London

[PayForIt]

Maybe you should brush up on the prostitution laws in the UK. I might be out of date myself because I rarely monger now in the UK but the last time I checked the law said that it was illegal for more than two prostitutes to work from one premises.
But if 'things' happen in the provincial cities then that is not so bad because it is out of sight and therefore out of mind. It is not happening on the doorsteps of the capital city where the houses of parliaments is based so it is acceptable.

There were half a dozen or so regular swingers clubs in Manchester which advertised openly before swingers clubs were accepted in the capital.
Similarly there are gangbang clubs in other cities like Manchester, Sheffield and Birmingham which have been operating for years from the same premises. You just turn up and shag. However similar clubs in London are members only, you need to book in advance and don't seem to last longer than a year or so before they are closed down.

Any massage places which openly operate as a brothel in London with several girls available primarily for sex are quickly closed down with the owners exposed in the press and possibly jailed.

The police are happy for guys to find sex in London on the internet or any other secret source as long as the general public does not know that there is prostitution happening in London. So that means no girls on the streets and no brothels operating from public premises like a sauna where a guy can come in for a massage and find to his horror that a girl offers him sex for money.

Thanks for a sensible and measured reply as opposed to the pompous vitriol of (Wet) Dreams. How terribly sad for London. I am aware of the UK laws. They've been flouted since Cromwell was around! The law is no different in any other UK city. London doesn't have its own laws. There are plenty of openly advertised brothels in Manchester, Lees, Sheffield, Newcastle, Liverpool, Brighton, Milton Keynes etc. They are NOT swingers clubs. They are brothels. The police tolerate them as it prevents street walkers. They are very rarely shut down and even less rarely are people put in prison. Only last week on Channel 4 there was an entire one hour programme highlighting City massage in Sheffield, with pictures, address, and full footage of the girls and even some punters who agreed to take part. I'm finding it really difficult that it is SO different for London.

I'm afraid it comes down to this. Unless mongers are willing to risk picking one girl off a photo-shopped escort site and thus being very disappointed with who stands in front of them, London may be our capital, but it doesn't rank in the top 30 cities in the UK for mongering!

[PayForIt]

You mean MP or brothels?

Anyway, in both cases, there are plenty of non-Asian places, you are probably too lazy to Google and look for them.

For example, there is a nice MP with lovely Polish girls, I can't recall the name, I found it searching the web, you will find it if you care. But this an MP, where you get only HJ, and perhaps BJ occasionally.

For FS, thousands of places advertised for instance on acemassage. Or adultwork.

Do your home work instead of moaning.

A couple of things:

1. I don't need a lecture from some pompous idiot who doesn't know anything about me.

2. I'm not lazy. I've spent HOURS on the net and you cannot get a decent MP in London. Check out punter link etc or punting UK and you'll see what I mean. Adult work does not advertise brothels or MPs - it advertised individual escorts. You should do your homework before pontificating to others.

3. The fact that you couldn't name the one and only "nice MP" tells me everything. If it was that nice you'd at least remember which part of London it was in / street / area. But you provided absolutely no detail other than that it had lovely Polish girls. Terrific. So all I need to do now is search the net for lovely Polish girls and I'll find this one elusive place you cannot remember and cannot give any detail about. I'm wondering if it even exists.

I do plenty of homework, and post plenty of information and it is sad pompous fools like you who think you can give out lessons "do your homework and stop moaning" that bring the forums into disrepute. Dreams. I don't think so. Nightmare. Yes. Thanks for a completely useless post with no information.

[Myrrh]

I'm not asking for a lot here. Just standard fare brothels which operate in nearly EVERY major city in the UK where you go in, there are 5 or 6 girls to choose from and you can select a pretty girl and go to the room with her. Hardly rocket science and it is has been standard for longer than most of us have lived! But in London? I cannot find it. In London there are thousands of escorts, lots of escort sites, lots of Asian MPs, lots of Soho walk-ups, lots of Soho thai massage parlors with HJ and maybe more. But I'm not looking for any of that. I just want a normal bordello where you go in and select one of 5 or 6 girls and go to a room.

Previously I've been told the police in London don't tolerate it. Seriously? They certainly tolerate all of the walk ups in Soho, and they don't crack down on Escort sites!

In Manchester there are several massage parlors that are 24/7.

