Ghana

[Bareback Jack]

That is how it happened.

Just to be clear: I didn't question the authenticity of your report. I just find your behaviour appalling.

Trust me, many people will appreciate my report.

Well, I can't speak for others, but if this report will get you a link to "Reports of Distinction", I'd be very surprised. Yes, there is useful information in your report to a certain extent, but its polluted with your permanent swearing, which isn't very nice. You sound like Charles Bukowski.

If you act like a scared little pussy in Africa, you are going to get fucked in the Ass.

Well, there is a middle ground. It's not always a choice between extremes. I've found that treating women good has not led to them taking advantage of me. I've never felt the need to put someone down or make them feel like they are less than me. Just because locals in cheap pubs treat their women like shit, doesn't give anyone else the right to do it. I never treat a woman like a prostitute, regardless of whether she is or not. I've never even discussed money or services upfront (in Africa). But then again, it's a lot simpler for me, I'm not obsessed with oral and / or anal, I simply want good old fashioned cock in pussy action and that is always going to be on the menu. When I part I leave a donation behind, almost always with a comment along the lines of "I think you would really look fantastic in those heels I saw in that corner shop and I would really like you to have them". Always earns me a big smile and I want to keep it that way. If I make her feel good about herself, she will make me feel even better. I rest the argument and accept the fact that we all have different experiences and approaches to this subject.

[Jim01]

Reposted as the Forum messed up with Capitalisation. And ran a spell check as I wrote it when pissed.

When: Sept 2013.

Where: Accra, Kumasi and Cape Coast.

Duration: 2weeks.

Me: 43, average looking. 3 stone overweight with a pot belly but good at dancing (when whacked) and can show those mother fuckers how it's done (2nd time to Ghana)

TLDR: Had a great time but Kenya is better.

Arrived at Accra airport and paid £5 which is 17cedi for a taxi to Hotel President in Adabraka. This is too much; you can get it for 8-10cedi.

The official taxi rank wanted 30 cedi. Fuck them.

1st night went to Vienna. It's ok in there but too many pool tables. 5 cedis a beer. There are tables in the centre of the place where it should be just open.

Loads of hardcores wanting US$100 thinking I'm a n00b. Told them to get the fuck out. Went for a walk on the streets. Loads of street walkers in the vicinity also wanting US$100 thinking I'm a n00b. Told them to get the fuck out also.

Met a 7 out of ten on the street who seemed ok and we did a long time for a reasonable amount of money 20cedi. Not bad, nothing amazing. In the morning, she wanted food also, which I bought her in Hotel President but that cost another 8 or so and now it was starting to get too much money for services rendered so I told her to sling her hook (but not quite like that as we had spent the night together after all). She was fine and buggered off.

Next day met one of the chicks I had "pipelined" from Afro. Gloria, Nigerian. 21-24y (can't remember) solid 8 out of 10, fucking nice body with little abs (girly ones, not manly ones) , had asymmetrical boobs though (one was perfect and one was pretty good). I would rather they were of the same quality though so that's a bit of a shame.

Quiet funny how we met as I was in Star Hotel (or is it called Spice?) which is a shitty little hotel with a small bar where slightly lower class of hookers go to get picked up. Funny vibe in there as there is hard core porn on the TV all the time. So I met Gloria outside the Niagara and brought her back to Star for a quick drink. She wasn't put out by the fact that I had brought her to a hooker bar (she's kinda semi-pro good girl looking for a husband type of girl). Anyway, took a gamble with Gloria as I had been talking to her on Skype quite a bit beforehand and got her to get me some weed. So she had it when we arrived. We then went to my room where I smoked some (she ate a bit.says that's how they do it in the village where she grew up). Me NOT BEING UNUSED TO WEED GOT COMPLETELY WHACKED WITH ONLY 2 OR 3 PUFFS BUT HAD 3/4 OF A JOINT and hit up Vienna. Was with Gloria so didn't really talk to anyone else, was too whacked and didn't want them smelling the ganga on me (even though I take precautions like washing teeth after, smoking with my top off etc)

That night had very hot sex with Gloria, lots of eager oral and she asked me to fuck her in the ass. Me being out of shape and pissed, I wasn't able to be hard enough to enter her ass but I did try several times. If ever there was an incentive to get back into shape then that is it.

Again in the morning, more nice sex. GFE-like. Gloria being the semi-good girl that she is had to go off to work (she's a maid). I just knocked about Adabraka. Gloria got back in the evening and we ended up in White Sands (just a restaurant in Adabraka`). Just having a boyfriendy / girlfriendy type evening and later on had GFE type sex. You know, the usually shit that happens in Africa. 43 average looking guy with hot chick 1/2 his age on his arm and fucking his brains out later.

Earlier, I went to Church. I was so DRUNK but pretended I was God squad and was doing this manic praying and kneeling, thanking the lord and holding hands with all my fellow happy clappies. God, are they God-bores over there. Was very funny as I was just UTTERLY taking the [CodeWord140] and getting away with it. (Sorry to all you religious types that are offended, LOL, not really. I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK)

Friday: this TIME Gloria DIDN; T have to go to work early. Knocked about with her. Had street food (god the smell of it gets right up your nose when you aren't used to it) , got my sandals fixed. Then I am afraid it was time to get rid of Gloria. Hot chick, hot sex, but too quiet. There was a constant slight sadness in her eyes (I had asked her about it the previous night but never found out what nasty thing must have happened to her in the past). Anyway, I like wild chicks not quiet chicks so it was time to give her the elbow. This was a delicate moment as she had been very nice to me (could easily have tucked me up over the ganga) and she was hurt when it happened.

