Kyiv

[GetsZa]

Hi,

I am back in Kiev the 2nd time. I had quite a few salon contacts the last time I was here in December 2020. However all the numbers are changed. Can anyone provide me with some new numbers or point me in the direction of a website I can find it. Thanks. I prefer salons than strip club because its easier to choose the girls.

[Fred54]

In the last 2 weeks, 2 people have texted me asking me for help finding girls in Kiev. Kiev has sucked for many years, please read my reports.

Others lie and claim Kiev is this paradise. Kiev is very average at best.

The guys that lie and exaggerate should be ashamed of themselves.

I won't fight with you but as a newbie, with my first trip in Kiev in August I can say Kiev is amazing, it's not difficult at all to find girls, and if I compare with what we have in France or Luxembourg, these girls are beautiful and not expensive at all.

A nice looking Ukrainian girl will ask at least 300€/ h + options, you can rise easily 500/€ for this type or girl, so in Ukraine when a girl asks 50-80/ hour, that's fine for me.

I was not here when the girl were at 30€/ hour, and I was not here 25 years ago when Ukraine started to open, but it still worth the time and money.

Of course if you want to spend max 5€ for a girl, I strongly suggest you to move to Africa, in non touristic countries, where girls come to you for nothing.

Don't see any offense, but which type of men ask for help and can't find a girl in Kiev? When I read here a guy asking if he must carry à 5 or 10 K€ watch with an Armani costume, I laugh.

The man wants to buy a girl? Sorry it's not the good country. You call them prostitute? Sorry again wrong country. You should go to Amsterdam or Germany in a FKK.

I have this kind of men at work. Especially in financial companies. The guy has a 100 k€ company car, a nice watch, the latest iPhone full option but this guy is not able to change by himself the password of the email system on his phone, and at least once per week doesn't remember the login / password of his computer.

So what? Money doesn't help to be smart and intelligent.

I even meet a girl, beginning of 20's, amazing body, not a sex machine but very good in and out of bed, who doesn't give me a price.

She came and asked me to help her for the price I want. And the second meeting was the same, she came, I gave what I wanted and the girl was also happy with, and some good chocolate.

I will meet her again with pleasure in a few weeks.

This is the report of a newbie.

[Ringudor]

On the Friday, I visited Princess. I was astonished! There were many ladies well above average and 2-3 stunners that I was literally left with my mouth open. The drinks are way more expensive and I didn't do a private dance. I will go again tonight though for a few drinks and a private to close my Kyiv vacation.

Problem in princess is that cabins were private dances are done, look so dark, then you cannot enjoy the view of the girl, also some girls said me there are cameras in this cabins.

[Vwe86]

Hello,

This is my first post, however I have been reading this forum sporadically for several years.

I am just writing to mention my experiences in Kiev strip clubs, namely Rio and Princess.

I was not looking for take out, just to spend my evening looking at beautiful ladies.

For other newbies in the forum, the strips clubs in Kiev are very professional and as long as you are not an idiot and follow the very simple rules, you probably won't have a problem.

So, Thursday evening, I had dinner and drinks in the city and headed to Rio to close the evening. There were around 20 ladies, most average to good looking. They looked like they were having fun and were friends with each other, which is a huge plus for me. The ladies dance one song and move to the next station (there were 3 stations in total). Because it was early, they all congregated at the last station and were chatting, dancing and generally enjoying their evening. The bar manager was very helpful, professional and looked kind of fun. I liked him. I had a private dance with a half-Armenian lady which was the most fun of all girls. Two drinks and a private. Total damage with entrance and tips was 2000 uah. Not bad for a fun night out.

On the Friday, I visited Princess. I was astonished! There were many ladies well above average and 2-3 stunners that I was literally left with my mouth open. The drinks are way more expensive and I didn't do a private dance. I will go again tonight though for a few drinks and a private to close my Kyiv vacation.

If you are reading this post and have not been to Kyiv, please come. It's an amazing city in itself and is worth visiting.

[DramaFree11]

In the last 2 weeks, 2 people have texted me asking me for help finding girls in Kiev. Kiev has sucked for many years, please read my reports.

