Kyiv

[Paulie97]

In the midst of every crisis, lies great opportunity. Einstein said.

But to go there during a cisis is brave or idiotic. Whereas both comes close.

Just stay in your shelter. I assume (but its a very private assumption) the Russkies will not flatten Kiev.

It's hilarious mentioning Einstein in the same breath as going into a war zone for the purpose of hunting for cheap pussy. No the Russians won't "flatten Kiev" but they are tearing it up good, and will continue to do so until they achieve their aims.

[Paulie97]

Thanks for your report Uke Boy. Updates much appreciated as well. Stay safe

I've heard of bargain hunting but you guys have taken it to another level. After this adventure you might want to check out Venezuela for some even better deals.

3 to 5 dollars, if that much.

[Paulie97]

They Ukraine government has called for all people to join the resistance efforts against the Russians. In our group we are all over the age of 60, there are 2 military veterans. However we did not come to defend Ukraine and lose our lives but to find non-pros.

For me there's no pussy or bargain pricing for the same worth such risks to life and limb.

[Lucky Nuts]

I am still here in Kiev and going nowhere. The situation is very tense, chaotic and completely uncertain. Only food stores and pharmacies are open, at least for now. Everything else is closed, as are offices. No above-ground transport is working but the metro is, very few cars about except to possibly leave the city for places in the west of Ukraine. However, the metro stations are also being used as bomb shelters except those which are located above ground, primarily on the Left Bank. A real nightmare. No thoughts about the hobby now, only that of getting through this alive and well.

As for some irony, the Penthouse Strip Club on Velyka Vasylkivska is also an official bomb shelter!

Thanks for your report Uke Boy. Updates much appreciated as well. Stay safe

Hello all,

We saw the news about the war and we thought it would be the perfect time to find some non-pros. We arrived in Ukraine, last week. We are men in our 60's, few of us have served in the military however none of us expected the situation to be as it is now.

Tanks have started moving into Kyiv, just yesterday Martial law was declared and our the ex military man on our team says things are about to get worse. We are not young men, we are over 60 and came here to see if we could find non-pros who were looking for stability in such unstable times.

In regards to women, they are available. Talking to a few and one even moved in with me eventhough I have not been here long. However she is very scared about the current situation, I am scared too. I do my best to hide it but the reading news and hearing about bombings is causing my ulcers to trigger. I hope I do not die in this country.

I've heard of bargain hunting but you guys have taken it to another level. After this adventure you might want to check out Venezuela for some even better deals.

[Sorbonne]

Whoever's on the ground, consider yourself to be lucky. How many times do you get to experience such a situation? It's an experience of a lifetime!

On top of that, you get to f* like there's no tomorrow. In early summer 2020 during the height of the pandemic I headed out to Kyiv and did exactly that! It was great. You won't regret!

[HulaHoops]

To all the men thinking of coming to Ukraine for easy pussy, my answer quickly: Not worth it whatsoever. If I had known the situation was like this, I would honestly have never come. People are actually dying here, in Kiev because of Russian shelling. There is an actual threat to life. Coming here for pussy, is not worth it.

Summary:

We came as a group of about 5 of us. We are all over 60 and some in the group have actual military experience. We thought Putin was just posturing and that there was no chance in hell, he would actually send troops / tanks in.

We were completely wrong. We are in Kiev right now and they are tanks. Kiev and Kharkov are both surrounded by Russian soldiers and are under heavy shelling.

People on this board / the average newsreader doesn't understand how bad the situation is right now. For once, I would say the American media is downplaying how bad the situation in Kiev is. Electricity is sporadic. Internet is sporadic. Right now I am posting through a VPN. Getting access to food is becoming harder and harder. There is no one outside in the streets. Shops are closed, of course the shops are closed. All the shop owners are in the bomb shelter. Everyone is either in the bomb shelter or cowering at home. The streets are empty apart from soldiers. A few days ago, Russian soldiers wearing Ukrainian clothes were found and executed. They are plenty more like that. I am sure you have seen the video of a Russian tank running over a man who is in a car. That is just the tip of the iceberg, there are more atrocities being committed that are not recorded. Everyone here is fearful, the men and the women are really scared. Sex is just not on their mind.

Let me put this in a way that people on this board will understand, well the Americans at least.

The 3 most populated states in the US are California, Texas and Florida. Imagine you were residing in one of those states and the army of an opposing country had surrounded all 3 of those states. Not just an army as well, an army that you know is bigger / stronger than the army of your country. Also imagine, that you were under shelling, missile fire and most of your friends / families were in bomb shelters. That is the current situation in Ukraine! The 3 most populated cities are surrounded by the Russian army and are under shelling. Would sex be on your mind? Do you think the women in these cities would be up for meeting a foreigner in his 50's /60's for sex? Of course not. That's the fact I have now realized. If Putin didn't invade, I would be here enjoying cheap (or even free) sex with beautiful women and there would be no competition.

Further expanding on the sex situation. There is no sex to be had here, I can't go to a bomb shelter. As I would definitely not be having any sex in a bomb shelter. The women here are just too stressed out. The woman I have met, is actually an old acquaintance of a friend of mine. She is in her 50's, not a beauty in the least to be honest. However in times like these, one can't be choosy. I did not come here to sleep with an overweight 50 year old Ukrainian woman, I could have slept with a woman in her 50's back at home and there would be no threat to my life. The young women are not interested, they are scared and focused on survival. To be honest, I don't blame them. Plus also something that is new that I have not noticed before. There is a deep distrust / hate of foreigners. We are all white, from western countries and before we were welcomed in Ukraine. Now, they are looking at us with disdain and wondering what we are doing here. As a group we have almost had numerous fights with Ukrainian men, questioning our motives and accusing us of being foreign spies. They also blame / hate us for our countries not intervening to stop Putin. I have never been in a country where people are racist to white foreigners. This attitude never existed before the war but it is becoming common now.

