London

[Jojosun]

All the recent posts have a tremendous amount of negativity regarding London. That is not entirely surprising given that it is a high-cost locale, which generally does not produce the sort of inexpensive mongering that so many ISG guys crave.

Probably that, IE not paying enough for it in London& then start whining and no Free Beer is served in its Brothels unlike one or 2 Brothels in Manchester, so we are told. . But we ain't in mongering for the Beer are we? LOL.

I don't know about mongering in other cities in the UK nor interested but for me London is great and I happen to agree with this assessment.

For all you guys from outside the you. London where 99% of the best girls work.

[Jojosun]

English girls are normally cold and rude anyway!

Now we have another extended essay on Squirrels. Just a reminder it all started by an OP posting the above comments which I found derogatory and a sweeping generalization. In response I merely quoted what an English girl wrote on her Tips on what to.

Say and what not to say as he didn't say he was talking about escorts.

And secondly the above comments about English girls are a load of Cobblers so I thought the OP needed advise on his chat up lines. I merely (copied and pasted) what an English girl finds so annoying when she is chatted up in a very direct way. It was all her words not mine.

Here is the link & read her words including her tips about Squirrels.

What Laura said.

How to start a conversation with a British girl http://www.londonschool.com/language...tish-girl-149/.

Yes this in the International Sex Guide not just P4P ISG, so the dating game and hooking up with civvies girls is covered by this board as well as other interests. The post was here, hence my reply is on this thread as well. Where else?

Now where to find the girls feeding the Squirrels in London and starting a convo with them?

Squirrels are usually found en-mass within the Kensington Gardens end of Hyde park.

A bag of almonds is a very cheap hour of entertainment and a possible hook up (almonds as they are longer so you can hold the tip without risk of squirrel claws stabbing your finger).

Master the art of feeding squirrels and get you script ready and away you go.

Here it is in action and watch how a Blonde girl is approaching the guy impressed by his feeding techniques. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE0FgNyCs1c.

OH, there are also Ducks to fed at the serpentine in Hyde Park. Great places for day game on a fine day in London.

[PayForIt]

OMG! Here he goes again.

Why do you have to be so proselyte in your hatred?

You don't like it, fair enough, but leave those of us who find in London several mongering opportunities to their liking alone! If everyone was suggesting to suppress a thread because he does not like the place, there would be no ISG.

Be truthful to your beliefs, and stop posting on the London thread. And populate the Manchester, Coventry, Rotherham threads, which are vastly in need of your contributions.

Cheers, my friend, enjoy what you like, and be tolerant of those who do not share your views!

I look at the London thread because I'm in London a lot on business and I genuinely hope and pray for any person who does like mongering in London to provide some material which may be of benefit to us all. I've posted in Manchester Coventry Leeds and other threads. Never been to Rotherham in my life. But as you mention it pray tell. Is it worth going to for mongering!

I am all in favor of being tolerant of the views of others. But that is entirely my point! There are NO VIEWS OF OTHERS on this thread of any value. I am perfectly entitled to criticise posts which try to explain to guys how to speak to a girl in London and then descend to mentioning buses and squirrels! You will see that others like Abox79 happened to post that he agreed with my comments. Hence they must be of some value, so I shall continue posting on the London thread (despite your dictatorial demand that I stop), as is my right. This is not intolerance of the views of others. It is merely highlighting that unless one wishes to gain a knowledge of buses or squirrels in London, or how to speak to a girl, this thread is of little value to mangers who use this website to garner information about mongering activities. Lessons on dialogue in English, and squirrels and buses are not contributions which assist in the purpose of the thread and are very ripe for valid criticism. The point is simple. It demonstrates that there appear to be few mongering activities in London which cause any member on the thread to post useful reports. If that position continues it prompts another valid question about whether the thread should be continued. If you look at my posts in Spanish, UAE, German FKK threads you won't see a single criticism of the type I've posted in London. For once and all. I LOVE London. It's a great city. Probably the best in Europe. But for mongering, IMHO it is poor, and the lack of any reports in the forum of value are a corroboration of that assessment. I would love you my friend, or anyone who looks at the London forum to provide some great reports of value to us all. I shall be delighted if you or others rise to that challenge (hopefully without the buses and squirrels).

[Jojosun]

Well why not? If we have already established that London is not so good for regular mongering, compared to other world cities, then why not switch to planB. Which is how to get sex with girls who are not in the trade. After all a man needs to adapt to the circumstances that they find themselves in, right?

Unfortunately, recent posts seem to confirm that London is a lot worse for getting sex with non-prostitutes compared to other cities. Apparently the big tip is not to talk directly to girls when you are in London.

"The golden rule is it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them. ".

So that is where I have being going wrong all these years! If you can just manage to fool them into thinking that you are not actually talking to them.

Hi Myrch,

Re your Plan B on dating English girls. If you read what's in vogue when it comes to dating (something I am not into) you will find that times are a changing.