Others lie and claim Kiev is this paradise. Kiev is very average at best.

The guys that lie and exaggerate should be ashamed of themselves.

[Raj Chopra1976]

Appreciate your efforts sir.

Apartments. For many years there used to be around 30 apartments around city center (tochka) managed by 1 guy (Vasya) with a price range of 1500 4000 UAH. My 2 favorite places was 42 Vasilkovskaya and 13 Kreschatik. This business model had collapsed about a year ago, but not due to COVID. One of my friends told me that Vasya had to give up or sell this business to get local officials of his back so as of today there are only 10 locations and under "new management" the quality of girls went downhill dramatically. I've visited 5 places and none of the girls looked above 5. For many years some local Kiev girls come work in apartments to raise some cash overnight. Or girls from other cities for start-up in capital city and Now it looks like all apartments are stuffed with average looking "village" type of girls. I mean not ugly but also not fuckable to my standards. So, my Apartment Score = zero.

Tips for newbies:..

[CheckItOut1337]

Has anyone tried sexbombua before? Pictures seem fake to me so I am skeptical.

[RebelMc74]

Final report for my trip. I visited Retro Salon and met "Linda" for a "VIP express" massage. This was 90 minutes and included a bottle of far-too-sweet-but-gets-more-palatable-as-you-drink-it bubble stuff which I shared with her as well as a shower with her. The room had the shower in it which was great because it saves the awkward walking about the place with a towel.

We took the full 90 minutes. Linda didn't speak much English but we got by with the aid of Google translate. She was sexy and slow with the massage and I got the massage and caress her. It was great. I asked if she might offer oral but that was politely turned down.

All in all a really nice experience - 8/10. Would have been even better if extras had been on offer.

One other thing. I made an appointment via WhatsApp but they made me wait outside the door for quite a while. Like 10 mins. I was about to give up when they finally opened the door.

[NorskKing]

This is few weeks old report as I did not manage to get time to write it. Some tiny tiny details might be lost but most of the details are intact.

First day I went to princess stripclub near the maiden. This option as many times mentioned is only for those who are feeling that their pockets are heavy enough to throw away some money just to explore this option. This stripclub had many quality girl and the moment I went in, they gave me a table. Entrance is 400 I think and you do not need to pay first as all the payment is done in the end. After watching couple of songs with all the talent dancing, I asked the girl whose name sounded like "Rabdana". She was pretty, young and with right amount of curves at the right places to my liking. I ordered some food, Wine for her and few drinks for me and the talking started. I told her the first thing "Rabdana, I am not desperate to have sex, I want to have a nice slow and fun evening with a fun company. If you want to have a fun night, with decent earnings with me, then just relax and have fun drinking talking, eating and smoking. " She looked at me for 10 seconds and said "I will have to tell the other guy who is waiting for me that I am unavailable today". That reply told me that she understood what I said. The whole night I spent a the amount equal to three lapdances in Norway but apparently equal quite a lot in Ukraine. I know, the argument of not spoiling the girls, but I was there not as sex desperate but to enjoy the company of girls and drink. In the end there were three girls, we ordered hookah, some food and drinks and there were two club managers ladies that day who just came now and then to chat, I ordered lapdance with two girls but the third girl came in for free. I sucked their nipples as if there was a last drop of juice of immortality stuck inside them and they loved it. The hookah makes me a bit dizzy as I am not a smoker so I left early at 2 AM. Slept without sex, but just having sex without other fun is boring.

Day 2.

