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[Hecker]

Some people look at the map of Ukraine and try to choose some place to visit. You should take into consideration some things.

1. The people who know the right places have spent considerable time, money and effort to learn them through trial and error.

2. You can get some clues taking some factors into account.

Factors are:

1. Population. The city has to have more than 200000 inhabitants otherwise it is impossible to penetrate the social network and keep anonymity

2. Unemployment. The city has to have more than 5% unemployment otherwise it is impossible to get easy to shag low cost freebies

3. Economic activity. Industrial cities are better than cities whose economy is based on agriculture (there are reasons for that)

4. Education. The cities with university are to be prefered. (abudance of students, the obvious reason, there are some more ones).

The theory of spheres:

1. The austrohungarian sphere. All the places where the austrohungarian empire was present before 1914. Gold. They are the best regions regarding appearance, quality and availability of women. Also the best in terms of culture of women.

2. The soviet sphere. All the regions under communistic rule after 1917. These are the hardcore regions. High risk, high reward.

Some people prefer the first sphere, some the second. It depends on the personality, general characteristics, education, wealth, age, appearance of the traveller, basically his point of view.

[Dude77]

Lviv. No one as talked about the split club go there at 10 pm at night great and yes you can get phone numbers and fuck the girls. Also the hairy Lemon. Not a great name but ok. Than there are student girls that fuck and also bunya. You can get a bunya for two hours it cost $40 and can order girls. They are just shy there.

[Misterxxx]

I'm going to Lviv with some friends half of July for business and fun. So it seems its crappy in Lviv. From a friend I heard there are beautiful girls but not as beautiful and easy as in Moldova, but easier than in western europe. So, if thats the case. I can life with it. But is Lviv really that bad? And which cities in Ukrain are best? Another friend told me that the cities near the black sea are the best places to in the summer.

I am planning to go clubbing. Do you guys have any good tips for clubs in Lviv? I want to visit both student bars and the more exclusive clubs as well. What do you recommend?

And for comparison how much does for example a Heineken cost in the most exclusive club in Lviv?

If you want to go to Lviv to have fun, it's okay. If you want to go to find a lot of freebies or cheap prostitutes: Forget it. Kiev or the Eastern Ukraine is so much better.

If you expect something like "RiverPalace" in Lviv: No chance.

Exclusive club in Lviv (for example) is "chocolate". But expect dresscode. This club is just around the corner from Metro Disco (only for the young people). If you stand in front of Metro go right and around the building.

"Metro" Disco is full of students. A lot of arabian students, too. Too many boys at all. It's cheap and on some days it's free for the students. Not easy for boys 30+ to find girl in Metro Disco.

"Millenium" is very nice, but only on Saturday. It's too big and during the week it looks very empty, without any atmosphere.

Beware "Misto". Taxi drivers want you to go there. It's not in the center and the taxi drivers make a lot of money Misto is good if you are with some friends. They have little disco, restaurant, bowling and stripclub. You can find some girls for money. But better don't go there.

"Zanzibar" is a little bit outside of the center. Nice atmosphere. I like it, but they have just and only "bum, bum, bum" music. Not easy to talk with some girls, because it's so noisy. I think people who like drugs like to go there, too.

"Fashion" is in the center. Near to hotel Wien. It's not too big, but it's very trendy. Don't expect to find cheap girls in Fashion.

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[George Red]

I'm going to Lviv with some friends half of July for business and fun. So it seems its crappy in Lviv. From a friend I heard there are beautiful girls but not as beautiful and easy as in Moldova, but easier than in western europe. So, if thats the case. I can life with it. But is Lviv really that bad? And which cities in Ukrain are best? Another friend told me that the cities near the black sea are the best places to in the summer.

I am planning to go clubbing. Do you guys have any good tips for clubs in Lviv? I want to visit both student bars and the more exclusive clubs as well. What do you recommend?

And for comparison how much does for example a Heineken cost in the most exclusive club in Lviv?

Nothing to do there

Women are fat and ungky.

No students in summer, no good clubs, nothing to do, a lot of rain also in summer, very boring stupid city, no hookers.

[Ash1001]

Lviv I must say has some of the most beautiful girls I've seen, and in large numbers. Getting a date with freebie is very hard work though and you'll have to talk to loads to be able to hook up with one.

Metropolis, just outside the centre, is a good high end place. Very quiet during the week though.

Don't worry about the price of anything, it's all very cheap (unless you go to Split, a rip-off strip club in the centre. Well, not exactly rip off but unnecessarily pricey).