What was in fashion few years ago ain't so now. In the olden days late 40's, 50 the top pullers of English Girls were American GIs based in the Uk.

The few Brits who didn't like them called them" overpaid, oversexed and over here" The GIs had a come-back. Calling the Brits, "underpaid, undersexed and under Eisenhower".

Fast forward to what's in vogue at present when it comes to dating English Girls, you will find its nothing to do with game, or how to talk with them about late Buses, squirrels, whilst it might help to get a convo going, it wouldn't necessarily convert into a date, Unless you happen to be Asian as they are now the top preference of White English Girls in London.

Here it is straight from the Horse 's mouth.

"Blonde and Beautiful wrote:

I'm a blonde blue-eyed British girl from a middle class family and I work as a banker in the city of London. I did modeling work when I was at university so I guess people consider me to be fairly attractive. I have been dating my London born and raised boyfriend who's of Asian origin for two years now and he's the best boyfriend I've ever had. He's educated, polite and independently wealthy.

However, the main reason I like him is because he's just so natural and a complete gentleman, unlike the idiotic white guys I've come across in the past. A lot of my gorgeous white friends are now dating Asian guys and I don't think any of us would go back to dating white guys again. I also know lots of white girls who are into Asian guys and more and more will do the same and date Asians with each passing day.

I've only ever dated white guys before, but I will never date another one again and I hope to marry my wonderful Asian boyfriend very soon and have his children.

White ladies: trust me, Asian guys will treat you like ladies and they also have a lot more money and brains than the majority of narrow minded white guys. ".

"Why do English girls love Pakistani men?" http://www.topix.com/forum/uk/london/T16MMFOG80MUTVOOE.

Now if you were Pakistani, Asian from the Subcontinent wouldn't you love to head to London where you get hit on by dozens of English Girls?

[Dreams]

Yes you've got it. However it seems if you talk about buses or squirrels they will get all excited. Off to Spain tomorrow to sample some proper mongering. In London tonight and I can confirm I just didn't bother. Went to a cinema to watch a normal film, (no squirrels or buses) didn't try to get with any normal girls, didn't risk the gamble of the awful walk ups in Soho and didn't call an escort agency as the last time I did it ended with a very fat girl (3 x size in picture) appearing. I'm afraid Editor should just delete the London thread. There are no good mongering options in London outside of expensive agencies with no reliability or Adult works which is worse. For anyone from abroad reading this. The UK DOES provide good mongering in Manchester, Leeds, Milton Keynes but NOT in London.

OMG! Here he goes again.

Why do you have to be so proselyte in your hatred?

You don't like it, fair enough, but leave those of us who find in London several mongering opportunities to their liking alone! If everyone was suggesting to suppress a thread because he does not like the place, there would be no ISG.

Be truthful to your beliefs, and stop posting on the London thread. And populate the Manchester, Coventry, Rotherham threads, which are vastly in need of your contributions.

Cheers, my friend, enjoy what you like, and be tolerant of those who do not share your views!

[Chacal60]

Can anyone recommend an in-call massage service that does body to body and prostrate massage in London?

Most massages have the recipient in the prone position, I. E. Prostrate.

I think you mean "prostate" massage, brother. Good luck and post if you find one.

[Mongerer88]

All the recent posts have a tremendous amount of negativity regarding London. That is not entirely surprising given that it is a high-cost locale, which generally does not produce the sort of inexpensive mongering that so many ISG guys crave.

I have always heard that London is the kink capital of the world, so I wonder if many guys take advantage of that. Has anyone tried this well-reviewed service? If so, are standard services (in addition to the kink) provided as part of the fee, of are there significant upsells? Do the ladies look like the website pictures?

http://www.londonsubmissivegirls.com

http://www.*********.com/index.php/d...bmissive-Babes

I guess the punter site is restricted because it is an ISG competitor.

[PayForIt]

Well why not? If we have already established that London is not so good for regular mongering, compared to other world cities, then why not switch to planB. Which is how to get sex with girls who are not in the trade. After all a man needs to adapt to the circumstances that they find themselves in, right?

Unfortunately, recent posts seem to confirm that London is a lot worse for getting sex with non-prostitutes compared to other cities. Apparently the big tip is not to talk directly to girls when you are in London.

"The golden rule is it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them. ".

So that is where I have being going wrong all these years! If you can just manage to fool them into thinking that you are not actually talking to them.

Yes you've got it. However it seems if you talk about buses or squirrels they will get all excited. Off to Spain tomorrow to sample some proper mongering. In London tonight and I can confirm I just didn't bother. Went to a cinema to watch a normal film, (no squirrels or buses) didn't try to get with any normal girls, didn't risk the gamble of the awful walk ups in Soho and didn't call an escort agency as the last time I did it ended with a very fat girl (3 x size in picture) appearing. I'm afraid Editor should just delete the London thread. There are no good mongering options in London outside of expensive agencies with no reliability or Adult works which is worse. For anyone from abroad reading this. The UK DOES provide good mongering in Manchester, Leeds, Milton Keynes but NOT in London.

