I think it's better to live one week as a rooster in a small hen house than a chicken in a big one.



Right on!!

[Aslan Kral]

Istanbul deal is getting better with every visit. After a month, I visited Istanbul last weekend and had sex with 7 different women within 48 hours. 2-3 hours sessions with each of them, I was completely exhausted and think I wouldn't need sex for a few weeks.

1-) Connections again proved their value, 3 of the gals were new, 2 of them amateur, 1 pro. I was completely satisfied with the new ones.

2-) This is hard to believe, but one of the amateurs didn't even request any money and I did not pay her. This was a lady, 35-40 years age, but had the best natural breasts I ever sucked and fucked in my entire life. I kept asking her, how she preserved them over these years. It was unbelievable. I will keep seeing those in my dreams for some time.

3-) Out of 7, I only regretted having sex with 1. I paid her 100USD for 2 hours, but she wanted to leave after 1 hour. I still tried to be nice because she later arranged me another girl.

4-) Average price was around 80 euro for 2-3 hours, including taxi. One Turkish lady mentioned about the real prices for herself and other gals; 40USD for 1 hour, 100USD for the night, but my situation, she said, was special because I kept fucking the lady for 2-3 hours, mostly nonstop and it would be fair that I pay more than the usual. All of the ladies were nice and never complained. I think, some of them were using female version of the Viagra, they seemed happy and achieving the orgasm 2-3 times during the course.

5-) I spotted a stunner on the street around Topkapi, and would ask her for a ride, but she was with 2 other gals and I was not 100% sure if she was in the business. The dress somewhat implied that she was in the business, but it was daytime and I could not risk it.

6-) Except one gal, others were not in a hurry, had to even ask some of them to leave, very gently of course. For one gal last day, we had agreed for 2 hours, but the fucking went for 2.5-3 hours and I had finished once, didn't want to finish a second time, so that I would have strength and willingness to pound the next lady.

7-) One of the amateurs that I liked very much, will leave the city soon. She said she is making 400USD per month in her regular job and doesn't like it much. She said if I pay her more than that amount she would come and stay with me. I explained my situation to her that I visit Istanbul once in a month and would love to relocate here, but that's not possible at this time. Boy, I would wanna have her as a mistress under my control. She is not a pro, doesn't suck, but likes having long sex, have awesome body. This would also open a window for unprotected/more enjoyable sex. She said she would stay with me as a housewife, also handling cleaning and cooking. It is just too bad that I won't have her next time when I visit. Consider that; you are going to pay several hundred bucks per month to have the complete and disposable package.

Now, I have to wait for another month or 2 before another visit. Go back to London, Munich, Paris, Helsinki or another lousy European city, wake up at 6:30 every morning, work until 7PM, go back to hotel room, kill time, go to bed, visit one of the cities for sightseeing over the weekend which doesn't mean anything to me (just another sport to kill weekends). Life is not fair.

If you ask Turkish guys working in Istanbul, they want to relocate to NewYork or London or another place in Western world, and I keep telling them there is nothing in NewYork or London if you know what I mean.

Be warned, sex is dangerously addictive.

Aslan Kral

[Vegamars]

Yeah,Finnish girls would turn you on or the girls in Alaska and the North Pole are even better,definitely worth trying.

[Aslan Kral]

Man, I should have asked her for a commission before posting Margarita's phone number in this forum.

Raxx, yeah, the big spider tattoo was a mistake and is not going away for sure. You are not going to find anything in Helsinki. I would rather visit a coffe/bar close to the city center and take a 'no-cost' Finnish girl to the hotel. Finnish girls believe that they don't need men, except when it comes to sex.

Aslan Kral

[Raxxxx]

In Istanbul for only 1 day. I went to all the frequently mentioned haunts Gold Can, Big Pub, Bacardi but didn't see any thing that turned me on. This morning I wanted to get laid before I left so I followed Red Baron's example(see his post of 5-18-04) and called Margarita the Hungarian-Spanish chick. We conversed in spanish and settled on$75US for 1 hour. She lives very close to the Holiday Inn Topkapi and arrived. Good jump! the only thing that didn't suit my taste Was she had a big spider tatoo on her ass. I don't like spiders or tats. On to Helsinki next week.

[rplusl]

In Istanbul earlier this month I phoned Arsen's friend at 0535 516 9295. She is Hungarian but spent 3 years in Madrid so she speaks Spanish pretty well. Very little English. Called herself Margarita.

Margarita is sexy, at least at first. She is a good teaser and toucher. Gives a good bbbj. Problems is her cell phone never stopped ringing and she was in a rush. Like Redbaron said below, we agreed on 2 hours and she was out in about 1 hour, including shower, drink, etc.

