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02-28-19 07:03 #1850
Posts: 410Bahir Dar MP experience
Bahir Dar is not a fun place for mongering like Hawassa (report to follow) or Addis. If there are hidden gems, I never found them. I visited 3 MPs scattered all over town:
The first, called Amey, is located in a small shopping center right next to Jacaranda (left side facing the lake). Been here at least a couple of times, always the same 2 ladies, likely in their early 30's, both not bad looking. One seems to be the operator, but both provide. Massage fee is 300 (high), full service with lady 2 (non operator) was 400, total damage 700. Next time I took lady 1 (operator), her massage skill was better than lady 2 and it was done on a professional table, with vital areas fully covered all the time. I assumed she doesn't do extras, but at the end she asked to massage the sacred regions and I said ok. At the end she surprised me by asking for 700, she claimed massaging sacred regions is extra 400 (and that FS is available for an extra 1000, ha!) Told her she should have quoted that before touching, no way in the world I would pay 400 for a HJ. After I firmly refused she took the 300 and asked me to be a regular customer. Probably would be back in a pinch.
Next is 'Amizing' (they probably meant Amazing); from Delano hotel, walk straight north along the road by the park, the parlor is located on fifth road branching westwards, near the corner (turn left, and the parlor will be on the right). This is your typical Addis type parlor experience, decent lineup of 4 - 6 ladies (good quality selection). Fee structure is 200 + 400 for full service. I like the place for its value and the fact that the ladies are not sharky. I have had 2 good experiences, one average, and one poor (very rushed).
Third is located in the so-called expatriate territory. From Our Coffee cafe located at the corner of A3 & Belay Zeleke, walk north on Belay Zeleke towards lake Tana. At the bend, take the diagonal left turn into the residential area (towards Felege Hiwot Rd). Not far in you will see a sign for Hiwot massage to the right, follow it. This is a weird parlor, essentially a residential house, where the owner 'leases out' a side room for sinning. You have to knock and wait awkwardly at the gate. Massage lady was hot, but the room was the filthiest I have ever seen, the pilllow was untouchable. After a really shitty massage (lady had no skill or experience), the lady did not change the sheet, just straightened it up. To make it worse, the towel I used to wipe the greasy shit off me (no water for shower), she just refolded and put on top of the ones I thought were clean. Essentially they don't seem to wash anything here. I tried to complain but she didn't speak a word of English. By the way, the lady wanted 1200 for extra (massage was 200). Absolutely not worth visiting.
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02-28-19 06:17 #1849
Posts: 410Originally Posted by WankingDead [View Original Post]
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02-21-19 10:47 #1848
Posts: 9Any MP you guys recommend in the old airport area?
I noticed most of you guys get a hotel by or in Bole. But I'm a diaspora and my parents live by Laphto Mall. I have tired a few local MP a couple years ago when I can last but they weren't worth it. Too expensive and I'm ashamed to say are lazy fucks, they won't do BJ, doggy, and want you to do all the work.
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02-21-19 02:29 #1847
Posts: 149Not threatening at all
Originally Posted by WankingDead [View Original Post]
I've wandered round darkened city street areas, never felt threatened, the girls can be a bit grabby and the scammers are so obvious I almost feel sorry for them.
The worst thing is the shouts and references to "ferengi" all the time.
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02-19-19 14:50 #1846
Posts: 18Originally Posted by DarrenGap [View Original Post]
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02-19-19 03:01 #1845
Posts: 149The old "party girls" line.
Originally Posted by WankingDead [View Original Post]
This should be a stickie post so all monger visitors can be warned.
These are things to avoid: some weasely dude comes up and says "you are very lucky, today is Haile selassie's birthday and there are many girls drinking and having fun at a party. " he may say "this is national holiday in Ethiopia" or something similar.
See also the very similar "Lets go to a house with University girls having a traditional singing and dancing party. ".
"University" girls? University of Pussyology maybe.
Sounds great. DOESN'T EXIST. You'll be taken to a knocking shop, there will be girls but they've got you down as a mark, and they'll hit you with the $300 take out price. Lets see average manual labour wage, around 30-40 $ per month, so anyone paying that has passed them up to 10 months of income for a quickie.
