Nigeria

[Desert Sandman]

Lekkidave,

PM for details about the strip club. I know the girl who is the manager and she can make you fantasy come through. The girls of the club are on offer after working hours at the club.

Tribute15 and Lekkidave, I have sent you both PMs. Cheers Sandman

[Tribute15]

Hi,

It's been quiet here for while. Does anybody know of providers of erotic massage in Lagos? Especially on the island. Providing a happy ending experience and discrete. I asked his question some while ago but no luck. Please share information on this if you have.

Also, are there any striptease joint on the vi / Ikoyi / Lekki axis?

Are there discrete sex parties organized that anyone knows of in Lagos?

Do you know any girl contact that provide BBBJCIMTC with swallow including A-level? This is my fantasy!

Thanks for sharing on these. I know am asking for a lot! Just share what you know on any of these! Many thanks in advance!

Lekkidave,

PM for details about the strip club. I know the girl who is the manager and she can make you fantasy come through. The girls of the club are on offer after working hours at the club.

[Ikejagoblin]

Hi gang,

Salam Allah Cum!

Firstly, Jackson: before you go moderator crazy I am not pushing websites competing with your esteemed organ – which might I add is the best $20 dollars I spent this year after the beer at the Rolling Stones concert (which was considerably more!)

But, as all good visitors to this hallowed portal are probably aware, Badoo does work. It only misses the thrill of 'The Hunt', but when in lazy bastard mode you can order something up as easily as a pizza with just a few extras, but don't expect discount if it does not reach you within 30 minutes with or without a bottle of Pepsi to go. Even in the UK the pizza delivery guys are still on okadas! Chai!

So you have the 'menu', so get on line and start ordering. In Warri I stayed at Kayriotts Hotel on Refinery Road (N20K a night– all quite manageable, food is naff, very pretty receptionist) ordered up Michelle on line, over she came and away we went. Not the best screw I ever had, however, she was 'nice' and better than sleeping alone. Two days later had Sandra over who really was good fun, a real live wire! All you need from a good chick, lively, energetic, chatty and this was only in the shower! Screwed her senseless and she was worth every kobo I gave her. She will stay on the list of call backs should all else fail in Warri.

So I then relocated to Benin, Prestige Hotel right by the airport (N15K a night, food edible, overall again quite manageable) next to the remains of Time Out night club: the club has shut down leaving just the Bush bar at the front which has the usual types cruising for custom. Went in, had a beer and Tina came and sat down; Tina has the kind of rack that defies gravity or usually has an industrial strength Wonderbra holding it all up. Except these were real and she was a magnificent screw, all you want how ever you want it and the type of suffocation we all love and a great 'shower me babe' face full at the end (of round 1!). She told me N7500 to spend the night, a bargain methinks, plus some food and a bottle of some spirit (a gin substitute) they sell which I am sure I have used to clean paintbrushes before, still, that's the shite they drink! Overall, the three of them were really good, none of this 'give me more' kind of crap you can get in the morning, and all left with a kiss and promise to see you next time, so it's all sweet. (Tip: take Tina at N7500: always bung a grand or two or whatever over the 'agreed' price. N1000, or $6, goes a surprisingly long way in these people's minds!)

Bottom line: Badoo, like I am sure a whole host of others, is [CodeWord140]-easy to manage and is really only a Yellow Pages for local talent. Equally it always pays to 'let your fingers do the walking' and look up because you just know who is going to be on there, yep, you guessed it: your girlfriend. Who knows, in this free-market economy with the proliferation of service providers in the cyber-sex industry, you may even negotiate a better rate with her!

[LekkiDave]

Desert man / Jiggi.

Desertman / Jiggidus. Thanks a million for all your guide. Quite useful.

Meanwhile I was able to locate a massage place where you can can get happy ending and even FS in the VIP room. It is in VI just behind the Zenith Bank headquarters on Ajose Adeogun. PM me if you are interested in details and phone contact. It is a discrete arrangement with the masseur and is open form 10am to 8pm. You could go there at lunch hour! Especially if you work on the island.