Margarita may have a few extra pounds but she's not fat. She has a sexy body and knows how to use it. She would be MUCH better without the rush. Friendly personality. She offered to bring her friend, Olympia, next time. Didn't take her up on this trip. I might call her again, but would definitely stress NO RUSH before agreeing to her visit. Might be worth offering her a little more cash than 100 Euros to get a more leisurely visit.

About Akseray, I visited there in March and walked all over the place -- saw the bars. This is a sleazy place with touts trying to get you in to their place. Went in, briefly, to one bar/restaurant and sat down. The "talent" looked really low class. I love Russian/Ukraine girls but most of these were fat, ugly, wearing caked on makeup. Yuck. Perhaps my timing was bad -- went in late afternoon. The sleaze factor does have a certain fascination but somehow the whole atmosphere reaked of RIPOFF and perhaps worse.

[Me Idiot]

A request: Can you share information regarding hotel to stay at? How much they cost?

Also, any tips on negotiation strategies with Turks? I'm told it is expected.

Finally, what are some key Turkist phrases??

[Connect 28]

Dear mongers,

Please keep in mind that during the last week of June, there is a NATO summit in Istanbul where US President will be also present, hence the police will not even let anybody take a breath in and around Aksaray.

connect

[Priamos]

I spent an improvised long weekend in Istanbul this week: the weather was wonderful and the girls were not bad either!

That said, I should warn prospective mongers about an ongoing crackdown in the redlight area of Yenikapi/Aksaray: the street service at Irmak and surrounding bars has been dismantled and the number of hotels that are willing to rent by the hour is dramatically reduced. Moreover, while I was there the police busted Gold Can. No doubt it will open again, but the question is when. I got the impression that the gist of the LE operation was to clamp down on "visible" activities that might offend ordinary people: the late night action was as vibrant as ever and naturally you were free to take as many girls to your place (if you have one...) as you cared, but afternoon places, open-air places and "respectable" hotels mixing punters with bona fide guests were definitely feeling the heat. Maybe this was all due to the fact that a big UN conference was in town during my visit, but, then again, those big honchos are not supposed to roam this part of town, are they? ;-)

I spent three nights in town, the first two of which quite agreeable. On my first evening out I teamed up with a volupteous little Ukrainian lady in Gold Can (the night before it was closed), who was so bottled-blonde and had 'sex-sex-sex' written so shamelessly across her face that I would have dreaded offering her a meal or even a drink in a public place. But who cares? Back at the hotel she performed serial BBBJs interrupted by FS in multiple position and asked every five minutes if "you want me to do different, ya?". This was the closest I got to a GFE on that trip.

On the second day I picked up a slim young Moldovan brunette in Irmak. She didn't speak English, but her older girlfriend did so the introductory negotiations were not too tormentuous. She gave me a correct & comprehensive service, but she was pliant rather than active and it felt a bit like being with an inflatable doll. Still, she had a beautiful body, so I couldn't help feeling that I'd had something for my 50+ euros.

The third day was the kind that makes first-time mongers decide that they'll "never in a lifetime come back to that ***** town". I was so unfortunate I can barely think of it without wincing. I started relatively early in Big Pub, and wanted to test one of my favourite theories: if you monger in the afternoon, pick a less-than-stunning girl who'll figure you're the day's only catch. My chubby Russian blonde catch had a charming smile, and little else to recommend her. Normally the theory works, but not this time. Owing to the aforementioned crackdown I was told only a few hotels were available (AND one had to take a taxi away from the bar for discretion, which is normally not Big Pub style) so we were scooted off to the slightly dilapidated hotel ZZZZ. There, my consort played all the usual tradecraft of the crooked girls: "I don't kiss; don't touch me there - I don't like that; I want a drink..." and, as I my habit, I kept on a straight face without committing the ultimate crime of offering her more money. (The offer would be accepted, without changing the level service one dot!) However, when the waiter came back third time knocking on the door to demand a back payment on the drink he had served 10 minutes earlier (I was, of course, stark naked) I realised I was being played for fools and marched out. 70 euros down the drain.

