London

[BritIndcpl]

Regarding parties like LMP. If you don't mind lower quality then head for Paradise Spa in Becontree (londonadultpartyclub) on Wednesdays afternoon and evenings. But expect to wait in line with other men. Normally up to 11 women and 30 men but you do get 3 hrs and a nice hot tub and the odd pizza. Rooms are tiny not the openness swinger style of LMP but it's very cheap.

[Woodypussy1967]

Are there any parties equivalent to Ladymarmalade parties?

[BritIndcpl]

Hi,

I have been using and going to some massage parlors / Spa and parties (LMP / Phoenix etc. My posts are still here) but my wife has found out! Yes it's been hell for a few weeks but out of this we emerged as a swinging couple in UK. We have met several Indian / Asian couples already from another site.

It makes for a good topic of conversation, how I got caught and how we are together etc. So if anybody wishes to know us we can meet for a social and tell you about us. Guys, with your partner, chat over coffee I'm sure women will find it intriguing.

My last punting experience was a scam. Friend and I rang a number off a website, took a taxi to the place. Pressed the buzzer and you know the story a guy came in from the streets and said he knew the girl etc. Ended up paying him the money on the stairwell and he scarpered off. I'm so glad my wife has found out about my dirty habits.

[Kingmax Xx]

Hi,

I wonder if anyone use soulmate agency. How is it?

www.soulmateescorts.com

[Scraggy]

All I can say is that Yelp in the UK is a lot more open minded than in the US. I think if they ran a page on erotic massage over here, they'd have bible thumpers picketing their office. But in London plenty of listings on https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=ero...ind_loc=London.

Question for the forum is whether any of the places listed there are worth visiting?

Scraggy

[Jojosun]

Agree with your comments.

With all the Hoo- Hah about Central London Brothels where one just turns up and select from a line up of 3 /4 girls, there are many if one is prepared to do a bit of leg work.

Only yesterday my buddy and I (a frequent visitor to London) were walking down Kinghtsbridge which can't be more central than that with the world known Harrods its best landmark, as were heading towards The Victoria and Albert museum there was this Phone Box with cards of various girls.

Phoned one of the numbers there and was answered by a Foreign sounding lady who said there were 4 girls working and one can just turn up and select from the line up. Open till very late..

The number of this Walk up, Walk in, select from a Line Up, pay & fuck on Cromwell Road London SW7, ends with 3 0 6 8 as shown on one of the cards. LOL, lurkers and lazy mongers who are at present in London can make their own way down there and find out for themselves as there's no point in feeding them intel as they could easily find out for themselves by doing some research and a bit of leg work. This what mongering is all about.

For other areas such as Paddington, off Oxford street, cards are the way to find the venues as such places don't advertise on the internet. Cab drivers hanging around Lap Dancing clubs in The West End late at night will usually do the usual touting for such places but of course at inflated prices.

[Jojosun]

Agree! This site and perhaps unique to the London thread attracts many Lurkers who are happy to take but reticent to contribute. Adultworks, Vivastreet, Backpage and Hallo are methods of finding indie WGs but the best feedback can be found on UK Punting. All the feedback found on Adultworks is not to be believed to be impartial!

Agree with your comments.

With all the Hoo- Hah about Central London Brothels where one just turns up and select from a line up of 3 /4 girls, there are many if one is prepared to do a bit of leg work.

Only yesterday my buddy and I (a frequent visitor to London) were walking down Kinghtsbridge which can't be more central than that with the world known Harrods its best landmark, as were heading towards The Victoria and Albert museum there was this Phone Box with cards of various girls.

Phoned one of the numbers there and was answered by a Foreign sounding lady who said there were 4 girls working and one can just turn up and select from the line up. Open till very late.

Long story short. . The Brothel, Walk up, walk in, Select and Fuck, was just down the road near the corner of Cromwell Road with Gloucester Road, London SW7 . Prices £60/£80 for 20 minutes,£100 1/2 hour,£ 150 one hour. Very safe area.

Buddy chose one very attractive girl from the Line up for the 1/2 hour session but I told the maid I will be back later in the week as I wasn't in the mood.

Anyone wanting the number of this place, its there in the Phonebox on the Corner of Brompton Square and Brompton Road on the same side of the Victoria and Albert Museum.

There are more cards for Brothels in the area in the phone box opposite the museum, on Thurloe Place corner with Thurloe Square.

Of course there are many more just venues in Central London all covered in the forum you cited above.

[Jojosun]

Its all in the Title http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...to-buy-buy-buy.

