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[Cruiser D]

I realize this is your board Jackson and you can rightly do whatever you'd like. But we aren't exactly reporting on how to fund the local orphanages.

I was wondering where Bez had disappeared to as I was wading through three months of wankers postings. Not to say Bez isn't an occasional wanker himself.

Know exactly what you're talking about. Met the DJ on the train out to the provinces, and he invited me to the exclusive klub on Saturday night for his show. Long drive out to the suburbs at midnight. Only the richest young people were in there, so my plan to waltz in and waltz out with some little spinner/sponsorette didn't go according to plan, because probably every girl that was in the place already had more money than I did.

These were the girls that party every night until 10 in the morning, and then sleep until 6PM.

All the guys in the klub were under 30 also, if I hadn't been invited by the DJ, they wouldn't have let me in. You'd have to be an oligarch to score in there.

Lots of hot stuff, I got none. I might have been able to scratch up some interest, if I was offering $400 or $500 to one of the go go dancers, and to wait until 5 AM when their shift was done, but that's just too rich for my blood, and I have no energy left at 5AM anyway.

So disappointed, I slunk off into the night, resigned to my lower station in Ukraine society to find willing poor white trash sponsorettes in the $120 to $160 range, but I love them much better than the flash & champanski crowd anyway. Bez will always be a man of the black earth onion and potatoe eating watermelon growing people, kommisar for the proletariat.

[Insomniaque]

One recommendation: My favourite restaurant in Kherson, both daytime and evening: "Nostalgia". Sounds like Italian cooking, but it is not: Good UA-style dishes, and international. Also some kind of cocktail lounge, and winter garden. Reasonable priced. In the very centre, walking area. When facing the entrance of the theatre, turn left, first street left, 100m right side. No special signs/advertisements, besides the good cars in front.

And in case, you have good luck, sometimes in the afternoon you will find there the most beautiful women of the city.

Thanks for the piece of advice, we might try this one out.

[Reiner Otto]

I will be there exactly on Wednesday 8 September; we'll spend only a day here and a night, then back to Odessa.

I won't have much time as we are here to work (why would you to Kherson otherwise?) but, well, maybe a drink in the evening? We can talk about it via PM.

Sorry, the date does not fit :-(

One recommendation: My favourite restaurant in Kherson, both daytime and evening: "Nostalgia". Sounds like Italian cooking, but it is not: Good UA-style dishes, and international. Also some kind of cocktail lounge, and winter garden. Reasonable priced. In the very centre, walking area. When facing the entrance of the theatre, turn left, first street left, 100m right side. No special signs/advertisements, besides the good cars in front.

And in case, you have good luck, sometimes in the afternoon you will find there the most beautiful women of the city.

[Insomniaque]

When will you be there ? I am planning end of September to be in Nikolaev, so we might arrange something.

I will be there exactly on Wednesday 8 September; we'll spend only a day here and a night, then back to Odessa.

I won't have much time as we are here to work (why would you to Kherson otherwise?) but, well, maybe a drink in the evening? We can talk about it via PM.

[Jon32]

Ha! Jackson has even taken away your formatting!
But actually it is difficult to tell the difference from your usual illiterate screeds!

lol... About time this happened, now put him in his own forum.

[Reiner Otto]

I'll have to spend a night there on a business trip in September: will I find any action or is it fucking dead?

When will you be there ? I am planning end of September to be in Nikolaev, so we might arrange something.

[Gentleman Travel]

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Ha! Jackson has even taken away your formatting!
But actually it is difficult to tell the difference from your usual illiterate screeds!

[Reiner Otto]

Since you're interested in clubs there's something for you. A club called "Amiga" (or "Amigo" I forgot, sorry). You can pick up pros/semi-pros there.

It is called "Amigo". Music is more into the 80s, also rock, sometimes live performances. Visitors not of the "teenies" age, which I consider an advantage.
All the rest, you wrote, I can agree on.

[Gergiev]

You guys have entirely the wrong attitude rushing to Bez's defense.
He is a big boy and entirely capable of defending himself.

What we SHOULD be doing is using this Jackson-sent opportunity to torment Bez.
Just think of it - he is like a pit-bull on a short leash, straining to get into the fight, but cannot.
Thus we are free to make idiotic remarks, tell outlandish lies about our adventures in the provincial towns,
correct his spelling and grammer, and criticize the quality of his photos all with impunity - at least for 24 hours!

By the time his misanthropic, misspelled, misquotes are posted, the discussion will have moved on and his witty retorts will be buried like yesterday's below-the-fold news!
Plus he has to be on best behaviour, ere he be banned forever, whereas we can go on taunting and baiting him with virtual impunity.

Come on guys, this whole forum is about giving in to your basest desires.
So Bezz-bait and enjoy it!!

Well, GT, when you put it like that...

[Insomniaque]

Most likely there's no action in Kherson?

Kherson is not interesting at all. Thanks to two Americans who set up their "marriage agencies" there taking money from other Americans by bringing them to "romance tours" to Kherson, Nikolaev and Odessa promising them they will find 18 year model type to bring home as their wive. We all know the drill.

