Birmingham

[Truckdriver]

Has anyone tried the £1 hookers on Slade Road? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...treet-29137260.

[IsaBahn]

Recently I had a business trip around Europe which gave me one or two nights in each city. From Barcelona to Birmingham to Prague to Copenhagen to Budapest.

A bit about me, I am not very rich but I have some money to spend on my hobby. Please read my full reports on each city I get to which I try to dive in and understand how the city works. Read about Rio de Janero, Berlin, Prague, Kiev, Bogota and many more cities travelled to. Unfortunately on this trip I had a very short time in each city.

- Read the rest of this report on other threads and read my long reports on cities I have*visited for longer period.

Barcelona: I had one night in Barcelona. The night of Saturday. I speak*Spanish so I was able to communicate quite*well with the ladies, not all of them speak English. Summary: Barcelona is a very touristic*city and therefore the level of high class escort is actually low and does not exist. Most of the places are brothels that have Colombian, Brazilian and some Spanish girls. The ladies work for the brothel and can also do outcalls to your hotel. Most of the girls*are not professional and that has its pros and cons. The pros is that they are very genuine and sometimes shy. The cons is that they have trouble staying longer period, holding a conversation or going for more unique things like BDSM or swingers clubs. Also the prices are quite higher for the service than compared to Berlin for example. Also you need to pay the taxi for the girl which is an extra 40 euro.

I booked from the La Suite Barcelona brothel a Spanish girl for 200 euro for one hour and got an ugly fat short girl. She was symatic but unsexy.

Apricot Escort which is a brothel also but much cheaper. So I booked a girl to my hotel for 120 euro and I got a 19 years old quite good looking Colombian. It was nice but then I thought. This girl or similar I could have her in Colombian for 15 euros. But at least*she arrived on time and was quite nice.

Elite Angels escort which is considered a high class escort in Barcelona and does have a few very good looking girls but only a few. Not more than five girls and not all are working or available so you are left with two girls to choose from. I booked a young brunette from Spain. She was smart, witty and quite good looking, although not as good as in her photos. We went to a swingers club together. She tried her best but then again she was not professional*enough.

Uhomo Barcelona Swingers Club. You can not compare it to Berlin clubs at all. It is a regular club and most of the people are wearing street clothes and not lingerie. They have a few rooms for sex which most of the people did not use and basically people were remote and did not came to mingle with others. *.

Barcelona summary:

Over-priced Colombian girls.

Not equipped for longer periods such as all night (not from the girls who are not used to and not from the agencies which do not lower the price per hour for longer booking).

Girls look Ok but not thrilling. Many of them were not shaven perfectly and had a few days itching hairy pussy.

Very hard to work with independent girls who have attitude.

It is a fun place for tourists and a quick cheap fuck in a brothel but not more.

From Barcelona I went to Birmingham.

Birmingham: From Barcelona I went to Birmingham. I guess after Paris the place I hate most is London and the UK. Girls have very bad attitudes. No good escort agencies. They like to work with this ugly website called AdultWork which is shitty and most of the girls I wrote did not answer or answered already after I left Birmingham. The girls look dirty and they ask for advance payment. Nothing good comes from the UK.

From Birmingham I went to Prague.

Prague: From Birmingham I went to Prague.

Prague is one of my most beloved cities and countries. Although the prices went high and now they are like in Germany or even more expensive than Germany I still like this place. There are three agencies I work with in Prague. Absolute Czech. Gentleman-secret-club*and Try-it. They are all very good, very precise, good service, real girls photos (most of the girls work in all the three agencies at the same time). I took girls from Prague all over the world. From Greece to Copenhagen (on this trip. Read about it) to Mallorca. The hotels are cool and it is easy to work with.

At night I booked a lovely lady from Absolute Czech. She was amazing!! 600 euro for two hours but I am talking about a barbie girl, smart, beautiful, nice and eager to please. Although she doesn't do any specials she was a cutie.

The day after in the morning I booked a girl from Try-it. She was good looking but not as the girl from the night before and was quite not bright unfortunately with fake eyebrows and fake lips. Not my type. 350 euros.

From Prague I went to Copenhagen and I booked one of the top girls for two days in Copenhagen from Gentleman-secret-club to come with me to Copenhagen.

Copenhagen: From Prague I went to Copenhagen and I booked one of the top girls for two days in Copenhagen from Gentleman-secret-club to come with me to Copenhagen.

