Kyiv

[Sorbonne]

Jo, that was then, this is now. I am headed to Prague next week with a current "friend." She has Schengen visas and yet the Czech bastards gave her a one time entry / exit visa that took two weeks to get. We were expecting a multiple given the ravings and rantings of the EU in easing the visa issues, but they also lie big time. They are still holding the screws tight to make sure Ukrainians don't flee to London for jobs. (I know, London is not Schengen but you get the idea).

When I flew my gal, a student, from Kiev to the Caribbean last year, she came through London, where she stayed overnight on the ways to and back from the Caribbean. I suggested that she just slept on chairs at Heathrow, but I was surprised to learn that she was allowed to leave the airport overnight on both ways, even thought she didn't have any visa to UK.

So she got to do some sightseeing in the afternoon in London before she returned to Heathrow to sleep on chairs both nights.

This was all before the Trouble began last November.

Just my two cents.

[Uke Boy]

Back in 2009/2010 Ukrainian girls were asking for US $200 to get a Schengen Visa. At that time they were getting it through the Czech Embassy in Kiev. My guess, the inflated price went to the pockets of some guys at the Embassy there who were bending the strict rules at the time.

A lot of Ukrainians / Russians now fly to Spain / Bulgaria on package tours making it much easier for them to get Schengen visas as they are applying in groups. .

I think new EU directives are making it now much easier for Ukrainians to get Schengen visas.

Here is the link for the Spanish Embassy in Kiev. http://www.espvac-ua.com/.

Jo, that was then, this is now. I am headed to Prague next week with a current "friend." She has Schengen visas and yet the Czech bastards gave her a one time entry / exit visa that took two weeks to get. We were expecting a multiple given the ravings and rantings of the EU in easing the visa issues, but they also lie big time. They are still holding the screws tight to make sure Ukrainians don't flee to London for jobs. (I know, London is not Schengen but you get the idea).

[Uke Boy]

Can you advise how to get the visa, and how much it costs? Can it be obtained in 1 day?

Yes its a good idea fly into girona, have good rest.

The visa itself costs 35 Euros. Can it be obtained in one day? No. Not unless she is an oligarch. It all depends on her status. Does she work, does she own her own apartment does she have a bank account, and if so, now much does she have in the account? She will need documents from her work and bank documents to prove that she will return to Ukraine once her trip ends. Does she have other Schengen visas and if so, then this next one is easier.

Sadly, if she is young, in school or has a low-paying job, attractive and has no visible means of support, and has not ever left Ukraine for the Schengen zone you may be out of luck.

You can try to do something through a travel agency and book a tour. That will be more expensive for you but has a slightly better chance of visa approval but absolutely no guarantee. If you take this avenue, you will need to get an insurance policy returning the money that must be paid up front to the travel agency in case the visa is denied.

I do not know where you are but if you want her to join you, you had better have her in Ukraine do all the fact-finding work to make sure what can or cannot be done. Believe me, people here do this type of investigation every day and very in-depth. It is amazing what they discover.

[How14]

They need a schengen visa.

I'm meeting 2 girls in Barcelona for 4 days each in July. One is a 26 year old blonde from Kiev and the other is a 21 year old brunette from Moscow.

Can you advise how to get the visa, and how much it costs? Can it be obtained in 1 day?

Yes its a good idea fly into girona, have good rest.

[Jojosun]

Does anybody know how much it costs for a Ukrainian passport? I have recently met a girl who is willing to come to Spain with me but she has no passport, she asked for $100 dollars, is this about right? Also what is the time scale?

Which brings me to my second question, I was recently in Spain on the Costa Brava, and I noticed there were lots of Ukrainians / Russians all over the place, I spoke to some Ukrainians who told me they flew from Kiev. When I got home I realised that Wizzair fly to Girona, does anybody know how to obtain a visa for this purpose? Is it shengen or tourist or?

Its my intention to bring the girl to Spain, so, hope you guys can shine some light on this.

Back in 2009/2010 Ukrainian girls were asking for US $200 to get a Schengen Visa. At that time they were getting it through the Czech Embassy in Kiev. My guess, the inflated price went to the pockets of some guys at the Embassy there who were bending the strict rules at the time.

A lot of Ukrainians / Russians now fly to Spain / Bulgaria on package tours making it much easier for them to get Schengen visas as they are applying in groups. .

I think new EU directives are making it now much easier for Ukrainians to get Schengen visas.

Here is the link for the Spanish Embassy in Kiev. http://www.espvac-ua.com/.

[Jojosun]

What can I say. Ukrainians have a way with words. Yeah I've been there. It's in the west of Kiev in a mansion / villa. About 30 minutes from the center by taxi. About 50 grivnas if you call the taxi operator and about 60 to 70 if you hail a cab.