So. To the regular mongers in London. Please help this old timer who cannot seem to find a single good MP in central London to visit. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

Maybe you should brush up on the prostitution laws in the UK. I might be out of date myself because I rarely monger now in the UK but the last time I checked the law said that it was illegal for more than two prostitutes to work from one premises.

Soho walk ups are OK because the girls are working on their own. MPs are OK because they 'only' do massages. Escort agencies are OK because they only charge punters for a girl's 'company'. Whatever the girl does over and above that is between them.

But if 'things' happen in the provincial cities then that is not so bad because it is out of sight and therefore out of mind. It is not happening on the doorsteps of the capital city where the houses of parliaments is based so it is acceptable.

There were half a dozen or so regular swingers clubs in Manchester which advertised openly before swingers clubs were accepted in the capital. Now you can still turn up and shag at swingers clubs in other cities whenever you like but need to be a member of a swingers clubs in London to do this and even then they restrict the number of single guys that can attend on any particular night.

Similarly there are gangbang clubs in other cities like Manchester, Sheffield and Birmingham which have been operating for years from the same premises. You just turn up and shag. However similar clubs in London are members only, you need to book in advance and don't seem to last longer than a year or so before they are closed down.

Any massage places which openly operate as a brothel in London with several girls available primarily for sex are quickly closed down with the owners exposed in the press and possibly jailed. For example Steam and Sun sauna previously of Kings Cross which was closed down a couple of years ago and the owners jailed for two years.

The police are happy for guys to find sex in London on the internet or any other secret source as long as the general public does not know that there is prostitution happening in London. So that means no girls on the streets and no brothels operating from public premises like a sauna where a guy can come in for a massage and find to his horror that a girl offers him sex for money.

[Dreams]

I've posted on this topic before and I'm at it again as I just cannot believe that London. Our beautiful capital city, does not operate a single MP other than Asian MPs. Oh I know there are the walk ups in Soho. But in my experience they are woeful. Usually suck and fuck and it is very difficult to say no if presented with a couple of (unattractive) girls.

I'm not asking for a lot here. Just standard fare brothels which operate in nearly EVERY major city in the UK where you go in, there are 5 or 6 girls to choose from and you can select a pretty girl and go to the room with her. Hardly rocket science and it is has been standard for longer than most of us have lived! But in London? I cannot find it. In London there are thousands of escorts, lots of escort sites, lots of Asian MPs, lots of Soho walk-ups, lots of Soho thai massage parlors with HJ and maybe more. But I'm not looking for any of that. I just want a normal bordello where you go in and select one of 5 or 6 girls and go to a room. Where they are not all Asian girls. I actually like Asian girls! But not every time! I don't eat the same meal every day and I don't want my sex of one variety!

Previously I've been told the police in London don't tolerate it. Seriously? They certainly tolerate all of the walk ups in Soho, and they don't crack down on Escort sites!.

You mean MP or brothels?

Anyway, in both cases, there are plenty of non-Asian places, you are probably too lazy to Google and look for them.

For example, there is a nice MP with lovely Polish girls, I can't recall the name, I found it searching the web, you will find it if you care. But this an MP, where you get only HJ, and perhaps BJ occasionally.

For FS, thousands of places advertised for instance on acemassage. Or adultwork.

Do your home work instead of moaning.

[PayForIt]

I've posted on this topic before and I'm at it again as I just cannot believe that London. Our beautiful capital city, does not operate a single MP other than Asian MPs. Oh I know there are the walk ups in Soho. But in my experience they are woeful. Usually suck and fuck and it is very difficult to say no if presented with a couple of (unattractive) girls.

I'm not asking for a lot here. Just standard fare brothels which operate in nearly EVERY major city in the UK where you go in, there are 5 or 6 girls to choose from and you can select a pretty girl and go to the room with her. Hardly rocket science and it is has been standard for longer than most of us have lived! But in London? I cannot find it. In London there are thousands of escorts, lots of escort sites, lots of Asian MPs, lots of Soho walk-ups, lots of Soho thai massage parlors with HJ and maybe more. But I'm not looking for any of that. I just want a normal bordello where you go in and select one of 5 or 6 girls and go to a room. Where they are not all Asian girls. I actually like Asian girls! But not every time! I don't eat the same meal every day and I don't want my sex of one variety!