It is my first time in Copenhagen and basically it looks like a nice city. I was having lots and lots of difficulties setting a meeting with an escort in Copenhagen and I would not recommend*it. I could not find any high class agency with real photos and a good attitude. Most of the independent girls are low quality. Colombians, Brazilians, Romanians and although I love those girls, in Copenhagen they had zero reliability. So I decided not to book "local" girls and bring my own. I was in Copenhagen Tuesday and Wednesday and tried swingers club each night. Actually Tuesday was a bit better. City Swingers 1: A few couples (for the middle of the week is good). The Danish people are the most welcoming and helpful people in the world and I just enjoyed every bit of interaction with each one of them. Polite, eager to help, good looking. The girl I took from Prague was amazin: She played with all the men and women she could find. She had a million dollar body and liked anal sex like crazy. But the nights were kind of slow. Next time I will go to Copenhagen in the weekend and bring a girl with me. The swingers clubs are supposed to be quite good in Copenhagen. Please note that Copenhagen is very expensive. No Uber so Taxis and highly priced restaurants.

Copenhagen summary:

No good escorts.

No good independent ladies.

Beautiful nice and humble people.

Crazy amazing swingers clubs.

Quite expensive.

From Copenhagen I went to Budapest.

Budapest: From Copenhagen I went to Budapest.

It was my first time in Budapest and I think this city has a lot to offer and a lot of potential but unfortunately I only had one night. I tried to set up a meeting with Cool Srac from this forum but he was busy shooting a scene and could only attend to me late at night. He called me late at night and wanted to come with the girls directly (price for 600 to 700 euro for two hours each) but I wanted to see photos first. I booked another high class girl from Fetish Escort which is an agency I work with for a long time and one of the girls is located in Budapest. I had an amazing time with a crazy nympho BDSM girl that does everything I want. Paid 1400 euro for 6 hours and enjoyed every minute. I also tried to book a BDSM girl from one of the websites for independent girls in Budapest, and arrived an old ugly skinny lady. I paid her for the taxi and sent her back home. I am looking for high class.

That's it for that trip.

[Dirty Hog]

A Chinese lady, 20's off vivastreet. Tel. '23. Sexy asian girl for nulu massage. In nice w central Birmingham flat. (loads of vivastreet oriental selection in Bham many of choice) Slim little over average Chinese, undressed me, he panties were too big, would prefer at least briefs or thongs. But were "big whites," shame that, was £60 and had to stop half way through to give her another £10 for me to do oral on her. Half hour paid for. She reached for the condom little too quickly always a bad sign, no gentle build up. Was straight into blow job, then me oral on her, then me on top sex, then I finished and stuffed her from behind doggy style. Again I was tempted by the wrong hole but thought better of it. Entered my member in the correct one for doggy. Then fired all my hairy sack load off. It had been a few days. All in was 17 minutes door in door out turned out to be a little rushed for my liking. Unusual rush for an oriental. There was a punter waiting outside after I finished! Ready for seconds. It was avaerage but not one of my better servicings.

[Dirty Hog]

Massage Parlour, Coventry Road, Birmingham, Garden of Eden. Parked on a side road at the back of the premises. Had one hour paid for, door in door out got 48 minutes. Paid £90 on the desk and £20 extra to the girl for pussy licking action, the oral on her. Total one hour £110.

I had blondings British girl, chosen out of two, pleasant, chatty smiley. Her tits on display proudly, but her black thong panties left on a while longer, a little underwear tease is nice. She gave pole dance for me, then played for ages lovely hanging tits, teased and rubbed on my cock, rubbing licking, blow job for ages, teasing long time. I did loads of oral on her. Getting nice and wet. I finish with one sex position used on her. Me on top blew all my load out. Lots of hugging and holding at the end. Nice clean tidy premises. Friendly.

[VinDici]

TL: DR.

Busty Barbie type woman, looks after herself, not a GFE style, good attitude, gives a ronseal type of service.

Service Provider:

https://www.adultwork.com/2257320 or https://www.adultwork.com/xXx%5FANGEL%5FxXx.

Comms: Professional! Initial contact via call, then everything else via text. Clear instructions, no messing about, exemplary.

Incall Premises: Rented room in an upmarket hotel. Room was clean and tidy.

Price Paid: £60 - 15 mins.

Services Expected: OWO, 69, Cowgirl.

Services Delivered: OWO, 69, Cowgirl.

Angel: Bang on time, I got the final nod to come to the room at the exact agreed time. Got in to the room, no hassles, although I was rather nervous as this was a Hotel meet, and they tend to have "COVID-watch". Angel was exactly as her pictures suggest, busty with no sign of silicone slim, with longe blonde hair and long fake lashes. Make up was generously and glamorously applied. No hygiene issues, she was clean and smelled good.

Punt A-Z:

She started on her knees and rubbed my cock on to her tits, then started sucking. OWO technique was good, no teeth, enough hand to keep it interesting but mainly mouth action.

We moved on to the bed and she gave me some more oral and a tit wank.

