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[Explor]

Hey guys I'm new lad, very new to mongering, looking to find some girls. Forgive me if I make any mistakes in etiquette, and please correct me, so I can make sure to do it right next time? Thanks.

Are their any good AW that advertise on gumtree? How do I know if massage is professional or erotic?

Basically I'm looking for talent near oxfordshire and Milton Keynes, any of the home counties. My preferences are EE european skinny blondes (who's aren't.) , maybe MILF's but they would have to be drop dead gorgeous.

The only thing is, as I'm totally new to mongering and in fact, a 22 year old virgin, I am insanely worried about hygeine STD's things of that nature.

Are their any tried and true AW that you lot recommend?

I have heard of LMP but for my first time I'd like to ideally have a one on one with a girl who is up for GFE and DFK BBJCIM things like that (I know, crazy given my fear of STI's right?).

My budget for first time is £150.

Finally, is it worth getting things like cialis or viagra beforehand? I am almost certain being a virgin I'll blow my load in a second so want to go for multiple rounds.

Finally, is there any way to have the service Sex first then massage? It seems more natural to have it that way.

Any veterans please recommend me where to go and what to get. My sex life is in your hands, LOL.

Cheers,

Newlad

Hey, I can't recommend anything in your area, but in London House of Divine has always been reliable. I imagine that in Milton Keynes Annabellas escorts is good as I think it's affiliated to HoD.

I'm 24 so I'm also young. Usually get asked how old I am as they're used to older clients, as I could possibly pass for 18. Experiences have varied. It's a bit awkward for me if the escort is clearly 5+ yrs older (they're rarely honest about age on the websites) , but have also had times indistinguishable from one night stands with 'non-pros'. Feel free to PM me if you want any other advice.

[AfAsia]

Amusing documentary of 2 Grannies from the Hampshire Women's Institute, intent on the legalisation brothels:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/a...o-brothels/4od

[Newlad]

Hey guys I'm new lad, very new to mongering, looking to find some girls. Forgive me if I make any mistakes in etiquette, and please correct me, so I can make sure to do it right next time? Thanks.

Are their any good AW that advertise on gumtree? How do I know if massage is professional or erotic?

Basically I'm looking for talent near oxfordshire and Milton Keynes, any of the home counties. My preferences are EE european skinny blondes (who's aren't.) , maybe MILF's but they would have to be drop dead gorgeous.

The only thing is, as I'm totally new to mongering and in fact, a 22 year old virgin, I am insanely worried about hygeine STD's things of that nature.

Are their any tried and true AW that you lot recommend?

I have heard of LMP but for my first time I'd like to ideally have a one on one with a girl who is up for GFE and DFK BBJCIM things like that (I know, crazy given my fear of STI's right?).

My budget for first time is £150.

Finally, is it worth getting things like cialis or viagra beforehand? I am almost certain being a virgin I'll blow my load in a second so want to go for multiple rounds.

Finally, is there any way to have the service Sex first then massage? It seems more natural to have it that way.

Any veterans please recommend me where to go and what to get. My sex life is in your hands, LOL.

Cheers,

Newlad

[Climaxnow]

I know this is off topic but. What's a good area of London to live? Just moved here. I work in finance (Canary Wharf) and myself am a suit and tie type of guy but the area is bit dull to live. I tried Shoreditch and Angel / Islington and don't think they are worth the hype. Maybe something half way between the center of London and Canary Wharf. Kensginton is pretty cool but that's hell of a commute. Where do the majority of EE / Latvian / Lithuanian people end up?

Does this really happen in real life where a white collar worker wants to go live among the construction workers and baby sitters?

[Golfinho]

There was a song by The Eagles titled "Desperado", sounds appropriate for a name change for some guys, unable also to RTFF

This is the sub-continental style. Haven't you gotten enough PM's from them asking for info, 'bro? This is just another one to put on ignore.

[Bareback Jack]

I know this is off topic but. What's a good area of London to live? Just moved here. I work in finance (Canary Wharf) and myself am a suit and tie type of guy but the area is bit dull to live. I tried Shoreditch and Angel / Islington and don't think they are worth the hype. Maybe something half way between the center of London and Canary Wharf. Kensginton is pretty cool but that's hell of a commute. Where do the majority of EE / Latvian / Lithuanian people end up?

Well, the Docklands are a bit artificial, I can second that. If you don't like Shoreditch its pretty clear why you would like Kensington. The commute isn't that bad. Most of Londoners consider up to 90 minutes to work as a reasonable commute. I have a 15 minute commute but I'm not too fussed about location. Long days at work in the city make me appreciate the fact that I get to be home quickly. You will find a fairly solid eastern European community in the west or southwest, e. G. Ealing, Hammersmith, Wandsworth etc.

[Jojosun]

I know this is off topic but. What's a good area of London to live? Just moved here. I work in finance (Canary Wharf) and myself am a suit and tie type of guy but the area is bit dull to live. I tried Shoreditch and Angel / Islington and don't think they are worth the hype. Maybe something half way between the center of London and Canary Wharf. Kensginton is pretty cool but that's hell of a commute. Where do the majority of EE / Latvian / Lithuanian people end up?

