Birmingham

[Uktouae]

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Out of curiosity if you know you're going to be shortchanged time wise in these massage parlours why do you keep going to them, couldn't you just search up on AW or somewhere else? You'll get plenty of 30 min and 15 min options not to mention longer and generally as long as there's feedback you can trust you'll get what you paid for. Plus you can preselect who you're going for.

[Dirty Hog]

1166 Coventry Rd, park in Deakins Rd, "Stars" massage parlour, then walk up a little, £65 on the door for a half hour. (meant to be). Waiting in reception and can read the selection of porn mags which I did for a minute. Into the room. I had chosen of them a fuller figure but not fat young twenties Turkish / Pakistani lady lovely dark eyes, shapely figure, not skinny and lovely tits. Black panties and bra.

A superb blow job that lasted a long time. I was brought to the edge nicely. With condom on at this stage. Before this some cuddling and chatting for a while. Girl friend experience. Then onto sex from behind doggy used and finish in missionary. Two positions. With a lovely lady. My hairy sack was emptied.

It was 20 minutes all in. Not bad and not good. But I had the impression that she was not rushing and was providing a service. If one of these establishments ever provided a full 30 minutes like they are meant to when we hand the money over they would take all the business in town. If I ran such a place maybe in the future I would have a big clock on the wall with big red digital LED letters that glow. When the customer such as me is pumping with the tongue hanging out and she is dribbling, I can watch the clock. It is the only fair way. The clock is started when entering when the girl is on the bed with you. It is quite frankly the only way.

What with Brexit fatigue and the bad England rugby result I was starting to feel a little refreshed now. I head off into the night for a pint of Stella.

[Uktouae]

Spent some time with Zaara from AW back in June, but only just realized I haven't posted the report.

When I booked time with her she only had a few bits of feedback and wasn't showing her face but I took a chance because she was offering some stuff I wanted to try.

Looks 7 she's very cute looking prettyish but cute is the main takeaway, body is incredible though, long brown legs and a tight waist with smooth flat tummy.

Performance 10 literally up for pretty much everything also a delight to talk to and spend time with, even after taking her up her tight little ars* while toying her p she was happy to chat. Took CIM like a champ and happy to be tied up and blindfolded even had a ballgag. A lot of fun to use all the restraints on her and then keep her see y with a magic wand. Offered me a nice little massage even though it's not one of her services.

She's got a sultry voice and it's an absolute joy to hear pure filth coming out of her mouth.

I paid for 2 hrs but ended up getting just over 3.5.

Since then we've been chatting and meeting up whenever I'm back in the UK rarely pay and even when I do now it's not for the full time.

I've noticed her page is blowing up now to the point where she has to turn down bookings.

[Dirty Hog]

Back to the Garden of Eden. Coventry Rd. £65 on the reception. The girl on reception had a lovely pair of breasts. Chose a brunette, of two offered, E European possibly, she was sexy maybe an 8 or 9. Very nice indeed. Maybe name Lucy. The base payment gets you the basic sex and blow job service. I paid £20 on top to lick her pussy out the girl wanted to pay her. £85 all in. She demanded I take all my clothes off then lie down on the bed. She quickly went for condom on was a bad sign always and was this time also. Anyway. She gave a great blow job lasted some time but I had the feeling she was trying to get me off quickly. I did not blow. She became a bit dominant. Lay back opened her legs and ordered me in her pussy. I happily reciprocated and spent plenty of time in there making her wet. She pulled my head out occasionally and pushed my head back in then did the same stared at me then ordered me back in as she lay on her back. She then crouched over me and told me to ass sniff. After that she told me to fuck her in missionary. I duly did and came in this position. The service I had was good while it lasted, with a pretty lady with sexy body. The service though was rushed. I was in at:42 and out at:59, that's 17 minutes, too short when I paid for 30 minutes. I drove off further into town to a bar I know for a pint of Stella.

[Dirty Hog]

Garden of Eden massage parlour, 1254 Coventry Road, I parked along Flora Rd and walked up from behind then turned left at the top, just to one side of the top of this Rd, the walk of shame is not too bad, but also not great. Anyway, the premises were very nice theécor, secure, nice reception. I was presented with one girl, I chose, Annah, she was a 9, hardly any English, Romanian or Bulgariaan possibly. Sexy body. Twenties no more than that. On recption I paid £65 for half HR.

Nice room, lots and lots of foreplay. She kept her panties and bra on for ages I like that. Then eventually I take off the bra and panties after the big tease. I suck her nipples till they were erect for ages. We lay on the bed I asked for oral on her I had to pay she said 20, I offered ten she eventually accepted. On 10. I pussy licked her out for ages, she was very wet. She sat on my face for this also I lay in front of her for it so she watched me do it. I think she enjoyed it as she buckled and moved up and down and forced my tongue inside her more.