I asked for 69, and she moved over to oblige. This is where the punt turns into a neutral, she was clean and fresh, no hygiene problems, however whilst I was working on her she kept pausing the OWO on her side. I'm under no illusions that I'm a sexual genius, so I find it hard to believe that I was doing such an amazing job that she needed to take a pause and get her bearings. In addition, this is a 15 min meet at £60 no less, so the top end of the 15 min market pricing. If it was a longer meet, I wouldn't judge the pausing, however in a 15 min meet I expect the action to be pretty much non stop.

After a while she asked how I would like to finish and I suggested Cowgirl, on with the johnny, and then she rode me to finish. It was a great sight and some lovely enthusiasm from her side.

Once I was done, here was some post punt prattle, and then I fucked off.

In Summary: Pretty much a ronseal punt. You pay top whack and get a slim Barbie with big tits, and a good attitude. There is no kissing and therefore GFE atmosphere is noticeably lacking. If she had given OWO continuously during 69, this would have been a positive for sure, as she delivered on everything I asked, no if or buts. I will however recommend her, as she is professional to a tee, from her comms, to her choice of venue, hygiene and services actually delivered. However for me personally this meet was nothing special and I can only give it a neutral. There's a reason why they call this game punting.

[VinDici]

TL: DR.

Charming, bubbly, busty blonde valley girl. Offers a great service for £50, worth visiting.

Service Provider:

https://www.adultwork.com/930005 or https://www.adultwork.com/ELLIE+36 GG.

Comms: Excellent. Initial contact via phone call, logistics arranged by text, always answered when I called, patient when I couldn't find the block of flats.

Incall Premises: Short term apartment rental outside of the town centre. Spartan yet clean, I didn't use the bathroom as I had showered just before I jumped into the car.

Price Paid: £50 - 15 mins.

Services Expected: DFK, OWO, 69, Cowgirl.

Services Delivered: DFK, OWO, 69, Cowgirl.

Ellie:

I had an early appointment, and Ellie was ready on time. Looks like her profile pictures, cracking pair of GGs on her, tall girl and very friendly. Make up was applied subtly, I. E. Not totally caked on, and she was wearing a sexy outfit that accentuated her biggest assets. No hygiene issues at all, she looked and smelled good.

Punt A-Z:

We started making out, and I helped myself to her ample cleavage. She took off her stilettos and moved down to my cock and sucked me off (OWO). Her technique was very good, not too much hand, plenty of spittle. I moved her into 69 and we noshed each other off, no hygiene issues at all. She could tell I was enjoying it and checked if I wanted CIM (it was included, she was asking to be nice, not upselling like a Rom).

I declined and got her to sit on me cowgirl so that I could cum while she smothered me with her soft GGs.

I came pretty hard.

She cleaned me up, we had some post punt prattle and I fucked off.

In Summary: Lovely start to the day, I was expecting her to have a Welsh accent, but she didn't even though she's from Wales. She no longer has the accent, which is a shame since I find the Welsh accent sexy as hell.

Very friendly and bubbly personality, made me feel welcome and there was a good atmosphere throughout the duration of the punt. She does everything as advertised, no messing about, and I didn't feel rushed. I'll try to see her again, though she does seem to share her time between the Bristol area and the Midlands.

[VinDici]

TL: DR.

Big titted MILF with posh accent, good service, friendly and welcoming, very professional.

Service Provider:

https://www.adultwork.com/2218841 or https://www.adultwork.com/EvaJayne.

Take 1:

Made a call, which was not answered, but got an immediate text reply with info, sorted the logistics via some texting back and forth, then parked up on time for the punt.

For context, this was when hotels had just started opening up, post lockdown.

EvaJayne told me via text to go in, and to the left in the lobby, but that didn't lead to the lifts just to a stairwell past the bar, when I turned around the staff noticed I was confused and intercepted me immediately.

They told me to wait in the lobby, I said I would, and as soon as their eyes were off me, I tried to leg it to the lifts.

I almost got away with it, but just before the lift doors closed, a bloke came running from reception, and stopped me, they then asked me to wait in the bar area.

The main problem was that the lobby was empty so all the staff (there were 5 of them) had the time to keep a close eye out and I couldn't slip away.

If the EvaJayne had said to me, "Walk past reception and then left to the lifts" I've thought that I would've been fine. Instead she told me to "go left to the lifts", however in the lobby there is an immediate left you can take past a bar, which I did, I asked EvaJayne about this when I did finally meet up with her, and she told me that if you walk even close to reception, then the staff intercept you straight away. So not knowing the layout of the hotel fucked me up.

This particular hotel was not a good choice of venue, but I can't really blame EvaJayne for that, and to her credit she offered to do an outcall to me, even for the 15 min booking I declined, as I cannot host discreetly.

Take 2: Comms and Timekeeping.

Re-booked via text, I assumed I would find parking easily, but I couldn't and had to park further than I had counted on, which resulted in me being late. I'm never late to punts. When I did finally make it to the door, I was a little hot and sweaty, as the weather was sizzling that day.

