London

[Teacup]

Heathrow,

If you are using T4 (British Airways Intercon, QANTAS, KLM and a few others) the Hilton is about your only choice, and it's pretty good.

Using T1, T2 or T3, the Marriott and previously mentioned CP are fine. I think the Renaissance is a dump, but others like it. Be aware that the shuttle bus charges about $5 a head for the five minute trip, and cabs will not be happy if you ask to go there.

[Murilloa]

TravelGuy:

Crowne Plaza Hotel London-Heathrow

http://www.milesfaster.co.uk/london-hotels/crowne-plaza-heathrow.htm

Stayed here myself just under a year ago, efficient, comfortable and very close to the airport with a good shuttle service. They also allowed a Malaysian escort to make her way into my room without blinking an eyelid, but I guess your client won't be up for that with wifey and the little one around...

hope this helps
Mur

[Travel Guy]

This is not a monger question, I'm a travel agent in US and I have a High maintenace client that will be arriving London Heahtrow and need to stay over night near the airport. The hotel needs to be a 4 star . I would like it close by, he will be flying out the next morning. The room should be able to house three , he is with is wife and daughter. I hope that someone can give me a name.

Thanks

[Merlin Magician]

OOOOHHH!! A Hand Job with cocoa laden oil! That's a new one...

A chocolate Jizz shake, if you will.

[Death Warrior]

Hulk,

This normally means a facial. Also, some sites are advertising "Reverse Anal" which is rimming.

[Domino]

Hulk,

Cappucino refers to cocoa powder they put in the massage oil and the oil jacks up the price (I wonder is the Iraq business causing jack off prices to rise?). I find cappucinos also go do well with pizzas but that's me. Funny but many of my favourite pizza ingredients are also included in massage oil, facial cleaning etc.

Domino, peace, prostitutes and pizzas!

[Hulk]

What type of service is "Cappuccino"? I've seen this service mentioned in a couple massage parlor websites and have no idea what it means.

P.S. I'm sorry about the double post. I had posted this same question in the Manchester forum over a month ago and received no replies.

[Merlin Magician]

Ahhhh yes!

Glorious London! Your charms will live within my heart evermore!

Glorious London! whoor to the world, whoor to me, forever!

Glorious London! You treat me, and I go away all astagger!

[Murilloa]

Yes, Merlin. Staggering away from this adventure, scarcely able to lift a pint glass to his lips at 6.30 Thursday, Murilloa assumed he would not be able to perform for a week.

But the following day, after a long session of work, he remembered (how would he forget?) that it was Lori's day at Les Girls. Rang for an appointment at 6pm, got in for an hour later.

Lori, on great form, asked as ever "What have you been doing since I saw you last?", Muri decided not to confess to the previous day's party, why, the poor girl might start thinking he's a sex addict or something. Half an hour in heaven. Lori made Mur feel that, far from having shagged himself senseless the day before, he hadn't had sex for a week. Gorgeous Lori.

Leaving the safe and fragant haven of Les Girls for the squalor of Berwick Street was, yes, as Merlin says, the shithole-and-sewer experience, such a contrast to the smart terrace in Victoria and to the svelte olive-skinned chocolate-eyed goddess Lori, already receiving the next lucky guy in her love nest at Blore Court. But of such delicious contrasts life is made.

And yes, Saturday saw Muri genuinely and finally exhausted: he considered the possibility of a Scandalbabe for a few seconds, realised that neither the energy level nor the wallet were going to be sufficient, walked the streets and watched cricket on TV instead.

Glorious London, you are an expensive old whoor and you do have your 'sewers and shitholes' but for me your fascinations will never wear away.

And to get back down to earth with some hard information:

There is another Gentlemen's relish party in Victoria on June 10th, see their site at http://www.gentlemensrelish.org.uk/ - the pictures, at least of the five girls partying on May 20th, are entirely accurate.

Muri will be doing his damnedest to be there.

[Merlin Magician]

Wow! Murriloa!

Kinda makes the shitholes in Soho seem far off and sewer-like, eh?

[Murilloa]

I hope this kind of activity is not against the forum's rules, if so, someone tell me so and I will behave properly in future. But has anyone on this board tried the London party scene?