Feeling bruised and tipsy, I slept for a few hours. Then I went to the famous Serenda. On the (in)famous dancing floor I picked up a tall, sexy-looking, not exactly young Bulgarian working girl. She offered me a long-time service for 100 euros, blowjob included (I asked because many Serenda girls refuse to do this) and we took a room together. Her body was magnificent, especially considering she had apparently borne a child, but as soon as we got down to the serious stuff she was very surprised that I could possibly have thought she would perform oral sex. It was all my fault, you see: How could I possibly have expected a fluent English speaker to understand the word blowjob??? I demanded half my money back and marched out. 80 euros down the drain. I went back to Big Pub and found a mature (by which I mean about 35 y.o.) blonde shorthaired Ukrainian woman who appeared - cross my heart - service minded. She agreed to spend the night for 100 euros - and she hinted that the price was negotiable, but I negotiated a few premium services instead. We got into a taxi and she took me to... (you guessed it?) Hotel ZZZZ! I told her there was no ****ing way I would enter that hotel and paid her a small amount in compensation for her time. Another 50 euros down the drain.

Well, these things happen sometimes. I think next time I go to Istanbul I'll rent an appartment so that, once we're on my premises, I will not be subject to phoney misunderstandings, blackmail and the whims of the Aksaray police! ;-)

[Hedonist]

Just a note on my recent experiences in Istanbul:

Irmak, Gold Can and Pig Pub are safe. Actually Gold Can had a pretty good selection even though it was early afternoon when I got there.

I was at Seranda in December, and took a Ukranian back then for a 2-hours/3-shots whichever happens earlier deal and paid her $50. This time all girls quoted $100 for two hours and quality of the girls were not commensurate. Seranda might be deteriorating...

[RedBaron2]

Last night decided to call one of the numbers posted by Aslan Kral 0535 516 9295.
Supposed to be an Hungarian, but a friend of her answered, and it was a nice half spanish half hungarian.
She made me wait almost an hour before coming to my hotel, however it was worth waiting.
Long black hair, nice body, kind of big lady, with nice back and ... front.
She stayed more than one hour, we had agreed for 2, but she was somewhat in a hurry.
Two shots, decent bbbj. Worth the money, 100 euros and 20 for the taxi, without any hassles like in the pubs.
I had told I was staying two weeks and she probably did her best hoping for a new call.
Red

[BunnyHopper]

hello all,

there is certainly alot going on here.

speed touch

glad you enjoyed your trip. on previous visits i only ever walked past pig pub and didn't wander in - if it as easy as you say, then it is a definite stop on the the next trip.

speaking of next trip, le is hinting that this will be in october/november time. will see you then if you're in town.

compared to me you are quite daring if you tried a sw in aksaray. i have only ever seen one that i would have had, but the language barrier was enough to put me off.

also glad you enjoyed viagra - how long it takes to impact your rod will depend on how full your belly is. read other parts of the wsg, there is plenty of advice.

i agree the inn is too far, but have stuck with it because of the good sized rooms which are of a high standard and reasonable prce, but may try a closer place next time. merrit sounds like a good bet.

{{ also i wonder were you got you handle from, you don;t use a 'alcatel speed touch modem' do you ??? :-) }}


catalyst,

a shame your trip was not better - it can be a real game of cat and mouse, but often it is worth the effort to find a real gem.

(if you want to have a good laugh at my expense, read the rome section soon, i will post a fr about a very expensive mistake soon involving a spaniard, a romanian, a russian, an italian and a tranny !!)

as we learned a few summers back, the summer can be dry of any real talent and the reduced supply leads to higher prices. after the rip off bar bills, had you had two or three great girls, you may have thought the extra bar bills and pushy waiters worth it.

i am really poor at picking a girl and go through a few before i pick one - from this i tend to land bigger bar bills. this is the danger at bacardi. it is bigger and darker (though there is nothing stopping you go to the dance floor and having a good look). but that won't mean you call over to your table, order the drink and then learn she costs too much or won't stay as long as you want or worse still, wont do those things for you your wife/girlfriend won't do ! - before you ditch her and call over another.

still i have had i think a total of three girls from bacardi, all were first class sex. olga was great sex too, pig tails and all' (you can find her picture post some pages further back) - but she ditch me after one round despite costing me some $200 i think. but i can still see myself going in there again for another bacardi girl if the other places are dry.

a point to note, you can have bacardi girls from bars in aksaray during the day (they don't only work at night in bacardi) - only thing is they wont be dressed as nice, but you pay alot less.

when talking to a girl in places like irmak during the day, it is not wise to say you have been to (or even heard of bacardi), they think if you've got enough cash to go in there, then you can pay them more - instead drop a few names of the smaller low key places.


aslan,

you've managed to do what i've always wanted to do ! a genuine semi pro turkish girl. the only turkish girls i have ever seen are in the mp's in istanbul - and i have(had) this thing for turkish girls.

i am growing more interested in "off the beaten track" - the semi-pro you talk of if certainly what i call 'off the beaten track'

i have had two, i wouldn't say semi pros, rather newbies instead, from irmak during the first ever visit there - they were real nice and serious gfe experiences. even with the more pro type girls there, i've had good experiences, sveta comes to mind.