That night met Rose. Another one of my "pipelined" chicks from Afro. (You all know what pipelining is, right?). Rose, is a fucking hot, a solid 8 out of 10 and she knows it and expects a high maintenance bf to support her. This took about 10minutes to ascertain so that's how long our date lasted: 10minutes. LOL. She was told to fuck right out of it in no uncertain terms. She left with her tail between her legs. Thinking she's high class and asking for the taxi fare home. Get the fuck out.

The problem was that we were in Niagara bar which is about 50% more expensive than the surrounding bars. I suggested we go to White Sands literally over the road (AND not in any way a shit hole or seedy). She didn't want to go to W Sands and wanted to stay at Niagara. But, hey, sista, who's buying the fucking drinks? Plenty of chicks just as hot or hotter than her without the high maintenance price tag and attitude.

So, just went to Vienna again, whacked on weed. Danced. Didn't talk to anyone really. One ***** at the bar tried to pick pocket me. (I have had all my shorts adapted (by African tailors) to be fucking hard to pickpocket so I just told her to fuck off and left it at that. Should have given her a slap but white guy in Africa causing trouble isn't a good thing. I was a n00b and completely ran out of money and had to walk home. On the way back, obliviously walked past a police check point but the 2 bent copper bastards bee-lined towards me and were fucking aggressive, trying to intimidate me, asking me if I had weed, searched me but let me go when they saw I had no money. Wankers.

No sex that night, just slept.

Saturday: Went to Osu and then Jokers. Met some semi-aggressive chicks in an Osu bar (I can easily handle them). One chick was walking off. A Ghana man thought I was going to go with her (I wasn't) and warned me not to. Nice of him as it was sound advice but I'm not a n00b.

Anyway Jokers is overrated crap. It is way too small. All the chicks are hardcore. It costs 20cedis to get in so you can add that to the price for a fuck for starters. I can't remember if I got a chick or not but surely I didn't go 2 nights on the trot without a fuck? That would be a let down.

Sunday: Went to meet another pipelined chick Empress. Solid 7/10. Here is where I got tricked and hat's off to her. She had come in a long dress and we spent the evening in White Sands doing the 1st date type thing. We went to my room but I wanted to go clubbing. She said she needed to change as her dress was too long. Said she needed 20cedi to get a taxi home and back and change. Like a tit I gave it to her and that's the last I saw of her.

Almost as soon as she had left, I had a light bulb moment and realised I had been conned so what better way to get over that than by going and getting a quickie a Star.

Hit up Star and by chance there was a hot (8/10 but 1 1/2 stone overweight) Benin chick. Had a quickie with her (think it was 30cedi). Quiet nice.

Then back to clubbing in Vienna. The usual, whacked on weed, but by now I'm getting more used to it so can talk to people and met Natti, a Liberian chick. After thoroughly checking her out (as those Liberians can be as bad as Nigerians) I established she's a nice enough lady and we had a long time (for dirt cheap, can't remember but probably 20cedis)

Monday: Good old Natti woke me up in time for my flight to Kumasi. Arrived at Kumasi and paid 10cedis taxi (official rank wanted 15) to Hotel de Kingsway. Room wasn't overly secure but can leave all valuables behind bar.

Met yet another pipelined chick from Afro. Mary. Hot 8/10. Got ripped off again, LOL. But this time for only 5 cedis. Met her, talked for a bit, she asked for some food, I gave her 5 for street food whilst I got ready (explaining how I'm not into fancy restaurants) and that was the last I saw of her. LOL. Note to self: Don't make it so obvious you're a fucking tight arse.

Went to pub around the corner: dead. Went to Bantomah High St (4 cedis taxi) : Dead but I was there too early. Was told it's busy at the weekends. Went to Vienna: Dead but there were a few chicks. Got one who said she would go back with me for free. She was drunk.

So we went back to my place and as she was such a lightweight, getting pissed on about 2 beers, she pucked up in my bed. Really weird sick. White blobs (she said it was the fufu). Luckily I had hand washing powder in my room so for the next hour or so I had to clean that shit up (pain in the ass when you are pissed out of your head). Anyway, in that time she had sobered up a bit and was up for fucking. She asked me to fuck her in the ass and once again, my dick was not strong enough to accomplish the task. Such fail.

Gave her about 17cedi in the morning, because I'm not a complete bastard and she was happy enough with that. I mean she had offered up her ass after all, that's worth a tip. Had a simple brekkie but quiet nice that comes with the price of the room (38 cedis).

Tuesday: Got some tailoring done to my 22year old backpack. Walked around the streets a BIT BORED. Bought ME A BIG stash of Prozac (30 was 60cedis) in a chemist. Bought 2 bits of art for 85 but they were deffo only worth 60. God the guy was good at haggling or I was crap, one of the 2, but he was a happy bunny afterwards.

That evening talked to a few street walkers. There are loads of them near the hotel. Some with bad English and not well-mannered. Some were from Nigeria. One was telling me lies she's from Burkina Faso, so I asked her what's the capital called and she didn't know. U aint going to trick me, mother fucker.

Went to a shitty little bar down the road and met a nice guy called Koffi. Had a good chat with him. Later on went to Bantomah High St. Was dead again. Ate gizzards and goat on the street. Quiet nice as long as you are pissed out of your head.

One of those Africa moments: Bought some water off a kid on the street (it's just tap water and gives you the severe runs so don't so it) but anyway to be kind I gave him 0. 5 cedi instead of 0. 1 or 0. 05 (can't remember) which is the proper price. But as soon as he got the money, he goes and buys an egg off a food vendor with it. Sometimes Africa can be sad. He was only about 7. Anyway, he had a nice egg on me.

