Nigeria

[Zakmo]

Thanks zakmo. Great reports. I like the detail in them. I didn't know cave was a pre-eniment strip club but I agree its down and dirty. Just how I like it.

Interesting you note the same about condoms. Looks like the myth of bbc's is busted. Well in Nigeria anyway. I found the same with the girls. Small and tight. Well the ones I found were.

Looking forward to the next installments of zakmos travels.

Of course. Got a bunch more reports to drop, from ABJ and PH. These forumns only work well if people contribute. The Cave is one of the longer running strip clubs in Ikeja. Been running since at least 2011 or so.

The condoms here I find just a bit too narrow at the base. I read somewhere that most men can fit regular sized condoms, the larger ones are in part an ego thing.

It's NYE so I'm looking forward to see the best on offer tonight. Will update accordingly.

[Skeggles]

Awesome trip reports! I will use it as a guide for sure LOL.

Thanks zakmo. Great reports. I like the detail in them. I didn't know cave was a pre-eniment strip club but I agree its down and dirty. Just how I like it.

Interesting you note the same about condoms. Looks like the myth of bbc's is busted. Well in Nigeria anyway. I found the same with the girls. Small and tight. Well the ones I found were.

Looking forward to the next installments of zakmos travels.

[QweyLow1]

Awesome trip reports! I will use it as a guide for sure LOL.

[Zakmo]

This is going to be a shorter post but I went back to Cave to sample the talent. Went on a Sunday night which was expectedly slow, but still had some stunners and a good number of ladies (12-15). For the most part I just got lapdances, drank and ate some great peppered snail (Nigerian delicacy). Earlier that night I met up with one of my contacts from the Cave. Got a room not too far from Cave and had a good time with her. She was quite short (4'11) but had some perky boobs and a nice round ass. She was also quite the rider. Her short frame allowed her to really get into it. Economics: Room - 10 K for the whole night it's what I'the consider a whole night room. For her, I gave her 8 k for a couple rounds with breaks in between.

Anyway, will be on to the other leg of my journey. This part will be more family oriented so I think I'll be on a break for at least a good week or so. Also good as it'll allow me recharge and take a break from the partying and smashing.

PRO TIP: If you have a specific brand of condom you like, BRING THEM. The most visible foreign brand in Nigeria is probably Durex and I find they run rather small. I like to get the Trojan Magnum Thin or Bareskin. They fit very well but most importantly, they aren't to tight, especially at the base. Again. Bring your own condoms!

I'm actually looking most towards my ABJ leg of the trip. Moving around in ABJ is much easier than Lagos and a lot of the talent is concentrated in few spots. Infrastructure is also much better.

[Zakmo]

Was on the Island today for an unrelated event and just so happened to sample the talent on offer. The Island definitely has more talent but also a larger number of semi-pros. Chicks that won't necessarily solicit, but look for a beneficial relationship. The pro's are still pretty easy to spot.

One thing to note. Nigeria is not really built for short time. This place is best attacked when you bring a girl back to your place. The peace of mind and comfort can't be over stressed. Best thing to do is get a hotel for the night in one of the "happening" areas and go from there. You can usually get a decent room for like 10 k for a night.

Anyway, was out in VI and Ikoyi for a couple events and upon leaving, I drove around VI near Ademola Adetokumbo. On some back roads surrounding the area, I saw some ladies standing on the street. Slightly better quality than what I saw on the mainland but still, nothing too crazy. Drove around some more then I spotted a chick in white pants with a little bubble butt. Pulled on over to her and chatted for a bit. Started at 10 K but I haggled down to 6. 5 K for ST. Picked her up and took her back to a little hotel room that I arranged through a friend.

Took her to the room and got her to start with a blow job. It was decent but nothing to write home about. She was about a 6. 5, body was a good 8. Slim figure, nice round, soft bubble butt. Anyway, she was pretty good in the sack. No lie, I went pretty hard on her and she even complemented me when done. She gave me her number in case I wanted to follow up with her.

So the Island and the Mainland have similar set ups. The streets around the clubs will have girls paroling through, but the best talent will be in the clubs themselves, albeit for a higher price and will want to go all night (at your place).

Next up for me is to follow up with some of the chicks I met at the strip club on the mainland. One chick in particular I really want to meet up with. Great frame and sexy body. I'm traveling through Nigeria so I may meet up with her when I return to Lagos. I'll be off to ABJ and PH as well.

I think websites and social media should only be used for specific chicks that are on your bucket list for what ever reason. Outside of that, boots on the ground is the best strategy.

I will say this as well, for this trip, I was looking for three body types:

1. Thick booty akin to what you'the find in SA / Kampala.

2. Huge tits, like Double Es.

3. Very slim petite bodies.

I've seen a number of type 3, but almost none of type 1 and 2.

