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08-31-21 21:02 #21820
Posts: 26My (lack of) success in Kiev
Hi guys,
Just a quick post to tell you about my lack of success (so far). I decided to go for some erotic massages over my time here. Mainly because there seem to be so many inexpensive options and I want a line up sow I can choose my girl.
I did my homework and was in touch via WhatsApp with one place (fiesta massage) before I even arrived. They seemed great and answered my questions in good English. I expected to go there on my first night but when I arrived they stopped answering WhatsApp and didn't take calls!
I switched to Relax Massage. This was tricky to find but I did get there. I picked a tall beautiful woman with short cropped white hair. I paid extra for a shower with her (2100 in total). The shower was nice but cramped and not especially sexy. The massage was slow and perfectly nice but also not especially erotic. She then moved to to erotic part after I turned over. It was. Again - perfectly nice but nothing special and I certainly didn't feel like we had any connection. Her English was poor which of course didn't help. All in all 6/10 - could do better.
Next night I booked with Redlight Massage. A bit tricky to arrange because I had to call them and then they whatsapped me back from a new number. I picked a young slim beautiful girl (Yulia) who smiled at me sweetly and paid 1100. I thought I was going to include a shower with her but she didn't join. The massage was about 10 minutes on my back having my calves rubbed and then about 10 minutes more on my front. This part was great. She straddled me, cupped my balls and looked into my eyes as she kept me on the edge. But the whole thing was far too quick. I was out the door less than 40 minutes after I arrived and that included another shower at the end. 5/10.
I will hope for better another time.
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08-31-21 19:55 #21819
Posts: 823Originally Posted by VinDici [View Original Post]
Somehow I do not find Kiev being prescriptive. It is more like fly fishing. One day you have the best time of your life, and the next, no matter how hard you try, nothing bites.
Trial and error, just like mongering anywhere else around the globe.
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08-31-21 08:05 #21818
Posts: 324Originally Posted by RebelMc74 [View Original Post]
This one will come to your apartment, give you a very decent massage, done in a professional manner, not a half hearted scrape of the fingers, after which handjob, blowjob or full service is available. You can make the booking via Telegram (in russian) and she speaks a little english.
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08-30-21 22:15 #21817
Posts: 823Originally Posted by RebelMc74 [View Original Post]
Price for massage and a blow job would be most likely the same as a full service. At least so I was told while being completely drunk, and ordering the girl for an outcall. I told the dispatcher (via Viber), that I am unlikely to have the actual classic intercourse. Dispatcher responded with:
- Well, same price anyway. Are you OK with that?
And I asked:
- How long for the delivery of two casting candidates please?
Ended up having the beautiful blonde doggie style anyway, because she skillfully raised me from the dead.
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08-30-21 17:03 #21816
Posts: 26Thanks. Can you tell me how I can find an "apartment" where I have a choice of girls?
Originally Posted by PhotoSlider [View Original Post]
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08-30-21 04:53 #21815
Posts: 823Originally Posted by RebelMc74 [View Original Post]
Happy end AKA a hand job, or jerking you off, is typical for those establishments, but why bother? You can do the same yourself, maybe even better. And if you add more money, you can even have full service in the comfort of your own apartment.
English is not much of a problem over messengers like Viber and WhatsApp, but it may result in a higher billing rate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, gentlemen!
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08-29-21 18:24 #21814
Posts: 26Kiev. Massage parlor offering oral
Hi guys,
I will be in Kiev next week and I'm looking for a massage parlor where I can choose the girl, and there oral is offered. Though not necessarily full service. I only speak English. Can anybody (please) make any recommendations? Thanks so much.
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08-19-21 07:05 #21813
Posts: 94P. S information is always gold
Originally Posted by DramaFree11 [View Original Post]
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08-19-21 04:40 #21812
Posts: 823Originally Posted by NorskKing [View Original Post]
Not sure when I gave you the number, perhaps 3-4 years ago. No hard feelings at all, as I am sure you realize that nothing is forever in Kiev, and that's the beauty of it.
Yet, "Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!" I retired 6 of my regulars since April, and today 3 others materialized out of the thin air and messaged me. One was barely 18 from long time ago, one is ballerina, and one is a barber girl. That latter one I want to fuck oh so badly, I almost sense it physically. The first one used to be an hourly girl with certain aspirations, then I was able to extract her for dedicated personal use, then she had her own adventures, and now is a civilian. The other two are civilians for sure, always been. So more the reason to pursue.