There is pretty much only one busy bar on Bantomah High St and it is at the end. The bar girl there was quiet sexy and I was flirting with her and fixing up a date but then the owner comes along and says (in a nice way that I respected) to stay clear because it's his daughter. It's fine, I got a daughter myself so I understand. Turns out he's lived in the UK for a bit so we had a chat, and everything was cool.

Anyway, don't get caught needing a shit. Had to go use a public toilet and it was fucking awful with a couple of toilets piled up with shit.

By now I was on 3 Prozac and 2 Valium so was pretty buzzed up. Got in a cab and went to "Jokers" (note the quotes). The poor bastard drove me around for 10 mins and couldn't find the fucking place. He even asked at the police station but I think that was a bit of a scare tactic as I was getting angry with this buffoon not knowing where the fuck he was going. But later on I realised, there is no fucking Jokers in Kumasi. It's in Accra, not Kumasi. This was after I had told him to drop me the fuck off and didn't pay him a penny. Poor sod. Sorry mate, my fault.

It was actually Vienna that I wanted so ended up there: dead, but I asked a bouncer where can I get chicks and, hey presto, within about 2 mins there was one for me. Not bad. About a 6. 5. We did a lot of oral and she was a squirter but I can't remember much else. Was wasted.

Woke up with her dressed and ready to go and wanting money. I had been a bit of a n00b and couldn't remember what we talked about money-wise but in the morning she wanted 50. I always reject chicks who want more than 30 but I had fucked up as I couldn't remember our discussions so I got her down to 40. I could sense trouble so here is a pro-tip: always pay potential trouble chicks outside of your room. If they ask why, tell them you don't want trouble. If they insist on payment in the room, then you have fucked up and got yourself a wrongun'. Just play the patience game, don't back down, keep repeating the same thing over and over that you will pay her once she is outside of your room. Show her the money and tell her she will get it but never give to her inside if you have got yourself a wrongun'.

Anyway, that's just advice because I didn't have any money anyway and had to get her out of my room to go and get the money from reception. She took the 40 and fucked off so no issues but 40 is way too much for a 6. 5/10 even if she squirts.

That day, stayed in my room all day (by this time I was becoming a bit of a night owl) Met another cool Ghana guy called Aziz. Had a drink with him, a Muslim. Fucking nice bloke.

Weird Africa moment: walking down the street after the drink with Aziz and saw a topless lady in the shadows, beckoning me over. Probably with learning difficulties. Don't worry, I didn't take the bait. Then there was another mentally ill lady who had her feet in the sewer. Nothing strange about that, sure. Mentally ill people put their feet in sewers all the time. But, she had a fucking baby strapped to her back. Like, what the fuck.

Talked with a few of the street walkers. Was trying to get them to just join me for a drink for company but they are so fucking money-orientated. Saying,"What good is going for a drink with you when I need to look for business" Anyway, I had my drink alone and see them all slope off a few hours later after NOT getting picked up. Fucking idiots.

Met Koffi again but this time he wanted to ponse 5 or 10 cedis. Fail. Time to ditch him as a friend. Went to Echo's but it was closed. So once again went to Bantomah Hi St. This time it was busy. Did some dancing as I was buzzed up and a few chicks were up for it but nothing panned out. There was a proper looker there but she was getting too much attention from the local lads so I didn't bother attempting to nick her off them as I was on my own. Shame though. Like a 9/10.

So went back to Vienna, by this time it was 5am. Dead. Couldn't get a chick so got a street walker. Ugly bird. Crap. Mistake. Paid 40 to get rid of her.

Earlier on at the B High St Bar there was minor incident. One lady introduced me to another lady but I rejected her on the grounds she was too young. This was clearly wrong judging by their reaction (she was probably 21 or something) but I was fucked and of poor judgement. Anyway, later the introducer comes up and tries to make out I'm a paedo. Here again is sound advice: you got to be a bit tough in Africa. I just looked her in the eye and told her to "Get the fuck out of it, you fucking idiot". They are used to being treated like shit by men and when you show them you aren't some n00b that don't get scared, they back down immediately. Which she did, stupid *****.

Thursday: Woke up late and owner wanted me out or I pay more. But she let me off being an hour and a half late.

Kumasi verdict: Only go at the weekend. Too dead during the week.

Took a 3hr trip to Cape Coast using the mini bus style buses. Stayed at Majestic Victory Hotel (don't stay here, you can tell the owner isn't into mongering). It's got sound insulating issues. If you have to argue with a chick, the whole hotel will wake up.

Went out to London Bridge, Shit: Dead. Full of men. Some prick comes up to me and is telling me with pride, like I'm supposed to be impressed, that he is a pimp. Like I need the help of an African man to get a chick in Africa. Fuck with. Gave him the cold shoulder.

Fell asleep on the floor at one of the bars as I was whacked but it was fine as the owners of the bar were looking out for me (2 women). Had some n00dles with their ring-burner pepper sauce.

Went home, no chick.

Cape Coast verdict: deffo not recommended for mongering

Friday: Went to the Castle. Fucking expensive 39cedis. But interesting tour. Hit up the tour guide after to join me for a drink. She was up for it but had another tour. Would have met me that evening but I had had enough of Cape Coast already. Didn't bother doing the walkway thing, just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

So headed back to Accra (10 CEDIS). They tried to charge me for my bag. Just ignored them, its bullshit.

Arrived in Accra and met another pipelined chick from Afro :Queeneth 7. 5/10. Went to Vienna at 7pm. Not even open. Went to a normal bar up the road doing the were-on-a-date thing. Ghana ladies give you a really obvious "tell" if they want you to fuck them. They run their tongue along the top of their teeth, so I got one of those so I knew we were on. Especially when she was saying she's tired and wanting to sleep and it was only about 7pm.

