London

[Dreams]

A visit recently to Peter Street sent me to the models walk up, up a couple of floors a Brazilian lady of her 30's, attractive, nice figure, I paid 20 pounds for a blow job covered for about ten minutes, just dropped the trousers for this and pants down lay back on bed for the wanking assisted blow job, I am sure when I have a cup of coffee just before it makes me cum delayed later, anyway I eventually came and forced my cock upwards as her warm mouth clamped down on my erect member and I shot my spunk load into the condom. It was a clean and tidy room with pleasant service and a 2 tip to the mamasan also, 22 total. A nice bit or relief to jet out my frustrated load. Then it was off to a nearby bar for a quick pint while thinking about the fun I had just had.

Yes, Soho walk ups are still up and running and provide very cheap relief. Any other place in a big Western capital where you can get relief for 22 £? Maybe Manchester, one is waiting for our pfp to tell us.

Thats why London is so great: anything between the 20 £ quick BJ and the 1000 £ high end escort, and anything in between, your choice!

[Myrrh]

The Tisbury Court peep show seems to have closed. There used to be four little cubicles where you could watch through a tiny window as the girl teases you and you stand there wanking while she teases you into action. Sadly I was looking forward to dropping my trousers and a wank yesterday while watching the girl and have found it closed. There was something really pervy and nice about it in the past I would occasionally enjoy it. This may be the very last peep show to close in the UK? A Chinese massage parlour place seems to have replaced it.

This is a great shame as I have extremely fond memories as a school kid of spending my Saturday afternoons in these cramped, darkened cubicles. My feet sticking to the floor every time I shifted my feet. There was a narrow, wooden slat behind your legs but you could not sit down on it in case you sat down in a puddle of you-know-what. You would be masturbating with one hand whilst holding a pile of coins in the other hand. You would need one hand free to keep feeding 50 pence coins, which was the minimum they accepted, into the coin slot in order to ensure continuity of the show.

Each time you fed a 50 pence coin into the slot the small mail box sized flap would slowly open giving you 25 seconds of watching a women slowly taking her clothes off before the flap would slowly start closing again. The woman realizing that you were her only customer would start urgently giving you hand signals with her forefinger and thumb held together to mimic the action of someone putting a coin into a slot. The flap would slowly open again to reveal that the woman was still slowly taking off her clothes. By the time she had finished doing this you would have run out of money.

You would be unable to breathe in these claustrophobic cubicles because of a thick mixture of stale man sweat mixed with the pungent smell of ammonia from spilled man juice which would sting your eyes making them burn. Therefore you would have to try and hold your breath for the entire time that you were in there.

So it is a great shame that this particular stalwart of the London sex scene, along with the clip joint / hostess bars (where you got stung for hundreds of pounds because you sat down at a table which a woman had joined you at for 5 minutes and she had happened to loosen her top whilst chatting to you) has eventually died a death. Particularly so given that the London sex scene has not really moved on much since those days.

[Dirty Hog]

A visit recently to Peter Street sent me to the models walk up, up a couple of floors a Brazilian lady of her 30's, attractive, nice figure, I paid £20 pounds for a blow job covered for about ten minutes, just dropped the trousers for this and pants down lay back on bed for the wanking assisted blow job, I am sure when I have a cup of coffee just before it makes me cum delayed later, anyway I eventually came and forced my cock upwards as her warm mouth clamped down on my erect member and I shot my spunk load into the condom. It was a clean and tidy room with pleasant service and a £2 tip to the mamasan also, £22 total. A nice bit or relief to jet out my frustrated load. Then it was off to a nearby bar for a quick pint while thinking about the fun I had just had.

[Dirty Hog]

The Tisbury Court peep show seems to have closed. There used to be four little cubicles where you could watch through a tiny window as the girl teases you and you stand there wanking while she teases you into action. Sadly I was looking forward to dropping my trousers and a wank yesterday while watching the girl and have found it closed. There was something really pervy and nice about it in the past I would occasionally enjoy it. This may be the very last peep show to close in the UK? A Chinese massage parlour place seems to have replaced it.

[Thrillister]

Hello gents,

I will be in London in about 1.5 months and want to try some London punting. Escorts or massage parlors with BJ and FS. Are there any recommended escort agencies with good rates? Not over paying is important because I plan on punting every night during my stay.