Now the sex I wanted but she declined. I did not understand. Do I pay more for this? The sex is always included in the base price. Don't know. She had no English so I looked at the watch the time was close on half HR, maybe that was it. Don't know, anyway the time was used? I asked for a wank, she did that for me and after some wanking I shot the cream up, she directed it away from her it shot off up the frustrated load, and dribbled and covered my shaft and stomach and thighs. She shoved tissues at me to clear up for me to mop it all up.

It was enjoyable but I could have done with penetration, I don't really know the contractual issues, but will return sometime and see, I think we just ran out of time maybe. At least my ball sack was emptied at the end. I will do less foreplay next time and see. She wash her pussy for ages after that must have made her wet. First time to this parlour.

[Dirty Hog]

Massage parlour Oxford Street, Blue Belle Suite, avoided a major rammed queue of traffic city centre bound dodged it from the M6 off the centre past Villa ground, came down sat nav and parked near a railway arch just found space in Oxford St. Some major music kicking off nearby loads of student types milling around scantily clad, some in black stockings, mmm. Maybe a club nearby or something, early evening 6 pm, bouncers on the corner. Anyway. Found the parlour and entered through high security cameras and locked doors two sets and intercoms. Walk of shame from the road on entering not too bad. Steep stairs. Anyway, it is reassuring they security have that in case of idiots. My first time to this parlour.

Entered a room the girls were sitting around. Chose mine and we went to a little room with double bed. She returned and I was lying on the bed in my red pants. She sat by me and we played and fondled for ages. My rod was then very hard she took off my pants She removed her bra and out sprang and enormous set of hanging tits. My goodness. As you can imagine I jiggled and caressed and bounced them for ages. Cupping and lifting. She did not let me suck on them though but I face nuzzled them, she was Romanian, average looking of slightly plumper build in her twenties.

I paid half hour for £60. She bagged the condom on me and sucked for ages. I had the impression she perhaps was trying for an earlier cum shooting with blow job in the condom. I have been around I recognise the tricks. They have to remember a good service means punters will return. But I was much more controlled I am afraid even though it had been a few days. I wanted to lick her pussy out but she said £20 extra. I offered £10. She declined. So no pussy licking that time. Stuck to the half hour and basic £60.

Her panties off, the black thong shall I say. After lots of foreplay and blow job, I set to work with sex. The first position used was doggy and I rammed her for quite some time her ample arse jacked up in the air in front of me. It was tempting to go into the wrong hole like an Exocet missile, so she had no choice. But didn't. . Then turned her over and into missionary to finish and I blew my load off inside her with condom. I made moans and the bed was making knocking sounds as we heaved up and down to the sweaty delicious finish. My aching sack emptied again.

Not bad but not amazing, but I would return. I wanted a drink from the bar on the way afterwards on the premises, but apparently they only serve from 8 pm. Back through all the security again and back out onto the street. Maybe just over twenty minutes. Could have been a little longer. Back under the railway arch and I drove away.

[Ecivelum]

I was in Birmingham last week and visited Sunita on the strength of this review and on the whole I was relatively disappointed.

Friendly / Cheerful, happy to go multiple rounds, clean flat (though slight smell of smoke), shower facilities offered, parking (paid) available, offered a massage and good sized breasts (a little bit of sag).

Now the bad.

1) No Owo / CIM despite me being clean / tidy and having showered at her place (I've never not had this service before when offered even if it's only "at discretion".

3) She has put on weight since she's taken those photos. Something which she openly admitted before I'd even said anything.

4) Relatively mechanical in the act (a lot of obviously fake "oh baby"s) which might be linked to the fact that she said she's looking to stop escorting soon.

5) Expensive for what the service is 180 for the hour.

6) Despite agreeing to request to wear certain clothing, did not accommodate as she was running late she also stripped off far too quickly so I couldn't enjoy the view in her lingerie.

Now given her feedback on AW and the quoted FR I have no doubt she can be great I'm just saying Caveat emptor (buyer beware) as YMMV.

Interesting to read this, albeit a bit late. This was more or less the same as my experience with Sunita around the same time last year. Don't bother. There are lots of much nicer Indian girls in Birmingham!

[MumbaiFun1]

Location. Incall in apartment in business district. Easy to find and access code given via text on my arrival.

Booking. I had an appointment with another girl lined up but I had to cancel it due to problems getting to her location, I had seen a review for Jennifer last week and decided to try and book her. Sent a few texts the previous day, all of which were replied to within an hour or so and made a 1 hour booking at the top end of my budget £150.