Had a nice GFE fuck but she wasn't into oral but said she was willing to learn. We had got on well so arranged to meet the next day. She had to go home because daddy doesn't approve of her staying out even though she was 22 or something. Went onto Vienna but was a good boy as I had had a nice fuck earlier and didn't hook up with anyone. Had a few stunners in it. One wanted 200cedi, one wanted 80cedi. I never bother bargaining when I hear a high price, just shake my head and walk off.

Sat: Woke up at 5pm and Queeneth met me. Say's she's hungry. I'm like, fine, do you like street food. No, she doesn't. Hmmm, high-maintenance meter starting to rise. So she's on a yellow card. So we go to White Sands. Have an average meal. Once again, she don't want to drink or party. Just wants to go home and fuck and sleep. BORING.

So we go back and I give her a nice massage (non-sexual). She loved it. Then the sex began and she said how she likes her naval to be licked. I obliged but it was quite weird as she was enjoying it more than me licking her clit / pussy (and I do know how to lick pussy) but then the kicker came where I wasn't going to be getting any oral in return and that's where she gets the red card.

So this is where I have another one of those weird Africa moments: We fuck, but it's like I'm the girl, disinterested, I just let her jump up and down on my cock till she comes then as soon as she comes I stop the sex, roll over and go to sleep. Not even interested in cumming. God I hate one-way oral. Really turns me off.

Sunday: In the morning, she slept over this time, I told her about her one-way oral mistake (we had talked about it before). I gave her 17cedis as "punishment". Soon as she was gone, she texted me to say "sorry". I texted her back to say "Your dumped". Shame, nice girl, just needs to go watch some pornos or something and to learn not to be selfish in bed. A few phone calls followed but I just told her to learn her lesson and move on. I'm sure she will thank me later.

Next I hit up Labadi Beach. Sunday is the day to go and I had a wonderful time. Smoked weed on the beach which is ok if you choose the right people. I did because I know the score but you can easily come a cropper.

Saw a theft take place and boy was it fast. The guy snatched something from a table or someone and sprinted expertly through loads of people and was gone and I think I was the only fucker who even noticed. Snatch to gone took about 8 seconds covering 30meters, running past 150 people. Pro thief.

When things were dying down, went to Vienna again and here is where I made my biggest mistake. Wasn't careful enough with vetting the chick and was too tight with negotiation (think I got her down to 10cedis). So we went to my place, sex starts and she wants money up front. Straight away, I know I had fucked up so stopped everything and said here's the 10 we agreed and go. But no, the Nigerian scam influence was strong in this ***** (despite being Ghanaian) and now she wants 50 and is threatening trouble. So what do I do? By this stage I was extremely whacked and not really giving a fuck but I didn't want her to smash anything (I was warning her I would assault her if she attempted to do so but she wasn't backing down). So I just opened my door and let the whole fucking hotel wake up and here this ***** degrade herself. So after an hour or so of her being a total scum bag insisting on 50 and me looking her in the eye and saying "You aint getting 50 mother fucker, we agreed on 10" "You think I'm a 1st time in Africa obruni that's scared of you, *****" yada yada. In the end I paid that ***** 30 and she fucked off.

Partially spoiled an absolutely fantastic evening. Labadi beach has such a great vibe on a Sunday. It's awesome down there.

Anyway, that's it. The next day was Monday and I flew home.

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Highlights: 2 chicks asking to be fucked in the ass without me even mentioning it.

Loads of oral (apart from with Queeneth) , lots of cum's in mouth and on face. Squirting.

Chicks in general were just up for a good fuck.

Ganga, Prozac, Valium (even though Prozac and Valium are crap for keeping hard and cumming)

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Ghanaians think they are cool but they aren't as cool as Kenyans. If you go from one country and then swiftly to the other (as I recently did) you will notice the difference. Kenyans have a more happy vive and they aren't corrupted by the scum land that is Nigeria.

[Jim01]

You forgot to mention that you are full of yourself, behave like trailer park trash and want to be treated like royalty. Seriously, are you for real?

Yes, I'm for real. That is how it happened.

Trust me, many people will appreciate my report.

Look back and you will see that many of my reports over the last 9 years feature in "Reports of Distinction"

If you act like a scared little pussy in Africa, you are going to get fucked in the Ass.

[Bareback Jack]

Me: 43, average looking. 3 stone overweight with a pot belly but good at dancing (when whacked) and can show Those mother fuckers how it's done (2nd time to Ghana)

You forgot to mention that you are full of yourself, behave like trailer park trash and want to be treated like royalty. Seriously, are you for real?

[Jim01]

When: Sept 2013.

Where: Accra, Kumasi and Cape Coast.

Duration: 2weeks.

Me: 43, average looking. 3 stone overweight with a pot belly but good at dancing (when whacked) and can show

Those mother fuckers how it's done (2nd time to Ghana)

TLDR: Had a great time but Kenya is better.

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Arrived at Accra airport and paid £5 which is 17cedi for a taxi to Hotel President in Adabraka. This is too

Much; you can get it for 8-10cedi.

The official taxi rank wanted 30 cedi. Fuck them.

1st night went to Vienna. It's ok in there but too many pool tables. 5 cedis a beer. There are tables in the

Centre of the place where it should be just open.

Loads of hardcores wanting US$100 thinking I'm a n00b. Told them to get the fuck out. Went for a walk on the

Streets. Loads of street walkers in the vicinity also wanting US$100 thinking I'm a n00b. Told them to get the

Fuck out also.

Met a 7 out of ten on the street who seemed ok and we did a long time for a reasonable amount of money 20cedi.