Browsing the net absent-mindedly for entertainment on a one-off trip to London, I came across Gentleman’s Relish, and noted the number. Unsure if it would be my scene, didn’t ring until midday Thursday. Friendly Bob confirmed a vacancy, and at 1.45 I was nervously waiting in a pub near the venue. We were escorted to a spotless terraced house in Victoria, twelve or thirteen of us gathered in the kitchen, had an introductory drink, met Claudia, Summer (already topless) and Sky in her red domination boots: then upstairs for the start. Soon Paula joined us, Lorna appeared later (see below)

The action began so quickly! I was still folding my clothes when the first guy unloaded into Summer’s mouth. I was surprised that he came so soon, for I’d planned to save the first orgasm until as late as possible, being concerned about eventually running out of steam. Needn’t have worried – and getting off a quick first shot is clearly ‘the done thing’, because Summer just sat on the edge of the bed, milking multiple cocks, each time delicately disposing of the sperm with a wet wipe, thanking and congratulating the spunker, and moving on to another. I sampled her mouth but did not come, because I saw over her shoulder that another guy had just finished fucking Claudia. Hastily donning a condom, I followed him, realising that this was a seriously beautiful young lady with a lovely, lively tight pussy. Still didn’t cum, switched over to fucking Summer who in spite of the wet wipes had sperm on her lips, then withdrew, slipped off the condom, plunged into her mouth and after a few seconds of her expert sucking I launched a hot jet of spunk down her throat. All this had happened in the first fifteen minutes!

The ladies: Summer is a stacked blonde, ragingly ‘up for it’, full of clever, witty, absolutely uninhibited commentary about the action, constantly encouraging the guys to further exploits with herself and the others: the soul of the party. Claudia is an extravagantly beautiful slim blonde with gorgeous eyes, a real princess. Tall blonde Sky in those boots towered over us all, at first, but then got horizontal for cock after cock. Paula is a voluptuous Brazilian with fine oral technique accompanied with scorching eye contact. It was she I fucked next, then a voyeur break, and I returned to gorgeous Claudia, joining the waiting list, for there were three guys lined up for her by now, I regained energy in a delightful way by stroking and kissing her lovely legs and feet while others fucked her: and while one guy fired a massive wad over her mouth and chin. Finally it was my turn, and a wonderful fuck ensued, with a smashing climax… three orgasms in one hour, and the party not half way over.

Around this time, Lorna arrived after a train delay. This seemed to give everyone a ‘second wind’. Lorna barely had time to undress, before becoming the star of an intense gangbang. The tiny upper bedroom heaved with cocks as they queued for Lorna’s mouth and ****. I took a share, did not cum, and then went downstairs for some necessary refreshment. When I came back up, the pace had slowed a little. Summer was at the foot of the bed, tonguing Lorna’s shaven pussy, while several guys kneeling round, took turns in her mouth. Lorna was mounting towards her orgasm when one guy spurted all over her tits. This started everyone off, and as she came, several of us, myself included, sprayed her fine body. A fabulous sight, as she sat up, shaking with pleasure, her body flushed with orgasmic ecstasy and glistening with its drenching of sweat and sperm. Unforgettable.

I then enjoyed another spell of voyeurism: there is something so sexy about watching a 19 year old with fashion model looks, like Claudia, being cocked by an ugly tubby fifty something, like me. But I should stress that the tone of the afternoon was one of total mutual respect. The guys were scrupulously polite and friendly and encouraging to each other, and tender to the ladies, who seemed to revel in the enormous pleasure their powerful sexuality was giving, and who contributed to an afternoon of great good humour as well as sex.

At the end, I enjoyed conversation with beautiful Claudia about her forthcoming website – one to look out for – then slipped upstairs for a last orgasm inside the indefatigable Lorna. Paid my £120 as I left, thinking what a bargain. This week, I’ve found it hard to get to sleep, as images pour into the mind: of Paula with her legs round my neck, of holding Summer’s tits from behind while she sucked a big’un, of Summer dribbling sperm over Sky’s boobs, of Lorna being slammed from the rear while her mouth closed over my cock… and most of all, of the divine Claudia.
Thanks to everyone, sorry to have gone on a bit, can’t wait for my next chance.

[Blinded]

El Mujerista,

Thanks, I will definitely check those out and report back. Nice report, BTW.

[Antony38]

Hi Em,

Nice report, I think the UK somtimes gets an unfair rep.

I've travelled all over, and yes it can be expensive, but you can get fantastic quality.
personally, although on occasion I've used high end escorts, including scandal's.
I've also shopped right through the range, from street*****s upwards and found that some parts of the UK give as competitive a service as anywhere in the world.
Although this is if your using the hooker for her intended purpose.

i.e. sex.

