London

[Antony38]

Hi skeetm,

I recon you might make it, if you check out this place, It's call "Laceys of Osterly" about 2 miles from the airport. Uses all English girls rather than the wooden eastern europeans. Also the girls do BBBJ, CIM & Anal if you wish. At very reasonable rates by UK standards. A combination of all of the above will cost £90-100.

rRegular sex about £50.

Tel 0208 847 6028.

Get a black cab (they don't usually like doing local jobs) and get him to wait for you, and bring you back. So it's worth his while.

I travel out of Heathrow a lot and the security while tight, is very efficient in terms of getting you through.

Good Luck

Antony38

[Groy74]

Skeetm,

I had this nice experience in London, I think you can get laid by the use of an agency service, once you get out of Heathrow , all you have to do is to make a simple call to an agency and they’ll give you an address to enjoy your time.

Here are the 2 agency that I used www.maxesangels.com , I met a girl called alaysa, she is a first class girl, you can check her in the website. Also there is another cheaper agency www.1stomegaescorts.com .
Have fun and enjoy.

Rafsh

[Jimmy Red Cab]

Skeet,

Forget it mate, 4 hours is not going to be enough time. The £20 for Heathrow Airport would be a surcharge because it is a fair distance from Central London.

[Shagger Dude]

Hello guys,

I went to London and tried one of those asian escorts, I recall Asian Angels or a-1 asian escorts. First I had this girl called Natasja, very nice girl, about 5 foot 1". Face about 6 and body 6. But this is the sweetest girl I have ever met. I went to her apartment and paid 150 pounds and tipped her 25 pounds. I didnt care I was drunk. I just whanted to have a good time. She took me into the bedromm and got me undressed and we took shower to gether. She washed all my body and started to suck my dick. It was very good very smooth and very delicate. She then laid me on the bed and started kissing my all body. She sucked my dick and my balls, oh my god what an oral skills. These asian women know how to please a men. Then to my suprise she started to lick my ass. She licked my ass and balls and then my dick again, and it was all bbbj. She finally put an condom on me and I finished doggy style. It was fantastic. She cried for me to come back to morrow but I told her I was going back home tomorow and left. Very sweet girl.

An hour later I was horny again so I called the same agency and got I girl name Apple. She was more beautiful but was not as nearly as nice. It was just a regular fuck nothing else. If I'm going to London again I will defently go back and see Natasja.

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[Merlin Magician]

Skeet,

4 hours is not enough time to go out of LHR and find someplace to get laid and then try to get back through security to your gate.

Counting from the time you hit customs and immigration (I'm assuming you are fying in from the US) to finding trasnportation you mau be short on time to go off the airport premises.

It may take over 2 hours to get back to your departure gate given that you will have to go back through security at LHR.

I would suggest you try to set up a much longer layover and follow with stuff from this board.

Been there done that already.

[Skeetm]

Good day fellows,
Traveling to Heathrow with a 4hour layover. Looking for some fun any recommendations??? Parlours, Independents, or agencies??? How are the cabs over there?? If I walk out of the airport and ask the cabbie for the closest fun house, will that work??? Please help??? Also I noticed that some agencies charge 20 pounds for Heathrow airport, what’s that??? Thanks for the advice and help
Skeet

[Mind Snatcher]

London is not the best or cheapest place for quality experiences at an affordable price. However, I recently had an excellent experience there which I am happy to share with the discerning punters who visit this site.

I booked an hour with a girl featured on the website of a relatively new agency called www.londonescorts.ws. Go to this website and you will find on the right-hand side a couple of thumbnails, including Daniella, Michelle, and Cindy. They all look like top-quality magazine models, and I was just a bit apprehensive, as I have been duped before, either by people who didn’t look anything like their photos, or by money-grubbers who although attractive to look at, provided a lousy, rushed, or severely restricted service.

Although I knew nothing about this agency (other than that it employs attractive-looking eastern Europeans) I decided to be adventurous on this occasion and booked an hour with Michelle. I was not disappointed. She currently works out of an immaculate flat one minute’s walk from Ladbroke Grove Station and looks every bit as good as on the photos. She is also extremely friendly. We had fun for a full hour; I was offered several ice-cold drinks and enjoyed outstanding sex in various positions with this stunningly beautiful and genuinely kind and responsive girl. The charge was 150 pounds, which is not at all expensive for London. I got the impression that Michelle doesn’t like rough behaviour, and her English is still rather limited, but her extraordinary good looks and wonderfully supple, athletic body make this girl one of my top experiences ever, and probably the best I have ever had in London.

[Travinguy]

I'm a regular visitor to London and I've always had good luck at the walk ups. They are a little intimidating at first and I was in London many times before I worked up the courage to give them a try.

Having been to Amsterdam many times I was used to getting an advance look before you buy. But in terms of VFM and quality of service if you want a good quickie then London has it all over AMS.

The girls are from average to great and most have a price list to choose from. French and sex is always in the 25-30 range plus 2 for the tip which is a little cheaper than AMS. I find the girls always want to make sure you finish and have never had one ask me if I was done on the 3rd stroke... a frequent occurance in AMS!