Previously I've been told the police in London don't tolerate it. Seriously? They certainly tolerate all of the walk ups in Soho, and they don't crack down on Escort sites!

In Manchester there are several massage parlors that are 24/7. Cosmo, Selecta, Bentleys, Diamond Dolz, to name only 4. Open all night long. Lots of pretty girls from all over to choose from. Nice selection of EEs, Latinas, Afro-carribbeans, Arabic and Asians. Magnificent! Great choices of pretty girls from all over the world. In Birmingham, Coventry, Liverpool, Bristol, Cardiff, Newcastle, Southampton and I could go on. Lots of massage parlors. So why not in London? In Leeds there is Winstons. The UK's only real equivalent of a German FKK club. Brilliant, gym, saunas, food, TV screens for sport, pool tables, music, professional massage services (no extras) and then 30+ lovely ladies to have fun with. If only this was the case in every UK city.

So. To the regular mongers in London. Please help this old timer who cannot seem to find a single good MP in central London to visit. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

[TheTank85]

Hello guys,

This experience is from a couple of years ago, I recently came across this forum and I joined it a couple of weeks ago. I thought I'd give my report on the services and experiences I had with Diva Escorts.

This is an account of my first experience with an escort in London.

I was in London on a trip and I had the sudden urge to be with a girl so I fired up the browser on my laptop and got to doing some research on different sites and Diva stood out to me, and so I went through the gallery with all the girls they had available, shortlisted a few ready their individual reviews other people had given them and then gave Diva a call, was greeted by a sweet sounding female voice, and I had a nice chat with her, I gave her my list and also explained the type of services I was expecting, she immediately told me to go with Electra from the list I had provided her, she told me that Electra was pretty much "Open Minded" and that if she was comfortable with me she had a lot of services on offer on her menu. I booked hesitantly as all the pictures of the girls on the site were heavily photoshopped and I didn't know what to expect. The girl on the phone told me that she would confirm with Electra and get back to me in a couple of minutes.

I got a call back from Diva after around 5-10 minutes and my booking with Electra was confirmed. The address was forwarded to me via SMS. Was surprised with the professional manner in which everything was being handled.

I left my place and took the tube to the address that was mentioned in the message, it was an apartment building just 5 minutes walking distance from the station I got off at and buzzed the number which was mentioned in the message, immediately I was buzzed into the building and at this point I had really mixed feelings of excitement and being scared, I approached the flat and was a bit hesitant as I didn't know what to expect. Got the courage and rang the bell, Electra immediately opened the door and greeted me in, I was left speechless, she was gorgeous, a real stunner! She was dressed in a sexy lingerie and high heels. The picture on the Diva site doesn't do her beauty any justice.

She welcomed me with a kiss into the flat and complimented me on being "cute", the flat was upmarket and clean it had 2 rooms and a kitchen. She took me to the bed room and asked me if I had her "gift" I gave her the cash and she told me to get comfortable in the room while she went and put the money in a safe place. I took my coat off and got comfortable on the bed, she came back almost immediately and asked if I wanted to take a shower, I denied it as I had taken one just before leaving.

We had a brief conversation and I told her that it was my first time with an escort and that I was a bit shy and feeling a bit awkward, she told me to relax and not to over think anything, she kissed me deeply and we DFKd for a while, she made me feel very comfortable and put me to ease very easily, after 10 minutes I felt as though I was with my girlfriend. The started with BBJ and it felt great, told her wanted to CIM and she gave me a naughty look and got to work, after 15-20 minutes of BBJ and tea-bagging I told her I was ready and unloaded in her mouth. She gave me a wet wipe and went to the washroom to get fresh. She came back 2 minutes later and we cuddled for about 10-15 minutes and did small talk and got to know each other a bit, it was great talking to her and while this she was stroking me, after a while I started to harden again and I didn't even have to tell her, she got back to business, she warmed me up with another round of BBJ and ball play and after 10-15 minutes I was ready for her, did her in missionary, doggy and cowgirl and ended it with a CIM again. She was great and gave me a really good time, everything was on offer except A Levels. She is not a clock watcher. She told me that she had a great time and was looking forward to seeing me again. Left her place 15 minutes after the 90 mins were over. Visited her again a couple of more times after and gave me the same memorable experience.

