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[Bez Bezarra]

Mr. Apparatchik!

If you wouldn't mind, at your leisure, please draw on your encyclopedic wealth of experiences and mysterious business travels across the vastness of the motherland to compare and contrast these pairs of destinations from a strictly mongering point of view.

1. Dnipropretrovs'k VERSUS Donets'k?

2. Voronezh VERSUS Volgograd?

3. Rostov-na-Donu VERSUS Samara?

4. Kazan VERSUS Ufa?

5. Chelyabins'k VERSUS Omsk?

and finally

6. Yekaterinaberg VERSUS Novosibirs'k?

If you can choose the best of each pair.

My interest is to determine which allows for the maximum opportunities in quick short term student sponsorships AND multiple escort agencies, so my balls stay drained and my back wears out. I want to get fucked to death paying local province prices at around 1500 to 2000 rubles per hour for 18-19 y.o. nye opytny stanok-babas, AND simultaneously and generously sponsor multiple under-funded chestnaya davalkas, leaving a wide swath of pussy destruction and havoc the likes of which will be revered and remembered for a thousand years, or at least until my visa expires, whichever comes first.

I might even remember to take a photo or two of some hideous green sofas, and post them on ISG.

[Kurenda]

Yes of course there are places I've not been.
Since this is Ukraine forum I'll focus on FSU.
Kiev - never been there. OK once spent two hours at the main train station waiting for train but hopefully it doesn't count.
St. Petersburg - never been there and don't plan to go.
Moscow - back in 2001 spent 5 days in Moscow. This was last time for a such "long" time. Since then I stay in Moscow maximum one day and even shorter. Last time 3 hours just to take a train.
Chisinau - never been there.
But if there's something called "Jerk water SSSR" most probably I've been there and more than once.

[Bez Bezarra]

I'm in Minsk 5 months a year since 97 and to Kaliningrad 24 times.

Anyplace you have NOT been?

[Kurenda]

Kaliningrad is much better than Minsk.
How I can tell ?
From direct experience.
I'm not "visiting Minsk each 4th year" or "been to Kaliningrad once and stayed 3 days" type of guy.
I'm living in Minsk for 4-5 months a year since 1997 and been to Kaliningrad 24 times. Each time staying minimum of 10 days.
Last time October/November this year for 3 weeks.
There's nothing russian about Kaliningrad, exept the Russians living there.
The city itself with population of 430 000 has 78% of Russians and Kaliningrad Oblast with population of around 970 000 has 82% of Russians. All pre war non russian population was kicked out in 1945.
Anyone interested in belarus girls don't worry. There's plenty of them in Kaliningrad and they are more slutty than their Minsk counterparts.

[Bez Bezarra]

Kaliningrad isn't an historical motherland province, its a post-WWII Prussian trophy/ pre-cold war outpost possession territory, like the Kuril islands stolen from Japan. Didn't they keep it to have their only year-round ice-free Soviet Baltic Fleet access naval base? There's nothing russian about it, its just a post-cold war Lithuanian-Polish NATO sandwich anomaly. Well, I guess there's some girls wedged in with the 400,000 population.

But how can you compare that with Minsk, population 1.8 million, plus another 1.2 million more in its satellite cities? That's a LOT of financially needy styudenkas!! You show up there come springtime with a fat wallet and you're gonna be very popular and probably pretty busy until you're either nearly broke or just plain worn out. There's practically nothing about Minsk that ISN'T russian. Being the capital city of a country, it may be slightly more expensive than the largest city administrative centers of FSU oblasts, and some Minsk girls, like in West World disco, may have a bit of an attitude, similar to St. Pitr and Kiev girls. Some others may be on the more conservative side, that's just a Belarus thing, right?

I can't really elaborate any further, due to my never having had any good reason to visit Kaliningrad, but I think I've adequately explained why.

For anyone who thinks it would be a better mongering destination than anywhere else in the FSU, god bless, have at it, tear the fucking place up, but just please bring us back some proof, ok?

