Kyiv

[VinDici]

Thanks..

https://keksik.net/a/w6b2D1o9

This one will come to your apartment, give you a very decent massage, done in a professional manner, not a half hearted scrape of the fingers, after which handjob, blowjob or full service is available. You can make the booking via Telegram (in russian) and she speaks a little english.

[PhotoSlider]

Thanks. Can you tell me how I can find an "apartment" where I have a choice of girls?

Seems you are sexually mature already. Read back 25-50 pages on this Forum, then trial and error. No food would be pre-digested / regurgitated for you.

Price for massage and a blow job would be most likely the same as a full service. At least so I was told while being completely drunk, and ordering the girl for an outcall. I told the dispatcher (via Viber), that I am unlikely to have the actual classic intercourse. Dispatcher responded with:

- Well, same price anyway. Are you OK with that?

And I asked:

- How long for the delivery of two casting candidates please?

Ended up having the beautiful blonde doggie style anyway, because she skillfully raised me from the dead.

[RebelMc74]

Thanks. Can you tell me how I can find an "apartment" where I have a choice of girls?

AFAIK, Kiev is not the right city for that kind of request / service. Maybe there are apartments, where the girls will do both. Massage and the blowjob, NP. But none of the businesses specifically advertised as massage would do oral on-site. Maybe unofficial cuni, if you are lucky, but not a blowjob.

Happy end AKA a hand job, or jerking you off, is typical for those establishments, but why bother? You can do the same yourself, maybe even better. And if you add more money, you can even have full service in the comfort of your own apartment.

English is not much of a problem over messengers like Viber and WhatsApp, but it may result in a higher billing rate.

Correct me if I'm wrong, gentlemen!

[PhotoSlider]

Hi guys,

I will be in Kiev next week and I'm looking for a massage parlor where I can choose the girl, and there oral is offered. Though not necessarily full service. I only speak English. Can anybody (please) make any recommendations? Thanks so much.

AFAIK, Kiev is not the right city for that kind of request / service. Maybe there are apartments, where the girls will do both. Massage and the blowjob, NP. But none of the businesses specifically advertised as massage would do oral on-site. Maybe unofficial cuni, if you are lucky, but not a blowjob.

Happy end AKA a hand job, or jerking you off, is typical for those establishments, but why bother? You can do the same yourself, maybe even better. And if you add more money, you can even have full service in the comfort of your own apartment.

English is not much of a problem over messengers like Viber and WhatsApp, but it may result in a higher billing rate.

Correct me if I'm wrong, gentlemen!

[RebelMc74]

Hi guys,

I will be in Kiev next week and I'm looking for a massage parlor where I can choose the girl, and there oral is offered. Though not necessarily full service. I only speak English. Can anybody (please) make any recommendations? Thanks so much.

[NorskKing]

What a shock. Bad information from P.S. This should be expected.

Not sure if you framed the sentence to provoke someone, but does not sound healthy. PhotoSlider helped me out with this dispatcher number which I used a lot before the pandemic. After the pandemic, I got busy with semi pros, stripclubs and massage parlors so never got the chance or mood to use it. They most likely got a new number as there are tons of tourists here in Kiev.

[PhotoSlider]

Hi fellow mongers,

I had to come to Kiev again on an unplanned trip. The phone number I had along with the dispatcher number that Photoslider gave are no more functional. I got a bit bored of massages and stripclubs. So, I need some help from anyone who feels generous enough to PM me a functional number where I can call and ask to send few girls to select. Thanks in advance and if anything interesting happens, I will surely report it here.

It has been stated on this forum that many if not most of the apartments have been shut down.

Not sure when I gave you the number, perhaps 3-4 years ago. No hard feelings at all, as I am sure you realize that nothing is forever in Kiev, and that's the beauty of it.

Yet, "Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!" I retired 6 of my regulars since April, and today 3 others materialized out of the thin air and messaged me. One was barely 18 from long time ago, one is ballerina, and one is a barber girl. That latter one I want to fuck oh so badly, I almost sense it physically. The first one used to be an hourly girl with certain aspirations, then I was able to extract her for dedicated personal use, then she had her own adventures, and now is a civilian. The other two are civilians for sure, always been. So more the reason to pursue.

Anyway, best of luck in your endeavors!

[DramaFree11]

Hi fellow mongers,

I had to come to Kiev again on an unplanned trip. The phone number I had along with the dispatcher number that Photoslider gave are no more functional. I got a bit bored of massages and stripclubs. So, I need some help from anyone who feels generous enough to PM me a functional number where I can call and ask to send few girls to select. Thanks in advance and if anything interesting happens, I will surely report it here.

What a shock. Bad information from P.S. This should be expected.

[NorskKing]

Hi fellow mongers,

I had to come to Kiev again on an unplanned trip. The phone number I had along with the dispatcher number that Photoslider gave are no more functional. I got a bit bored of massages and stripclubs. So, I need some help from anyone who feels generous enough to PM me a functional number where I can call and ask to send few girls to select. Thanks in advance and if anything interesting happens, I will surely report it here.

