Milton Keynes

[Blooper]

I visited HoD again last weekend, after a less-than-satisfying visit elsewhere. Very busy, but after a wait, Cassandra introduced herself and we went to the room.
Looks a bit like Kiera Knightley, although she is Russian, with all the passion of a Russian. I can recommend her as an excellent bedpartner, although I was a bit put out by OW, which to me is unneccessary and means I feel nothing at all!

[Qbfuk]

One of the best is Nicole du Papillon (never seems to get mentioned here at all). Was in Milton Keynes last week and had a superb session (as always) with Nicole. Came away with a big smile and feeling absolutely knackered. Seems she has had trouble with one of the other providers in MK and all her ********* reports were removed. Check this lady out - www.female-escort-services.co.uk

[Blooper]

Aptly named, as you will note if you check out their website. I saw only 3 girls, but each was highly desirable!

http://www.houseofdivine.com/

Excellent website, too.

The place itself is difficult to find, and you will need their phone number for final directions. But trust me, it is worth the effort.

On arrival, I was taken to a room, and the girls came in one by one to say hello, then the receptionist returned to ask who I wanted to see. I chose Petra, who was one of the ladies on my prepared list from studying the website.

After a shower, I returned to the room, where Petra greeted me. This girl has sex written all over her, she was made for it, and her eyes smoulder with it. A very sexy, mobile cuddle, then we moved to the bed, still kissing.

My particular thing is DATY, and I can report that she tasted great, and responds well too. Overall, she was extremely pleasing, and she is very well worth visiting.
I had paid her for an hour, so just before the half hour, I suggested that another girl join us. She does not do lesbian, but is happy to take part in 2 girl attacks!

Isobel joined us, and whilst not as young, she is beautiful, if a touch bony for my tastes. But she was also very good, very sexy and eager to please.

Overall, a highly satisfactory visit, I paid £180 for an hour of one girl and 30 minutes of another, and it was worth every penny. I would overall rate Petra a 9 and Isobel a 7.

Only downer was a bit of clockwatching, but it was clear the place was very busy, so it is perhaps forgiveable.

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[Bold Focker]

Sorry about the photo, but I just wanted to see how many people actually view this site, so the best way is to put a photo up. 73 hits in less than 24 hours!

So there is a fair bit of activity in MK, so come on lets get some posts in of different massage places in and around MK.

Share your experience good or bad! Anyone who has been to any local establishment, or knows of any independents or FL get the info on here! Any more "mad rabbits" out there? It's Ok get your info up here with photo!

[Spanish Main]

You would never guess Mad Rabbit was submitting a dodgy report, would you...!
Pinch of salt, eh!

[Bold Focker]

As I travel to Milton Keynes on a regular Basis, I am going to put in several reports on the places I have visited over the last 10 yrs.

First off is a place called Mk Ultimate Escorts (used to be called Club class)
This place is in the centre of Milton Keynes, so as a general rule it is very hard to find parking. It opens at 10AM, but when i have been there not all the girls are there. (i like to get there early, I don’t like sloppy seconds)

I all my time at these places in the UK I have never Seen a girl shower before going into see a customer. I spend a lot of time in Asia where everyone showers before any action starts.

In the last year this place has been spruced up, and an extra room converted from the old living room.
Cost start from
£50 for 20mins
£60 30 mins just noticed on web site that it is now £70 for 30 mins
£90 45 mins
£120 1 hour

Personally I never book a girl on the face value of the photo. They always look slim in the gallery but when you get there they appear to be a stone heavier. Sometimes it is hard to tell it is the same girl, the photo is either 10 yrs old, or been digitally enhanced beyond recognition.

Girls that I can recommend are:

Caprice very firm body and does look like the photo!

Nataila Polish girl very affectionate!

Bella I have seen but a long time ago, but did not have a problem!

Brook I was going to see this girl, but she just stank of smoke, it was so bad, it put me off!

Angelica again possible slightly larger than the photo would suggest but still very enjoyable.

Lottie, has a nice body, but I’m sorry to say she is completely dotty, and has been in the business to long!

[Gummybear]

No street scene in MK.