Looks: 8/10.

Body: 9/10 (5'3" 34 B and Dress Size 8).

GFE: 9/10.

Ambience: 8/10.

Experience: 9/10.

Damages: 200 for 90 minutes.

WIR: Sure, I did! The experiences were great and left satisfied on all occasions.

Hope this helps.

[Bloomberg1]

Hi guys,

This is my first time to UK.

I will be staying in leicester for a couple of weeks.

Can any one please help with a couple of links or contacts in leicester.

Since I am new to the place I find it tough to go by ads in other sites.

I have my PM activated.

Thanks in advance.

[Shibuya]

Hi there,

What are the decent massage parlors (spa) which offer happy endings in London? What are the respective prices and locations? Any leads would be greatly appreciated.

Chrismonger3

Best I've tried by far is Moorgatemassage. Co. Uk. 100 quid for body to body, price enough but a good massage and pretty / interesting masseuse. Great ending!

[ChrisMonger3]

Hi there,

What are the decent massage parlors (spa) which offer happy endings in London? What are the respective prices and locations? Any leads would be greatly appreciated.

Chrismonger3

[Mr Ricky]

I got messed around by this lot the other day:

http://www.indian-palace.com/

I have been a few times so did not bother with a plan be.

I made a booking and waited because I was early in my car across the road.

I waited and called back to see if they were ready.

Their phone was switched off. I did not see anyone come or go for a while.

I called a few times and send a few texts.

I left 20 minutes after my appointment was supposed to start.

I finally got through on my way home.

She told me the girl had gone home. Hello, how about telling the fucking client!

She told me she called and texted me. Complete lie.

I did not want to argue with her.

Have a plan be if you visit.

[Rajx1234]

Dear Bros,

Visiting London, staying at Tower Bridge.

Please let me know good Massage Parlours near the Tower Bridge, which provide FS.

Regards

[Vokey]

I called the agency and requested one Brazilian and received another. At first, was all good, then almost needed security.

Nothing close to the photos, body had been ridden hard and put up wet, tattoos and birth scars. Why do they photoshop so much?

Hardly worth 600 and the other 300 that went "missing". Had the lack of love and little under the influence.

I came back to the room with Champagne that was "demanded" and saw lines on the table. Hot mess, a real nightmare, Avoid.

http://www.megamodelslondon.com/escort/alessandra

Otherwise I was happy with Soho walkups and House of Divine.

[RandomTraveler]

I suggest you check out Arabella at Agency Allure. She particularly likes to lay with her head hanging off the side of the bed while she gets her face pounded.

Now we are talking! She is really pretty as well. A bit pricey, but maybe it's worth it?

I found these on AW though, dunno if they are any good, but I figured I could get two for the price of one Arabella.

(Not sure if posting direct links to AW is within the forum guidelines, so I'll post their user names.).

GIRLFRIEND DIOR. Seems legit, and super slutty, complete opposite of Arabella.

Sammy DEEPTHROAT PRO. Good ratings, a bit older but seems like her face can take a pounding.

Leila-DEEPTHROATSTAR. Read some great reviews of her, but she might have sold off her acount to someone else.

I will check out at least one of them. Dunno which one yet.

[El Mujerista]

The only thing I haven't found yet, the same problem with my visits to Germany, is someone who is proven to do a wet, sloppy deepthroat, gagging style. I mean, is a proper facefuck to much to ask in 2015? .

If anyone have any tips on providers who are good at this, feel free to give me a shout.

I suggest you check out Arabella at Agency Allure. She particularly likes to lay with her head hanging off the side of the bed while she gets her face pounded.

[RandomTraveler]

Fantastic report Ibn! I've been searching this forum for a while now, and haven't decided where to put it, so to speak, before now.

I'm going to across the pond for a couple of days in December, and clearly I must check out HoD and The Phoenix club. Will write report of course.

The only thing I haven't found yet, the same problem with my visits to Germany, is someone who is proven to do a wet, sloppy deepthroat, gagging style. I mean, is a proper facefuck to much to ask in 2015? .

If anyone have any tips on providers who are good at this, feel free to give me a shout. I realize it's about trust, and trust takes time to build with a provider, but when you're only staying for a few days, there's simply not enough time.

Again, great report Ibn, much appreciated!