Anyway, best of luck in your endeavors!
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08-19-21 00:10 #21811
Posts: 2805Originally Posted by NorskKing [View Original Post]
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08-18-21 10:37 #21810
Posts: 94In Kiev
Hi fellow mongers,
I had to come to Kiev again on an unplanned trip. The phone number I had along with the dispatcher number that Photoslider gave are no more functional. I got a bit bored of massages and stripclubs. So, I need some help from anyone who feels generous enough to PM me a functional number where I can call and ask to send few girls to select. Thanks in advance and if anything interesting happens, I will surely report it here.
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08-18-21 10:30 #21809
Posts: 324Originally Posted by Mika999 [View Original Post]
If it was a big concern, you should've booked an AirBnB or Dobovo apartment instead. If you have the chance to cancel, you might want to do this to preempt any possible issues.
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08-18-21 04:29 #21808
Posts: 823Originally Posted by IvanBuyan [View Original Post]
Yeah, the best advice you gave, don't play a cowboy. Ukraine is not Netherlands.
Have a phone number of your Embassy programmed in the mobile. Call right away, and start talking in the foreign language, even if it's an answering machine.
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08-17-21 19:30 #21807
Posts: 1Escort at hotel
I planning to go Kiev early September. Any one that knows how hotel works during covid time? Is it possible to bring girls to the room or is it restrictions due to covid. My plan is Radisson.
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08-17-21 12:06 #21806
Posts: 34OMG party: drugs, prices and some info
Originally Posted by PhotoSlider [View Original Post]
I hope this answer covers few questions I got in regards to my last post.
1) Where I found out about the party. OMG announces almost all their parties here https://t.me/ohmygirlseng but some parties are only for loyal customers and you get invited to them in a privtae message from their support team. To become a loyal customer you need. You guessed it it right SPEND MONEY inside their app / bot.
2) The prices were - $300 if you want to pay alcohol separately on the bar and $500 for unlimited alcohol.
3) Drugs (coke, weed and MDMA is what I saw there) - I want to state it clearly that noone was dealing drugs there and official party rules did not allow any drugs, but rich people (check entrance prices above) party with coke all over the world. It is a big no-no in Ukraine since even weed is illegal here. Few words though. Noone was taking drugs openly on the public but rest rooms were full of people doing them. The party was inside a huge apartment, so it was not a public place that's why police simply could not get in for no reason.
Things I want to share about drugs in Ukraine (I really hope you don't take them but in case you do, this info may be useful).
A) In case you are busted high as a scyscrapper on weed / speed / acid or anything else. If you are not driving and don't have anything on you, nothing will happen. Do not play a cowboy but simply say that you found something and you consumed it. They can not take you to jail or fine you for being high but! If you were driving under influence, then you may have serious troubles. I can only advice to call your lawyer.
B) If you are busted high and you have something on you. If "something" is weed, you may try to play a full and tell you did not know it was illegal in UA and you need to take it againt pain (or you have a condition) and simply try to "solve the issue=bribe" here, without going to police station. It may work out cause having under 5 g of weed in Ukraine is not a criminal offense in Ukraine BUT police corruption always has 2 sides. 1 side. You can try to bribe and it will work, 2nd side. Police will add more amount to your joint and will try to make a shit load of money out of you. So its up to you and how you feel the situtation. My only advice. Don't play a cowboy.
C) You are busted with coke / mdma / pills / amphetamine or any other heavier shit. If it is coke. Boom, you are a money bag. Coke is 150-200 dollar a gram in Kyiv and chances are you are busted by true cops who will not try to make you pay a huge bribe and will take you to the station and only God knows what is going to happen there, but in most cases, they will try to make you pay here and now.
It all may sound scary but the truth is. I never saw police stoping people for now reason (especially foreigners partying in above average clubs / restaurants). Just use common sense and don't roll with pockets full of drugs (especially drunk or high), don't smoke weed openly in public places.
Few more words about coke. If you are offered something under 150 dollar a gram, then 99,99% this will be some amphetamine or other shit which will be keeping you awake for 24+ hours and I offer you to keep away from it since noone knows how they make this shit (it is very popular among prostitutes).
P.S. I have no idea where to buy drugs, please don't ask me these questions.