London

[Barek]

Going to London in some weeks time and used to Asian pleasures, can somebody recomend a good AMP?Or a good asian masseuse.

After RTFF i could not find an updated info.

Thanks.

Cheers,

Barek

[HectorG]

Kingwenslas, excellent report. I agree with everything you said. ...I've never been to one of the London parties, but it is definately an acquired taste. Personally I do not like performing in front of audiences (unless it's me and two girls!) Your report has confirmed my assumptions. I will stick to Germany or Dubai.

[Iseeu]

Why wait 10 months? What are you planning on doing in the UK until then- go celibate?

Happy to try and meet up sometime. Lots of stories from the trenches...

Njoy

[Murilloa]

Hudson 44,

I have never been to a Marmalade event and will have to check them out: no doubt they are something special.

Meanwhile, in the interests of fair and accurate information to punters:

I have been to ten or so SR parties at the perfectly clean warm and wholesome Earl's Court venue.

I can only remember one occasion when there was a change from the advertised line-up.

The girls are those seen on the web site, although of course photos can deceive: for example the Brazilian duo of Nicole and Carla, plus British Lucy, who were playing last time I went, were all MUCH lovelier in the flesh than on the site.

While the Brazillan and EE beauties sometimes had gaps in their English, they are never as incapable with the language as you are in Portuguese or Polish, and anyway if I want half an hour's converstaion about French symbolist influence on the early poetry of TS Eliot, or twenty minutes on whether and in what position Rooney should play for England, I know where to look.

If, on the other hand, I am thinking of enjoying five orgasms in two hours in the willing hands mouths and pussies of lovely cheerful girls who give zestful service, then SR is a dependable venue, no, too dull, a joyous venue, to which I shall return.

[Kingwenslas]

Hi iseeu, hudson44, bbois77 and dreams

Ok, it seems like I should have done a little more research before picking my service provider. Thanks for the feedback and maybe in another 10 months time I will write my own report about Sacred Rose.

And iseeu, I really appreciate you coming back like this, maybe we’ll meet again sometime and compare more war stories?

Kingwenslas

[Iseeu]

I must admit that I was inspired to go by two things: Firstly iseeu had recommended a party to me when I met him at FKK World in Germany last December. And secondly, I think that the gentlemans parties website is pretty slick. Maybe, just maybe, I thought, the experience would be more classy than an average pop in a British massage parlour.

...My conclusion is that the party was pretty down-market and not quite how I expected it to be.

... A word about hygiene – less than half the guys took showers. And Lynne definitely did not judging by her smell.

...All in all, my conclusion is that I will not be rushing back for second helpings to one of these parties. You could do a lot better overseas.

Kingwenslas

...is not considered the higher end of these parties. I agree that either Lady Marmalade or Sacred Rose would have been better choices.

I prefer Sacred Rose as the manageress is a great person. They now have 2 sites- one in te City and the other in Earl's Court, which has recently been renovated. The girls are always the ones listed in the website that week, and I have always found them communicative, fun, and professional. Everything is squeeky clean. I also prefer the vibe at the evening sessions rather than the afternoon ones.

I agree that the level cannot compare to the partytreffs and FKK's in Germany, but with the professionalism of the providers, comfort and cleanliness of the premises, non-ripoff risk, and the total cost for multiple pops, I still believe that this is the best mongering value in London, which is not blessed with a plethora of options for the mongering crowd.

Anyway - what were you thinking listening to the recommendations of a sex-crazed, semi-naked, drunk with lust monger? I'm impressed that you took me up on my advice 10 months later :-)

[Hudson44]

As Dreams said, Gentlemens Parties is pretty down market. I have tried both Sacred rose and Lady Marmalade and have to say that Lady Marmalade is far better than Sacred Rose.

The Sacred venue is pretty down market compared to Marmalade. Also the girls at Sacred are rarely the same as advertised. They use the same ones day in day out and most dont speak English whilst Marmalade have a much wider selection of girls who all speak English.

IMHO, Marmalade are the most up market and best value parties in the UK.

Guys, my mate went to one of these....said it was the BEST sex he ever had, granted he was V'ed up, but managed it 4 times in 2 hours....and nearly five....the bast**d!!!!

This has to be the best value party scene bar none in the UK, and I have no doubt outside of the EE countries......enjoy...and report back!!!!!.....

http://www.sacredroseparties.co.uk/index/home.html

PS No need to thank me......lol...or him come to think of it!

[Bbois77]

Guys, my mate went to one of these....said it was the BEST sex he ever had, granted he was V'ed up, but managed it 4 times in 2 hours....and nearly five....the bast**d!!!!