I went to couple (three) of erotic massages, just google it and it will show you a map of every massage place. One of them stand out which VIP erotic massage behind the Mac Donalds on the Khreschatyk street. The reception lady was trying to sell 2500 UAH stuff, but I said I wanted 1800 UAH stuff because I was predecided to give 500 UAH tip if the girl allows to let me touch her more than other allow it. She said her name was Lillia said she is 18 but looked 20, very firm body maybe 5'6'. We showered together, blah blah blah and then when the massage started, I gave her 500 UAH telling her that I want to finger her. She said no to finger but light touch. Slowly 30 minutes into the massage she was in 69 position and I started to finger her. There was 0 resistance to it. She was also slowly starting to get wet and when the pussy eventually get wet, you know she is enjoying it too. Then I started to press her anal hole with the other hand's finger and again 0 resistance. Surprised but what the heck, I continued. I normally do not like anal or fingering there as I do not know if it is clean or not, but she was very ready for that kind of action. In the end I was sweating fingering in two holes with a lot of enthusiasm and she screamed to climax. The reception lady knocked the door shouting "no touching." Yeah right. I finished soon after and fucking shit in my head that I kissed her bye, thanking but did not take her number. Fuck, donno what was going on in my head then. Rest of the night was hanging out at some clubs and bars with a show around girl who turned out to be useless pro with no wibes. I do not seem desperate with anyone but she was more focused in getting me to expensive restaurants and bars which I always do from my work. I booked her to show me more hidden places which I do not visit often on business trips.

Day 3 and 4.

Met a girl in Puzata hata when she laughed looking at table where I had three bowls of borscht soup along with other stuff. What can I do? I drain so much juices in these trips and I love this soup. The moment she smiled and sat next to my table, I knew that I need to take her back. I showed my finger to the seat opposite to me on the same table and she took the bait. Easy peasy.

Nothing much happened that day with Aline (not her real name) as she is a keeper now. We walked here and there and talked with her broken English. But exchanged numbers and promised to meet next day but she kissed like a lover to say bye (surprised again as I was not expecting it but ill take it). Next day after lunch at 11 mirrors or something we went back to my place and there was a lot of sex and ordering food and sex and ordering food until 8 PM. It seemed like she felt it as a holiday getaway and I was having the time of my life. She said she had to leave at 8 and I slipped her 4000 UAH which is nothing to what I experienced. Her genuine attempt to show that she is not for money was cute, but of course in the end she took it. Her attempt to portray herself as she did not do this for money was very cute and entertaining. Maybe she didn't, maybe she did, who cares, I need to keep her happy and make her to look forward to come to me again in a heartbeat when I message her. That predictability costs me something, and I am totally fine with it.

Need to go now, so will cover the rest later. Sorry.

Also, Thanks to all the generous members who replied to my query for contacts. Thank you very much. I could not materialize most of it, but I took the contacts. More info later.

[CheckItOut1337]

So in just a few days I will travel to Kyiv with some friends. I met a girl on Tinder, I would give her a 7 in the looks department. Cute but not super hot but that doesn't bother me. We talked a few times and she send me quite a few pictures and video that all seem legit unlike 95% you can find on other sites. She offered to visit including fun time (we talked about the details) for a little support (2300 for 3 h). My plan is now to do a videocall with her when I am in the city, pick her up at the subway station or some public sight, grab a tea or coffee somewhere for a shot chat and then bring her back to my place.

What are your thoughts and how would you proceed here to make sure she is for real and not a scammer?

[RebelMc74]

Well I had a better experience today. I found Eva on RelaxKiev - https://relaxkiev.com/en/41929.

It is her (or somebody like her) in the photos. She communicated quickly via WhatsApp and she speaks pretty decent English. I met her at her apartment and paid for an hour (3000). She was bubbly and fun and we had a shower together then several positions on the bed. Including two I had never tried before (It was passionate and fun and she seemed to be into it.

The only downside was that I paid for an hour was but in and out in less than 40 minutes.

Still it was much better than my other experiences. 7/10. I would repeat.

Hi guys,

Just a quick post to tell you about my lack of success (so far). I decided to go for some erotic massages over my time here. Mainly because there seem to be so many inexpensive options and I want a line up sow I can choose my girl.

I did my homework and was in touch via WhatsApp with one place (fiesta massage) before I even arrived. They seemed great and answered my questions in good English. I expected to go there on my first night but when I arrived they stopped answering WhatsApp and didn't take calls!