[Myrrh]

Is this really ISG? The height of reporting on London sex scene has come to a discussion on squirrels and buses and how to speak to an English girl. If ever I needed confirmation that the sex industry in London is hopeless this was it!

Well why not? If we have already established that London is not so good for regular mongering, compared to other world cities, then why not switch to planB. Which is how to get sex with girls who are not in the trade. After all a man needs to adapt to the circumstances that they find themselves in, right?

Unfortunately, recent posts seem to confirm that London is a lot worse for getting sex with non-prostitutes compared to other cities. Apparently the big tip is not to talk directly to girls when you are in London.

"The golden rule is it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them. ".

So that is where I have being going wrong all these years! If you can just manage to fool them into thinking that you are not actually talking to them.

[Abox79]

Is this really ISG? The height of reporting on London sex scene has come to a discussion on squirrels and buses and how to speak to an English girl. If ever I needed confirmation that the sex industry in London is hopeless this was it! I'll get back to latina chicas with big tits and great bodies in Spain and the hugely sexy array of beauties in the German FKK clubs and I'll leave the squirrels and buses to the London mongers. Don't forget your bus passes and nuts for those little red cuties. Seriously? Guys, is there NOTHING to report on activities in London which this forum is actually about?

I agree with PFI. That post about how to speak to people in UK was ridiculous beyond words, I know because I am English. The sex scene in London is mainly adultwork 'independents' that are very hit and miss or seeing a girl through one of the premier agencies like Allure where you are much more likely to get a fantastic time. But at a much higher rate. As a general rule you get what you pay for with escorts, this is especially true in London.

[PayForIt]

LOL. Have you tried few simple indirect ways on how to start a convo with them and get a good response?

Here is the reason "Brits really don't like it when people speak directly just to make conversation. My friend weighed this up for a while and agreed with me. 'I think you're right. If you're waiting in a toilet queue you wouldn't just ask 'how long have you been waiting' it might annoy people. Instead, you'the say 'It's a long queue, isn't it?

The golden rule is "it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them.

What not to say "In a cool new bar.

Don't say: Do you like it here?

Do say: I love it here!

Watching squirrels.

Don't say: Do you like squirrels?

Do say: They're cute, aren't they?

Waiting ages for the bus.

Don't say: Have you been waiting long?

Do say: I can't believe the buses sometimes! ".

How to start a conversation with a British girl.

http://www.londonschool.com/language...tish-girl-149/

Is this really ISG? The height of reporting on London sex scene has come to a discussion on squirrels and buses and how to speak to an English girl. If ever I needed confirmation that the sex industry in London is hopeless this was it! I'll get back to latina chicas with big tits and great bodies in Spain and the hugely sexy array of beauties in the German FKK clubs and I'll leave the squirrels and buses to the London mongers. Don't forget your bus passes and nuts for those little red cuties. Seriously? Guys, is there NOTHING to report on activities in London which this forum is actually about?

[ChrisMonger3]

Has anyone tried kiss massage in Ealing Broadway? Any feedback would be good.

[Jojosun]

English girls are normally cold and rude anyway!

LOL. Have you tried few simple indirect ways on how to start a convo with them and get a good response?

Here is the reason "Brits really don't like it when people speak directly just to make conversation. My friend weighed this up for a while and agreed with me. 'I think you're right. If you're waiting in a toilet queue you wouldn't just ask 'how long have you been waiting' – it might annoy people. Instead, you'the say 'It's a long queue, isn't it?

The golden rule is "it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them.

What not to say "In a cool new bar.

Don't say: Do you like it here?

Do say: I love it here!

Watching squirrels.

Don't say: Do you like squirrels?

Do say: They're cute, aren't they?

Waiting ages for the bus.

Don't say: Have you been waiting long?

Do say: I can't believe the buses sometimes! ".

How to start a conversation with a British girl.

http://www.londonschool.com/language...tish-girl-149/

[Jojosun]

English girls are normally cold and rude anyway!

Obviously your mileage varies with English girls, other guys have reported different experiences to yours.

Here is one such very positive experience by " Anjem Ghani " http://www.topix.com/forum/uk/london/T16MMFOG80MUTVOOE.

I'm a Pakistani man who just moved to the UK 5 years ago. In this time I by a guy by the name of "Anjem Ghani.

Have been hit on by dozens of English women. They all seem to be all over me and the same goes for my other Asian friends. They just can't resist us.

Why do you women find us so attractive? I'm just curious because we never got this sort of attention in Pakistan. A lot of people say its because we drink less and are more hygienic and harder working, but I don't believe that as I know some English people who do not drink".

The guy sounds as having a ball with freebie English Girls.

T

[ChrisMonger3]

Can anyone recommend an in-call massage service that does body to body and prostrate massage in London?