The atmosphere is less seedy than the apartments in the center. The girls all live there and rotate every week, at least that is what they told me.

The hostess / madam also changes not all can speak English.

Once you arrive at the villa, you have to call them to be allowed to enter. You are led to the hall, asked for a drink (coffee was free, but had to pay for a bottled water) and explained the menu, classic 800 hrivna, anal extra 200 hrivna, etc... Then the available girls are asked to positiom themselves on the staircase in lingerie and they introduce themselves. You can ask them some questions (who does anal, who likes to partner with which girl for a lesbi show or trio, etc...)...

Thanks again for the details. This sounds a very good deal for Kiev. A Ukrainian PlayBoy mansion or FKK style of club.

It sounds similar to a Club in Szcezcin Poland, (Palace). It was outside city center, huge place done like a country house with jacuzzis in most rooms. Closed down in 2006.

I am going to phone Ambrazura to find out if they allow a couple M / F. My Donetsk girl is just as excited as I am about the club having read your post and says for this, she will come to Kiev.

Anyway I need my regular taxi driver for the return journey as I don't want to be at the whim of a Mafia Taxi Driver or being stuck out there in the woods.

Jogged my memory. Now I think this club was talked about back in 2009 but the poster didn't mention the name of the Club, unless there is another club with the same setup.

Being in such a location and not getting much publicity here, its customers must be well heeled Ukrainians.

This is the best tip I heard about Kiev for a long time.

[Misterxxx]

Does anybody know how much it costs for a Ukrainian passport? I have recently met a girl who is willing to come to Spain with me but she has no passport, she asked for $100 dollars, is this about right? Also what is the time scale?

Which brings me to my second question, I was recently in Spain on the Costa Brava, and I noticed there were lots of Ukrainians / Russians all over the place, I spoke to some Ukrainians who told me they flew from Kiev. When I got home I realised that Wizzair fly to Girona, does anybody know how to obtain a visa for this purpose? Is it shengen or tourist or?

Its my intention to bring the girl to Spain, so, hope you guys can shine some light on this.

No. Not it's not 100 dollars.

Fast (10 working days) 634 UAH = 54 dollars.

Slowly (30 working days) 377 UAH = 32 dollars.

http://www.passport-ua.org/ua/

[YellowPaul]

Does anybody know how much it costs for a Ukrainian passport? I have recently met a girl who is willing to come to Spain with me but she has no passport, she asked for $100 dollars, is this about right? Also what is the time scale?

Which brings me to my second question, I was recently in Spain on the Costa Brava, and I noticed there were lots of Ukrainians / Russians all over the place, I spoke to some Ukrainians who told me they flew from Kiev. When I got home I realised that Wizzair fly to Girona, does anybody know how to obtain a visa for this purpose? Is it shengen or tourist or?

Its my intention to bring the girl to Spain, so, hope you guys can shine some light on this.

They need a schengen visa.

I'm meeting 2 girls in Barcelona for 4 days each in July. One is a 26 year old blonde from Kiev and the other is a 21 year old brunette from Moscow.

[How14]

Does anybody know how much it costs for a Ukrainian passport? I have recently met a girl who is willing to come to Spain with me but she has no passport, she asked for $100 dollars, is this about right? Also what is the time scale?

Which brings me to my second question, I was recently in Spain on the Costa Brava, and I noticed there were lots of Ukrainians / Russians all over the place, I spoke to some Ukrainians who told me they flew from Kiev. When I got home I realised that Wizzair fly to Girona, does anybody know how to obtain a visa for this purpose? Is it shengen or tourist or?

Its my intention to bring the girl to Spain, so, hope you guys can shine some light on this.

[Epicurus]

Thank you Epicurus for the link. Never heard of this place mentioned before.

Have you actually been there?

Strange names for their services translated as follows.

Distract machine gunner 30 minutes 800 UAH.

Sturm loopholes from the Western Front 30 minutes 650 UAH.

Storming the loopholes on the rising edge 1:00 800 UAH.

The siege of the loopholes in the rear 1:00 1000 UAH.

Ms. Insidious loophole 1:00 1000 UAH.

"golden rain" + 200 UAH.

Distract the two fighters.

WTF, Double Dutch kinda of Gibberish difficult 2 comprehend or 2 Decipher. Nothing about Storming a Pussy.

Are they located on Maidan behind some kind of barricades?

What can I say. Ukrainians have a way with words. Yeah I've been there. It's in the west of Kiev in a mansion / villa. About 30 minutes from the center by taxi. About 50 grivnas if you call the taxi operator and about 60 to 70 if you hail a cab.

The atmosphere is less seedy than the apartments in the center. The girls all live there and rotate every week, at least that is what they told me.

The hostess / madam also changes not all can speak English.