[CallSign Papa]

Bez, would you rate Kaliningrad over Minsk?

[Bez Bezarra]

Let me do Yangoon.

I Did Prague many times in the Eightiees driving there.

If you made car trips into communist Czechoslovakia behind the Iron Curtain, and you're also heading for Burma, but you consider yourself lacking the stones to handle Russia, then you're just daft. There's plenty of provincial capitals considerably less dodgy than Konigsberg or Tiraspol anyway. Certainly no more ominous than Minsk is.

Not suggesting you monger in Grozny or Arzimov, so many other fine cities with many friendly folks happy to see a horny tourist spread around some badly needed foreign funding. If you got the cash, they got the ass.

The only worry I've ever had during 17 sojourn sabbaticals was if my johnson would fall off.

[Jojosun]

I'm in Tbilisi at the moment. Definitely not a true mongering location, but for who likes tall and bodicious brunettes and off the beaten path challenging destinations, this undoubdetly is one of the places (with Armenia?) to be in EE. This is my second stay here and personally, I've discovered a kind of passion for Caucasus. And georgian cuisine and wines!

I am into tall bodicious blondes.

There were many georgian hunters in Minsk, Belarus, 2 yrs ago. In West World Club.

This would confirm your view of Tblisi not a true mongering destination.

I discovered the passion for georgian cuisine and wines in london, in a great restaurant, off Kensington High St.

[Doctor_Skank]

I'm in Tbilisi at the moment.Definitely not a true mongering location, but for who likes tall and bodicious brunettes and off the beaten path challenging destinations, this undoubdetly is one of the places (with Armenia?) to be in EE. This is my second stay here and personally, I've discovered a kind of passion for Caucasus ....and georgian cuisine and wines!

Never been to provincial Ukraine, but it's very very appealing !

Never been to Kavkaz myself, but been on a roll with Kavkaz women in Russia lately and really am into them and they seemingly into me.

A bit worried things would be more difficult on their home court with "big brother" literally watching over them. Has that been your experience?

[Jojosun]

If you feel attraction for unexplored territories and affinity for exotic (from incredibly diverse ethnicities, incl. russian) hotties then Tashkent should be at the top of your to-do list.

I'm in Tbilissi at the moment. Definitely not a true mongering haven, but for who likes tall and bodicious jet-black haired brunettes and off the beaten path challenging destinations, this is undoubdetly THE place to be in EE.

Happy NYE to all the ISG East Front combatants !

Tashkent has been on my radar for a while.

Met a stunning uzbek girl in CM2 club in Bangkok in may This year.

Getting there and to Tiblisssi from London, is expensive.

I would do Tashkent as a stop over from london TO Bangkok or to another gvm mongering destination, to make it cost effective.

Hit 2 pussies with the same cock.

Thank you for the advice, and happy New Year.

[Prosal]

Comrade VG. My satnav is on kaliningardand Tirasol, for the following reasons.

If you feel attraction for unexplored territories and affinity for exotic (from incredibly diverse ethnicities, incl. russian) hotties then Tashkent should be at the top of your to-do list.

I'm in Tbilisi at the moment.Definitely not a true mongering location, but for who likes tall and bodicious brunettes and off the beaten path challenging destinations, this undoubdetly is one of the places (with Armenia?) to be in EE. This is my second stay here and personally, I've discovered a kind of passion for Caucasus ....and georgian cuisine and wines!

Never been to provincial Ukraine, but it's very very appealing !

Happy NYE to all the East Front ISG combatants.

