Odessa

[Sorbonne]

Does anybody know how badly Odesa beaches are infested with seaweed this summer? One hotel tells me it was bad last year, but not this year, and another hotel tells me it was only bad in July when it was hottest. I'm looking into going there in early September. Not at Arcadia but a bit more south to Zatoka.

[Timmy21]

Hello,

This is my first time go Odessa is very cold.

Arcadia night club is not open very boring this week.

I use outcall 1000 1300 go the store 1200 1500 go your room I go 10 12 store by viber.

I see a bit street girl in Derybasivska Street maybe 4 5 person.

I don't like Middle Eastern beggar they follow me three hour is very crazy. That time I want hit them.

I go strip club is very good I think very cheap Strip club Office. 500 uah Ticket for Low elimination.

Have very good time is Odessa I will come back next July.

I've visited Odessa on five occasions, I was just there this past Aug / Sept for 17 days, April will be very pleasant, weather wise, a good time to visit, I always stay in the old center, I've never stayed nor do I visit Arcadia, I find that a good place to rent a flat is maybe 1 K or so S / W of the Street, kind of along yl. Probrazhenska, this area has many 24 hour mini marts, 24 hour coffee cafes, as well as one large supermarket, what is also great to see is that the customer service is exceptional at these places. You'll discover many Middle Eastern people who live in Odessa full time, as far as I am concerned they are no problem at all. There are many strip-clubs in the old center, not just Office, I would advise not to visit any strip club in Odessa, once they discover you're a foreigner, there's a good possibility of up-selling. As far as escorts I find Odessa to be one of the top cities in Ukraine, for what I like to do, which is call an escort and have her come to me, I usually chose girls 1,500 and above, for the most part they have a pleasant attitude, young and attractive, naturally and genuinely excited to be with you. My last visit to Odessa I was extremely impressed the many beautiful girls (mainly university students) I noticed in coffee cafes, waiting at bus stops, or wherever. A good resource for escorts is Mister, or even Ukrgo.

[Walence31]

Hello,

This is my first time go Odessa is very cold.

Arcadia night club is not open very boring this week.

I use outcall 1000 1300 go the store 1200 1500 go your room I go 10 12 store by viber.

I see a bit street girl in Derybasivska Street maybe 4 5 person.

I don't like Middle Eastern beggar they follow me three hour is very crazy. That time I want hit them.

I go strip club is very good I think very cheap Strip club Office. 500 uah Ticket for Low elimination.

Have very good time is Odessa I will come back next July.

[Travv]

If you are going to marry one of these pay 4 play girls, then take basic precautions to avoid being cashed out in a divorce by a golddigger. Remember, she is likely marrying your wallet, not you! You will only figure this out once you start making the lifetime alimony payments in California or Florida! (See the Divorcecorp Youtube video for the nightmare divorce info) There is no divorce in the Philippines, so get residency in the Philippines and move her there. As long as you do not take her to the land of divorce lawyers (USA or any country that speaks English) you are likely safe from huge alimony and child support payments! Option 2, keep her in a country not run by feminist man haters. Mexico or Arab countries come to mind. In Iran, I've heard men get the kids in the divorce and I imagine Saudi Arabia is much the same. .

I have a bridge to sell you! Joke a side, I think it is very big mistake to have marriage with a lady who is not your match. She'd dump you first chance she will get. Plus, marriage is not about fucking some hot piece of ass for the rest of your life. You should just keep calling escorts whenever you get horny.

[DramaFree11]

Thank you so much for this post. Now I know to stay away from odessa (and warsaw) and just focus my precious 2 months on Kiev, belgrade, and bucharest. Odessa and warsaw both sound like the functional equivalent of Cali in Colombia. It wasnt bad, but there simply isn't any talent there. Its really medellin or bust. To stretch this comparative south american analogy even further, its really only rio, paulo, medellin, or bust. In other words, the talent is concentrating to fewer places. And only getting moreso that way (which makes sense in a number of ways).

I'm sure the younger, fitter, richer, smarter, more talented, and better looking members of this forum will staunchly disagree with me and that's ok, god bless 'them!

Agree, but not sure about Rio, just was not that great, all the other places you listed are good.

If you are going to Ukraine July / August, Kiev will not be good Odessa is a better choice. I am not a fan of either, but Kiev will be empty minus the Sex Tourists.

[ShawMan74]

I have spent the last 20 summers in Odessa.

