Exeter

[BillShanks]

Hello, fellow mongerers,

I'm new to this forum. Or any kind of forum for that matter. But feel it is my duty to share my experience at Number One Thai (circa 2009) with all of you.

I went there on a friend's recommendation, who told me that he had been for massage and was asked to strip naked. To his disappointment, this did not lead to anything and he was apparently too chicken shit to ask for any extras. I decided to do a bit of research for myself and came across bits and bobs listing Number One Thai as an MP with happy endings on offer. This was enough to convince me that all that was needed was an extra measure of balls. Having lived in Jakarta for 3 years, I was fairly comfortable with the Massage Parlor scene and did not shy away when it came to asking for HR.

Granted, Exeter is not Jakarta and it's certainly not the norm to ask for extras at an MP which advertises 'Strictly No Extras' both outside its premises and on its website (see for yourselves. http://www.thaispa.org.uk/). Anyways, I decided on one fine day to call them up and book an appointment. When I got there, I noticed that the windows were mirrored so you can't see through at all. Always a sure sign of something not quite legitimate, I thought to myself.

I was buzzed in and greeted by the Mamasan. The woman shown on the website. She's not exactly good looking but as my experiences in Jakarta have taught me oh so well. There's no substitute for experience. She brought me up to a room with a massage table. I had a quick shower first and lay down on the table completely naked (another good ol' trick). She came in and immediately put a towel over my bare ass. Not a good sign, I thought, but whatever.

She massaged my back, shoulders and legs but did not venture too much around the tower-covered area. I turned over with a raging hard-on but she dismissed it by again promptly covering the erogenous areas with that goddamn towel. The most 'action' I got was a bit of upper thigh kneading but, much to my dismay, that was it. When I noticed she was done with my legs and about to start on my head, I went for it: "can you massage this?", pointing at my neglected soldier."No, no, no," she replied, furiously shaking her head."Not that kind of place." And that was that.

I apologised, thanked and gave her her money. What a disappointment. I'm still convinced it IS that kind of place. But probably only to a select few loyal customers. I need to know how to become that guy! So I guess what I'm asking you guys out there in the Exeter area. Particularly to Robert the Brave and Bell end who claim that you can indeed get HR. Is how do you overcome what I went through and succeed in getting that elusive HR? Was I just unlucky? I noticed Robert the Brave wrote that there were several girls to choose from when he went, but when I went there there was only the Mamasan. I suppose it's very possible that she doesn't give them out.

I haven't tried again since so I can't say for sure that they don't do it at all. If any of you have managed to get one, what's the protocol exactly? Any experiences. Successful or not. Would be much appreciated! Happy mongering.

Bill

[ChrisMonger3]

I am currently traving around UK and visiting exeter soon. I heard there is a place called "Pandora's box" which gives good massages with many types of happy endings.

Has anyone been to this place or can comment?

Regards

Chrismonger3

[Gareth Edgar]

After all the crack down lately does anyone know any safe places still operating?

Has the Ranch in Whimple been closed for good now?

[Bell End]

Just went again and this time saw jessica instead of June and she offers the full service and is a tiny thing with the smallest bum I have ever seen

But it is not cheep it was £60 normal (I was wrong in my last posting) and full is a £100

Very nice place very clean and relaxing

Cheers,

Bell end

[Bell End]

There is a thai massage studio in Exeter Tel 01392 459954. It looks bona fide and advertises different kinds of massage. The fee is £60 per hour. The girls are friendly and provide a hand job ending for the standard fee.

Number one massage

Hi its £70 for full body massage and can be variable but the premises is nice but you leave just wanting more and wondering if you should have gone to west street for a £45 er

Lets try to pull our infos together for exeter area chaps.

Cheers,

Bell End

[Robert the Brave]

There is a thai massage studio in Exeter Tel 01392 459954. It looks bona fide and advertises different kinds of massage. The fee is £60 per hour. The girls are friendly and provide a hand job ending for the standard fee.

[Robert the Brave]

About 3 months ago a new service opened from a detached bungalow about 5 miles east of Exeter on the old A30.I have now visited Lydia, Courtney, Katie, chantelle and Ellie.They are all nice people and provide a good(all covered) service for £60 per 30 mins or £100 per hour.

More details from *********.com or if you need to please PM me for telephone number.

Very little info here from this part of the world.Let's hope this kick starts the info exchange.

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