I am told that there is a strip joint in Lekki Phase 1 near the Nigerian Standards building and not too far from Tantalisers on Admiralty Way. I have never been there but I understand it is not cheap and is mainly frequented by wealthy Nigerians. There is another strip joint near Chevron in the Holiday Inn Residence. Head out of VI on the Lekki Expressway and just before the Chevron roundabout turn right into Alpha Beach road. Drive about two thirds of the way down this unmade road towards Alpha beach and the Holiday Inn Residence is on the right. I have never been but I understand that the shows start at about 9pm and get more risqué as the night goes on. I heard that it costs Naira 20, 000 to take out a girl from there. If true then this is a lot pricier than taking a girl from a bar in VI.

Good luck with your search for a swallower who also offers A levels.

[Desert Sandman]

Hi. It's been quiet here for while. Does anybody know of providers of erotic massage in Lagos? Especially on the island. Providing a happy ending experience and discrete. I asked his question some while ago but no luck. Please share information on this if you have.

Also, are there any striptease joint on the vi / Ikoyi / Lekki axis?

Are there discrete sex parties organized that anyone knows of in Lagos?

Do you know any girl contact that provide BBBJCIMTC with swallow including A-level? This is my fantasy!

Thanks for sharing on these. I know am asking for a lot! Just share what you know on any of these! Many thanks in advance!

I am told that there is a strip joint in Lekki Phase 1 near the Nigerian Standards building and not too far from Tantalisers on Admiralty Way. I have never been there but I understand it is not cheap and is mainly frequented by wealthy Nigerians. There is another strip joint near Chevron in the Holiday Inn Residence. Head out of VI on the Lekki Expressway and just before the Chevron roundabout turn right into Alpha Beach road. Drive about two thirds of the way down this unmade road towards Alpha beach and the Holiday Inn Residence is on the right. I have never been but I understand that the shows start at about 9pm and get more risqué as the night goes on. I heard that it costs Naira 20, 000 to take out a girl from there. If true then this is a lot pricier than taking a girl from a bar in VI.

Good luck with your search for a swallower who also offers A levels.

[Jiggydus]

hi. it's been quiet here for while. does anybody know of providers of erotic massage in lagos? especially on the island. providing a happy ending experience and discrete. i asked his question some while ago but no luck. please share information on this if you have.

also, are there any striptease joint on the vi / ikoyi / lekki axis?

are there discrete sex parties organized that anyone knows of in lagos?

do you know any girl contact that provide bbbjcimtc with swallow including a-level? this is my fantasy!

thanks for sharing on these. i know am asking for a lot! just share what you know on any of these! many thanks in advance!

i know the massage parlor thing is extremely popular in asia and europe, and perhaps to a lesser extent in other places. however, when in africa or the us, i never desire to go to a spot that might be the target of unscrupulous police action.

although nigeria is the only place where i am a virgin mongerer (arrived mid-course of work project and left during election stand down so no chance to "get away" and the one "non pro order in" did not pan out). but most anywhere in africa offers ample opportunity to find what you are looking for. one more thing: just because a chick performed a-level bbbjtcimws and no holes barred with one guy does not mean she will do the same with the next guy that just so happens to be you. these chicks are not like an automotive assembly line. i have received contact referrals to some chicks whose a level exploits were immortalized on video who subsequently declined to do same with me. i have even experienced no holes barred fun with certain chicks who later declined to do so later. i even met a non pro who was the one pursuing me for a roll in the sack, but then years later tried to play the christian purity no sex before marriage game (no i never had plans to marry her and thankfully she had some huge boobs for such a slim body). so what i am saying is ymmv. the best thing to do is score something that visually appeals to you, chat her up to develop chemistry and repoire, learn what types of things she likes and then determine the "taxi fare" she would need the next morning.