A few pointers as other posters said at all costs stay out of the clubs, you would be better off and safer just throwing your money on the streets. Also give the people pandering on the street a wide berth. All they are going to do is take you to one of the walk ups and want 5 or 10 for the help. They add no value and I think they might be a little dangerous.

Don't be afraid to clim the stairs and check out the girls. The maid will usually greet you. Don't be afraid to say no thanks if the girl isn't to you liking. I also tend not to wait if the girl is busy. The maid wants to keep you there to keep her girl busy and will always tell you she will only be a minute even if the guy ahead of you has just started. But I don't like the idea of waiting 10 or 15 minutes only to find out the girl isn't what you are looking for.

In general the girls are plesant and don't rush you. The down side is you may have to climb a lot of stairs to find someone you like

[Raznazu]

Gatsby67,

Thanks for your report. I tried the link for the website to twice as nice, but it didn't seem to work. Could you please re-check. Thanks a ton, mate.

[Gatsby67]

Twice as Nice, Elgin Avenue. Tube: Maida Vale

I stopped in here on Saturday, and because most males were busy watching the football, it was empty. The ladies said it was a slow day. I'm glad I'm not a football fan--I hope to have London's parlours to myself over the EURO Cup games.

Anyway, GBP 90 bought me a nice massage from a slightly overweight Ukrainian girl (who as is par for this place, pretends to be from somewhere else--in this case, Sweden) followed by an excellent slow session of OWO including CIM. She paid a lot of attention to licking and stroking my balls and that all so sensitive spot between my balls and butthole. Great eye contact too. The other girl on duty on Saturday was very attractive but did not offer OWO.

The telephone number is: 0207 2661773

The photos on the webpage are mostly out of date, but there is an absolute stunner here on Wednesdays. Wish I lived closer.

http://www.twicemass.com/TWICEPAGE1.html

[Jack The Lad]

I'd like to ask if anyone here know any Japanese escorts? If not then a submissive escort would be nice. Preferably in the Central London area who offers OWO, Swallow, Anal. Although, the services aren't that important.

Thanks

[Murilloa]

craven morehead:

read a little in this board and you will see that sw action in lovely london is impossibly disgusting and in any case far, far from heathrow.

either: install yourself in a close-to-heathrow hotel and call one of the agencies - scandalbabes is probably the best but quality is variable. outcall £200, more details from:

http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/index.htm

or: take the heathrow express to paddington and the tube thence to piccadilly circus (15min + 10 min., £13 + £3) or the tube all the way to piccadilly (50min, £5), and check out the soho scene.

do not go into any clubs, strip/peep shows, they are the most notorious rip-off joints in the western world. instead, shop round the walk-ups - entrances with little signs saying 'model', until you find what you want. shopping around thus, you should be able to relieve yourself quickly and efficiently for £25.

for a reliably good half-an-hour unhurried massage, covered bj and fuck, £60, try les girls at blore court, off berwick street, soho, just two minutes' walk from piccadilly or leicester square tube starions. the website has a map:

http://www.lesgirls.co.uk/lghome.htm

if you are really pressed for time, these will be options which will get you nicely laid before heading back to heathrow and that flight to bangkok or buenos aires.
happy fucking,
mur

[Cherrycoke]

Craven Morehead,

I don't know of any Street action near Heathrow, but I know a couple of places once you get into London.

If you look on the main road (Commercial Street) next to Old Spitalfields Market which is not far from Liverpool Street station you should find some action anytime from 8pm onwards.

Kings Cross has a well known RLD but I'd give a warning that by picking up street girls you have a very good chance of the following happening:

1) Arrested by the police (recent arrests in Kings Cross)
2) Robbed & assaulted by the girls pimp
3) Pickpocketed

Also, its pretty much 100% certain that a good majority are users of hard drugs and have a good few STD's.

But each to their own, if you don't fancy the danger of a street girl you can get a quickie at a SoHo walk-up for about £20 ($35), or try buying a local paper in Heathrow and there is bound to be a page with massage parlours advertised nearby.

Enjoy your trip!

Maida Vale.

[Craven Morehead]

Fellow Mongers - I may be in London next week. Where's the best place to drive to pick up street action? Anywhere near Heathrow?

CM

[Cherrycoke]

Gladiator,

In Opium and Attica the range goes from about 18-28, I usually see a lot of the same people there each week and some of the girls there are stunning.

Some weeks at Opium they have "Model Shows" where models parade around the club to music showing off outfits of some designer. Those nights are amazing as there are 20-30 young models floating around the place.

Attica again you get a young and trendy crowd, drinks there are way above average prices, especially if you want to sit down (£160 for a bottle of Vodka), but the girls are just so cute there.

At the Minories the age range goes from about 18-23, its a typical cheesy disco, cheap drinks but I always have fun (I'm 25 by the way).
To be honest they are all dressed like tarts and typical Essex girls which in my view is great! can't beat pulling a dirty Essex slapper!

On a seperate note - I was bored last night so I ordered in Irene from Scandals - http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/irene.php.

Spent a nice half hour getting a sloppy BBJCIM and then a hot sweaty shag for the remaining half hour (was dam hot last night!). Great girl, sweet as sugar, cost me £200 for the hour.