[VinDici]

I planning to go Kiev early September. Any one that knows how hotel works during covid time? Is it possible to bring girls to the room or is it restrictions due to covid. My plan is Radisson.

I was there last year in a hotel during high covid season, there was no problem bringing girls in. Worst case scenario, grease the palm of the security.

If it was a big concern, you should've booked an AirBnB or Dobovo apartment instead. If you have the chance to cancel, you might want to do this to preempt any possible issues.

[PhotoSlider]

...I never saw police stopping people for no reason (especially foreigners partying in above average clubs / restaurants). Just use common sense and don't roll with pockets full of drugs (especially drunk or high), don't smoke weed openly in public places...

Police does stop, even foreigners. Not that much lately, but in the past some unlucky foreigners in the middle of K street asked police for directions, policemen suggested to give them a ride. Those guys boarded the police vehicle, and then guess what, got locked up for awhile, and bribe extortion unfolded.

Yeah, the best advice you gave, don't play a cowboy. Ukraine is not Netherlands.

Have a phone number of your Embassy programmed in the mobile. Call right away, and start talking in the foreign language, even if it's an answering machine.

[Mika999]

I planning to go Kiev early September. Any one that knows how hotel works during covid time? Is it possible to bring girls to the room or is it restrictions due to covid. My plan is Radisson.

[Ivan Buyan]

It is good, Ivan, that you honestly stated the drugs were part of the event. They probably paid off the protection cover fee to police, yet I am curious, - what is the jail term for doing coke in Ukraine? Could they force anybody to take a test if busted?

I've heard there are regular lingerie fashion shows. Also attended myself the show with jerseys of the biggest football clubs modeled by young ladies with nothing else on them, etc. Kiev is as vibrant as ever.

Hey guys,

I hope this answer covers few questions I got in regards to my last post.

1) Where I found out about the party. OMG announces almost all their parties here https://t.me/ohmygirlseng but some parties are only for loyal customers and you get invited to them in a privtae message from their support team. To become a loyal customer you need. You guessed it it right SPEND MONEY inside their app / bot.

2) The prices were - $300 if you want to pay alcohol separately on the bar and $500 for unlimited alcohol.

3) Drugs (coke, weed and MDMA is what I saw there) - I want to state it clearly that noone was dealing drugs there and official party rules did not allow any drugs, but rich people (check entrance prices above) party with coke all over the world. It is a big no-no in Ukraine since even weed is illegal here. Few words though. Noone was taking drugs openly on the public but rest rooms were full of people doing them. The party was inside a huge apartment, so it was not a public place that's why police simply could not get in for no reason.

Things I want to share about drugs in Ukraine (I really hope you don't take them but in case you do, this info may be useful).

A) In case you are busted high as a scyscrapper on weed / speed / acid or anything else. If you are not driving and don't have anything on you, nothing will happen. Do not play a cowboy but simply say that you found something and you consumed it. They can not take you to jail or fine you for being high but! If you were driving under influence, then you may have serious troubles. I can only advice to call your lawyer.

B) If you are busted high and you have something on you. If "something" is weed, you may try to play a full and tell you did not know it was illegal in UA and you need to take it againt pain (or you have a condition) and simply try to "solve the issue=bribe" here, without going to police station. It may work out cause having under 5 g of weed in Ukraine is not a criminal offense in Ukraine BUT police corruption always has 2 sides. 1 side. You can try to bribe and it will work, 2nd side. Police will add more amount to your joint and will try to make a shit load of money out of you. So its up to you and how you feel the situtation. My only advice. Don't play a cowboy.

C) You are busted with coke / mdma / pills / amphetamine or any other heavier shit. If it is coke. Boom, you are a money bag. Coke is 150-200 dollar a gram in Kyiv and chances are you are busted by true cops who will not try to make you pay a huge bribe and will take you to the station and only God knows what is going to happen there, but in most cases, they will try to make you pay here and now.

It all may sound scary but the truth is. I never saw police stoping people for now reason (especially foreigners partying in above average clubs / restaurants). Just use common sense and don't roll with pockets full of drugs (especially drunk or high), don't smoke weed openly in public places.

Few more words about coke. If you are offered something under 150 dollar a gram, then 99,99% this will be some amphetamine or other shit which will be keeping you awake for 24+ hours and I offer you to keep away from it since noone knows how they make this shit (it is very popular among prostitutes).

P.S. I have no idea where to buy drugs, please don't ask me these questions.

[Ivan Buyan]

You blindly believe everything that they teach you, don't you?

I do not want to argue over the history but. Are you serious?

I don't want to see anything of that kind on this beloved forum that is all about sex and good time.

For me and my people it was a tragedy. I believe this dude is just a nasty fake news spammer who appeared out of nowhere with links to some old Kiev forum which is full of broke losers and unmoderated fake info posts.

Is there a "report button" to make moderators take a closer look at this dude and wipe him away?

[VinDici]

NAZI sympathizers and anyone that supports them are the worst kind of garbage.

Agree, I do not want to associate with Nazi scum.