I switched to Relax Massage. This was tricky to find but I did get there. I picked a tall beautiful woman with short cropped white hair. I paid extra for a shower with her (2100 in total). The shower was nice but cramped and not especially sexy. The massage was slow and perfectly nice but also not especially erotic. She then moved to to erotic part after I turned over. It was. Again - perfectly nice but nothing special and I certainly didn't feel like we had any connection. Her English was poor which of course didn't help. All in all 6/10 - could do better..

[VinDici]

Somehow I do not find Kiev being prescriptive. It is more like fly fishing. One day you have the best time of your life, and the next, no matter how hard you try, nothing bites..

This is very true and accurately summarises my experience.

[PhotoSlider]

They seemed great and answered my questions in good English. I expected to go there on my first night but when I arrived they stopped answering WhatsApp and didn't take calls!

I am still chatting with the girl who I met through that Relax massage. She told me with a great smile and pride in her voice:

- Yeah, we worked when we wanted. And when we didn't want to, we simply shut down the whole shop and left, no matter what officially posted schedule was!

Ukrainians are definitely not Germans when it comes to discipline. But I was lucky to have her, no regrets. That happened in June 2014, when I had a 36 hours stopover in Kiev between Athens and Amsterdam, and managed to squeeze in 6 girls, including a nice threesome in the end. On the last call we had 4 girls in my apartment for me and my friend. First he ordered 2, but I didn't like either, he picked one, and the other one decided to stick around. Then I ordered 2 more, same story, except the better girl that I chose politely said:

- Let's take her with us in the bedroom. It's not good to leave her behind.

And I thought what the hell! Let's try. Turned out great.

Anyway, apologies for going on the tangent yet again. The point I tried to make, Ukrainian massage parlors do not adhere to any particular schedule. But at least 3 of my best regulars I picked at Relax, Topless, and another massage place that is long time gone. The approach is simple: if it works, great, try to get her phone number to date outside, and pay less. If it doesn't, no worries, try a different girl, and keep trying until I hit the good one.

If time is limited, do not go to Kiev.

[RebelMc74]

Hi guys,

Just a quick post to tell you about my lack of success (so far). I decided to go for some erotic massages over my time here. Mainly because there seem to be so many inexpensive options and I want a line up sow I can choose my girl.

I did my homework and was in touch via WhatsApp with one place (fiesta massage) before I even arrived. They seemed great and answered my questions in good English. I expected to go there on my first night but when I arrived they stopped answering WhatsApp and didn't take calls!

I switched to Relax Massage. This was tricky to find but I did get there. I picked a tall beautiful woman with short cropped white hair. I paid extra for a shower with her (2100 in total). The shower was nice but cramped and not especially sexy. The massage was slow and perfectly nice but also not especially erotic. She then moved to to erotic part after I turned over. It was. Again - perfectly nice but nothing special and I certainly didn't feel like we had any connection. Her English was poor which of course didn't help. All in all 6/10 - could do better.

Next night I booked with Redlight Massage. A bit tricky to arrange because I had to call them and then they whatsapped me back from a new number. I picked a young slim beautiful girl (Yulia) who smiled at me sweetly and paid 1100. I thought I was going to include a shower with her but she didn't join. The massage was about 10 minutes on my back having my calves rubbed and then about 10 minutes more on my front. This part was great. She straddled me, cupped my balls and looked into my eyes as she kept me on the edge. But the whole thing was far too quick. I was out the door less than 40 minutes after I arrived and that included another shower at the end. 5/10.

I will hope for better another time.

[PhotoSlider]

https://keksik.net/a/w6b2D1o9

This one will come to your apartment, give you a very decent massage, done in a professional manner, not a half hearted scrape of the fingers, after which handjob, blowjob or full service is available. You can make the booking via Telegram (in russian) and she speaks a little english.

Tastes certainly differ, and keksik or ukrgo would surely have a wide spectrum of offerings based on age preference, services, provider honesty and work ethics, etc.

Somehow I do not find Kiev being prescriptive. It is more like fly fishing. One day you have the best time of your life, and the next, no matter how hard you try, nothing bites.

Trial and error, just like mongering anywhere else around the globe.