. Majority of EE girls in London are Polish. Polish girls are to be found mainly in west London. Hammersmith and all the way west.

I don't care much for any area east Of the River with all the hype in the world.

Kensington, Chelsea, nice areas of Notting Hill Gate, Holland Park, Fullham, nicer areas of Hammersmith.

All close to the west End.

[Sean EZ]

I know this is off topic but. What's a good area of London to live? Just moved here. I work in finance (Canary Wharf) and myself am a suit and tie type of guy but the area is bit dull to live. I tried Shoreditch and Angel / Islington and don't think they are worth the hype. Maybe something half way between the center of London and Canary Wharf. Kensginton is pretty cool but that's hell of a commute. Where do the majority of EE / Latvian / Lithuanian people end up?

[BionicMan]

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm afraid that if you don't follow the normal etiquette of the forum then you might be ignored. Face Man

There was a song by The Eagles titled "Desperado", sounds appropriate for a name change for some guys, unable also to RTFF

[Face Man]

Hi Nishu617.

Forgive me, but it is usual to make a few posts offering information before you ask fellow members to share their information. I note that on the last 30 or so of your (short) posts, all you do is ask for information and offer nothing back. Furthermore, you have posted the same question in three of the UK threads, which is two too many, especially the thread reserved for photos. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm afraid that if you don't follow the normal etiquette of the forum then you might be ignored.

Face Man

[Face Man]

Hi Guys,

I posted this report on my home thread (Southampton) but then realised it would be better here: -

I've been mongering for nearly 15 years now, but only for 2 years in my home country. I reckon I'm pretty much an expert at how to get the most out of this 'hobby'. Here's a few 'rules'. Remember that, as with all rules, the skill is in knowing when to break them.

1. Money paid bears no relation to quality received.

2. Profile pictures are wrong more often than not, and it's the blatant ones which should be easy to spot.

3. Avoid English girls – this is probably counter intuitive but I say this purely from experience. The only thing I haven't tried is expensive English girls, but refer back to rule 1 on this.

4. Avoid Romanians (and girls claiming to be Italian when they plainly aren't). This is beginning to sound rascist, I know, but again this is from years of practical experience. Interestingly, genuinely Italian girls have always given me good service – it's just that there are so few of them.

5. Seek out girls from Poland, the Baltics and consider Hungarians, Russians and Ukrainians, although you won't find many Ukrainians in the UK. My best experiences have been with Polish girls.

6. Avoid girls under 23 – they don't seem to know what they are doing, although there are many, many exceptions to this 'rule'.

7. Accept that the person who answers the phone will often not be the girl you end up seeing. This is particularly true with cheaper girls in London, who often don't speak any English.

8. On a first session, always keep your wits about you and always be ready to leave within the first 10 seconds if something does not feel 'right'. Remember that when the girl opens the door to you, she will be hiding behind it so that passers-by cannot see her – so quickly get inside and shut the door behind you, then size up the situation.

Face Man

[Dirty Hog]

Any good young Chinese girl on Adult work?

Prefer a bit of meat on them.

Thanks

No particular recommendation I am afraid, as places I have been are mostly bait and switch, the only downside, so it is a lottery which never turns out too badly and the service is always extremely good, just one or two Midland reviews I have added for the Chinese establishments. But if you like a bit of meat on them, cannot recommend one that is "hauling ass," sorry about that. Anyway. Back to the Olympics now I guess. Searching frantically for some beach volleyball and those tight outfits. I guess other mongerers also have that in mind.

[Jojosun]

[QUOTE=JohnnyO; 1307654]

Hi which type of Kamagra do you recommend as there seems to be quite a few to choose from, also could you point me to that thread as I cannot seem to find it.

Thanks

All info on ISG under Special Interests Viagra. Thread.

[Jojosun]

[QUOTE=JohnnyO; 1307654]

Hi which type of KamagraSpot on Jerboa. Yeah even the Romanian beggars around Marble Arch. Do you recommend as there seems to be quite a few to choose from, also could you point me to that thread as I cannot seem to find it.

Thanks

Depends on your needs and condition as well as Age. I used kamagra and Generic Levitra from them

Read what they say on their site.

It was here a while back. But you woyldn't learn anyting new from it.

There is here on ISG a Thread on Viagra and generic stuff. Look under forums.

[JohnnyO]

[QUOTE=Jojosun; 1305131]

Hi all,

I was given a blue pill a while back when I was abroad, now looking to get some in uk

Tried looking online, seems you can get the real thing online from high street chemists, just fill in a form, but expensive.

So I want to try ordering the generic ones online instead but I found so many sites I'm sure some are just a scam, and some had long delivery times for uk so who knows where they come from.

Hoping someone out there has tried and tested and can let me know where they purchased.

Thanks in advance. Quote.

Been using them for years from this one below.

http://www.kamagra-fast.co/.

There is a thread in The London section on them

Hi which type of Kamagra do you recommend as there seems to be quite a few to choose from, also could you point me to that thread as I cannot seem to find it.

Thanks