Kyiv

**Her555** · 04-25-04 21:42

When I was in Kiev I get a good map from:

ukrmap.com.ua
Tel. +380.44.552.31.24 = 380.44.573.26.84

**Vegamars** · 04-25-04 21:32

Would you like a manual's guide with a girly map? It would make life so easy and so mechanical at the same time!

**Roger Mellie** · 04-25-04 20:44

I have no idea TM, I have never used them, but I assume they are fine.

I had trouble finding useful maps to be honest. Kiev aint exactly set up for tourists.

**Snowy** · 04-25-04 19:21

TravelMen,

I used alserent for a place when I was in Kiev in December and I thought they were excellent and completely trustworthy. A really nice couple who couldn't do enough to make sure I had a good stay. They organised everything with the flat on only around 3 days notice, and the appartment was exactly as on their website, so my experience is that their photos are 100% genuine.

Neither speaks particularly good English, but they reply promptly to all emails using a translation site and they have a friend who speaks excellent English who can sort out any communication problems.

**TravelMen** · 04-25-04 18:52

Roger M:

Is that Alserent a good company?

I was going to book with Kievconnections, but now the guy is saying that the landlords will not book only 9 days until about a week before!!

Is there any where on the web where I can find a map with all the good places you guys mention?

This Cyrillic stuff is doing my head in!

**VoodoDick** · 04-22-04 20:29

Thanks a lot Roger, Enrico !

Love the apartments. iam sure gonna book the one with the sauna. hope i can bargain with them...lets see !!
I will be in kiev in the first week of june, if you guys are around let me know. I owe you a drink !!
lets just hope i get some good pussy to go with the place :-))

thanks again topgun's

VoodoDick

**TheKnight** · 04-22-04 19:36

Final Chapter

My sincere apologies for the delay in rounding up the trip. Was sent off to Geneva again between whiles.

Anyway, where was I. Ah, yes, the final days.

I slept real good, and only just made breakfast before it shut. The place was nearly deserted! I relived the memories of Kat and Sasha, and planned on meeting Yulia tonight.

Went all around the city doing some tourist things, and enjoying the weekend ambience. Kreschatyk is pedestrianised at the weekend, and just walking up and down is a great way to catch a girl’s eye – but watch out, some extremely young girls were flirting outrageously. I made the mistake of laughing and smiling at the three of them (about 14-15) and they started stalking me, which also hindered my hopes of meeting 18+ dyevs.

Got talking to a couple of girls, but I had plans on my last night, and with already a few numbers in my mobile didn’t feel like starting anew with anyone else. Actually met a thoroughly decent bloke who told me loads about Kyiv and places to go.

After another great meal – cannot now remember where, but it was a simply fantastic steak, as good as any steak I have had back home, and cheap as hell! Got ready for another night out – went up to Millennium in search of Yulia. The doormen wouldn’t let me in without paying, and wouldn’t tell me whether she was working or not. I didn’t fancy wasting an hour or more waiting for all the girls to appear on stage to find out, so made up a story (part true actually) and insisted on seeing the manager. Greased his palm with a dollar note and then he went to find out…..Shit! Yulia was in tomorrow, but I was flying at lunchtime. I decided to go elsewhere and then call back at River Palace in bid to find her.

Much later, upon the recommendation of the guy I met earlier, I went to Club Max, or Club Maximum as it’s also known. I had no idea where this place was – he didn’t describe it well but insisted it wasn’t in the centre and I’d need a cab. I acted like I knew where it was and argued like hell over the 50 UAH I was quoted. I offered 10 initially thinking I was being fleeced. We settled on 25, and believe me it must have been about 20 minutes away, across the river. He did drive quite slow though. The driver seemed a decent sort, but my heart started bloody pounding when he pulled up behind an armed policeman, who was just dealing with a driver (cash looked to be changing hands, but I couldn’t swear to it). Driver simply asked directions, while I pretended to make a cellphone call, avoiding eye contact! I was relieved when we pulled away.

