Cameroon

[Sting]

Hi...

General question:

What about English in Cameroon?
The girls can speak some...?

Thanks

Sting

[Oscolar]

Can you guys post a list of essential French vocabulary for we potential Cameroon newbies?

It sounds like heaven.

[XXL]

Cameroon !

Picking up girls in Cameroon is so easy a man who brags about it deserves to have his faced slapped.

Like Traveler Tom says, cruising in a cab (or the barely roadworthy wrecks that go for cabs in Cameroon) is one way. This is no exaggeration : in Cameroon, a girl will only refuse to try her luck with a white man if she has compelling reasons to do so, like her husband or family or neighbours are watching or stand too close for comfort.

If one or more girls are walking along the street, just ask the cab to stop and offer the girls to give them a lift. They'll be in without even inquiring about where you're heading for. Soon they will ask you in which hotel you are staying: this is an offer to pay you a visit there as soon as possible.

You should have a GSM phone and buy a number on arrival (two operators: Mobilis or MTN) because hotel phones are unreliable and expensive anyway. What you can do is hand out bits of papers with your name and number on it or have a cabbie or a waiter giving it to her for you. Girls will not call you today or tomorrow, no sir, they will invariably call you within two hours. If the girl has no handphone she will run to the nearest public phone to secure your contact. Be careful with this, by the fourth or fifth day you'll have Rosa, Yolande, Stéphanie, Julie, Josiane etc. phoning you up all the time and picketing your hotel, it can get akward. You don't lose contacts in Cameroon, they keep adding up.

Mind you, I'm only talking about what I know, i.e. Douala and Yaoundé, the cities. I've heard even more wonderous tales about the countryside ("la brousse" as they say over there), where the white man finds himself in the dead of night as host of the local villagers in a torch-lit hut with six or eight tiny female hands fondling his cock and chest, inside the the glistening black butts, the pearly-white teeth, the smell of young female sweat and pussies, outside the howling of the monkey in the tree-tops and the chatter of tribe matrons gossiping or muttering spells.

This village adventure the ultimate kick I would like to experience, in spite of the mosquitoes and the lack of civilized commodities. Alone would be too much stress though. If this prospect captures the fancy of some blasé and world-weary monger like me, for whom the thrill of discos and hotel rooms is wearing thin, let him say so. March of next year would be around the time I'm planning my next Africa trip.

xxl

[Traveler Tom]

Yaounde and Douala are such different venues. Yaounde, being the Capital and up in the hills has not the ‘earthiness’ that Douala, as a port has.

I was in both about three years ago and used Douala as my base (flying up to Yaounde for any business with the Ministries).

I stayed in one of the modern French-run hotels and they were completely girl-friendly.

I discovered a trick that I have never used before:

I found an agreeable, middle-aged taxi driver (I speak French, so it helps) who would inspire a degree of confidence and asked him to act as my ‘Agent’- sounded quite grand and this ‘title’ accompanied by some cash was well received.

He had an amazingly simple view on the matter of finding the right ‘petite amie’.

Get in the taxi when the colleges come out, motor around until you see something that looks interesting and he then moved into action. I saw an extremely pretty girl, probably about 20 walking along the pavement – I pointed her out to my driver and she went into a bookshop. To my amazement, he abandoned the car and followed her in. 5 minutes later he re-appeared with her and ushered her into the back seat. This girl was a million miles from being on the game but she liked the idea of something different and the encouragement of the driver and the possible ‘tip’ did the rest. She continuously said that she was a ‘fille de famille’ cementing the fact that she did not want to be considered a pro.

Her performance was memorable (I think, in fact, quite inexperienced and to have a European was safer than getting involved with a ‘local’) and I had to almost force her to take a reward.

The next day my man collected her from her village (God knows what Mama thought?) and we had another session.

Confident that this formula was workable, we set out the third day on the prowl looking for new talent. To my surprise, it worked without a hitch, this time with the driver discussing the matter on the pavement.

What he said I have no idea but I could not believe that it could have been so easy – as they say, I suppose:’if you do not ask, you do not get’!

I am sure that my approach was not unique and getting someone to do your dirty work for you is, perhaps, a little cowardly. I am also sure, however, that if I had made the approach ‘cold’ I would have had a job to get a dialogue going – the fact that there was a ‘local’ doing the broking worked a treat.

Worth trying elsewhere, perhaps?

By the way – a word of warning. Watch out for the mosquitoes! – I kept the local pharmacy going with orders for anti-histamine tablets – a quiet drink on the hotel terrace after the action, with or without socks, can have a price!

Bonne chance!

[Charlie42]

It is your turn now, guys just post some Cameroon girls!

[Charlie42]

Ok, one more!

[Charlie42]

The last of her for now.

[Charlie42]

Again my Ewondo-queen.

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[Charlie42]

More of my Ewondo-queen.

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[Charlie42]

For all the Cameroon lovers! Would you give her 35 years? She is a typical Ewondo woman (Yaounde region)

Enjoy,

Charlie

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[Charlie42]

Ferolga777

Of course I agree with Beauvis about Douala, but the heaven in Cameroon is everywhere :-)

First let me say that Cameroonian women normaly have not fix prices. If you have enought time so take her the whole night because the price for that is only a little higher as just for a session! The prices below works for me, I speak french, know the business over there and treats the girls nice and with respect.

The average price for a session with a real African queen is about 10.000 -15.000FCFA (17-26USD), for a night between 15.000 and 25.000FCFA (26 - 36USD).

Normaly you have the girl the whole night, have your first action befor dinner, went to disco or bar with her, have some actions in the night and leave her in the morning after breakfest (or stay with her some more time). Cameroonian women don't have fix prices, just tell her how much you would spend for her and she will agree or not, that's easy!

If you treat her nice and don't act like a stupid guy you will have the best "Girlfriend"-Sex you ever had! Do not go with a girl which attacks you on the street and ask you for some "digi-digi" (means fucking in ewondo or bulu) because that kind of women have not find a "client" for long time and you would be her last chance...

There are much more ideas I could give you for cameroon, please contact me via a private message using the WSG Forum's Private Message service and we can talk. Dont forget that I'm a german so again excuse my English.

By the way, I will be to Cameroon again in january 2004 maybe some guys will come with me to the heaven on earth?

Charlie42

[Chris P]

Hey Charlie42,

Thanks for the pic, it was great. I'm a chocoholic and I was originally thinking of Nigeria, but I understand Nigeria is is quite dangerous and its people are dodgy, and so Cameroon seems better. Also Beavis recommended Douala and he seems to know the scene well. I'd love to know more about Douala in particular - what's the town itself like; the hotels; where to meet girls - both hookers are amateurs (I prefer the latter - less hard-bitten, better GFE for the stay) Also sub-Saharan Africa's very poor, so I'd imagine prices are pretty low? And most importantly - more pictures!

If possible, please contact me via a private message using the WSG Forum's Private Message service. I'd love to hook up some time.

[Charlie42]

First, excuse my english. Just ask me if somebody need informations for Douala / Yaounde / Kribi / Limbe because I have been there more than 20 times.

Bye,

Charlie

[Charlie42]

Hi there,

If anybody need some info for Yaounde / Douala / Limbe / Kribi just PM me. I will be there again in january 2004. I have been to Cameroon more than 20 times.

Bye, Charlie

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[Getopardo]

Hello Beavis.

Could you please elaborate a little about Douala? Places, hotels, etc. I used to go to Abidjan, where things have definitely taken a turn for the worse.

Thanks in advance.

Getopardo