Girl. Now I'm a sucker for a pretty girl and this one is what I call pretty. I really was taken in by her pictures and although her likes list wasn't particularly exciting, I do love fucking fit birds. Her pictures are accurate and she has a very toned firm body, fake tits and nice firm ass. For some reason I was expecting her to be quite tall but she was in fact very petite.

Action. I was greeted at the door by Jennifer in a nice short tight dress, heels and big smile. She showed me to the bedroom and asked if I'd like a drink and brought me a chilled bottle of water, all good so far. She looked proper fit, age I'd say late 20's. I asked her to do a spin around so I could have a proper perv before her kit came off. Started stood up with soft kissing, very much GFE, not much tongue action at this stage. I had a good feel of her ass and generally groped her, she was feeling my cock through my trousers etc. I lifted pulled her dress up over her ass and felt her nice soft skin, I was getting a proper stoke on as she made light moaning noises in my ear. She then stepped back and lifted the dress up over her head, revealing her toned body, clad in very skimpy underwear. More kissing and gropping as she moved back to undo my jeans and pop my cock out.

She tells me to lye on the bed, I do so and leave my cock at the edge with my feet on the floor, she pops a condom on me and starts a nice BJ whilst looking at me with her sexy Brazilian eyes, now I would much rather she had my actual cock in her mouth without the condom, so I suggest she remove it which she happily did. OWO was good, quite sloppy and good depth. She asked if I wanted a finger up my ass, this took me by surprise but I though hell yer, go for it. She popped a lubed condom on her finger and gave me a good old fingering while sucking me off, I asked her to stop after about 5 minutes as she was going to make me blow.

I suggested that I returned the favor and eat her mine, disappointingly she says she doesn't do RO, I knew it wasn't on her likes list so was sort of expecting it. I asked her to get in doggy position so I could kiss her ass, fantastic view and I set about kissing her ass cheeks. As I started to pop my tongue in her crack towards her ass hole she pulled away and said not inside, again I sort of knew this wasn't on her list.

As the view was so good I asked to fuck her doggy, a bit of lube applied and slid into a nice tight pussy. Pumped away at her nice and slow admiring her tiny waist and superb firm arse, she turned to look at me a few times, bitting her bottom lip, which for some reason turns me right on. Decided to pop my 1st load like this so upped the pace and deposited nice and deep in her whilst griping her waist.

She asked if I'd like a massage before we continued, I declined the offer and requested that we lay on the bed for some gropping and kissing. She seemed to get more into the kissing than earlier, more tongues, but not DFK.

Round two and she suggested CG, on she climbs and does a nice job of it. Tits in my face and again more kissing. Next up, RG which was I really enjoyed. I had an ass cheek in each hand and lifted her slight frame up and down on my cock whilst she played with her minge and seemed to get quiet excited. Did this for a while before my arms gave in and I couldn't lift her anymore. Final position was next, she lay on her side with her leg up to her chest so her ass was stiking out, I knelt behind her and got nice and deep in her pussy. I leaned over and snogged her from time to time and had a good old feel of her tits. She took my hand and shoved my fingers in her mouth and sucked them, I don't kniw why but I found this very horny and blew my beans in her for the second time.

I think I was about 45 - 50 minutes into my 1 hour at this point so decided to end there on a high.

There was also a 2nd about of her fingering my ass somewhere along the line but I can't quite remember at which point it was.

Verdict. As I said earlier, I'm a sucker for a pretty girl, Jennifer is proper fit and sexy. My last punt was with Poppy who isn't quite as fit facially but offers a whole load more for the same price and has a fantastic arse to fuck. I enjoyed Jennifer but will probably put it down as a one off punt with a top end girl looks wise, her likes list is too short for a return at £150.

[BrainDrain]

Found myself in Birmingham for a few days. Wasn't prepared to be here and hadn't done any mongering research until I arrived. I read some of the forum pages but most of the links were outdated.

Started reading through the http://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/birmingham pages as my starting point.

Sent off about 10 SMS messages and had two responses. Seems an international standard for WG not to answer unless they are available. Of the responses I received the locations were just too far away from me and away from where they advertised as "close to city".

Found one advert of a Thai lady in lovely heels and a massage table. Price was listed as "from £45". So I assumed lots would be on offer.

Turns out she was located within 300 metres of my hotel. Her apartment had one security intercom to enter the complex, then another for the stairwell to the hall. Rather than being greet in heels I was greeted by her in her house slippers. In the apartment where she lives she has a dedicated massage room set up as a relaxation palace. Payable up front £50 for massage with happy ending. Most of the time was straight massage. The last 15 minutes pussy touching, boobs and some craziness but not FS.

I would post the advert for reference but the ad is not there today, maybe offline for Sunday.

Trying to decipher the adverts in a new city is part of the fun.

