London

[Cundum]

I followed up the recommendation for www.acemassage.net and chose Krystina - look under Surrey on the website for a picture and for her telephone number. Krystina is a well built girl - not fat but, for example, her bust size is 36DD. Some of the photographs are a bit unkind - expecially the one looking up her skirt from behind. She is half Czech-half Swedish - short blond hair and speaks good English. She has a discrete and very modern apartment in Sutton with its own parking space.

Prices are £70 for half an hour and £100 for the full hour. I chose the full hour. She does not do anal nor OWO but is happy to kiss and will receive OWO. I had taken a bottle of wine (red preferred) with me so we shared a glass or two before getting down to business. The kissing is unrestricted but she doesn't put a lot of heart into it. She was quite happy to show me exactly how and where to make her come and then finished me off cow-girl fashion (my choice) - it was bit mechanical but she's a very nice girl (ski instructer in Winter months in Czech Republic) and I have no complaints.

[Cherrycoke]

Does anyone know of any parlours/action around Docklands or Canary Wharf?

I've bought the local Tower Hamlets paper but all the parlours seem to be in Essex.

Any info would be greatly appreciated!

Ps. I'm still seeing Sammi in Maida Vale, gotta be the best value shag in London! £40 for oral & FS with the 18yr old saucy little minx!

[Murilloa]

California kid,

Your £150 willl buy one hour of a scandalbabe's time: good looking EE girls but attitude and quality variable.

or: two half-hour shots at Les Girls, Blore Court, off Berwick Street, for example Paige, tall blonde Brit on Thursday, followed by Lori, petite Latina on Friday. First class value at £60, always dependable, two of London's 'best-loved' girls. You'd have £30 left over for a quick fuck or a good meal.

or: £150 could be six basic £25 fucks in the walk ups of Soho. These are clean, safe and fun, (in spite of one or two squeamish reports on this board) but you'll need to put in some legwork shopping around as there are some real dogs on sale as well as goddesses. In the latter category are Amber at 70a Berwick St and Angie of 2 Peter Street. Remember you are under no obligation to stay until you find something you like.
Tell us how you decided to spend your budget, and report on the fucking.
Enjoy.
Mur

[Opium]

Hi-a

At the risk of contravening the posting guidelines, I would like to draw your attention to the following link:

http://www.acemassage.net

which is a site dedicated to providers of adult services in the UK. It is by no means exhaustive for all of the massage parlours in the London area but it certaintly is a good resource for those looking for action.

I've used it many times, and like visiting any massage parlour, you can expect to experience the entire gamut of service from the foul to the fair to the fine. That being said, I've generally been fortunate in getting what I want.

The site does not explicitly endorse any parlour but rather is simply a resource for the purpose of conveniently seeing what is on offer in your local neighbourhood.

Pricing is set by the parlour so it will vary. However I usually pay in the neighbourhood of 60 squid for 1/2 hour, one shot service which includes massage, bj and sex. I've seen some that offer an hour service for 100 pounds but that is a territory which I've yet to tread.

In any event, I hope this helps.

bye-a

[Iceberg Slim]

California Kid,

Try Scandalbabes, check websites. The agency that specializes in East European girls. They charge 150 pound an hour. Mostly good looking girls.

London is very cosmopolitan, nobody cares where you come from.

Have a goo time

[California Kid]

Hello Gentlemen,

I will be in London on business next month and I was hoping that some of you might share your knowledge and wisdom. Because the pound is so strong against the US dollar, I was hoping to keep my fun below 150 pounds. Is this possible? I have read through the forum and I have the locations of some establishments that offer a range of services for less than that. What about the walkups? I have no idea how these work or where to start. I have seen Soho mentioned, but any specific street? Is there another location like Soho that offers walkup service? Anything or place I should avoid? My accent gives me away as a foreigner so any tips that you can share so that I don’t get too horribly robbed would be appreciated. Oh I am staying in west London, but everything in London is just a tube ride away so location isn’t that big of an issue for me. Thanks in advance for the help.

[nwtn20]

Hi there,

Any guys recommend a good place for massage and fun in the London area?

Can you tell me the price for the services?

Also, is there a place were they specialise in black girls! I am in serious need of some booty!

[Merlin Magician]

Roulette! Helloooo! What about the "Walk Up "girls? What about the parlours?

There are FIVE kinds of ladies in London and usually the Parlours and walk-ups are the cheapest way to go but quality is sometimes hit and miss. (Just like the agencies and the phone box girls--I won't even give the street girls a thought or comment. Never seen a street girl in London I would even consider fucking.)