[Zakmo]

Continuing from my Pt. 1, I was now driving through the streets around 4 am looking for talent. Again, some decent ladies, but nothing particularly crazy. Mainland has some good talent, but you definitely have to keep a sharper eye out for the chicks.

I do think I waited too long for talent. I think the sweet spot is between 2-3 am. Then, a good number of people are leaving the clubs, but the top talent hasn't left. Yes, the numbers are in your favour if you want a shag. But be mindful, top girls will still go first. And by top girls I mean the ones with the best bodies and the like.

Anyway, did a pass through the aforementioned spots but didn't find anything to my liking, that was until I passed a small joint near Opebi and saw a chick with some thick hips and a decent ass. Picked her up and she was a 6 in the face, 8 in the body. Quoted me 10 K, jokes. All in all, we settled for 4. 5 K, which was still highish, but not bad. Went back to a hotel not too far along and we had a pretty good session. She actually enjoyed it more than I did (she came a few times) and she took my number afterwards. Finished up and went back home. I think when I look at what was spent that night it came close to 40 K, mind you, I was treating my friend for that night. So all the dances, drinks and all were on me. So about $112, for the night I had, I'the say pretty good value.

Some side notes: The girls start working pretty early. Around 10 pm or so, I saw a few of them outside of Radisson Blu and near Cubana (a lounge). You'll see more semi-pro types in lounges and clubs.

All in all, a pretty good night. I'll be back to the Ikeja axis in a few. Next time the plan will be.

Go back to the Cave and sample some other ladies there.

Check out a few bars and lounges for the semi-pro types.

Leave a little earlier to ensure I get the best pick of the litter.

Will be checking out the Island next. Might also hit up ABJ as well. So far so good, Nigeria is definitely getting much easier to navigate. Even for the uninitiated. Technology has really evened the playing field. With Google Maps, you'll have directions to most places. Debit and CCs are widely accepted. Uber is easy to use and pretty effective. Phone lines are cheap to get and data is even cheaper.

More to come.

[Zakmo]

Got back to business in Nigeria and I decided to start things off with a trip to Ikeja. Being that I'll be in Nigeria for a while, I decided to take things easy and not spend too much in my first weekend in town. Wanted to get a flavour of what was on ground and whet my appetite for the long run. Key to the hobby is not just taking your time, but scoping out all of the options, especially if you have time.

As a guide to my report, K=Thousand. $1 USD = 357 Naira roughly (355 for easy math).

So I met up with an old friend around 10 pm to catch up and grab drinks in the area. We stayed around the Allen Avenue axis for the night. Anyway, on to the night.

We head to a strip club called 'The Cave' in Ikeja around 12 am or so. Entry was 5 k a head but we got in for 3 k each. The club itself has a pretty standard strip club layout. There's a main stage that girls go to perform and then various women walk around giving lap dances to men. It was Friday night and pretty packed. Drinks are on the pricey side e. G. A shot of Henny is 3 k and most drinks outside of beer are sold at the bottle level. Its very easy to spend what you didn't plan on spending. Add in the tips you give staff here and there.

The Girls.

Being that the Cave is the top mainland strip club, I expected top talent (as it concerns Mainland) and for the most part I wasn't disappointed. Although from what I've seen, Silver Fox on the island has the best talent but the atmosphere there is very different. It's more a showout club, big on flossing and the like. The Cave is for the down and dirty so to speak. Back to the girls. Pretty good line up of women. There were probably 35-40 women. Great figure on quite a few of them, slim bodies with nice bubble butts, a few heavier set women. A few stunners there are well. There was one chick with short blond hair, slim waist and a nice phat ass. Some average chicks as well. Facially, most were about average (from a mainland standard) but again, a few nice ones. Also something to note, there were some really nice bartenders that didn't actually strip at all. From a body perspective, good, but not a whole lot of booty.

Anyway, about 80 or so guys in there. A lot of drinking, smoking and the like. The music is loud and a mix of Nigerian jams, hip hop music and reggae. Lap dances are 2 K and you can get quite hands on depending on the girl (lick nipples, finger them etc). Club is definitely raw, not like some other strip clubs that are more so clubs that happen to have naked women. The seating isn't as good as I'the like. You're a little to close to a different party. Most people mind their own business but you get what you pay for.

Lapdances were pretty decent value. 2 k gets you about 10 minutes depending on the girl and if wanted, you can take a chick back to the private booths and smash. Mind you, not all girls are willing to go back. I had 2 girls tell me they didn't want to. One chick quoted me 20 k to go to the back. Too much. Most of that goes to the house. I took her number instead and said I'd link up with her later. Also to note, I saw a foreigner there. I think Lebanese or so. Mainland isn't dangerous per se, no one is out to hurt you. But if you're not from there, people will try to fleece you, but you should never really be worried about safety. The people fleecing you are also trying to have a good time. If they can get 500 naira from you then they can buy a small beer and enjoy in their own way. Just a pro tip.