When I was younger and really on the chase, I stayed in the centre usually one block off Deribasovskaya. There is so much more variety in town in terms of cafes, restaurants, walks in the parks, amusement park with rides, shopping, and easy transport options. The movies, arts like the infamous Ballet, and beaches just a short taxi ride (or decent walk, Lazeron) away. Strip Clubs, Massages, and Houses of poor / fake advertising, and even street walkers if you had not an interest already secreted in your apartment. TBadoo and Tinder girls like to meet there, usually at Kompt, or even StaekHouse if they're pushing their luck. HHre are also legitimate Introduction Agencies, where you can walk in, meet the owner, and / or managers and pay to date their data base of women willing to date.

As I got older and couldn't be bothered so much in the P4P chase, I moved out to a 2 bedroom apartment in Arcadia owned by an ex-girlfriend of mine. After 5 years of doing the dating / chasing thing I discovered that girls from earlier years would contact me around the time they thought I might be arriving, and basically drop hints, or even just flat out invite themselves to come share with me for a weeks holiday. So the 20 yr old agency gameplayers, strippers, are now 30 ys, divorced and sick and tired of grief and games themselves. So much easier on all involved.

I am at this stage of life happy to spend all day beside the pool in Ibiza, Itaka, Manta etc with my girls, and watch the rich Turks and Italians try so hard to pick up "princesses" who will only play 4 pay. Those of you that have experienced Ibiza Night Club and Daytime Beach Club will know what I am speaking about.

Doing things back to front like this means transport is usually much easier to organise into town early evening, and to return later. At night Taxis in Akardia are pure sharks, and booking an Uber will take you forever and involve surge pricing.

Prices are very high, and I particularly hate this trend of "table / cabana / deck chair pricing" that is load with pre-drinks / food. Your minimum spend is WAYYYYYY Up, and rest assured your date will order the most expensive food and drinks, and then probably either refuse to come home with you. Or start mentioning about "presents" of hundreds of Euro.

I don't want to put any newbies off, I just want you to know you will pay heavily to enjoy the company of some of the worlds most beautiful women. Some of whom are worth knowing. Either right away. Or 5-10 years later when they then search you out as one of the few nice guys they ever met during their gaming years.

Thank you so much for this post. Now I know to stay away from odessa (and warsaw) and just focus my precious 2 months on Kiev, belgrade, and bucharest. Odessa and warsaw both sound like the functional equivalent of Cali in Colombia. It wasnt bad, but there simply isn't any talent there. Its really medellin or bust. To stretch this comparative south american analogy even further, its really only rio, paulo, medellin, or bust. In other words, the talent is concentrating to fewer places. And only getting moreso that way (which makes sense in a number of ways).

I'm sure the younger, fitter, richer, smarter, more talented, and better looking members of this forum will staunchly disagree with me and that's ok, god bless 'them!

[ReDroo]

I'll be heading back for my yearly 2nd summer, escaping from southern winters July, August, September.

If anyone from the site will be in town feel free to send me a private message, we might be able to meet up for a beer, coffee, night out etc.

Cheers, roo.

[ReDroo]

Hey fellas,

Highly thinking of going to Odessa in mid July. Read thru 4-5 pages, seems like relaxportal might be place to go as far as internet goes. Of course tinder might be decent option, spoofed location with fake profile, will see the results in next few days. Just doing homework in advance.

Are hotels girl friendly? Should I book a room for two just in case? By the way, any other websites, saw misterx too, anything else apart of these 2 websites. P.S. I don't speak Russian apart from few words, but of course there is google translate.

You'll be fine with English and google translate on your phone. Lean Cyrillic alphabet, is dead easy, and then you can flow the street signs, understand restaurant names etc.

Websites for girls are almost always "bait and switch". The photo was blond, you'll get blonde; she was tall, you might get medium; she was 20, you might get 35. You get the picture.

If you meet them on the street then you can send them away without knowing your apartment number, or invite them in if you don't mind the look of the young lady that turns up. If you are accepting, friendly and kind you might find she stays a little longer, and "forgets" to charge you for some of the extras. You might even strike up a friendship of sorts where she gives you her direct number.

[ReDroo]

Get an apartment I prefer central around Deribasovskaya st as that is where the restaurants are. If you are into clubbing then go for something near Arkadia. Irrespective Arkadia is worth a visit or two for the nightlife and all the hot young girls.

I have spent the last 20 summers in Odessa.

When I was younger and really on the chase, I stayed in the centre usually one block off Deribasovskaya. There is so much more variety in town in terms of cafes, restaurants, walks in the parks, amusement park with rides, shopping, and easy transport options. The movies, arts like the infamous Ballet, and beaches just a short taxi ride (or decent walk, Lazeron) away. Strip Clubs, Massages, and Houses of poor / fake advertising, and even street walkers if you had not an interest already secreted in your apartment. TBadoo and Tinder girls like to meet there, usually at Kompt, or even StaekHouse if they're pushing their luck. HHre are also legitimate Introduction Agencies, where you can walk in, meet the owner, and / or managers and pay to date their data base of women willing to date.