Would return if I was after a massage again.

BD.

[Uktouae]

Sunita. Birmingham, sometimes back but worth mentioning.

I met Sunita at her flat in Birmingham. It is her home and was very pleasant and well kept in a smart area of town. It was easy to find and parking was no problem. Very Clean flat, discrete and nice flat.

Sunita is absolutely stunning. Sunita shows her face openly on AW so I knew she was very attractive but she is even more lovely in person. Sunita was wearing a Cocktail tight and short. Party dress but that came off to reveal a very nice set of underwear, minus the knickers!.

I was in Birmingham last week and visited Sunita on the strength of this review and on the whole I was relatively disappointed.

First point to note Sunita does not show her face openly in her pictures, it's hidden behind large sunglasses so you get an idea but not the whole thing.

Anyway lets deal with the good.

Friendly / Cheerful, happy to go multiple rounds, clean flat (though slight smell of smoke), shower facilities offered, parking (paid) available, offered a massage and good sized breasts (a little bit of sag).

Now the bad.

1) No Owo / CIM despite me being clean / tidy and having showered at her place (I've never not had this service before when offered even if it's only "at discretion".

2) She was late and had to go to a birthday party after the meet (took the call just before we started) so my time was curtailed but the payment was not.

3) She has put on weight since she's taken those photos. Something which she openly admitted before I'd even said anything.

4) Relatively mechanical in the act (a lot of obviously fake "oh baby"s) which might be linked to the fact that she said she's looking to stop escorting soon.

5) Expensive for what the service is £180 for the hour.

6) Despite agreeing to request to wear certain clothing, did not accommodate as she was running late she also stripped off far too quickly so I couldn't enjoy the view in her lingerie.

Now given her feedback on AW and the quoted FR I have no doubt she can be great I'm just saying Caveat emptor (buyer beware) as YMMV.

As a result of the disappointed I found another lady Porshe Devine (who as of Friday has moved to Bristol on tour I believe) £100 for 45 minutes (prices higher in Bristol as this was a special offer) no CIM but Owo, great figure (I mean absolutely stunning) and a pretty (and filthy hot) face. Great selection of lingerie, loves a spanking and more than happy with a little mild dom especially during A. Levels.

[Blair]

Inka: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...UserID=4526462.

Accurate profile and (I'd guess) genuine feedback.

Currently located in Jewellery Quarter but I guess she'll move on soon.

Enthuiastic service, eager tp please and definitely not a clockwatcher. YMMV if she's busy or you just don't hit it off.

[Blair]

Tried the following Vivastreet massage.

http://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/...----/178704905

Attractive, slim British black girl in her 20's. There were others available so YMMV.

New apartment, close to Bristol Road on the edge of the city centre.

45 / hr plus upsell for HE and furher upsell for topless.

Good massage and delivered as promised. A little too SOP for me so I probably wouldn't return, Not a bad option if you need to bust a nut.

[Blair]

Can't comment at all on the swingers scene in Birmingham, but otherwise the info at https://guysnightlife.com/girls-sex-birmingham/ is out of date and flawed. Jewellery Quarter and Calthorpe Park are certainly not areas for SW. There are SW areas in Birmingham, probably best left for locals. You'll meed a car and an appetite for risk.

Hey there,

Most of the talk on this forum seems to revolve around the online escorts, is that the full scene here these days? Will be visiting town with an adventurous lady in a couple weeks and was wondering about any good swingers clubs, the best info I could find was at this link:

https://guysnightlife.com/girls-sex-birmingham/

But they didn't get into which club was best or anything. Have you guys been to any like Real Deal or Tudors? Which did you think were best?

[AroundTheWay]

Hey there,

Most of the talk on this forum seems to revolve around the online escorts, is that the full scene here these days? Will be visiting town with an adventurous lady in a couple weeks and was wondering about any good swingers clubs, the best info I could find was at this link:

https://guysnightlife.com/girls-sex-birmingham/

But they didn't get into which club was best or anything. Have you guys been to any like Real Deal or Tudors? Which did you think were best?

[Chris Rob]

Personally verified.

Sophie: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...UserID=3670134.

Tall, native English, great body, pleasant, attractive and very enthusiastic. Exactly as you'd expect from the profile. Part time, and chooses her customers but a great outcall choice.

Monica: http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1291563.

Feedback hidden on AW (which is normally a very bad sign! and also has stopped showing her number. I really can't imagine why. Seen her many times over perhaps 5 years. Last time a week ago. . Pleasant, quiet Polish woman, around 40. Great body (tanned and toned) and great service. Pictures 100% accurate. We know each other well and YMMV, but for me some of the best sessions I've had.

Thank you very much for the info Blair! I will consult and see how!