[Hecker]

I'm going to Lviv with some friends half of July for business and fun. So it seems its crappy in Lviv. From a friend I heard there are beautiful girls but not as beautiful and easy as in Moldova, but easier than in western europe. So, if thats the case. I can life with it. But is Lviv really that bad? And which cities in Ukrain are best? Another friend told me that the cities near the black sea are the best places to in the summer.

I am planning to go clubbing. Do you guys have any good tips for clubs in Lviv? I want to visit both student bars and the more exclusive clubs as well. What do you recommend?

And for comparison how much does for example a Heineken cost in the most exclusive club in Lviv?

Clubs in Lviv:

1. Disco Millenium, the most famous one. Open every day with young, well off crowd 2. Disco Metro, big disco with youth of average income who want to dance etc 3. Disco Picasso, small disco with students

Chances to pull in disco. Slim till non-existent except some days. (anyway not like in the past).

Chances to pull in the central square: Non-existent.

Chances to pull in the street: Exist but basic knowledge of Russian is needed

Generally you need to know the map of the region, some good places which of course are not to be revealed. P4p very bad, mediocre looking girls, 50$ per hour.

The West is the best, mongers have destroyed all places one way or another.

The dilution effect or the smog by lack of information. Where to go?

No one will tell you because you will destroy the place.

[Worldbank]

Thats true

Never go lviv or west ucraine

No easy fuck anywhere.

I'm going to Lviv with some friends half of July for business and fun. So it seems its crappy in Lviv. From a friend I heard there are beautiful girls but not as beautiful and easy as in Moldova, but easier than in western europe. So, if thats the case. I can life with it. But is Lviv really that bad? And which cities in Ukrain are best? Another friend told me that the cities near the black sea are the best places to in the summer.

I am planning to go clubbing. Do you guys have any good tips for clubs in Lviv? I want to visit both student bars and the more exclusive clubs as well. What do you recommend?

And for comparison how much does for example a Heineken cost in the most exclusive club in Lviv?

[George Red]

Lviv is definately the worst I know promptly followed by odessa in the winter. Sex is there, but sooooo very unclassy!

Thats true

Never go lviv or west ucraine

No easy fuck anywhere.

[Reiner Otto]

I see some videos about Kazantip parties in Crimea on Youtube. That seems to be very interesting. Can anybody report something about Kazantip?

Been there this year.
FANTASTIC !
Will be there next year again, definitely. But: Go together with a girl. To pick up there was very difficult for me, at least. Needed quite a few (rather expensive) drinks :-)
Best is also to go by car. Because of accomodation.

[Qjump]

It says EVERYTHING!

True! so true...................

[Bez Bezarra]

All you report does is complain! It says nothing!

It says EVERYTHING!

[Qjump]

This is a report from Donetsk, one of the most beautiful cities in Ukraine.

First of all I must say that picking up a girl in a discoteke or other places where Ukrainians meet isn't as easy as many tell on this site. I am 50 years old, allthough I am slim, I probably look like that. I didn't succed once. Even thoug my Russian is fairlygood. I tried in the streets (talked with many, but never had one, they were all ugly), in bars, in restaurants. If you want to be sure to have one, go to Motel (brothel) or Miraz. Don't trust anyone who says that you can go to this or that cafe or restaurant. And this applies to all of Ukraina.

You didn't score in Motel????
I have posted to you on the general section.
Did you not read the posts about Donetsk already?
What bars and clubs did you fail in?
Virus is full of kids, I am 40 and feel like everyone's dad there!
Give us more info, tell us a full report, you went where? what bars? what did you see?
All your report does is complain! It says nothing!

[Soraki]

This is a report from Donetsk, one of the most beautiful cities in Ukraine.

First of all I must say that picking up a girl in a discoteke or other places where Ukrainians meet isn't as easy as many tell on this site. I am 50 years old, allthough I am slim, I probably look like that. I didn't succed once. Even thoug my Russian is fairlygood. I tried in the streets (talked with many, but never had one, they were all ugly), in bars, in restaurants. If you want to be sure to have one, go to Motel (brothel) or Miraz. Don't trust anyone who says that you can go to this or that cafe or restaurant. And this applies to all of Ukraina.

[AColonizer]

I see some videos about Kazantip parties in Crimea on Youtube. That seems to be very interesting. Can anybody report something about Kazantip?

[Oli Cool]

Who can give me infos on Sumy?

Thanks for help