I think sometimes some sad pathethic mongerers, come looking for the kind of FAKE GFE you might get in brazil or cuba or similar third world countries.

So are consequently dissapointed. they should just GROW UP and realise what a ***** is for.

Cheers,

A

[Hott4Play]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting London for the first time in July'04 for about 6 weeks. I will be staying near the Holborn tube station.

I would like to know the best way to have a real GF experience.

I am willing to spend whatever it takes {company expense account ;-)}

[El Mujerista]

I just finished a triple play at Scandalbabes, in which things started great and just got better.

Day 1 -- Amanda. Polish brunette, a bit taller than I'd expected but that was partly due to the heels she was wearing when she answered the door at her lovely flat west of Paddington. Did a "dance" which consisisted of taking off her top and torn jeans (no panties). Shaved but for a well-trimmed narrow landing strip. Fantastic BBBJ oral technique, enthusiastic deep throat. Once covered, we went at it every which way: CG, RCG, standing against the wall, standing with her bent over with palms on the floor, doggie on the floor, mish on the floor.

Finally, I sat on the bed while she knelt between my legs and gave me more deep throat. I hadn't had game for a few days so I delivered a big load straight into her mouth. She spat this out on me as I continued to spew into her face. She said "I don't swallow -- you should have told me." I thought when I'd said "suck me off" my intentions were clear, but maybe this is an Americanism that doesn't translate everywhere. Nevertheless, she was more surprised than offended, and things continued glowingly.

She gave me a brief massage and shortly afterwards began round two. It was too quick for me to recharge, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy her BBBJ the second time around. All the Polish girls I've been with have had this endearing post-coital habit of putting their tops back on whilst remaining bottomless. She lay on the bed like this as I dressed, since my hour was up. As I prepared to leave, I leaned down to kiss her pussy goodbye. She pulled my head into her and essentially forced me (yeah, it was hell) to lick her pussy for the next 10 minutes until she went wild as I rang her bells. Wow.

Day 2 -- Pam. A sweet Russian "blonde from a bottle," as a review on ********* read, but as Daisy Fuentes said in the Miller commercial, "Like guys care." Very clean basement flat near Earl's Court exhibition center, romantically lit with candles. Met me in a purple top and skirt, undressed me and herself (down to her panties) with GFE kisses the entire time. Extremely oral, must have had me in her mouth more than half the time. Not really deep, but nice in any case.

She sucked me for a long time (BBBJ, which IME seems to be a Scandals standard) while I was on my back. Then I flipped her over, gave her a quick "Russian" and popped into her mouth again as I fingered her through her panties. Then I pulled the panties aside and fingered her with fervor, which she seemed to enjoy immensly. After she continued to suck me like this, I finally took the panties off and ate her shaved snatch until she screamed.

She got on top, then we switched doggie, then mish. She has a great body with a fantastic overall tan which cannot by any means be natural in London -- but, like the hair, who gives a shit? The effect is tremendous. I lay back while she slipped off the cover and sucked until I delivered a full load into her mouth. Afterwards, she stayed close and snuggled the whole time. Very pleasant experience.

Day 3. Jasmine. Petite Kazakh girl. Smallish tits -- just my type -- with a fit body and shaved labia with trimmed but full-size bush above. Nice, fucking nice. I had her outcall my hotel room near Victoria Station; she showed up in a sexy semi-sheer top and medium-length skirt. I had seen her at her flat in Earl's Court in January, when the overall experience was satisfying though she seemed a bit tired and her moods swung from hot to cold during our session.

I had decided to give her a second chance, and boy, did it pay off. This time it was nothing but white-hot sexual heat with a GFE attitude of "I missed you, it's great to see you again, I'm going to fuck your brains out." I'll spare the rest of the details since I've already gone on here at length, but suffice it to say it was quite the memorable experience and the crowning glory of this stay in London.

I hadn't planned the trip with the aim of sticking specifically with Scandals, that's just the way things worked out. I'd actually had a few Asians and girls from other agencies on the top of my to-do list, but they either weren't available or I was advised by the agency my lady of choice wasn't quite my taste. This is one thing the agencies I've worked with Asian Escorts London, Oriental Angels, A1 Asian, and Academy in addition to this one) have been honest and upfront about.

London (at least the way I prefer to do it) isn't cheap, but I have yet to find anywhere in the world that matches the overall beauty, quality, variety and enthusiasm of the providers. So many women, so little time.

Happy Hunting,

EM