i am always nice to the girls, and the first thing i hand the girl in a hotel room is the "room service menu", i find that if you are nice to them they return it to you.

you comment about sw's around topkapi caught my eye - has anyone been into the normal bars/pubs/restuarants around there in the late evening ? any talent aroound that area ?



big bro aj,

serenda is certainly very good for the first timer. but the cumulative impact on me of the romanian girls not doing bj and being too mechanical/quick in bed is enough for me to not consider going there (gets annoying after a little while) and chance my arm elsewhere - sure this may just be my own experience. but there is of course little gabriella there whom i met on my first ever trip there - she does eveything, everything with smile.

but on balance, i would still recommend it to a first timer because of the ease and hassle free deal with the waiters and hotel staff.

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would you all agree, i think the main point is that we have all been to the same haunts and yet our experiences are all often so different.

[Priamos]

speed touch,

your experience with the sw is an exact replica of my own! i suppose we may even have run into the same girl, for my latest visit to istanbul was also during the easter break. yes, an extortive bellboy and a girl who undresses half and implores you to come on top of her without any preparations whatsoever, it's definitely part of the same routine.

in response to your hotel question, if you're willing to pay a little extra without going for luxury and/or business hotels i recommend hotel merit antique. it's the only five star hotel in laleli and it's comfortably located two blocks away from mustapha kemal cad. my european background tends to make me believe that the upmarket hotels try to "maintain a certain standard" whereas the seedier ones are easier to bend, but in istanbul it's very much the opposite: people who pay a premium price expect and demand that, in return for their money, they can do whatever they like. merit antique's staff does not even give you second looks when you walk in with the night's "catch". their list prices are, it must be admitted, very high, but if you use an online booking service you can get a double room for around 120 dollars (=100 euros, which is normally my limit).

[Catalyst]

Thanks everyone for all the info.

Priamos,

I should have reconfirmed the all-night deal just before giving her the money. In retrospect I don't know whether it would have been awkward to spend the rest of the day and all night with her or fun. Not sure what I would have done after dinner in a crowded restaurant if she had said "Ok, I'm going now" and she already had my 150. Probably better to start an all night deal in the evening, have fun all night, and then see the town with her the next day.

Local Expert,

Interesting idea about the alcohol. I would have preferred a non-alcoholic drink, but everything was already so difficult and argumentative without special orders. I know the head and eyebrows gesture for saying no, but didn't think to use it.

Sounds like the way to get the best bang for your buck here is to look for a full time "girlfriend". Next time maybe I'll try out the discos to see if I can do it for free and go to Akseray the next afternoon if not.

Still interested in hearing from anyone who has experience with the $200 Bacardi girls.

[Speed Touch]

well, here's my fir report on istanbul - a bit late, but i had to register.

first of all a big thanks to bunny hopper, local expert, no commit and vegamars whose reports last year proved invaluable.

i was there on the easter holidays (april 9 - 12). i've read most of the board on istanbul, so had a well prepared agenda.

arrived bang on time on friday afternoon, got the visa at the airport (10gbp), and then looked for the chemist in the airport. i found it but was too embarrassed to go in and ask for viagra, as there were some very young men and women behind the counter and it was busy.

i was staying at the holiday inn, atakoy, so knew about the shuttle bus. i hung around, and no bus came, so i got a taxi (was very cheap) to the hotel. i checked in, paid extra for breakfast and in turned out to be $80 for each night.

i went to the room, and i could see the seperate entrances that bunny hopper mentioned in his report, but these were locked with sign saying to use the main entrance/exit by reception. a shame because i don't like being stopped by reception when brining a chick back.

so to the room. well i booked a double and it really was amazing, esp fo $80 per night. unpacked, showered, had a look at a map, and hopped into a cab and headed for aksaray. had a walk around, found a chemist, popped in and bought some viagra (checed the pzfizer logo, sealed) - cost 64mill. i had a hand drawn map of the area, but did get lst in the back streets where all the car parts shops are.

i ended outside big pub, and i had directions or imrak. i asked a local for the mesipasa cadesa. he pointed me in the right direction. i didn't venture into big pub, as imrak was first on my list. i got there in 2 mins.