This has to be the best value party scene bar none in the UK, and I have no doubt outside of the EE countries......enjoy...and report back!!!!!.....

http://www.sacredroseparties.co.uk/index/home.html


PS No need to thank me......lol...or him come to think of it!

[Dreams]

This is my first post in the UK section of the website, my usual stomping grounds being Germany and Eastern Europe. I am English but not a great fan of P4P in my mother country. Generally speaking I find the whole thing to be slightly seedy, dirty and expensive with bad service, unlike overseas.

By the way, I think that the quality of porn videos produced by British firms reflects the sort of image of the whole UK scene. British porn films are down-market. French, Italian and occasionally German porn videos are much better and classier and seem to reflect a far healthier attitude to P4P and sex in general.

So that’s the background baggage that I took with me to the party on Thursday. I must admit that I was inspired to go by two things: Firstly iseeu had recommended a party to me when I met him at FKK World in Germany last December. And secondly, I think that the gentlemans parties website is pretty slick. Maybe, just maybe, I thought, the experience would be more classy than an average pop in a British massage parlour.

My conclusion is that the party was pretty down-market and not quite how I expected it to be.

The party ran from 1 to 5pm, but unfortunately I had to leave at 2.30pm. I turned up 15 minutes early but was asked to hang around outside whilst they got the place ready. So at 1pm I went back, arriving at the same time as a fellow punter. We were very warmly welcomed and shown around and we paid our “contribution” of £130. This is another thing I don’t like about my home country – due to our silly laws the money was called a “contribution” and not a fee or a charge. Anyway we showered and changed into robes, and then waited in the main room for everyone to arrive. The ratio was 9 men to 3 girls. All three girls showed excellent social skills in making everyone feel relaxed and comfortable.

The three girls were Lorna Lace, who is regular and Alyssa and Lynne, both of whom were at their first party. Alyssa and Lynne are friends and said they came from New Zealand and South Africa. Just for the record, all the pictures on the website were fairly accurate portrayals, except for Lynne’s picture, which was of a different person. A word about hygiene – less than half the guys took showers. And Lynne definitely did not judging by her smell.

At 1.30 the girls led half a dozen horny middle-aged men to two rooms and the sex started. Even though I had to leave early I hung back, as having to compete with other blokes was not something that made me feel very horny. Lots of blokes came quickly freeing up the girls. Lynne started by giving my limp penis a BBBJ, but it took me quite a long time to get hard. I found the lack of mental stimulation to be a problem. Here was I, a veteran of FKK World, Oase, Bernd’s and most recently Party Treff Dorsten having trouble getting it up. I couldn’t believe it. So I tried to start a conversation with Lynne to establish chemistry, but in fairness, her mouth was occupied at the time. Then Alyssa became free and I had both girls going at me whilst I lay on the bed. I only had this for about a couple minutes before other blokes came and joined in. The girls were interested in making us come quickly and used their hands more than their mouths.

At this point I noticed something quite pleasant. Alyssa looked just like an old girlfriend who I used to have really vigorous sex with, except she had much bigger and firmer boobs. So I mounted her and tried to start fucking her really hard, but little Kingwenslas just wasn’t playing ball. At the same time Alyssa started giving another bloke a blowjob and he ended up coming over her face, neck and left boob whilst I was doing mish on her. So I called it a day and went and had a break.

After a quick beer and sausage roll, I told the girls that I had to leave in half an hour, so they very kindly took me back to the room to give me my money’s worth. Unfortunately a few guys followed, but all came quickly, leaving me with Alyssa again. Finally, she brought me to orgasm, over her luscious boobs. Phew, I’d made it!

In the break times I briefly asked other guys about their experience of P4P. Everyone was friendly but not too chatty, preferring to discuss football, for example. But the impression I got was that the average punter was a local player, very similar to the regulars at Bernd’s at Schieferhof, Germany, in that they did not stray too far from home and were not knowledgeable of other possibilities in the world.

All in all, my conclusion is that I will not be rushing back for second helpings to one of these parties. You could do a lot better overseas.

Kingwenslas

There are more upmarket parties in London, Try sacredroseparties or lady marmalade parties. Your report matches those in *********.com, where reviews are mixed for gentlemen parties, whereas they are unanimously good for the 2 others.
IMHO..

[Kingwenslas]

This is my first post in the UK section of the website, my usual stomping grounds being Germany and Eastern Europe. I am English but not a great fan of P4P in my mother country. Generally speaking I find the whole thing to be slightly seedy, dirty and expensive with bad service, unlike overseas.