[Mad Rabbit]

I had a great time in MK, i only had chance to see 1 girl as I was only passing. Her name is Ashley, www.ashleyescort.co.uk . After looking at her website I thought this is the girl for me. What her website says about her is very true. "I am mixed race/Caribbean very light skinned, in my early 20's and stand a leggy 5ft 9' in height. I am a slender size 10 ,and I have long dark hair.

The photos on her website are what u get to see in person, but i must say she is better in the flesh. If your in MK dont miss out give her a call. Her website again is www.ashleyescort.co.uk

[Grandpianist]

Have to say that a recent stay in Milton Keynes has proved that it is one of the best places outside the North West for our hobby for both incall and outcall. Ther are a vast number of providers with websites that I was spoilt for choice. Eventually I hooked up with an independant who came to my hotel and enjoyed an excellent experience. In future I will be making a point of stopping off in Milton Keynes rather than in the West Midlands where I regularly visit for business and where the choice in the outcall market is somewhat limited. That's strange considering that Birmingham is the UK's number 2 city.

[Wiley]

guys,

last week i was visiting the area and needed a punt (is that right? punter needs a punt? - monger needs a mong?).

anyway, i was looking through the ads for providers in the mk/bicester/buckingham area and actually called about 12. seems all were busy and i could only reach voice mail. almost ready to give up, i came across an advert in the citizen for a "latino" (her word, not mine) in the conniburrow area of milton keynes. called her, she answered the phone (finally, a real person) and said she was available, come on over. we agreed that a half hour would be 60 pounds. i got her address and punched it in to the navigator. 20 minutes later i'm in her neighorhood and call again, just to be sure she's still alone. all's good.

she had a bit of an unidentifiable accent on the phone and i was a little weary as to how she would look. turns out there was nothing to be concerned about. she was hot.

when she opened the door she only showed her head at first...peeked at me, then said come on in. i had gotten fully into the flat and she had closed the door before i really got a look at her.

at first she appeared to be pretty tall...like 5'10". then i saw the 4 inch heels. she had a pretty decent face, but her body was a 10.

"dd" boobs, which turned out to be real...small waist, nice hips...no sagging skin anywhere and only one noticeable tatoo...(which was about a 5" cross in the middle of her upper back), and long-black-hair. she said she was italian, and she looked it. this was a turn-on for me because i had hunted for italian chicks all over roma and could just never hook up.

took care of the money part first (my idea) and talked a bit, making sure that my 60 pounds would get me a full service. only problem was that it was only for one pop.

but it was worth it. nice 15 minute back massage, about a 5 minute cbj and the rest of the time mish (and looking at those great tits, i almost couldn't have her turn over), then finish off like the dog that i am.

she was in no hurry...seemed to really enjoy the session and talked just enough...without being chatty. never looked at the clock once and never said the tired-ass line "come on baby!"

she was clean, the flat was clean, the bed was clean...overall, a nice experience. considering the cost of everything else in the uk, i guess 60 pounds for half-hour is the going rate.

it's tough to pay that though, after travelling through frankfurt and paying 25-30 euro for roughly the same thing.

wish i had kept the phone number for you guys...said her name was gina.

more later.

[BennyHill]

My info's almost a year out of date, but for what it's worth, I've visited Justine at Shadows in Bletchley (www.shadowsfun.co.uk) a few times and found her to be very obliging. She's in her late 30s but is attractive, with a great body with good breast implants. I suspect she might up for most things (certainly including A) and overall is good pleasant company. Cant remember the exact prices but I think it was about £80 for 45 mins and £110 for the hour. Anal cost £20 extra.

I've not tried any of the other girls but from the pictures they have at the parlor and the girls I've seen, Mia looked the next most interesting. She was a little rounder than Justine but might be worth a try, I hear she also does domination.

[Cows Rule]

Thanks for the info guys, because of £`s and quality Iv never mongered in my own back yard.

But I think hope is going to get it.

[Toscana]

Never used them, but I think this lot are in MKeynes and were recommended to me some time last year.

http://www.houseofdivine.com/index.php

[Mozart 21]

Best ever was with Hope from www.youneedhope.com

[Cows Rule]

I know this is a long shot, but here goes.

Can anyone recommend a decent looking and friendly pro in the MK / Beds area ?

Thanks cows