at imrak i took a table outside and could cleary see there were women of the night there. i had a drink or two, just looking around. i could see that imrak is split into two restaurants. i sat on the left hand side if your looking at imrak. the waiter mentioned the other was different. does anybody know of this? anyway i called the waiter and asked him if i could be seated inside as there was a women who i liked who went to sit inside. once inside i asked the waiter to ask her to the table, so he did. she ordered a drink. she was from russia..nice blonde girl. the overnight at ny hotel was 230million. seemed fine, so we left. the bill was 45million, seemend very steep, but i paid it, and on the way out the waiter asked for a tip, i just laughed at him. the taxi to the hotel took forever as friday night traffic t atakoy was really bad. she ket on asking of the hotel would be ok with her. i said es, no probelm - but i didn't reall have a clue! so taxi cam to 15 mill. we go past reception no problem.

she stayed to 9am, everyhting was ok, but her body was not great.. her name was jana. after the first round i tried half a viagra. it did something, but wasn't that great.

saturday, went shoping and ended up in aksaray. i had my camera and went to check out the sw sceen around the phone booths opposite big pub. took a few pictures and saw one or two sw around, not great looking though so i went to big pub. as i arrived the gut searched me and wanted to know what was in my bag. as soon as he found out i was a tourist he let me n without looking in my bag. i had a drink (with nuts!) looked aroung saw a few girls and decided to go to imrak. had some food at imrak, they were glad to see me back. i didn't pick a girl and this time the bill was 20mill.

i went to big pub, and it was quite lively, locals dancing. all the table were budy, so you had to share on of the four seater tables. i saw some nice women in there, so got a waiter to send a rose over to her. oce he did, he wanted 10mill. i thought this was too much so he said 5 mill. i gave him 10 and he gave me 5 back (but a fake note, which i didn't see till the next day). anyway i call the girl over and she sits next to me. the guy next to me moved opposite to make room for her. he became friendly and basically brokered the deal between me and her. her name was rosa, a stunning girl from kyrgyzstan (chinese looking, russian speaking). anyway we agreed on 130mill for 2 hours. off in the taxi we went. there are taxi's waiting outside bib pub, but i think these may rip you off. so, past reception no problem.

she was awesome. i took half a viagra 20 mins before this time, and it worked well. i asking about staing all night, but she said tommorow and gave me her mobile. she asked for 20mill for the taxi when she left. so in all 150million to her. note the taxi prices go up after 9/10pm.

so, onto sunday. i thought i hand aroung the sw to see what the deal was. i saw a good looking one and approached her. she wanted 20mill, and said 20mill for the hotel. i agreed and walked off with her. we walked into a place called the blue hotel. they took my passport and 20mill and we went in the lift with a porter. porter showed us the crappy room, and asked if i wanted a drink..to which i said no. then has asked for 5mill for the condoms...i gave him this. then he asked for a tip, and by this stage the sw was pushing him out the room. anyway, she took her jeans half way down and stick a condom on and exected me to do it while she played with her mobile. i didn't as her attitude was crap so i ripped to condom off and told her to go. she left the room, then i got dressed, went downstars got my passport and left. be careful these women are a rip off for non-turks. i live and learn.

so, i went for a walk, and later to imrak. had dinner, didn't see anything i liked, so i caleld rosa from the night before. as rosa didn't speak english she gave the phone to her friend an i arranged to meet her in big pub at 10pm.

i got to big pub around 8.30 and saw two chicks i liked, but not wanted to get ripped off, i asked them both inidivually how much for two hours. both said 130,but didn't want to go to atakoy as they said it was too far for 2 hours. i wished i had stayed closer. they both said that we could go to a temporaty hotel for a cost of 40mill, but i declined saying that i left my passport in the hotel.

later rosa turned up and sat opposite me. she got her friend to interprete and even thougth we agreed on 230mill the night before for her to stay with me overnight, her friend translated that rosa said that this was "too" little and wanted 250mill. i agreed and we left. at the hotel i took a full viagra, and for the next 3/4 hours i was solid and she loved every minute. the hotel even had a powecut in between but we carried on screwing. she gave a great uncovered blow job a kissed awesome. she had big fake boobs, but she had a good body as well as being a stunner.

she left at 9am and never asked fo taxi fare. i got a pic of her, semi dressed. very nice.

i asked reception about the shuttle bus to the airport and booked it for 3pm. i checked out left my bags there and wen shopping locally.

overall i found istabul very good for mongering, but i can see the rip offs are off putting. i found big pub better than imrak for girls, and it seemed easier to talk to them(or call them over) there.

i was always quoted 200$ for an overnight, and only one girl budged from this in big pub, but said she would leave at 6am. i turned her down as i do love it once in the morning!

i see that i need to check out gold can, as well as a few other places mentioned recently. i'm sure i'll be back soon.

would be good to meet up with a few fellow mongers. i'm thinking of going back for a weekend very soon. can anyone recommend a girl friendly hotel closer to aksaray than the holiday inn atakoy?

speed touch

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