Once you arrive at the villa, you have to call them to be allowed to enter. You are led to the hall, asked for a drink (coffee was free, but had to pay for a bottled water) and explained the menu, classic 800 hrivna, anal extra 200 hrivna, etc... Then the available girls are asked to positiom themselves on the staircase in lingerie and they introduce themselves. You can ask them some questions (who does anal, who likes to partner with which girl for a lesbi show or trio, etc...). Once ypu pick the girl you can choose the room, 200 grivna extra for the loft with jacuzzi, take a shower and then to the place where the magic happens. Only tried it twice, didn't go to the swimmingpool area. They all were very friendly and eager. Enjoyed myself. Before you know it a couple of hours have passed.

One of the things i like a lot is the escort service. They are the only ones I know who truly operate 24/7. So if you have morning wood and no dyevushka around to do something with it, you can give them a call and within an hour the fun can begin.

The girls who work there are from out of town. They work there a week and then they go home for a week.

[Sorbonne]

Thank you Epicurus for the link. Never heard of this place mentioned before.

Have you actually been there?

Strange names for their services translated as follows.

Distract machine gunner 30 minutes 800 UAH.

Sturm loopholes from the Western Front 30 minutes 650 UAH.

Storming the loopholes on the rising edge 1:00 800 UAH.

The siege of the loopholes in the rear 1:00 1000 UAH.

Ms. Insidious loophole 1:00 1000 UAH.

"golden rain" + 200 UAH.

Distract the two fighters.

WTF, Double Dutch kinda of Gibberish difficult 2 comprehend or 2 Decipher. Nothing about Storming a Pussy.

Are they located on Maidan behind some kind of barricades?

This establishment was mentioned here on this thread several months ago, causing quite a stir, although I think the name was spelled a little differently.

Or maybe they are two different establishments.

[Jojosun]

That could be ambrazura. They usually have about 8 to 10 girls present. Prices start at 800 grivna for an hour. Ambrazura.com.ua. Nice place, quality of the girls varies.

Thank you Epicurus for the link. Never heard of this place mentioned before.

Have you actually been there?

Strange names for their services translated as follows.

Distract machine gunner 30 minutes 800 UAH.

Sturm loopholes from the Western Front 30 minutes 650 UAH.

Storming the loopholes on the rising edge 1:00 800 UAH.

The siege of the loopholes in the rear 1:00 1000 UAH.

Ms. Insidious loophole 1:00 1000 UAH.

"golden rain" + 200 UAH.

Distract the two fighters.

WTF, Double Dutch kinda of Gibberish difficult 2 comprehend or 2 Decipher. Nothing about Storming a Pussy.

Are they located on Maidan behind some kind of barricades?

[Epicurus]

I'm on vacation now and have been spending the week 'grounding and pounding', as former MLB player Jeff Kent once said. I had a late lunch at a tradition Ukrainian restaurant called 'Taras' in Nivki before going for a walk around the area. Saw two very pretty university students walking and talking. I stopped them, made small talk and gave them my mobile number saying if they needed to earn some extra cash, call me. They smiled very politely and even thanked me.

An hour later I met Oxana at my apartment. She's the 19-year old university student I met a few days back. Strange girl. She insists on speaking Russian and is very animated (in a pleasant way) about everything. She showed up looking sexy in tight jeans and heels. However, its only my second time with her and she's already becoming lazy about sex. Wasn't thrilled about sucking on me (but I insisted) and didn't seemed pleased about doggy style either. Regardless, I gave it to her pretty good and got off twice in an hour no problem. Her pussy is very tight and once I get going its tough not to finish. She wanted to stick around and relaxed but I sent her on her way. She was starting to drive me crazy. Weird girl. I paid her 600 UAH.

Anyway, she allowed me to take a photo of her without any problem. I was surprised considering her shyness about her body. Nice, tight 19-year old for you, boys! Her ass is actually her best feature. Its amazing. Unfortunately she fell on it last night when she was drunk with her friends leaving a sizeable bruise.

Also been with her. She indeed is very lively and she talks a bit funny. Had a great time with her. She charged me 1000 hrivna though. She did not pay attention to the time tho, all in all I had her for about 2 hours, and left when I asked her to leave, because a different girl was about to come.

Funn thing is that when she was with me, in February, she was also bruised. She told me she fell out of a window from the second floor...

I have never approached girls asking them if they want to earn some extra money. How do you bring up that subject into the conversation? You speak Russian?

[Epicurus]

Name & Address of the club and any other relevant details, prices, please?

Many thanks.

That could be ambrazura. They usually have about 8 to 10 girls present. Prices start at 800 grivna for an hour. Ambrazura.com.ua. Nice place, quality of the girls varies.

[Member #4491]

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