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[Tiny 12]

A couple of other things, to the right of their names, you'll see a number in parentheses. It's related to the number of reviews for the provider. Click on it and you can read them. The providers review the clients too. Note that some of the escorts are also web cam models, and for them the majority of the reviews probably were written by men that saw them on camera instead of in person.

Also, if you're into BBFS (I'm not), you can screen for "unprotected sex" and bareback. In London alone there are around 400 women advertising they do that.

[WorldTraveller]

Try this site:

https://www.adultwork.com/Search.asp

I did a search and get 396 women who logged in during the last 2 months who are 40 years or older and in London. Lots are in your price range.

Thanks for the info, I appreciate it.

Will continue to take any info anyone can provide.

[Tiny 12]

Soooooo, I am looking for mainly English ladies, not totally opposed to others, prefer older (45+ not so much into the 20 somethings, don't need glamour, prefer regular, "real" women. I am open to Massages (more than HJ ending), Brothels (only if needed because of higher $$ Flats, Independents Incall / Outcall, just not into the street scene, I am even open to hitting a few pubs / clubs / bars to try find some horny locals. I will be using public transport or taxis to get around unless I go to another city, then I would hire a car.

Try this site:

https://www.adultwork.com/Search.asp

I did a search and get 396 women who logged in during the last 2 months who are 40 years or older and in London. Lots are in your price range.

[JmsMurdoch18]

I met Mistress Karolina in a hotel in London during her last stay.

The first thing I noticed about her was the friendly and stern stare of her eyes, she was dressed sharply but conservatively. We met in a hotel bar and chatted over glass of wine.

She stared into my eyes and explained that she was there to fulfill the things that we talked about in the email, and she commanded we go upstairs that we would privately confirm my limits and she could take full control of the situation.

Leaving the bar she was completely discreet and acted as she was a business associate or probably my wife. And I was very proud to be seen leaving the bar with her.

We went to the room and she clearly confirmed the limits that we talked about in the email.

My deepest fantasies go back to my catholic schooling. Mistress Karolina became Sister Karolina, she told me that my exam results were terrible and she need to punish me for them. She told me to band over the desk and spanked with the paddle 12 times. Seeing that my cock was erect, she took it into hand and started to masturbate very hard and at the same time took school cane into hand and started to cane my ass. And I came as I never cum before. My excitement was as I never felt before. Mistress Karolina kissed me on the head and I saw in her yeas both kindness sternness and love. And she said to me that it is absolutely OK who I am. She is a great person, a beautiful woman and an understanding dominatrix. I can't wait to see her again.

Here is her web-site: http://topdominatrix.org.

[WorldTraveller]

Hello all,

I will be traveling to Europe by way of London, I have a few days I can spend there in the beginning and end of my trip. I will be flying into Gatwick, I have not booked any accommodations as yet, because I am willing to stay closer to where there may be some action. I have not purchased my ticket from London to my next destination yet as I may kick around the city for awhile. This is my firt trip to London where I will have time to spend rather than just a layover for connecting flights.

Soooooo, I am looking for mainly English ladies, not totally opposed to others, prefer older (45+ not so much into the 20 somethings, don't need glamour, prefer regular, "real" women. I am open to Massages (more than HJ ending), Brothels (only if needed because of higher $$ Flats, Independents Incall / Outcall, just not into the street scene, I am even open to hitting a few pubs / clubs / bars to try find some horny locals. I will be using public transport or taxis to get around unless I go to another city, then I would hire a car.

Budget wise I am looking to get the most bang for my buck, as I will be travelling to points beyond the UK and plan to sample other local fares over the course of my trip. I don't mind spending money for a great time, sometimes at the end of the day, you can get the same thing one charges $180 for, for $90. Haha.

Hoping someone can steer me in the right direction and provide some good information for me, you may PM me as well. Yes, I have read the forum, not looking for an easy way out, just a little help.

I am hoping for some local insight as everything seems pretty vague and scattered that I can find on the web.

Looking forward to replies.