By the way, I think that the quality of porn videos produced by British firms reflects the sort of image of the whole UK scene. British porn films are down-market. French, Italian and occasionally German porn videos are much better and classier and seem to reflect a far healthier attitude to P4P and sex in general.

So that’s the background baggage that I took with me to the party on Thursday. I must admit that I was inspired to go by two things: Firstly iseeu had recommended a party to me when I met him at FKK World in Germany last December. And secondly, I think that the gentlemans parties website is pretty slick. Maybe, just maybe, I thought, the experience would be more classy than an average pop in a British massage parlour.

My conclusion is that the party was pretty down-market and not quite how I expected it to be.

The party ran from 1 to 5pm, but unfortunately I had to leave at 2.30pm. I turned up 15 minutes early but was asked to hang around outside whilst they got the place ready. So at 1pm I went back, arriving at the same time as a fellow punter. We were very warmly welcomed and shown around and we paid our “contribution” of £130. This is another thing I don’t like about my home country – due to our silly laws the money was called a “contribution” and not a fee or a charge. Anyway we showered and changed into robes, and then waited in the main room for everyone to arrive. The ratio was 9 men to 3 girls. All three girls showed excellent social skills in making everyone feel relaxed and comfortable.

The three girls were Lorna Lace, who is regular and Alyssa and Lynne, both of whom were at their first party. Alyssa and Lynne are friends and said they came from New Zealand and South Africa. Just for the record, all the pictures on the website were fairly accurate portrayals, except for Lynne’s picture, which was of a different person. A word about hygiene – less than half the guys took showers. And Lynne definitely did not judging by her smell.

At 1.30 the girls led half a dozen horny middle-aged men to two rooms and the sex started. Even though I had to leave early I hung back, as having to compete with other blokes was not something that made me feel very horny. Lots of blokes came quickly freeing up the girls. Lynne started by giving my limp penis a BBBJ, but it took me quite a long time to get hard. I found the lack of mental stimulation to be a problem. Here was I, a veteran of FKK World, Oase, Bernd’s and most recently Party Treff Dorsten having trouble getting it up. I couldn’t believe it. So I tried to start a conversation with Lynne to establish chemistry, but in fairness, her mouth was occupied at the time. Then Alyssa became free and I had both girls going at me whilst I lay on the bed. I only had this for about a couple minutes before other blokes came and joined in. The girls were interested in making us come quickly and used their hands more than their mouths.

At this point I noticed something quite pleasant. Alyssa looked just like an old girlfriend who I used to have really vigorous sex with, except she had much bigger and firmer boobs. So I mounted her and tried to start fucking her really hard, but little Kingwenslas just wasn’t playing ball. At the same time Alyssa started giving another bloke a blowjob and he ended up coming over her face, neck and left boob whilst I was doing mish on her. So I called it a day and went and had a break.

After a quick beer and sausage roll, I told the girls that I had to leave in half an hour, so they very kindly took me back to the room to give me my money’s worth. Unfortunately a few guys followed, but all came quickly, leaving me with Alyssa again. Finally, she brought me to orgasm, over her luscious boobs. Phew, I’d made it!

In the break times I briefly asked other guys about their experience of P4P. Everyone was friendly but not too chatty, preferring to discuss football, for example. But the impression I got was that the average punter was a local player, very similar to the regulars at Bernd’s at Schieferhof, Germany, in that they did not stray too far from home and were not knowledgeable of other possibilities in the world.

All in all, my conclusion is that I will not be rushing back for second helpings to one of these parties. You could do a lot better overseas.

Kingwenslas

[Stonker]

Erik,

Try www.adultwork.co.uk and search for girls in London, this site is mainly independants and you get a little thumbnail of each girl before you visit her page.

[Erik]

Anybody could recommand a stunning young black beauty in London ? I have searched the Ebonies through the escorts sites, but it doesn't seem to be a lot of them. And in the Soho flats, they are rare too. I am certain London is full of black chicks, where do they hide ?

[Dreams]

Can anyone provide recent information on the Massage establishments in Central London? Thanks

Check www.acemassage.com

[Walker 1999]

Can anyone provide recent information on the Massage establishments in Central London? Thanks

[Dreams]

Here is a good Soho clip joint vid. Avoid these place at all costs, they are complete scams and u wont get laid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvqGMbn9Z8

Absolutely correct. But not to be confounded with the walk ups, where you can get laid for as little as £ 20; It's hit or miss, but I have had lots of good experience in the walk ups.
In short, Don't go down, go up!!