Personally I know many repeat visitors and tourists from the other side of the Atlantic who are now in London to enjoy a city they love and know so well and also to Buy a lot of Sex as well helped by the plunge of the £ against the US $. These guys are into mongering with Classy English girls working for High end escort agencies but many of them prefer to Wine and Dine at luxurious Gentlemen's clubs with a selection of Girls 30/40 . Their deep pockets can afford it. I might add quite few of these guys know a lot about Mongering in Germany as they were stationed there in the past (US Military) before and after FKK clubs surfaced there around 1986, But they seem to prefer mongering with classy Top English girls. Who we all know are to be found in London.

This London thread is the place to report and read on Links and experiences on reputable escort agencies as its a more Reilable source of Info for short term visitors than trawling other UK sites which are more useful for Mongers who live in London and close who know the city and have a lot of time to research adultwork girls who do need a lot of research. .

Citing one perceived Sad Tale of mongering with an Iranian / Persian escort in London not working for one of the top recommended agencies doesn't by all accounts make London bad for Mongering.

[PayForIt]

I saw Yasmin (http://www.wildorchidescorts.co.uk/yasmin.php) on my trip to London recently. Called her agency on a Monday morning to find about Aziza (http://www.wildorchidescorts.co.uk/aziza.php) but she was not available on that day. With weather turning gloomy I opted for Yasmin to come to my hotel for 1 HR RDV.

She was bit about 15 minutes late but that is not the issue. The main issue was that she tried to rush her services. Came hurriedly inside room, took money, took off clothes and wanted action straight away. I was in the mood for some chitchat but no. When Ai touched her face she reminded me that I was ruing her makeup. She started with covered BJ and then asked me to mount her after sometime. The whole she was rubbing my balls calling me to cum for her. Normally I like to take pace my self and don't need instructions but Yasmin was making it hard for me. I did eventually cum but I would rather not see her again.

Her mood improved after the action, tried to sweet talk to me try incall sometime. She and her friends will take good care etc. The pictures on the webpage are hers but they are retouched. I usually like orient girls or girls from Indian subcontinent but the experience with Yasmin was not good. Would rate her 2.5/5.

Best,

AQ

Thanks for your report. Yet another punter who called an agency in London, got a girl whose pics were photoshopped, and dreadful service. I was in London 3 nights ago and decided to have a good meal, some nice wine, and went to bed with a book. It is just not even worth the hassle of trying to find a decent girl in London. As previously reported, there is no real place in central London were you can walk up, select from 4 or 5 girls in a LU, and have fun. AW. Hit and miss. Escorts are hit and miss. Swinger parties not for all. The few decent walk ups are not in central London other than in Soho where the quality tends to be very low indeed. What a great shame that such a lovely city is such a poor mongering destination.

[Aqin1982]

I saw Yasmin (http://www.wildorchidescorts.co.uk/yasmin.php) on my trip to London recently. Called her agency on a Monday morning to find about Aziza (http://www.wildorchidescorts.co.uk/aziza.php) but she was not available on that day. With weather turning gloomy I opted for Yasmin to come to my hotel for 1 HR RDV.

She was bit about 15 minutes late but that is not the issue. The main issue was that she tried to rush her services. Came hurriedly inside room, took money, took off clothes and wanted action straight away. I was in the mood for some chitchat but no. When Ai touched her face she reminded me that I was ruing her makeup. She started with covered BJ and then asked me to mount her after sometime. The whole she was rubbing my balls calling me to cum for her. Normally I like to take pace my self and don't need instructions but Yasmin was making it hard for me. I did eventually cum but I would rather not see her again.

Her mood improved after the action, tried to sweet talk to me try incall sometime. She and her friends will take good care etc. The pictures on the webpage are hers but they are retouched. I usually like orient girls or girls from Indian subcontinent but the experience with Yasmin was not good. Would rate her 2.5/5.

Best,

AQ

[Jojosun]

Had I not followed tips on this forum about Strip Pubs in the East End (thanks to Dreams), I wouldn't have been able to monger with a lovely Young Black Stripper by the name of Jai after she stopped working there. Jai was one of the best looking girls at one of the Shoredtich Clubs. Waited for the right time and got a fantastic enthusiastic session at a much lower price than what I would've paid had I asked her inside the club when she was working there.

Here she's https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...twork%2Ecom%2F.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...Ecom%2FSearch%

A threesome can be had as well http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3581161.

There are other girls as well. . Obviously not suitable for "Jug Dodgers " and tight fist miserable old gits LOL.

Jai can be had for £20 cheaper than on adultwork London location by heading to Milton Keynes just 3 o /35 minutes away on the train from Central.

London. . http://www.annabellasescorts.com/esc...php?girlid=704. The train fare can be cost effective by mongering with other girls there as well.