Not bad, nothing amazing. In the morning, she wanted food also, which I bought her in Hotel President but that

Cost another 8 or so and now it was starting to get too much money for services rendered so I told her to sling

Her hook (but not quite like that as we had spent the night together afterall). She was fine and buggered off.

Next day met one of the chicks I had "pipelined" from Afro. Gloria, Nigerian. 21-24y (can't remember) solid 8

Out of 10, fucking nice body with little abs (girly ones, not manly ones) , had asymetrical boobs though (one

Was perfect and one was pretty good). I would rather they were of the same quality though so that's a bit of a

Shame.

Quiet funny how we met as I was in Star Hotel (or is it called Spice?) which is a shitty little hotel with a small

Bar where slightly lower class of hookers go to get picked up. Funny vibe in there as there is hard core porn

On the TV all the time. So I met Gloria outside the Niagara and brought her back to Star for a quick drink. She

Wasn't put out by the fact that I had brought her to a hooker bar (she's kinda semi-pro good girl looking for

A husband type of girl). Anyway, took a gamble with Gloria as I had been talking to her on Skype quite a bit

Beforehand and got her to get me some weed. So she had it when we arrived. We then went to my room where I

Smoked some (she ate a bit.says thats how they do it in the village where she grew up). ME NOT BEING UNUSED TO

WEED GOT COMPLETELY WHACKED WITH ONLY 2 OR 3 PUFFS BUT HAD 3/4 OF A JOINT and hit up Vienna. Was with Gloria so

Didn't really talk to anyone else, was too whacked and didn't want them smelling the ganga on me (even though I

Take precations like washing teeth after, smoking with my top off etc)

That night had very hot sex with Gloria, lots of eager oral and she asked me to fuck her in the ass. Me being

Out of shape and pissed, I wasn't able to be hard enough to enter her ass but I did try several times. If ever there was an

Incentive to get back into shape then that is it.

Again in the morning, more nice sex. GFE-like. Gloria being the semi-good girl that she is had to go off to

Work (she's a maid). I just knocked about Adabraka. Gloria got back in the evening and we ended up in White

Sands (just a restaurant in Adabraka`). Just having a boyfriendy / girlfrindy type evening and later on had GFE type sex. You know, the usually shit that happens in Africa. 43 average looking guy with hot chick 1/2 his age on his arm and fucking hs brains

Out later.

Earlier, I went to Church. I was so DRUNK but pretended I was God squad and was doing this manic praying and

Kneeling, thanking the lord and holding hands with all my fellow happy clAppies. God, are they God-bores over

There. Was very funny as I was just UTTERLY taking the [CodeWord140] and getting away with it. (Sorry to all you

Religious types that are offended, LOL, not really. I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK)

FRIday: tHIS TIME gLORIA DIDN; T have to go to work early. Knocked about with her. Had street food (god the

Smell of it gets right up your nose when you arn't used to it) , got my sandles fixed. Then I am afraid it was

Time to get rid of Gloria. Hot chick, hot sex, but too quiet. There was a constant slight sadness in her eyes

(I had asked her about it the previous night but never found out what nasty thing must have happened to her in the

Past). Anyway, I like wild chicks not quiet chicks so it was time to give her the elbow. This was a delicate

Moment as she had been very nice to me (could easily have tucked me up over the ganga) and she was hurt when it happened.

That night met Rose. Another one of my "pipelined" chicks from Afro. (You all know what pipelining is, right?).

Rose, is a fucking hot, a solid 8 out of 10 and she knows it and expects a high maintainence bf to support

Her. This took about 10minutes to ascertain so thats how long our date lasted: 10minutes. LOL. She was told to

Fuck right out of it in no uncertain terms. She left with her tail between her legs. Thinking she's high class

And asking for the taxi fare home. Get the fuck out.

The problem was that we were in Niagara bar which is about 50% more expensive than the surrounding bars. I

Suggested we go to White Sands literally over the road (AND not in any way a shit hole or seedy). She didn't want to go to W Sands and wanted to stay at Niagara. But, hey, sista, who's

Buying the fucking drinks? Plenty of chicks just as hot or hotter than her

Without the high maintenance price tag and attitude.

So, just went to Vienna again, whacked on weed. Danced. Didn't talk to anyone really. One ***** at the bar

Tried to pick pocket me. (I have had all my shorts adapted (by african tailors) to be fucking hard to

Pickpocket so I just told her to fuck off and left it at that. Should have given her a slap but white guy in

Africa causing trouble isn't a good thing. I was a n00b and completely ran out of money and had to walk home.

On the way back, obliviously walked past a police check point but the 2 bent copper bastards bee-lined towards me and

Were fucking aggressive, trying to intimidate me, asking me if I had weed, searched me but let me go when they

Saw I had no money. Wankers.

No sex that night, just slept.

Saturday: Went to Osu and then Jokers. Met some semi-aggressive chicks in an Osu bar (I can easily handle

Them). One chick was walking off. A Ghana man thought I was going to go with her (I wasn't) and warned me not

To. Nice of him as it was sound advice but I'm not a n00b.

Anyway Jokers is overrated crap. It is way too small. All the chicks are hardcore. It costs 20cedis to get in

So you can add that to the price for a fuck for starters. I can't remember if I got a chick or not but surely I

Didn't go 2 nights on the trot without a fuck? That would be a let down.

Sunday: Went to meet another pipelined chick Empress. Solid 7/10. Here is where I got tricked and hat's off to her.

She had come in a long dress and we spent the evening in White Sands doing the 1st date type thing. We went to my

Room but I wanted to go clubbing. She said she needed to change as her dress was too long. Said she needed

20cedi to get a taxi home and back and change. Like a tit I gave it to her and that's the last I saw of her.

Almost as sooon as she had left, I had a lightbulb moment and realised I had been conned so what better way to

Get over that than by going and getting a quicky a Star.