Congratulations in refusing the drink option, that's what they'd rather do, I'm sure some guy appeared inside about 2 seconds and offered "tej". "traditional ethiopian drink. " The bill after buying around of 10 of those would be jaw dropping. If the clip joint doesn't work, then they'll just offer up the girl at a stupid price.
Its posted here a lot: locals will pay 200 (maybe) we'll pay 500 or thereabouts. But locals won't consider that kind of place.
Recently there are a set of freelance girls that start at $250-300, there's NO downside to girls asking this money. They can always go down in price if they need the business. They're usually a bit better groomed, speak good english etc, but still its way too much a chunky figure. I think you paid fully for long time, although I'm a short time hound myself, so not sure what the overnight fee would be. I can't see it being more than 1,000,1,500 for Beyonce-alike quality.
On the street behind the cupcake place on Edna mall there's a massage parlour, then there's Grace MP up the road a bit, and another three withing 5 minutes. All around 500+200 for a really bad massage but a great ride.
The other trick for these guys is to try and find out where you are staying (Harmony in your case, great breakfast at that hotel, beats the usual firfir crap) and then they'll claim to work there (what a coincidence! Now we're friends.) and they'll say they work in the Kitchen or porter or whatever, they've seen you in the hotel some time. Never tell these guys where you're staying, or better yet, make something up and see what they say.
But my sympathies in this case, you only had a short stop over time and its a tough environment.
This has attempted scam has happened on an off on every visit I've made for the last decade. This is also most likely where you will end up if you ask a taxi driver to take you to some girls their commission is worth twice your fare.
Still I'm impressed 3 girls in 24 hours, not a bad strike rate.
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02-18-19 21:08 #1844
Posts: 1824 hours in Addis.
So long connecting flight had 24 hours in Addis, stayed at Harmony hotel very decent and very GF, cost was £60, in the 24 hours had three girls, first two were booked from massage places $50 for massage B2 B and sex, night time had a walk in the hotel area which is Pole, Edna mall, was approached by a dodgy guy who said there are university girls in house, went with him to a house with about 10 girls dancing, was asked to pay for their drinks which I refused, chose one of the girls 19 uni student pretty, madam wanted me to pay $250 for overnight I haggled down to $100 which is roughly 2600 birrs still much but was running out of time took the girl and her friend for local dance and meal then back to the hotel, it wasn't the full GF experience I expected but ended with a pretty girl in my bed and two goes at night and in the morning. Planning to go again next month, now I have few contacts and more understanding of the system, will stay at Hilton for one night then back to Harmony hotel.
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02-18-19 07:59 #1843
Posts: 237Originally Posted by DarrenGap [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 01:51 #1842
Posts: 149Foreigner or Habesher price
Originally Posted by NmExpert [View Original Post]
But still 500 a night is a deal if the hotel wasn't a by the hour hole in the wall.
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02-17-19 13:35 #1841
Posts: 237Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]
Here is the section from the Lonely planet guide. Thanks for reading Mada expert.
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02-17-19 13:04 #1840
Posts: 237Blue Nile hotel Massage Bhair Dar.
Blue Nile hotel is a huge complex not just a building and in its second floor the is a massage but girls seat in the lobby. Each floor has a lobby which is a living room. Price for massage is 300 and 700 for sex.
You need to understand that this hotel is some kind of a brothel you have 6 condoms in every room. Here is 18 years old Massage girl I tried to sold her some of her photos but she refuse to pay. Let me be honest instead of fucking her I was more busy with taking photos as we just flirt in the living room. Should I pay 700?
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02-17-19 11:22 #1839
Posts: 1487Hotel price
Originally Posted by NmExpert [View Original Post]
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02-17-19 07:27 #1838
Posts: 287Originally Posted by Pokeris [View Original Post]
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02-16-19 23:10 #1837
Posts: 645Great report!!
Originally Posted by NmExpert [View Original Post]
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02-16-19 17:12 #1836
Posts: 24Which Hanna?
Originally Posted by NickinAddis [View Original Post]
Can you describe her for me?
I can't wait to get a BJ in Ethiopia. I need to get that off my bucket list.