[Roulette]

It has been a while since a consolidated report was added, so here is the current situation in London:

Generally there are three types of professionals in London.

1. Escort Agencies

2. Phone Box girls

3. Street Walkers

1. The Escort agencies can be found by searching on line. Although they look different, many are under the same ownership. So be wary of any misbehavior. As usual, respect goes a long way.

You choose a girl on line and call and speak to the agency. Often they will want you telephone number and wish to call you back. If you are insistent and do not want to give your number, they usually accept this and you will have to call back whilst they check the girls availability.

The price can be anything from £150 - £300 an hour. Most of the girls are good professionals, not watching the clock and you will have a good time. About 70% will do BBBJ if asked. This has been the safest and most guaranteed method I have found in London.

If there are particular requests, I will post a dozen or so URL's to some Escort Sites I have used.

I will also post a specific report after this.

2. Phone Box Girls. Any pay phone in central London has these and they are changed every day or so. You call and get a description of the girl (who is hardly ever as pictured in the phone box Ad.). They give you the address which is usually a private flat with a maid. A variety of services offered most of which will be discussed on the phone first. Expect to pay £50-£100 per shot.

You could get a clock watcher or just a typically cold English girl. I would recommend going for the Eastern Europeans who are here in strength or the oriental girls.

3. Street Girls. Generally available in selected areas. Totenham, Commercial Road E1, parts of W2 by Sussex Gardens. Tend to be druggies. There are a few good oppertunities and generally BBBJ and FS could be had in your car for £30.

However, stay away unless you really know what you are doing and have an eye out for the Vice Squad (Police). You might get robbed and I would not want to guess how many STD's live within an average Street Girl. Beware.

[Hunt99]

Spent some outstanding quality time with Caprice of www.caprice-escorts.co.uk recently. Pricey (300 pounds an hour for starters), but high quality and provided all services with a smile including BBBJTCWS and A-levels.

[CityDude]

As a long time patron of Blore House and Cottage a.k.a Les Girls, I have rarely seen a booking overflow. Maybe the lasses I see keep an hour in between visitors

[Murilloa]

Pussy Maniac...

is not much of a maniac for pussy, having completed just one post here, moaning about les girls. Under the equally unattractive name of 'woman eater' he has expressed the same whinge in the UK site *********.
Punctuality in a brothel is about as much to be expected as chastity. The girls are in a no-win situation: if they try to keep to schedule, and receive the next fucker on time, the hassled punter calls them 'clockwatchers'. If they go over time to please a punter's whim, or indulge an impotent or a drunk, the guy next in the queue gets upset because he's got a train to catch. (not that he would expect punctuality at one of Britain's' rail termini any more than he should hope to meet a virgin in Berwick Street).
For the record, on my many Friday trips to see the lovely Lori at les girls I have sometimes had to wait a few minutes in the kitchen while my lucky predecessor finishes, and on more than one occasion I have heard him 'finishing', with a cry of bliss, through the thin dividing wall. But the prize has always been well worth the waiting, and the maids have been friendly, discreet and polite, offering conversation and refreshment if required.
Instead of knocking that worthy British institution les girls, our new colleague should do what this board was designed to do and offer us information about where to get laid.
Mur

[Mensis]

Guys,

I'm here asking for advice again.

Anyone seen Madeline from Scandal Babes? Can you tell me anything? She's got good and bad reports on *********, and I don't want to waste £150, but she looks soooo hot.

Can anyone give me any idea what she offers, if the website pics are accurate, etc?

Many thanks if so.

[TheKnight]

MM,

I agree with you on many points. SM is much safer than Soho.
Walk-ups are great when you're in the area, don't mind being seen walking-up, and have time. However, some people are still afraid to say "no" or are fearful of walking away if they don't like what they see.

At least with the internet these days there are options to see the girl before you order, and of course especially with 1 other UK site you can usually read about your intended conquest before hand and decide if the performance is what you want. Vive la difference.

Take care.

[Merlin Magician]

Knight,

Shepard's Market is a great mongering area. There are more than 4 places. There's about 75. As to the "hit and miss issue," also like Soho, you can knock the apt. and see the lady and if you don't like what you see, walk away and shop the next walk-up. The ladies expect this and are not usually offended. If they get offended, then you didn't need to do business there anyhow.

Where else in the world can you shop for pussy like this? Besides Shepard's Market is much safer than Soho.