I would say right now because of:

Actual and high threat to life from Russian army and shelling.

Shops are not open. Electricity and Internet are becoming worse each and every day.

Women here are stressed / scared and focused on survival not sex.

People here have become deeply distrustful, aggressive and hateful at anyone remotely foreign. They blame us. They are angry that are countries are not intervening to stop Putin. We are all white, yet we have had numerous arguments and even almost fights with Ukrainian men and women who question what we are doing in the country. They blame us for our countries not intervening. Of course, this makes sex even harder for foreigners.

These factors above just do not make Ukraine a viable option for mongering any more. Even free sex if you are a white foreigner. Once Putin and his army goes, then maybe it will be better but as of now, I will do my best to survive and leave this country immediately. If Putin did not invade, we would be living like kings here but that is not the case.

[TeFab456]

I am still here in Kiev and going nowhere. The situation is very tense, chaotic and completely uncertain. Only food stores and pharmacies are open, at least for now. Everything else is closed, as are offices. No above-ground transport is working but the metro is, very few cars about except to possibly leave the city for places in the west of Ukraine. However, the metro stations are also being used as bomb shelters except those which are located above ground, primarily on the Left Bank. A real nightmare. No thoughts about the hobby now, only that of getting through this alive and well.

As for some irony, the Penthouse Strip Club on Velyka Vasylkivska is also an official bomb shelter!

Highly valuable source, any further reporting extremely appreciated.

[Wanking]

They Ukraine government has called for all people .

HulaHoops, I find your situation very interesting, and want to ask some questions.

1) how long did you originally plan to stay in Ukraine?

2) any idea how you will get home now?

3) what arrangement did you come to with the woman that moved in with you? Where did you meet her?

Anyway please tell us more about your situation. And stay strong bro. Hopefully you are getting some sex even in this dire situation.

[Jojosun]

It really depends on who you want to ask?

https://ua.usembassy.gov/ukraine-lev...-not-travel-2/

Across the pond https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-Ukraine.html.

Less than 2 weeks ago on 12 Feb When President Zelensky spoke and I Listened. https://news.yahoo.com/warnings-russ...174131863.html.

And demands to see firm proof of a planned invasion.

[Amadeuss]

They Ukraine government has called for all people to join the resistance efforts against the Russians. In our group we are all over the age of 60, there are 2 military veterans. However we did not come to defend Ukraine and lose our lives but to find non-pros.

In the midst of every crisis, lies great opportunity. Einstein said.

But to go there during a cisis is brave or idiotic. Whereas both comes close.

Just stay in your shelter. I assume (but its a very private assumption) the Russkies will not flatten Kiev. They only want to get hold of the system -and then control their puppet there. Similar to Belarus.

Once its over. Then you will have ample opportunities. Good luck! Also to Uke boy.

[EasyEase]

Been to Kiev about 8-10 years many times, and stayed at an Apartment next to Maidan, I watch it in the past ours through live Camera, I salute you man, stay safe and fight for your country. Our thoughts are with all Ukrainian people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPNVm6lNfM

[Jojosun]

Stocks are up as well https://www.ft.com/content/e212c7aa-...7-bea36079dc36 European stocks jump after Russia says some troops returning to base.

Even with The Russian Army changing direction, its not all Doom&Gloom for many Investors and Potential mongers heading to Kiev in late Spring, Summer.

"European markets closed sharply higher today with shares in London leading the region. The FTSE 100 is up 3. 86% while Germany's DAX is up 3. 67% and France's CAC 40 is up 3. 55% ". https://money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/.

[Timmy21]

Uke Boy, I really Salute you for your determination and courage and also for taking the time to post a live report from a warzone.

All the best.

I absolutely second that, I hope everyone stays safe.

[Jojosun]

I am still here in Kiev and going nowhere. The situation is very tense, chaotic and completely uncertain. Only food stores and pharmacies are open, at least for now. Everything else is closed, as are offices. No above-ground transport is working but the metro is, very few cars about except to possibly leave the city for places in the west of Ukraine. However, the metro stations are also being used as bomb shelters except those which are located above ground, primarily on the Left Bank. A real nightmare. No thoughts about the hobby now, only that of getting through this alive and well.

As for some irony, the Penthouse Strip Club on Velyka Vasylkivska is also an official bomb shelter!

Uke Boy, I really Salute you for your determination and courage and also for taking the time to post a live report from a warzone.

All the best.

[Uke Boy]

I am still here in Kiev and going nowhere. The situation is very tense, chaotic and completely uncertain. Only food stores and pharmacies are open, at least for now. Everything else is closed, as are offices. No above-ground transport is working but the metro is, very few cars about except to possibly leave the city for places in the west of Ukraine. However, the metro stations are also being used as bomb shelters except those which are located above ground, primarily on the Left Bank. A real nightmare. No thoughts about the hobby now, only that of getting through this alive and well.

As for some irony, the Penthouse Strip Club on Velyka Vasylkivska is also an official bomb shelter!