[Jojosun]

do you still wear [CodeWord131], suck your thumb, and hide under your mommy's skirts? afraid you'll catch cooties from those dirty russian shalava lakhudras?

please grow a pair and get over yourself.

no risk no reward.

if columbus and magellan thought like this, we'd still be in the dark ages.

seems daunting? her majesty's ship was named 'hms dauntless', not daunting, remember?

the only warnings, should be to all the girls, that their twats are going to be getting pounded.

buses are strictly for amateurs. if you're so worried about moscow prices, then just make your flight connection there and skip it, its a tourist trap anyway. s7 fares are cheap and they will get you straight to the heartland destination of your choice.

step off the plane like a real vory v zakone, it'll change your life, and you need to.

still not convinced.

let me do kaliningrad and tiraspol first.

then yangoon in mynamar.

bez, can you believe it, i first did moscow with mom on a package tour, when i was a student in my late teens. probably before you set foot in russia.

i did prague many times in the eightiees driving there from london on my own, when the tourists were mainly germans from the border towns.

but, but, this was in my early twenties, when i was a care free student.

oh, and i used to fuck my way around the swinging clubs of new york and la, accompanied by my ac/ dc english girlfriend at the time. she was a big hit in the clubs, and i met loads of girls through her.

do you remember plato's retreat club in newyork?

was started by a guy named larry goldstien, who made millions out of it.

all of this was in the eighties

so life has changed, and so have i.

[Bez Bezarra]

i don't have enough balls to travel to russia on my own, seems daunting and comes with many warnings.

do you still wear [CodeWord131], suck your thumb, and hide under your mommy's skirts? afraid you'll catch cooties from those dirty russian shalava lakhudras?

please grow a pair and get over yourself.

no risk no reward.

if columbus and magellan thought like this, we'd still be in the dark ages.

seems daunting??? her majesty's ship was named 'hms dauntless', not daunting, remember?

the only warnings, should be to all the girls, that their twats are gonna be getting pounded.

buses are strictly for amateurs. if you're so worried about moscow prices, then just make your flight connection there and skip it, its a tourist trap anyway. s7 fares are cheap and they will get you straight to the heartland destination of your choice.

step off the plane like a real vory v zakone, it'll change your life, and you need to.

[Jojosun]

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This is quite a compliment from a man that has set his satnav for Kaliningrad and Tiraspol.

I salute you, brother!

Comrade VG.

My satnav is on kaliningardand Tirasol, for the following reasons.

1. Serbia, has submitted its application to join the European Union on 19 dec, and on the same day, visa requirements for Serbian citizens have been abolished for travel to the Union.

2. This is the reward for Serbia for playing ball with western demands, and is a message for the Ukraine, with elections coming up in January, as which path to take. If Serbia is welcome in the EU, then Ukraine is more than welcome.

3. Even if Ukraine is a long way to go before joining the EU, travel requirements to the EU for its citizens could ease, if election results are encouraging.

4. This could only mean higher prices all round, just take a look at what is happening in poland and other EE countries, that joined the union.

5. With this in mind, and having done most of Eastern and Central Europe purely for P4P, I have to plan ahead and spread my wings in search of cheap blondekas.

6. Kaliningrad, would be a piece of cake to do for me compared to Vladimir (Russia). A couple of hours on the plane from London On one of the Budget airlines to poland, www.Whichbudget.com, in this case ryanair to Gdansk in poland, and then a few hours on the bus to KGD.

As for Tiraspol, another budget airline Wizzair, or Airlingus, to Bucharest then train or bus to tiraspol, via Chisnau, a well travelled route.

But I don't think I will have the Balls to travel to vladimir or indeed to Russia on my own, and in view of the crazy prices in Moscow.

Slutlover and borderland reports here on ISG, have confirmed, what I had in mind about costs of mongering and associated costs with it there.

LonleyPlanet and Bradet guides for both destinations, are very useful.

Travel to Russia proper, seems more daunting and comes with many warnings.

So it should be me, who salutes you Brother.

[Gergiev]

The Vladimir that Gergiev is referring to is in Russia.

Yes, of course, UB is correct.

Apologies; I was making a point about cops and like a lot of us am inclined to bundle the old FSU countries in together when making general points like this.

Where, is this Vladimir?

JJS, congratulations, you're even starting to write with a Slavic drawl.

You really do get around in the Ukraine.

This is quite a compliment from a man that has set his satnav for Kaliningrad and Tiraspol.

I salute you, brother!