And here's another Ex Stripper who used to dance at The World famous Stringfellows in London, Paris the ex queen of Soho ,4 Old Compton Street aka LOL Rue De Vaseline, https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...2FSearch%2Easp http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile...m%2FSearch.asp.

Paris was doing Tricks even when she was dancing at SF Club,But in her words on her Profile "I used to be a stripper at a well known club but came to the conclusion that escorting is simply much more fun and it involves more personal intimacy and I just love sex so just dancing couldn't satisfy me enough" Very wise words from Paris who I can confirm is a lot of fun and is an excellent example of a young Romanian Girl who moved with her family to London when she was very young, a lot of sex helped her to integrate so well now she's very much British in every way. Had the pleasure with her few times. A great actress as well in the bedroom.

She tours around London but she works mainly in London. Paris is now in Guildford a really beautiful town with some of the nicest beautiful English girls to be found.

Would love to do a 3 some with Jai and Paris. I have to wait when both are in London.

[Jojosun]

For others who were Whinging about "The Huge Costs" of going to such clubs in East London which are free entry & normal bar prices, they can try cutting costs and dodge the 1 collection Jug by becoming a "Jug Dodger.

This is a punter who knows he must put a pound in the jug but goes all out to avoid paying. Dancers are adept at spotting jug dodgers who's behavior will give him away. He will suddenly be going to the toilet or out to smoke when you are collecting and as soon as he hears the dancer announced on stage he will suddenly appear back in the pub, at the front of the stage."

Had I not followed tips on this forum about Strip Pubs in the East End (thanks to Dreams), I wouldn't have been able to monger with a lovely Young Black Stripper by the name of Jai after she stopped working there. Jai was one of the best looking girls at one of the Shoredtich Clubs. Waited for the right time and got a fantastic enthusiastic session at a much lower price than what I would've paid had I asked her inside the club when she was working there.

Here she's https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...twork%2Ecom%2F.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfil...Ecom%2FSearch%

A threesome can be had as well http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3581161.

There are other girls as well. . Obviously not suitable for "Jug Dodgers " and tight fist miserable old gits LOL.

[Jojosun]

I have a problem with strip clubs..

So you have and not for the first time either

I myself at one time got drawn into the habit of going to lap dancing clubs on a regular basis because there were no other real entertainment possibilities

Getting into the habit of going regularly to these clubs as your main 'sexual' outlet can be seriously injurious to your wealth!

Which begs the question, Why not stick to Mongering fields you seem to know best and are a lot Cheaper than London, such as Mumbai, Given your success rate there?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgfBVA8hgow.

Unfortunately, I have had more success openly finding prostitution in unlikely places as far afield as Mumbai than in London".

[Myrrh]

One of the best deals and close to the West End is The Griffin Strip Club with some amazing girls. Same formula a 1 in the jar, Free entry.
After 5 pm, another good option in the heart of the West End with free entry before 7 pm http://www.platinumlace.co.uk/clubs/...opening-hours/.

I have a problem with strip clubs. I hate giving girls lots of money for doing relatively little. However the strippers earn their living through guys doing just that. I unfortunately at one time got drawn into going to strip clubs regularly because it was a lot easier than trying to find a brothel in London where there were lots of girls to look at and you could make an evening of it relaxing with drinks. Brothels like these don't exist in London at least not legally. But I quickly got out of the habit because I realized that it was like paying lots of money for a medicine that made you feel better temporarily but did not actually administer a cure.

The guys who do best out of a strip club are the ones who go to one for the first time, but with the strength of mind not to spend a lot of money. The girls would be all over the new guy like a rash as they spot a fresh money line. Chatting to him for minutes on end, being over friendly, even touching him up. If the guy is smart he will string this out for as long as possible. Because once you have given a girl a dance many girls will calculate that a guy is highly unlikely to give them another one so soon so they will just ignore him after that. Even though they were all over him a short time earlier. Also these girls are wary of those hanger-on guys who because they have paid for a three minute dance are expecting some free company from the girl afterwards.

There are many guys who go to the same strip club regularly but don't splash the cash. The girls quickly work these guys out. They talk amongst themselves, as girls do, and these guys will find the girls completely blanking them but showing affection towards new guys or those who waste hundreds of pounds every visit.

The girls say that they hate the guys who are stingy with the money but they secretly respect them. For even though these girls earn 20 pounds for just 3 minutes work they would never go to a similar club with male strippers to waste money in the same manner as their customers. How can they respect a guy who acts like a fool with his money?