Hit up Star and by chance there was a hot (8/10 but 1 1/2 stone overweight) Benin chick. Had a quicky with her

(think it was 30cedi). Quiet nice.

Then back to clubbing in Vienna. The usual, whacked on weed, but by now I'm getting more used to it so can talk

To people and met Natti, a Liberian chick. After thoroughly checking her out (as those Liberians can be as bad

As Nigerians) I established she's a nice enough lady and we had a long time (for dirt cheap, can't remember but

Probably 20cedis)

Monday: Good old Natti woke me up in time for my flight to Kumasi. Arrived at Kumasi and paid 10cedis taxi (official

Rank wanted 15) to Hotel de Kingsway. Room wasn't overly secure but can leave all valuables behind bar.

Met yet another pipelined chick from Afro. Mary. Hot 8/10. Got ripped off again, LOL. But this time for only 5 cedis. Met

Her, talked for a bit, she asked for some food, I gave her 5 for street food whilst I got ready (explaining how

I'm not into fancy restaurants) and that was the last I saw of her. LOL. Note to self: Don't make it so obvious

Your a fucking tight arse.

Went to pub around the corner: dead. Went to Bantomah High St (4 cedis taxi) : Dead but I was there too early. Was

Told it's busy at the weekends. Went to Vienna: Dead but there were a few chicks. Got one who said she would

Go back with me for free. She was drunk.

So we went back to my place and as she was such a lightweight, getting pissed on about 2 beers, she pucked up

In my bed. Really weird sick. White blobs (she said it was the fufu). Luckily I had handwashing powder in my

Room so for the next hour or so I had to clean that shit up (pain in the ass when you are pissed out of your

Head). Anyway, in that time she had sobered up a bit and was up for fucking. She asked me to fuck her in the

Ass and once again, my dick was not strong enough to accomplish the task. Such fail.

Gave her about 17cedi in the morning, because I'm not a complete bastard and she was happy enough with that. I mean

She had offered up her ass afterall, that's worth a tip. Had a simple brekkie but quiet nice that comes with

The price of the room (38 cedis).

Tuesday: Got some tailoring done to my 22year old backback. Walked around the streets a BIT BORED. BOUGHT ME A

BIG stash of Prozac (30 was 60cedis) in a chemist. Bought 2 bits of art for 85 but they were deffo only worth

60. God the guy was good at haggling or I was crap, one of the 2, but he was a happy bunny afterwards.

That evening talked to a few street walkers. There are loads of them near the hotel. Some with bad English and

Not well-mannered. Some were from Nigeria. One was telling me lies she's from Burkina Faso, so I asked her

What's the capital called and she didn't know. U aint going to trick me, mother fucker.

Went to a shitty little bar down the road and met a nice guy called Koffi. Had a good chat with him. Later on

Went to Bantomah High St. Was dead again. Ate gizzards and goat on the street. Quiet nice as long as you are

Pissed out of your head.

One of those africa moments: Bought some owater off a kid on the street (it's just tap water and gives

You the severe runs so don't so it) but anyway to be kind I gave him 0. 5 cedi instead of 0. 1 or 0. 05 (can't

Remember) which is the proper price. But as soon as he got the money, he goes and buys an egg off a food vendor

With it. Sometimes Africa can be sad. He was only about 7. Anyway, he had a nice egg on me.

There is pretty much only one busy bar on Bantomah High St and it is at the end. The bar girl there was quiet sexy

And I was flirting with her and fixing up a date but then the owner comes along and says (in a nice way that I

Respected) to stay clear because it's his daughter. It's fine, I got a daughter myself so I understand. Turns out

He's lived in the UK for a bit so we had a chat, and everything was cool.

Anyway, don't get caught needing a shit. Had to go use a public toilet and it was fucking aweful with a couple

Of toilets piled up with shit.

By now I was on 3 prozak and 2 valium so was pretty buzzed up. Got in a cab and went to "Jokers" (note the

Quotes). The poor bastard drove me around for 10 mins and couldn't find the fucking place. He even asked at the

Police station but I think that was a bit of a scare tactic as I was getting angry with this buffoon not

Knowing where the fuck he was going. But later on I realised, there is no fucking Jokers in Kumasi. It's in

Accra, not Kumasi. This was after I had told him to drop me the fuck off and didn't pay him a penny. Poor sod.

Sorry mate, my fault.

It was actually Vienna that I wanted so ended up there: dead, but I asked a bouncer where can I get chicks and,

Hey presto, within about 2 mins there was one for me. Not bad. About a 6. 5. We did a lot of oral and she was a

Squirter but I can't remember much else. Was wasted.

Woke up with her dressed and ready to go and wanting money. I had been a bit of a n00b and couldn't remember

What we talked about money-wise but in the morning she wanted 50. I always reject chicks who want more than 30

But I had fucked up as I couldn't remember our discussions so I got her down to 40. I could sense trouble so

Here is a pro-tip: always pay potential trouble chicks outside of your room. If they ask why, tell them you

Don't want trouble. If they insist on payment in the room, then you have fucked up and got yourself a wrongun'.

Just play the patience game, don't back down, keep repeating the same thing over and over that you will pay her

Once she is outside of your room. Show her the money and tell her she will get it but never give to her inside

If you have got yourself a wrongun'.

Anyway, that's just advise because I didn't have any money anyway and had to get her out of my room to go and get

The money from reception. She took the 40 and fucked off so no issues but 40 is way too much for a 6. 5/10 even

If she squirts.

That day, stayed in my room all day (by this time I was becoming a bit of a night owl) Met another cool Ghana

Guy called Aziz. Had a drink with him, a muslim. Fucking nice bloke.