Club Max is quite a plush place on a western-style estate, near some fast food eateries, just off the main arterial – though which arterial I have no idea!! The place features a strip club and a disco, as well as a restaurant I think. Also a handy ATM by the front door! It was about 10.45 now and as disco was not completely full I headed for strip part which was a small charge extra. The main attraction of MAX is that the strip is fully nude. Also the girls were of good quality, some stunning. Matched the efforts of Millennium in quality, and at last a nice long pussy parade! Some girls were only about 6s, but there were clearly three 9s, one may even have been a 9.5

Talking to a very drunken group of Ukrainian guys (who were off duty police I later learned) was probably not the best move I’ve ever made, and I was virtually forced to down numerous vodkas. They started getting pretty lewd and slapping the strippers, so I backed off and went to the disco. The private dances here were very pricey (think it was $20/100UAH), and all you got was a 10-minute session behind curtains, but touching seemed allowed, and a box of tissues was helpfully provided!

In the disco I struck lucky with one girl, and we sneaked into a corner. I had downed too much vodka and brazenly felt her up. She had a nice short skirt on, and in the darkness I managed to slip a finger inside. She rubbed me up and I tried to put her hand down my trousers, but she was too worried by people around. I realized we were being watched, and thought I’d better ease off. Remembered Yulia and stumbled off back into strip club. Had a private dance with the 9/9.5 I saw earlier, and tried to talk her back to my hotel, then offered cash. She wasn’t interested – thought I’d up the ante to see if she could be bought, but at $250 for the night she still wouldn’t budge. Wasn’t prepared to pay that anyway, but thought of you guys who need the research!

Decided to leave and exited the strip club, but at the small bar between strip and disco, saw a very cute dyev. My c*ck led my brain and I tried, and failed, to get into her panties. Cost me two drinks too, and all I got was a little DFK. By now it was 2.30 so I staggered into a taxi outside and bargained him down to 35 for lift back to RP. He refused to believe anyone gave me a lift here for 25.

Upon entering River Palace, my friend Victor was already there. He dropped the bombshell – he was speaking to Yulia earlier. She’d left. He told me she was getting a new mobile tomorrow – what bloody use was that!
So, consoled myself with a look at the girls on offer for my final Ukrainian lay. Not much to be honest. Should’ve guessed - as I entered it was 3am and girls were streaming out. About 15 were left, and 4 separate guys had 2 girls each around them, which left about 7, and all were average.

Got talking to one girl who demanded $150, and came down to $120, but it was far too much considering the time and she was a 6 at best. Having said that I needed a seeing to. A couple of older girls collared me. One was a 5.5, aged about 28, the other a 4 aged about 33. Thought about a 2-girl, but really did not want to go near the other woman, so asked price for girl one, called Ira. She said $100. I offered $50. They were hungry and went down to restaurant, said I’d see her down there, and I went up to casino to consider my options. Amazingly considering my alcohol intake, I won and 30 minutes later the credit card chit was duly ripped up in front of me, and they gave me some nice new notes too!

Saw Ira and ugly friend. As it was now almost 4am, I said my offer was down to $30. Insulting probably, but the ball was in my court – she wasn’t earning money that night if she let me go and I wasn’t that desperate to bed her. She came down to $70, then $60, then $50, and I didn’t have the heart to go any lower. She had a very nice slim figure, was quite tall, but facially only average. Wore a very distinctive white trouser suit, which I imagine is her best clobber and in evidence every time she goes to R.P. She also had a 6 year old son, and unbelievably when I got back to a pc her pic was in my inbox courtesy of some surfing I’d done on a Ukrainian penpals site! Two events were totally unconnected, I won’t be responding to the email!

No worries with dozing security. Back in room she was only ok. Her oral was more like a waterfall. She insisted on stupid amounts of spit and soaked me. Actually took the sensation away so I rubbered up and took her hard from behind. Just before coming I pulled out, ripped off the condom and insisted on CIM. Obliged. Did a couple more rounds pretty quickly, and finally round 4, after first protesting, she allowed anal. Didn’t want to rim me so I settled for my final load in Ukraine being shot in the ass. Probably my worst experience during the trip, but still at $50 I can't complain for BBBJ, CIM and ANAL, four times!

She complained about me not being generous, and I called her greedy. Gave her 30UAH for taxi, and sent her out about 6.30am I guess. Got up a few hours later for breakfast. Went back to bed for another 2 hours, hurriedly packed and said goodbye to a fine country, my real regret not seeing Yulia again. If anyone sees her dancing at Millennium in future, or gets off with her, please PM me!

Hope you enjoyed the tales - now you lot get writing!

**Her555** · 04-22-04 15:53

Roger Mellie:

All I can say:

Beautiful beautiful beautiful! and WOW. A gorgeous pic.

You have a good test for wome.

Can you gime me the womom's info. ????????

Thanks in advance and all the best.

her555