I've seen one stripper, who finished an early evening shift, changed into their ordinary street clothes waiting at a bus stop to get the bus home even though she must have earned in excess of 300 pounds for that shift. I once joked with a girl that she would probably go to the pound store with the pound that I had just put in her jug but she said quite seriously that she always goes to the 99 p or 98 p stores instead nowadays as they have recently opened. Not the pound store anymore.

Even though some of these strip places have free entry at least for the early part of the evening you will end up paying a king's ransom if you want to enjoy your evening.

Basically there are two kinds of clubs.

1. Where you put a pound in the jug every 3 to 5 minutes and the girls dance naked every 5 minutes.

2. Where you pay an entrance fee like 20 pounds or more to get in and the girls dance for free but usually only go topless when they dance. If you want to see them naked then you have to take them to a private room or sneak a glance at a nearby table where a guy is paying 20 pounds or more for a girl to strip (but then you would be maybe 10 meters away and so could not get a good look). At these places the 'free' dances only happen every 15 or 20 minutes so you will have a long time between dances to twiddle your thumbs with no action happening.

Either way if you want to make an evening of it and spend 3 to 4 hours at the club then you are looking at spending over 100 pounds and more likely 200 pounds with no real sex to show for it at the end.

Even with the low cost option, the pound in the jug places, you are looking at spending 20 pounds every hour just to be there. So 80 pounds after 4 hours plus 5 pounds for each drink and 20 pounds each time you go for a private dance. So even with free entry you end up paying a lot at the end.

The pound in a jug places are uncomfortable places to stay for long. They are normally small pubs with crowds of guys and very limited number of seats. You are constantly being jostled and barged into by drunk, sweaty guys. Meanwhile you are also being pressurized and harassed by women to go for a dance and deliberately and rudely cold-shouldered if you don't.

There are some 'pseudo-gynecologists' who manage to grab a seat next to the stage and nurse a pint of beer for an hour. They are the only ones who get maximum enjoyment for low-cost. Other guys get suckered into going for half a dozen or more dances and end up 200 to 300 pounds down on the evening.

The funny thing is that the dances themselves are not particularly a turn on. They are just pre-rehearsed moves which you get bored with seeing after a while. If they spent the 3 minutes with their legs wide open fingering themselves or you were allowed to finger them or they could massage your dick through your clothes with their hands then it wouldn't be so bad. But they are strictly not allowed to otherwise the club would be closed down. The best bit, which is the free bit, is where the girls are chatting you up trying to get you to go for a dance. Some guys are very good at keeping the girls talking, sometimes up to 20 minutes or more, whilst never having any intention of going for a dance. They don't really care that they are wasting the girl's time. However, word quickly gets round.

Another funny thing is that most of the girls are not particularly attractive. Most could not hack it as a prostitute with their cellulite, double bellies and hound dog faces. There does not seem to be any quality control apparently at many of these strip clubs. However, these girls are there taking hundreds of pounds a day off drunk, desperate guys when the same guys would not look twice at a photo of the same girl if she posted it on AdultWork.

As for the often touted fallacy that sex is easy to come by at these clubs, if I had a pound for every time I have overheard a guy asking a girl who he has had several dances with for her phone number and the girl brushing him off, I would have enough money to spend several nights at these clubs.

The genuinely attractive girls at these bars will easily collect 600 pounds or more per night. I've seen girls go for 10 or more dances on average per hour at 20 pounds a time, during a 6 hour shift. You do the maths. Also some of these clubs have VIP rooms where the best girls spend most of their time with guys at 300 or 500 pounds for 30 minutes company. By the end of the evening these girls will have had a few big spenders ask her if she was available later on so why should she choose you. In fact why should she choose anyone at all if she is earning 20 pounds for 3 minutes work unless that guy is willing to match or better her evening's earnings. In any case the vast majority of these girls have 'boyfriends' who collect them at the end of the shift. These guys want to protect their investment. There is no 'safe' at the club for the girls to stash their money and they don't want to travel home alone with lots of money in their handbags and they probably won't want to go home with some guy they have just met if they are carrying lots of dough.

So in a nutshell, lap / table dancing is a loser's game, reserved for those guys who have money to lose and don't mind paying their hard earned money for a sex substitute which isn't really sex.

[Wanking]

The site you mention is really great for feedback on AW Girls, But unlike the German threads on here it has ZERO tolerance for mongers& WGS who are into BB Sex and in fact there's a thread there under the title "London barebackers Blacklist ".

That site is also not as Tolerant or Liberal as ISG.

Jojosun your knowledge of the London scene is surely unrivaled, always been impressed with your info, although Im rarely in london and don't Monger there.

I agree about that site being not as Tolerant or Liberal as ISG.