Weird africa moment: walking down the street after the drink with Aziz and saw a topless lady in the shadows,

Beckoning me over. Probably with learning difficulties. Don't worry, I didn't take the bait. Then there was

Another mentally ill lady who had her feet in the sewer. Nothing strange about that, sure. Mentallly ill people

Put their feet in sewers all the time. But, she had a fucking baby strapped to her back. Like, what the fuck.

Talked with a few of the street walkers. Was trying to get them to just join me for a drink for company but

They are so fucking money-orientated. Saying,"what good is going for a drink with you when I need to look for

Business" Anyway, I had my drink alone and see them all slope off a few hours later after NOT getting picked

Up. Fucking idiots.

Met Koffi again but this time he wanted to ponse 5 or 10 cedis. Fail. Time to ditch him as a friend. Went to

Echos but it was closed So once again went to Bantomah Hi St. This time it was busy. Did some dancing as I was

Buzzed up and a few chicks were up for it but nothing panned out. There was a proper looker there but she was

Getting tooo much attention from the local lads so I didn't bother attempting to nick her off them as I was on

My own. Shame tho. Like a 9/10.

So went back to Vienna, by this time it was 5am. Dead. Couldn't get a chick so got a street walker. Ugly bird.

Crap. Mistake. Paid 40 to get rid of her.

Earlier on at the B High St Bar there was minor incident. One lady introduced me to another lady but I rejected

Her on the grounds she was too young. This was clearly wrong judging by their reaction (she was probably 21 or

Something) but I was fucked and of poor judgement. Anyway, later the introducer comes up and tries to make out

I'm a paedo. Her again is sound advise: you got to be a bit tough in Africa. I just looked her in the eye and

Told her to "Get the fuck out of it, you fucking idiot". They are used to being treated like shit by men and

When you show them you arn't some n00b that don't get scared, they back down immediately. Which she did, stupid

*****.

Thursday: Woke up late and owner wanted me out or I paymore. But she let me off being an hour and a half late.

Kumasi verdict: Only go at the weekend. Too dead during the week.

Took a 3hr trip to Cape Coast using the mini bus style buses. Stayed at Majestic Victory Hotel (don't stay

Here, you can tell the owner isn't into mongering). It's got sound insulating issues. If you have to argue with

A chick, the whole hotel will wake up.

Went out to London Bridge, Shit: Dead. Full of men, Some prick comes up to me and is telling me with pride,

Like I'm supposed to be impressed, that he is a pimp. Like I need the help of an African man to get a chick in

Africa. Fuck with. Gave him the cold shoulder.

Fell asleeep on the floor at one of the bars as I was whacked but it was fine as the owners of the bar were

Looking out for me (2 women). Had some n00dles with their ring-burner pepper sauce.

Went home, no chick.

Cape Coast verdict: deffo not recommended for mongerring

Friday: Went to the Castle. Fucking expensive 39cedis. But interesting tour. Hit up the tour guide after to

Join me for a drink. She was up for it but had another tour. Would have met me that evening but I had had

Enough of Cape Coast already. Didn't bother doing the walkway thing, just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

So headed back to Accra (10 CEDIS) They tried to charge me for my bag. Just ignored them, it's bullshit.

Arrived in Accra and met another pipelined chick from Afro :Queeneth 7. 5/10. Went to Vienna at 7pm. Not even

Open. Went to a normal bar up the road doing the were-on-a-date thing. Ghana ladies give you a really obvious

"tell" if they want you to fuck them. They run their tongue along the top of their teeth, so I got one of those

So I knew we were on. Especially when she was saying she's tired and wanting to sleep and it was only about

7pm.

Had a nice GFE fuck but she wasn't into oral but said she was willing to learn. We had got on well so arranged

To meet the next day. She had to go home because daddy doesn't approve of her staying out even though she was 22 or

Something. Went onto Vienna but was a good boy as I had had a nice fuck earlier and didn't hook up with anyone.

Had a few stunners in it. One wanted 200cedi, one wanted 80cedi. I never bother bargaining when I hear a high

Price, just shake my head and walk off.

Sat: Woke up at 5pm and Queeneth met me. Say's she's hungry. I'm like, fine, do you like street food. No, she

Doesn't. Hmmm, high-maintenance meter starting to rise. So she's on a yellow card. So we go to White Sands.

Have an average meal. Once again, she don't want to drink or party. Just wants to go home and fuck and sleep.

BORING.

So we go back and I give her a nice mmassage (non-sexual). She loved it. Then the sex began and she said how she likes her

Naval to be licked. I oblidged but it was quite weird as she was enjoying it more than me licking her clit/

Pussy (and I do know how to lick pussy) but then the kicker came where I wasn't going to be getting any oral in

Return and that's where she gets the red card.

So this is where I have another one of those weird africa moments: We fuck, but it's like I'm the girl,

Dis-interested, I just let her jump up and down on my cock till she comes then as soon as she comes I stop the

Sex, roll over and go to sleep. Not even interested in cumming. God I hate one-way oral. Really turns me off.

Sunday: In the morning, she slept over this time, I told her about her one-way oral mistake (we had talked

About it before). I gave her 17cedis as "punishment". Soon as she was gone, she texted me to say "sorry". I

Texted her back to say "Your dumped". Shame, nice girl, just needs to go watch some pornos or something and to

Learn not to be selfish in bed. A few phone calls followed but I just told her to learn her lesson and move on.

I'm sure she will thank me later.

Next I hit up Labadi Beach. Sunday is the day to go and I had a wonderful time. Smoked weed on the beach which

Is ok if you choose the right people. I did because I know the score but you can easily come a croper.