[Pepe1976X]

......some proper sharing of information on girls, good venues, good independents, bad independents, girls who do or do not look like their pictures on the net on escorts sites when they turn up, girls who were stunning, polite, nice, attractive and gave great service when they turn up or when guys visited them. If London members start to share their experiences rather than posting nonsense it might just be that the London thread will cease to be as worthless as you, and I, have found it. Happy hunting in 2017.

Just as any thread with a preponderance of US contributors will not accept criticism, so it seems will a number of London contributors who believe London to have a great scene. However the veritable tennis matches of additions to the London thread, is London a WG paradise or nightmare, do become rather tiresome. This forum potentially can help forewarn you of the SPs to be avoided and your money saved! Happy New Year to everyone and here's hoping we can have some genuine reports and reviews of SPs in London and not the tiresome defense of it's merits as a punting location or we will all be on German Wings to the FKKs.

[Myrrh]

It would be interesting to find out how the new German laws coming into force in nearly 6 months time,1 July 2017/ are going to impact the FKK clubs making BBBJ illegal and stricter controls on girls.

Of course the bigger impact will hit the AO, Bareback Gangbang parties.

I wonder where fans of the above clubs and parties will head to next or they just going to add obey the law as in Germany laws are obeyed?..

This is a thread about London places but, as you mentioned it, here is how I spent Christmas day this year.

Christmas for me means normally being stuck in England with the family enduring long, boring conversations with folk who I see sometimes only once a year and stuffing myself with the same old Christmas food. Everywhere in the UK on Christmas day is closed (shops, restaurants, bars, train stations and taxis charge double the rate) so you have no other choice really than be stuck indoors.

If I had 6 months to live it would be a really easy decision for me as to what to do with it.

[Jojosun]

Jojosun, thanks for the info. My price range in the UK would be up to 120 an hour, so realistic, and a tube ride of over 20 minutes is no problem. Very happy in areas like Kentish Town, Southwark and so on.

In the UK I am happy to try pot luck at single girl accommodation. I would never expect lineups.

I read an allusion (no more) to Leicester Square apartments on UKPunting (I think) but could find no further leads.

Thank you for the two tips from AW. Unfortunately I am in the middle of house moving from one part of UK to another and won't be in London for several months. My interest in this thread is to get some background and the research for future visits: wanting to know the best methods for finding incall providers.


Cheers.

Hi Optimist,

Found you some venues with a better selection 4/5 girls & with late opening hours including the one you couldn't find before and I think it might interest you.

PM me if you're still interested.

[PayForIt]

While it is fun to watch you guys fight

Just curious as to why ISG has so few reviews of London escorts. London has a large and well-known BDSM scene including a lot of submissive ladies. I would think that would generate more reports than it does, given its uniqueness.

Just curious as to why so many competing sites have more detailed reviews and the ISG thread on London is so worthless

Oh I wouldn't worry about the idle banter Mongerer. We've come to an agreement I think. Jojo and Dreams think I moan too much. I agree with them that I moan about London. You won't see me being as negative about a single other destination in the world for mongering though Liverpool is also poor. It doesn't cause me to rubbish the City or its people though.

Truth is I'm sure Jojo and Dreams are actually very nice guys but they are very sensitive about anything negative about London.

The source of the debate (I'll be diplomatic and not call it fighting) is that I've suggested many times that it is odd that despite being a capital and great city to visit, London has very poor offerings of venues with Line ups to select from. It possibly has the best offering of online escorts and AW independents. It is correct that not everybody likes the same thing. That's good of course. Lots of guys prefer not to attend a venue to select from a line up. They prefer to book an escort or AW girl or similar, and are wiling to risk the bait and switch of the girl turning up not looking anything like the photoshopped pictures on her profile page on the net. In that respect AW is probably more accurate than the escort sites which are usually professionally created. I've used escort sites and AW many times but have had real hits and misses with it. Often waiting up to an hour for a girl to turn up at a hotel only to be horribly disappointed. Sure it is then possible to reject the lady as not being the one in the photo, or not being as sexy / glamourous / thin as depicted. But not only is that hurtful to the lady, there is the small issue of having worked oneself up into an eager state, and then knowing that if you do send the lady away you've got another trawl through sites, calls and waiting to see the next lady in the hope of her being more like the real deal. I don't knock those who are willing to do this. I just say that for me it is too frustrating. I do accept, as a recent member posted, that if you do this often enough, you will find one or two gems who you can then repeat with. I've done it but of course girls move on so then you have to start over.