other nigeria-experienced mongers would have to speak to striptease joint, but there are regular nightclubs where you can meet ladies looking for opportunity. put in motion your monger game face and see what you score.

the sex party thing is heavily dependent on establishing right contacts you can trust (and vice versa). the folks i met in nigeria that i trust are not into that sort of activity. you probably would have better luck organizing your own sex party away from vi in places like ibadan or out in lagos (that might be too risky for some).

so go out, approach a lady that catches your eye, establish chemistry, ask her what her sexual fantasies are and if she defers to you, share yours, and if she seems amenable to your desires, agree upon taxi fare she might need and bounce with her to either your spot or a guesthouse.

then share your experience here. kapeesch?

[LekkiDave]

Hi,

It's been quiet here for while. Does anybody know of providers of erotic massage in Lagos? Especially on the island. Providing a happy ending experience and discrete. I asked his question some while ago but no luck. Please share information on this if you have.

Also, are there any striptease joint on the vi / Ikoyi / Lekki axis?

Are there discrete sex parties organized that anyone knows of in Lagos?

Do you know any girl contact that provide BBBJCIMTC with swallow including A-level? This is my fantasy!

Thanks for sharing on these. I know am asking for a lot! Just share what you know on any of these! Many thanks in advance!

[AfroGirl]

But maybe you can send me your phone number? That seems to be allowed. Interested in several of the services you mentioned.

[Telephone Number deleted by Admin] cheers

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[Corum04]

But maybe you can send me your phone number? That seems to be allowed. Interested in several of the services you mentioned.

[AfroGirl]

I am in Lagos now. Looking for somebody to body massage. Let me know the details.

Hello,

Problem is I don't know if you are allowed to post numbers and contact details on this site.

Cheers

[CrazyPundai]

Hello,

If you are in Lagos and in need of body pampering, massage, therapy, medical marijuana, and pedicures, contact me. We are discreet and affordable, Home services available. We also have competent tour guides to show you around lagos, and give you comprehensive information and advice about where to go for practically anything.

Cheers

I am in Lagos now. Looking for somebody to body massage. Let me know the details.

[Mercenario]

M,

I am not presently in Lagos but will be back there in the middle of August.

Sandman

I had to cancel my trip to Lagos. Business issues! .

[AfroGirl]

Hello,

If you are in Lagos and in need of body pampering, massage, therapy, medical marijuana, and pedicures, contact me. We are discreet and affordable, Home services available. We also have competent tour guides to show you around lagos, and give you comprehensive information and advice about where to go for practically anything.

Cheers

[John Aldrich]

JA,

Unfortunately I have no info on the Intels camp at Onne. Good luck with your time there.

Sandman

Sorry for the late response. The place was fun. Loads of girls. But most were already regulars of the residents there. Nevertheless managed to pick up a gorgeous fair skinned female by name Orie. Fabulous BBBJ and good sex overall. We ame to the room at 1 30 Am. in fact the party only heats up after 11 pm. Had 3 rounds of very passionate sex. She left at 6 am stating she needs to go to church. She asked for N20K. Negotiated down to 10K, which she readily agreed. I guess 3 rounds of GFE sex with BBBJ and DFK and covered sex was worth it. She was a student of PHC University, doing 3rd year of Mechanical Engineering is what she said. Drove her own car. She loves clubbing and some sex when she feels horny after a drink. Wants the money to blow up and not for covering up her penury is what she said. Is scared to go to GRA area bars because some of her dad's friends from Goernment could see her and report that she is sleeping around. So she found someone to introduce her to INTELS Onne and get her an I'd for her to get easy access to the bar. She comes on Fridays and Saturdays is what she said.

Cheers

[Desert Sandman]

Hi DS,

Are you in Lagos at the moment / end of the month?

M,

I am not presently in Lagos but will be back there in the middle of August.

Sandman