Saw a theft take place and boy was it fast. The guy snatched something from a table or someone and sprinted

Expertly through loads of people and was gone and I think I was the only fucker who even noticed. Snatch to

Gone took about 8 seconds covering 30meters, running past 150 people. Pro thief.

When things were dying down, went to Vienna again and here is where I made my biggest mistake. Wasn't careful

Enough with vetting the chick and was too tight with negotiation (think I got her down to 10cedis). So we went to my

Place, sex starts and she wants money up front. Straight away, I know I had fucked up so stopped everything and

Said here's the 10 we agreed and go. But no, the Nigerian scam influence was strong in this ***** (despite being

Ghanaian) and now she wants 50 and is threatening trouble. So what do I do. By this stage I was extremely

Whacked and not really giving a fuck but I didn't want her to smash anything (I was warning her I would assault

Her if she attempted to do so but she wasn't backing down). So I just opened my door and let the whole fucking

Hotel wake up and here this ***** degrade herself. So after an hour or so of her being a total scum bag

Insisting on 50 and me looking her in the eye and saying "You aint getting 50 mother fucker, we agreed on 10"

"You think I'm a 1st time in africa obruni that's scared of you, *****" yada yada. In the end I paid that *****

30 and she fucked off.

Partially spoiled an absolutely fantastic evening. Labadi beach has such a great vibe on a Sunday. It's awesome

Down there.

Anyway, that's it. The next day was Monday and I flew home.

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Highlights: 2 chicks asking to be fucked in the ass without me even mentioning it.

Loads of oral (apart from with Queeneth) , lots of cum's in mouth and on face. Squirting.

Chicks in general were just up for a good fuck.

Ganga, prozac, valium (even though prozac and valium are crap for keeping hard and cumming)

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Ghanainas think they are cool but they arn't as cool as Kenyans. If you go from one country and then swiftly to

The other (as I recently did) you will notice the difference. Kenyans have a more happy vive and they arn't

Corrupted by the scum land that is Nigeria.

[FoxesHunter]

I'm waiting for FoxesHunter to provide some reports

I'm sorry but I cannot on Ghana forum because I don't know Ghana and Uganda at all. Some time ago I went to Tanzania and I made some posts. And I have answered to some PM too.

[Member #4349]

Out of curiosity.

In you opinion are hotter girls in Ghana or in Uganda? For hot I mean regular girls who are hotter on the bed and give BBBJs.

I thank you!

I'm waiting for FoxesHunter to provide some reports, rather than constantly ask questions, is this better than that, is Ghana better than Uganda, is pepsi better than coke. And so on.

Dude, you're spending too much time in your bedroom with the laptop.

[FoxesHunter]

Out of curiosity.

In you opinion are hotter girls in Ghana or in Uganda? For hot I mean regular girls who are hotter on the bed and give BBBJs.

I thank you!

[Andrew1125]

Although I have picked up a chica on several occasions from Vienna City, Macumba and Jokers, I always took them back to the place I was staying nearby. So I have no experience with short term hotels. I also never had any problems bringing girls back to my place.

I have also stayed at the 3 to 5 star hotels along with my colleagues, and I was always able to discreetly have my girlfriends keep me company. I even had a girlfriend come over after I had been chatting at a table with 2 female associates from my agency and had to pass by them with my girl behind me. I am certain they smiled inwardly, but never said anything (one was my superior boss and the other was her assistant).

Thanks Jiggydus, I know the hotels are girlfriendly but really need some info on shorttime hotels!

[Jiggydus]

Hi everyone,

I want to look for girls in and around Vienna City, Macumba, Jokers and Labadi Beach. Are there shorttime hotels available in these areas? What do you pay for a room for a quickie say max 1 hour?

Thanks!

Although I have picked up a chica on several occasions from Vienna City, Macumba and Jokers, I always took them back to the place I was staying nearby. So I have no experience with short term hotels. I also never had any problems bringing girls back to my place.

I have also stayed at the 3 to 5 star hotels along with my colleagues, and I was always able to discreetly have my girlfriends keep me company. I even had a girlfriend come over after I had been chatting at a table with 2 female associates from my agency and had to pass by them with my girl behind me. I am certain they smiled inwardly, but never said anything (one was my superior boss and the other was her assistant).

[Andrew1125]

Hi everyone,

I want to look for girls in and around Vienna City, Macumba, Jokers and Labadi Beach. Are there shorttime hotels available in these areas? What do you pay for a room for a quickie say max 1 hour?

Thanks!

[Crypt]

I have an attutude but you actually need a brothel in Africa and Thailand? Some people can't help but stepp all over themselves and their ignorance. Shooo.

I have a good time in a brothel not on a date and I certainly don't want a girlfriend. What do you care?

[Crypt]

I have an attutude but you actually need a brothel in Africa and Thailand? Some people can't help but stepp all over themselves and their ignorance. Shooo.

Well I actually don't like to party in discos and don't like to hit on girls having to talk them into shagging me. To me paying is the most comfortable and honorable way to go, may I please live my life the way I want to? I don't need a brothel I want one.

[Slowalk]

Well than that has something to do with your attitude because I had plenty of pros in Germany, Thailand and Ethiopia and never had a problem.

I have an attutude but you actually need a brothel in Africa and Thailand? Some people can't help but stepp all over themselves and their ignorance. Shooo.

[Crypt]

I'm no longer a young and handsome man. Yet, in most African countries; I simply meet very beautiful women in public doing ordinary things. Approach and she's mine. The hardest part of the relationship is not introduction: Its separation.

Drama is always the cost with any African woman. However, with all pros, the drama is well rehearsed and often dangerous.

Well than that has something to do with your attitude because I had plenty of pros in Germany, Thailand and Ethiopia and never had a problem.