EvaJayne was ready on time and didn't give me shit for being slightly late.

Incall Premises:

A discreet privately rented apartment. It was clean, modern and very minimalist, which for punting is pretty good. Parking in the area is non existent other than the NIA official car park, which was 10 minutes walk from the apartment. Bathroom was spotless and there was a fresh towel there for me as well as men's shower gel. EvaJayne let me shower and gave me a clean towel even though it was a 15 min booking.

Price Paid:

60 - 15 minutes.

Services Expected.

DFK, OWO, 69, Cowgirl.

Services Delivered.

DFK, Titfucking, OWO, 69.

EvaJayne: 128077.

EvaJayne was just as her pictures suggest. She has quite a few videos circulating on the net, so it was to be expected. She had light make up on, as well as pearl earrings and necklace, she wasn't wearing lingerie, rather a tasteful summer dress, which added to my "fucking a posh MILF" fantasy. Nice big tits and suckable nipples.

Punt A-Z:

After my shower, I came into the bedroom and EvaJayne was naked and ready for me. We started by kissing and caressing each other, however my headspace was all messed up by the stress of being late to the punt, and I couldn't really focus on my own enjoyment. I moved her down for OWO, and she delivered with great technique. I asked her to 69 me, which she did with pleasure. She was clean and fresh, tasted great, no hygiene issues; Due to my own stressing I wasn't sure I'd be able to finish in cowgirl, so I let her carry on 69: ing me and finished in her mouth.

Once I was done, there was some post punt banter, and then I fucked off.

In Summary:

Punt was ok, but not great due to my own stressing, and not in any way due to EvaJayne. I would certainly see her again, as she is sexy as fuck and really does it for me. Very professional, keeps to agreed times, doesn't double book, looks after herself and keeps a decent margin between customers, so she does need to rush you out of the door.

[Gamer76]

Spent some time with Zaara from AW back in June, but only just realized I haven't posted the report.

When I booked time with her she only had a few bits of feedback and wasn't showing her face but I took a chance because she was offering some stuff I wanted to try.

Looks 7 she's very cute looking prettyish but cute is the main takeaway, body is incredible though, long brown legs and a tight waist with smooth flat tummy.

Performance 10 literally up for pretty much everything also a delight to talk to and spend time with, even after taking her up her tight little ars* while toying her p she was happy to chat. Took CIM like a champ and happy to be tied up and blindfolded even had a ballgag. A lot of fun to use all the restraints on her and then keep her see y with a magic wand. Offered me a nice little massage even though it's not one of her services.

She's got a sultry voice and it's an absolute joy to hear pure filth coming out of her mouth.

I paid for 2 hrs but ended up getting just over 3.5..

Was she of Asian origin? Or a white girl?

[Dirty Hog]

Do you know if that one is Cov road is still going?

Yes still going, pre corona anyway, been there a long time.

[DannyGuy]

Adultwork.

Definitely still the biggest and best, some close contenders like www.ukadultzone.com and then we have vivastreet. I noticed more and more fake Birmingham ads there though. Whats the point!

[DannyGuy]

1166 Coventry Rd, park in Deakins Rd, "Stars" massage parlour, then walk up a little, 65 on the door for a half hour. (meant to be). Waiting in reception and can read the selection of porn mags which I did for a minute. Into the room. I had chosen of them a fuller figure but not fat young twenties Turkish / Pakistani lady lovely dark eyes, shapely figure, not skinny and lovely tits. Black panties and bra.

Do you know if that one is Cov road is still going?

[Dirty Hog]

Bro, What is AW?

Adultwork.

[DanCee]

Bro, What is AW?

Maybe delayed response as moderated before published, but AW is Adultwork site where many temptations exist.

[Mgajbe]

"Like a moth to the flame. " Yes your right. I do use AW a lot. Parlours are easy though you just turn up with no appointment, I guess that is the attraction. Sometimes making an AW appointment is tricky without plenty of warning. Also the excitement of not knowing what is there waiting in the line up. Also I just like variety of provider. Aw is better on time though that's why I favour it and that is why Mass parlours lose business from me.

Bro, What is AW?

[Dirty Hog]

Out of curiosity if you know you're going to be shortchanged time wise in these massage parlours why do you keep going to them, couldn't you just search up on AW or somewhere else? You'll get plenty of 30 min and 15 min options not to mention longer and generally as long as there's feedback you can trust you'll get what you paid for. Plus you can preselect who you're going for.

"Like a moth to the flame. " Yes your right. I do use AW a lot. Parlours are easy though you just turn up with no appointment, I guess that is the attraction. Sometimes making an AW appointment is tricky without plenty of warning. Also the excitement of not knowing what is there waiting in the line up. Also I just like variety of provider. Aw is better on time though that's why I favour it and that is why Mass parlours lose business from me.