As I got older and couldn't be bothered so much in the P4P chase, I moved out to a 2 bedroom apartment in Arcadia owned by an ex-girlfriend of mine. After 5 years of doing the dating / chasing thing I discovered that girls from earlier years would contact me around the time they thought I might be arriving, and basically drop hints, or even just flat out invite themselves to come share with me for a weeks holiday. So the 20 yr old agency gameplayers, strippers, are now 30 ys, divorced and sick and tired of grief and games themselves. So much easier on all involved.

I am at this stage of life happy to spend all day beside the pool in Ibiza, Itaka, Manta etc with my girls, and watch the rich Turks and Italians try so hard to pick up "princesses" who will only play 4 pay. Those of you that have experienced Ibiza Night Club and Daytime Beach Club will know what I am speaking about.

Doing things back to front like this means transport is usually much easier to organise into town early evening, and to return later. At night Taxis in Akardia are pure sharks, and booking an Uber will take you forever and involve surge pricing.

Prices are very high, and I particularly hate this trend of "table / cabana / deck chair pricing" that is load with pre-drinks / food. Your minimum spend is WAYYYYYY Up, and rest assured your date will order the most expensive food and drinks, and then probably either refuse to come home with you. Or start mentioning about "presents" of hundreds of Euro.

I don't want to put any newbies off, I just want you to know you will pay heavily to enjoy the company of some of the worlds most beautiful women. Some of whom are worth knowing. Either right away. Or 5-10 years later when they then search you out as one of the few nice guys they ever met during their gaming years.

[GDreams]

Hey fellas,

Highly thinking of going to Odessa in mid July. Read thru 4-5 pages, seems like relaxportal might be place to go as far as internet goes. Of course tinder might be decent option, spoofed location with fake profile, will see the results in next few days. Just doing homework in advance.

Are hotels girl friendly? Should I book a room for two just in case? By the way, any other websites, saw misterx too, anything else apart of these 2 websites. P.S. I don't speak Russian apart from few words, but of course there is google translate.

Get an apartment I prefer central around Deribasovskaya st as that is where the restaurants are. If you are into clubbing then go for something near Arkadia. Irrespective Arkadia is worth a visit or two for the nightlife and all the hot young girls.

[DramaFree11]

Relax portal is 99% fake. Look up Mister X for Odessa. It is only 80% fake. Good luck.

Perfect, quote!

[TinyHippo]

Hey fellas,

Highly thinking of going to Odessa in mid July. Read thru 4-5 pages, seems like relaxportal might be place to go as far as internet goes. Of course tinder might be decent option, spoofed location with fake profile, will see the results in next few days. Just doing homework in advance.

Are hotels girl friendly? Should I book a room for two just in case? By the way, any other websites, saw misterx too, anything else apart of these 2 websites. P.S. I don't speak Russian apart from few words, but of course there is google translate.

Relax portal is 99% fake. Look up Mister X for Odessa. It is only 80% fake. Good luck.

[ThinAir]

Hey fellas,

Highly thinking of going to Odessa in mid July. Read thru 4-5 pages, seems like relaxportal might be place to go as far as internet goes. Of course tinder might be decent option, spoofed location with fake profile, will see the results in next few days. Just doing homework in advance.

Are hotels girl friendly? Should I book a room for two just in case? By the way, any other websites, saw misterx too, anything else apart of these 2 websites. P.S. I don't speak Russian apart from few words, but of course there is google translate.

[Alex8585]

Hey You are exactly correct. My last hot Blonde Wife with big breasts was from Kharkov. I knew her for 3 years before we married in USA. Unfortunately, she was an alcoholic and really liked to show her tits and ass off to many men. She ended up fucking another man only 10 days after I married her.... Personally, I need a sexy hot piece of ass to fuck for the rest of my life without cheating. I want to be faithful to her and expect the same from her. JW.

I have a bridge to sell you! Joke a side, I think it is very big mistake to have marriage with a lady who is not your match. She'd dump you first chance she will get. Plus, marriage is not about fucking some hot piece of ass for the rest of your life. You should just keep calling escorts whenever you get horny.

[Sofiy]

Can any one please guide.

Is this website really reliable.

https://relaxportal.biz/eng/

Means are girls real or its just an agency.

It's like craigslist for escorts, you have a mix of everything. I use it to call (speak Russian) or text with Viber and Google Translate to ask if you can go to them.

It's the only way I found to find salons / brothels. If someone knows of another way, please share.

Also, don't pay more than 1,200 UAH for an hour for sex, and don't pay more than 650 an hour for erotic massage.