London

[TheKnight]

WARNING!

Beware Cosmobabes. Bait and switch.

Ordered a girl from there who looked stunning on the website.
She was not the girl who turned up.

She was also 20 minutes late. It was now after midnight and I could not get another girl at that time. I decided to stay with the "switch" as she was ok looking, and in fairness the service was just about ok too.

However when the next day I rang back to query why a 250/hour agency switches girls without warning I was told I would be rung back by the manager/owner.

Obviously the call was never made, so I rang back a few days later and was sworn at and had the phone slammed down.

I don't normally pay above 150, or 200 for a call out as there are plenty of great girls from Scandalbabes, Academygirls or Diva and others, but really thought this babe was so stunning I'd go the extra mile. I learned my lesson - pay more get treated like sh*t.

Avoid Cosmobabes like the clap.

[TheKnight]

Jaas,

The price is exactly what it says. I've used Scandalbabes, and a few others and most have been great. Occasionally some girl will ask for extra for anal, and some may have the gall to ask for £10 for a taxi, but you certainly don't have to pay for the taxi, and "A levels" are your choice. Even then a girl charging extra for A is still rare, most include the service in the price, same with BBBJ and BBBJTC (CIM).

Check with the girl/agency which services she offers before you book.

[Merlin Magician]

Lonely Rider:

All you have to do is read all the little signs and knock the doors. If you dont like what you see, then go on to the next door. This kind of "knocking shop" shopping is expected and the girls understand that part. So don't get all "pussy whipped" and think you have to take the first girl you see even if you dont like her looks or attitude.

I dont know of another city in the world besides maybe Sydney and Brisbane where you can go door to door for model shopping like in London.

[Jaas]

When these agencies like Scandalbabes say 150, do they mean 150 or are the girls going to want tips? In America, the girls seem to always hit us up more more money when they get to your place.

Thanks,

Jaas

[Sabor]

Guys,

Shepards Market is half a block from the Hilton Mew. Find directions to that hotel and from there walk down the small hill from there. Once you find the begining of it there are two walk ups there, the door will be open and above the small steps you'll see a poster ad. If you continue down the street, cross a street and pass the parked scooters you'll come up to a red Royal telephone. There's a walk up there too!

Be safe!

[Opium]

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Merlin Magician,

Thanks for the directions... what can it be found down there?

Cheers,

Lone Rider
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Not sure but if I had to guess, it would be walk ups, as 'little cardboard signs on the doors' would indicate.

Hey I got an idea, why not go there and find out and then come back and report your findings?

[LonelyRider]

Merlin Magician,

Thanks for the directions... what can it be found down there?

Cheers,

Lone Rider

[Merlin Magician]

Best way to tour Shepherd's Market is to walk east on Buckingham Road from Park lane and then go north on White Horse Lane and walk all around the little streets and look for all the little cardboard signs on the doors. Work your way north toward the Marble Arch area.

All of this is in the blocks east of the Park Lane area which borders Hyde Park on the east side. This section of Park Lane runs down Hyde Park from Marble Arch to Buckingham Road.

Bon appetit

[LonelyRider]

Any girl/place to recommend within Shepherds Market area?

[Viagrant]

California Kid,

I recommend Scandal Babes http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/ , and I recommend A1-Asian Oriental Escorts http://www.a1-asian.co.uk/index.htm . I have had very good experiences with both agencies for less than 150 pounds per hour.

V.

[Cundum]

I followed up the recommendation for www.acemassage.net and chose Krystina - look under Surrey on the website for a picture and for her telephone number. Krystina is a well built girl - not fat but, for example, her bust size is 36DD. Some of the photographs are a bit unkind - expecially the one looking up her skirt from behind. She is half Czech-half Swedish - short blond hair and speaks good English. She has a discrete and very modern apartment in Sutton with its own parking space.

Prices are £70 for half an hour and £100 for the full hour. I chose the full hour. She does not do anal nor OWO but is happy to kiss and will receive OWO. I had taken a bottle of wine (red preferred) with me so we shared a glass or two before getting down to business. The kissing is unrestricted but she doesn't put a lot of heart into it. She was quite happy to show me exactly how and where to make her come and then finished me off cow-girl fashion (my choice) - it was bit mechanical but she's a very nice girl (ski instructer in Winter months in Czech Republic) and I have no complaints.

[Cherrycoke]

Does anyone know of any parlours/action around Docklands or Canary Wharf?

I've bought the local Tower Hamlets paper but all the parlours seem to be in Essex.

Any info would be greatly appreciated!

Ps. I'm still seeing Sammi in Maida Vale, gotta be the best value shag in London! £40 for oral & FS with the 18yr old saucy little minx!

[Murilloa]

California kid,

Your £150 willl buy one hour of a scandalbabe's time: good looking EE girls but attitude and quality variable.

or: two half-hour shots at Les Girls, Blore Court, off Berwick Street, for example Paige, tall blonde Brit on Thursday, followed by Lori, petite Latina on Friday. First class value at £60, always dependable, two of London's 'best-loved' girls. You'd have £30 left over for a quick fuck or a good meal.

or: £150 could be six basic £25 fucks in the walk ups of Soho. These are clean, safe and fun, (in spite of one or two squeamish reports on this board) but you'll need to put in some legwork shopping around as there are some real dogs on sale as well as goddesses. In the latter category are Amber at 70a Berwick St and Angie of 2 Peter Street. Remember you are under no obligation to stay until you find something you like.
Tell us how you decided to spend your budget, and report on the fucking.
Enjoy.
Mur

[Opium]

Hi-a

At the risk of contravening the posting guidelines, I would like to draw your attention to the following link:

http://www.acemassage.net

which is a site dedicated to providers of adult services in the UK. It is by no means exhaustive for all of the massage parlours in the London area but it certaintly is a good resource for those looking for action.

I've used it many times, and like visiting any massage parlour, you can expect to experience the entire gamut of service from the foul to the fair to the fine. That being said, I've generally been fortunate in getting what I want.

The site does not explicitly endorse any parlour but rather is simply a resource for the purpose of conveniently seeing what is on offer in your local neighbourhood.

Pricing is set by the parlour so it will vary. However I usually pay in the neighbourhood of 60 squid for 1/2 hour, one shot service which includes massage, bj and sex. I've seen some that offer an hour service for 100 pounds but that is a territory which I've yet to tread.

In any event, I hope this helps.

bye-a

[Iceberg Slim]

California Kid,

Try Scandalbabes, check websites. The agency that specializes in East European girls. They charge 150 pound an hour. Mostly good looking girls.

London is very cosmopolitan, nobody cares where you come from.

Have a goo time