I think I got like 4 lap dances from different women and got 2 numbers of some chicks I wanted to smash later. Will see how that pans out.

Left the club around 3, dropped off my friend then went driving through some of the streets with various women (around 4 am). Hit up the main streets (Allen, Awolowo, Opebi, Toyin). Driving through is nice, but the streets are a bit too fast moving to really get an idea of the talent levels. From my drive through I some some talent, but nothing really caught my eye per se. Will continue with Pt. 2.

[Zakmo]

As promised, Going to start uploading some of my field reports from various cities in Nigeria. Note: These reports might be out of order in that they've been uploaded well after the action happened and there might be some chronological issues, nonetheless, I think this will be some good info for the forum.

[QweyLow1]

Never had blacks from the motherland so am planning a tour of Africa. Countries such as Kenya, Uganda, and Mada are all easier to get into than Nigeria. And pussies are cheaper than both Thailand and Colombia.

True the minimum in Thailand is $50 these days. But there's no place like Thailand when it comes to mongering. It's literally an adult Disney World LOL Plus the day time activities is unbelievable. To many mongers drove up the prices.

[QweyLow1]

Thanks for all the info, I think I'm going to shoot for Lekki and possibly venture into Ikeja once or twice. I don't not look like a local and it's hard for me to blend in. I'm sure with time Inwill figure Naija out like I have done with other countries. I will most def report my findings.

Are airbnbs secure or are hotels my best bet. I just don't want to be that yancee guy who's bringing ashawos in and out of his hotel. I don't want all eyes on me LOL.

[DreamCarnarvon]

I frequent Thailand and Colombia but both have become repetitive. If I'm willing to spend all that cash to Monger $160 means nothing and is nothing compared to what I've spent over the years. $160 won't stop me from going to the motherland for good black pussy, which is the best type of pussy in my opinion. I've tried them all LOL.

Never had blacks from the motherland so am planning a tour of Africa. Countries such as Kenya, Uganda, and Mada are all easier to get into than Nigeria. And pussies are cheaper than both Thailand and Colombia.

[Skeggles]

Answer: it depends. Ikeja is nice if I want a no fuss, direct engagement. Additioanlly, everything is centralized. Lekki / VI has better quality of ladies. Been a while though. Will be running a field assessment in a few and will return with intel.

My preference is V. I. But I do agree that there are quite a few friends to to found in Ikeja. Even in hotels where you would think there is no action.

However it really depends who you are. If you look local its OK but I don't feel so good out and about there and in fact security will not let me go out in that area alone. Of course for a small fee they will accompany me after sunset. After I saw a few things I understand why.

It, Ikeja, I think is an up and upcoming area. Lekki depends on which part you are in IMO.

Like you zakmo I will also be performing a search and destroy mission in the next month. Sitreps to follow.

[Zakmo]

Do you prefer Ikeja or Lekki?

Answer: it depends. Ikeja is nice if I want a no fuss, direct engagement. Additioanlly, everything is centralized. Lekki / VI has better quality of ladies. Been a while though. Will be running a field assessment in a few and will return with intel.

[Zakmo]

So, I just talked to my friend who frequents Naija and I told him I booked to Abuja and he recommended that I go to Lagos instead. Luckily I am in my 24 hour window so I cancelled and I'm going to go ahead and go to Lagos. Now I see you said Lekki and VI are prime spots. He actually says I should go to hunt in Ikeja.

His assessment does hold weight. In Ikeja, P4 P is open and direct. If you're off Allen Ave around 12 am then it's bare. Girls lined up and walking the streets. Island is a bit more coded but if you know you know.

Ikeja is going in through the front door. Island is going through the side.

I suggest Island over Ikeja for rookies as you'll likely want your own car if you're trying to score in Ikeja. With the island, you can operate out of clubs so you can uber in and out.

Lagos obviously is better (more variety) but Abuja is far more efficient. Also easier to get from point A to be.

[QweyLow1]

I'm looking to expand my mongering domain beyond south america. IMO, the top black beauties can compete with any girls in the world. I have no problem paying for visas but $160 for a 2 year visa on top of all the other requirements are just too crazy! Nigeria is officially off of my list.

I frequent Thailand and Colombia but both have become repetitive. If I'm willing to spend all that cash to Monger $160 means nothing and is nothing compared to what I've spent over the years. $160 won't stop me from going to the motherland for good black pussy, which is the best type of pussy in my opinion. I've tried them all LOL.