Thanks to them when ever a foreigner ends up in Kherson everybody thinks he's a guy looking for wive and the type is not popular there.

Also good part of Kherson population is Greek in origin which means different looks and mentality from the rest of Ukraine.

But there can be some action. Russian is needed without it will be hard. Since you're interested in clubs there's something for you. A club called "Amiga" (or "Amigo" I forgot, sorry). You can pick up pros/semi-pros there. Keep in mind the quality will be low and price might surprise you. Many locals told me the good material girls who wanted to try their careers in p4p are heading for Kiev of course. And in smaller parts in Odessa. Student types, coming back home to Kherson at weekends behaving as untouchable saints.

Basically no need to waste time on Kherson even just for a night. Just sleep it over, accumulating energy and saving money for other place you'll go next like Kiev or Odessa.

Geez. Well maybe we'll go and have a look at that club you mention, but if it's low end I imagine I'll just sleep like a good boy and keep my energy for the next night where I will be in Kiev!

Thanks for the advice!

Er, by the way, does anybody know a girl-friendly hotel in Kherson? Just in case.

[Kurenda]

Most likely there's no action in Kherson?
Kherson is not interesting at all. Thanks to two Americans who set up their "marriage agencies" there taking money from other Americans by bringing them to "romance tours" to Kherson, Nikolaev and Odessa promising them they will find 18 year model type to bring home as their wive. We all know the drill.
Thanks to them when ever a foreigner ends up in Kherson everybody thinks he's a guy looking for wive and the type is not popular there.
Also good part of Kherson population is Greek in origin which means different looks and mentality from the rest of Ukraine.
But there can be some action. Russian is needed without it will be hard. Since you're interested in clubs there's something for you. A club called "Amiga" (or "Amigo" I forgot, sorry). You can pick up pros/semi-pros there. Keep in mind the quality will be low and price might surprise you. Many locals told me the good material girls who wanted to try their careers in p4p are heading for Kiev of course. And in smaller parts in Odessa. Student types, coming back home to Kherson at weekends behaving as untouchable saints.
Basically no need to waste time on Kherson even just for a night. Just sleep it over, accumulating energy and saving money for other place you'll go next like Kiev or Odessa.

[Insomniaque]

Hello,

It seems nothing has been said about Kherson for a long time. Does anyone have updated info? I'll have to spend a night there on a business trip in September: will I find any action or is it fucking dead?

The ideal for me would be a club where you can pick up pros/semi-pros (as the RP used to be in Kiev) or a strip where you can take the chicks out. I am not into sponsoring and the Mamba approach is not for me.

Any ideas? Or will I have to switch to DIY mode? Any feedback will be most appreciated.

[Bez Bezarra]

You guys have entirely the wrong attitude. (Except Excess)

What we SHOULD be doing is using Jackson to trash this whole forum, and post 200 posts in the photo gallery without photos.

Its about giving in to your basest desires. So enjoy it!

We are the ones that make ISG great.

Heading back to the provinces for some wet work.

[Excess]

should have the Bez rolling in agony.

You are a nasty man, GT :-)

You guys have entirely the wrong attitude rushing to Bez's defense.
He is a big boy and entirely capable of defending himself.

What we SHOULD be doing is using this Jackson-sent opportunity to torment Bez.
Just think of it - he is like a pit-bull on a short leash, straining to get into the fight, but cannot.
Thus we are free to make idiotic remarks, tell outlandish lies about our adventures in the provincial towns,
correct his spelling and grammer, and criticize the quality of his photos all with impunity - at least for 24 hours!

By the time his misanthropic, misspelled, misquotes are posted, the discussion will have moved on and his witty retorts will be buried like yesterday's below-the-fold news!
Plus he has to be on best behaviour, ere he be banned forever, whereas we can go on taunting and baiting him with virtual impunity.

Come on guys, this whole forum is about giving in to your basest desires.
So Bezz-bait and enjoy it!!

[Gentleman Travel]

fair enough, generalissimo, but was it really necessary to take away bez's priveleges overnight and make the rest of us wait a day or so for his inspirational input?

maybe after 10 years of service, the point could have been made to such a titan of the isg in a private message and left at that?

even impostors like myself have their content posted straight away...

(many times laserated on the petard of bez's corrurep001ing wit but all the better for it!)

you guys have entirely the wrong attitude rushing to bez's defense.
he is a big boy and entirely capable of defending himself.

what we should be doing is using this jackson-sent opportunity to torment bez.
just think of it - he is like a pit-bull on a short leash, straining to get into the fight, but cannot.
thus we are free to make idiotic remarks, tell outlandish lies about our adventures in the provincial towns,
correct his spelling and grammer, and criticize the quality of his photos all with impunity - at least for 24 hours!

by the time his misanthropic, misspelled, misquotes are posted, the discussion will have moved on and his witty retorts will be buried like yesterday's below-the-fold news!
plus he has to be on best behaviour, ere he be banned forever, whereas we can go on taunting and baiting him with virtual impunity.

come on guys, this whole forum is about giving in to your basest desires.
so bezz-bait and enjoy it!!