I dared to suggest that in other cities in the UK mongering opportunities are better than in London for those of us who do prefer to attend a venue with a line up. That brought nothing but childish responses about Manchester being a dump, with no decent restaurants etc and Liverpool being a place where your car wheels are stolen. The truth is that as a matter of fact both cities are safer than London but I'm really not interested in a debate on a sex review website (which this is supposed to be) about food options, fruit options, safety levels in cities or anything other than information which the thread is actually meant to contain. For online escorts and AW options I don't believe any other city in the UK rivals London. For a guy who likes that route London is a great mongering destination. For guys like me who prefer selection from a line up so I can see what I'm buying in advance I'm afraid London is very poor. This is not the fault of those who dislike the criticism. It appears that the police in London are rather more keen to prevent the operation of brothels than in other parts of the country. Most recently one very successful venue (Sandyssuperstars) in Manchester was raided and closed. I won't go into the reasons here on ISG but it was NOT because it was being operated at its two locations as a brothel and there are currently 7 brothels operating in Manchester city centre none of which have been raided or closed and in fact police officers regularly visit them, in uniform, just to check that everything is in order. I've personally been in a lounge waiting area when two officers have walked in, had soft drinks, chatted with the waiting punters and some of the girls and receptionists. The same is available in Leeds, Sheffield, Milton Keynes, Brighton, Nottingham and Crewe. I'm sure there are others I've not been to! But this just does not appear to be available in London. That might be a good thing. Perhaps the fear is that because of the size of the city it would encourage illegal activity by those who prey on young girls, and none of us want that. But the "debate" has all been sparked due to my insistence that these venues don't really exist in London. The next phase was for some members (Jojo being one) to suggest that such venues DO exist. But curiously, either they did not, or would not provide details, or rather gave cryptic clues on how to find them, such as looking in phone boxes outside certain pubs for numbers! I thought this might be due to the fear of police raids but then Jojo once told me to ask a policeman on here where such venues are! I've had multiple private messages saying that people agree that this is unacceptable on the thread and asking why information cannot simply be imparted as on other threads, even by PM if not publicly.

More recently rather than beat the same drum about London having no decent line ups I've started to pose the question about what the raison d'etre of the London thread is at all due to the complete lack of reviews of girls and experiences. If one looks at almost any other ISG thread you'll see a host of very useful information about venues, ladies, good service, poor service, pricing, etc. I don't know what it is but this just doesn't appear on this thread. Given the acceptance that London boasts a huge number of online escorts and independents, where are all the reviews about these girls on the London ISG thread? That wouldn't be giving venues details away. One way in which the mongering experience in London would be greatly enhanced is for all, is that when members who use independents HAVE found those "gems" out there - then post about their details and offer mobile numbers via PM or links. One member did post such useful information recently but it is such a rarity on this thread. Why is that? If those guys who like selecting from escort sites or AW or backpage so much to support London being a great mongering destination, then why not share good and bad experiences for all on this thread?

I've previously referred to London being "hopeless" for line up venues. I was roundly attacked for having offered such a negative opinion. Seemingly only positive comments are permitted on this thread. But I congratulate you. Not only for providing some links which might be of use to some (exactly the sort of information the thread is intended for) but for coming up with a a far more precise and accurate description of the London thread currently than I've used - "worthless". My point entirely. But beware. You have dared to make a criticism of the London thread. The London ISG thread "defence society" will be out in force. Armed with satsumas and Ornages!

It would be great for all if going into 2017, instead of nonsense about food, fruits, phone boxes, you tube clips of Londoners, sushi, cars on books or whatever other rubbish has appeared here for years, there was some proper sharing of information on girls, good venues, good independents, bad independents, girls who do or do not look like their pictures on the net on escorts sites when they turn up, girls who were stunning, polite, nice, attractive and gave great service when they turn up or when guys visited them. If London members start to share their experiences rather than posting nonsense it might just be that the London thread will cease to be as worthless as you, and I, have found it. Happy hunting in 2017.