Cameroon

[Beavis]

Go to Douala and you will be in heaven.

[Phil]

Hello I am just wondering do anyone have resources of photos of the women of Cameroon. I want to visit Africa to explore (I'm a 27-year-old African-American male) but also I want to party too. I see a lot of info on Nigeria which in readings I have saw that it is very dangerous so I'm kind of hesitant about going there. Anyone with info hit me up at Philmac@email.com. Thanks.

[HarryDHo]

Originally posted by CheapYngHoLuver
Hey African luvers,
As a fervent Thailand traveller who doesnt mind some chocolate I browsed thi board with interes,
XXL - Pattaya is very quiet now and not as you described. Not only that it is still only $15 USD for a night so I dont know where you got your info from!

Wondering if anyone here was interested in a June trip to Cameroon, Kenya and any other place or if someone would be there at the time who wants to hang out.

Email me at aaronabroad@yahoo.com
Cheers

I've been to Thailand, PI, HK, Cuba, Rio, Colombia, Latvia, Estonia, others... I have my visa to Ghana and shot records. Just waiting to get some time off work. June looks realistic. It seems Camaroon is a good choice except that its predominantly French speaking.

garry@hlsmail.com

[CheapYngHoLuver]

Hey African luvers,
As a fervent Thailand traveller who doesnt mind some chocolate I browsed thi board with interes,
XXL - Pattaya is very quiet now and not as you described. Not only that it is still only $15 USD for a night so I dont know where you got your info from!

Wondering if anyone here was interested in a June trip to Cameroon, Kenya and any other place or if someone would be there at the time who wants to hang out.
Email me at aaronabroad@yahoo.com
Cheers

[XXL]

Douala is my place because of flight convenience and because I heard Yaoudé has more police road blocks, being the State capital. Whether those road-blocks present a real nuisance for whites now I don't know.

On the other hand, the heat in Douala is absolutely stifling while Yaoundé is quite bearable (I compare the Yaoudé climate with Cali, Colombia while Douala would be more akin to Cartagena).

A girl in Douala told me there's a dress code in Yaoudé (sexy outfit in the street is not allowed). Dunno if that's true or whether it makes a difference for nightlife.

[Rayman]

http://www.1-minute-aids-test.com/

Beavis, Peterman. You may be interested in this website.

Best to carry one in the back pocket (haha)

[XXL]

I'm planning a one or two-week holiday in Douala sometime in January or February 2003.

Anyone who wants to join in the fun can write to me (remove the spacings in the address):

x x l _ m a l e @ yahoo.fr

P.S : been there 5 times already.

[Beavis]

No problem Peterman. Actually I didn't mean to direct that towards you. It is just that every time I mention the African women all I hear are these aids stories. Lets keep them alive because very few westerners are going to travel to Africa unless there for work. As long as these rumors are alive the economy of entertaining these beautiful women will be in our favor. I will be leaving November 11 for 3 months in Nigeria.

[Peterman]

Hello Beavis,

I'm sorry you took my post other than the way that I had intended. It was partly intended to funny. I guess it backfired.
I LOVE Africa! I LOVE women of all colors (check my posts in the Havana section).
In fact, I have two resumes out there now that are for jobs in Africa. If one of them does work out maybe we can hook up over there.

Regards,
Peterman

p.s. I've followed many of your post all over this board and I like your style.

[XXL]

I agree that keeping the rumour alive can help protect the fragile ecosystem of prices there by keeping out the thousands who crowd Pattaya and similar spots.

Problem is, it works both ways because the rumours are fueled by the feminist-led crusade against sex-tourism and mixed marriages ("=don't marry African women, half of them have Aids" + "don't let's give entry visas to African women, they'll bring Aids into the country" etc.). My fear is that local authorities, corrupt and lethargic though they are, will end up acting up on all the propaganda from the West and crack down on nightlife. This is probably what happened in places like Ouagadougou and Cotonou, where, so I was told, there used to be a very rich nightlife too. Call it the Cuba syndrome.

Many girls in Africa already believe Aids is brought to them by whites. Another thing we have our rabbid bitches at home to thank for.

Still, if marriage laws in the West were not the recipe for ripping off men that they are now, a place like Douala is where I would scout for a wife. No offence meant, but the cutest Thais or Phillipinas look puny in comparison.

(I'm lying too, of course, they're all ugly and undernourished, and they only use condoms to avoid pregnancy because they've all got Aids as it is. There.)

[Beavis]

Hey I second the piece on Douala. The part about 1/2 having aids is BS. Every time someone dies in Africa some asshole behind a desk blames it on AIDS. There is a lot of death here but yet you never hear anything said about yellow fever, typhoid, dengue fever, malaria, ect. It is all blamed on aids. I say lets keep these rumors alive so the few of us that get to go to these places full of beautiful women can continue to enjoy these girls at rock bottom prices. I can take you to places in Nigeria, Cote d'Ivore and Cameroon where you will find several girls more beautiful than Tyra Banks or Halle Berry. Actually not, they are all ugly and dying of aids.

[Peterman]

For what it is worth..........
Only made a few trips to Africa. On one of these trips I met an old Xpat. He left me with a bit of his wisdom. What he said was, "half these girls have AIDS and the other half have turberculosis. So, if you find one that coughs-Fuck Her!" Apparently, he was correct-never got AIDS.

Regards,
Peterman

[XXL]

Douala in The Cameroons,

Best girls I ever had. Tall, curvaceous, hour-glass figures. Real bodies! Table-dance quality, some of them. Closest I ever came from having those Internet porn queens in my bed. And I know what I'm speaking about: I know Brazil, Colombia, Indonesia, among other places with good-looking girls.

All down with Aids? Bullshit! Healthy girls, cough-free, smooth, intact skin. Even those who most notoriously fuck around are amazingly STD-free (believe me, I've "tested" many, had I done the same in Indonesia or the Philippines, I would've cought Gonnhorea ten times over). Sometimes wonder whether this Aids-scare is not another feminist ploy to prevent us guys from having our fun abroad.


Nice variety in faces too, Cameroon has a lot of different tribes. Contacts are "girl-friend" type. You take the girls for the night of for the whole time. No professionalism whatsoever. You want to take the girl to the beach for a week? She will agree. You want her for only two hours? She will agree. Most want sex with condoms though, but if you keep a girl for several days, suggest the HIV test.

HIV testing at Biomédicam (ask a cab) : blood today, results next day.

Going rate : between 30 and 50 euros.

Place to stay : town district called "Akwa", where the discos are.

Drawbacks : Cameroon is a cash country (forget credit cards and such). Few (and expensive) flights. Police fish for bribes (not as bad as Nigeria though). Taxis are dirty and decrepit. Night-life really means that: nothing to do before 10 p.m. English will get you nowhere: this is French territory!

Douala is the only place I know that can compare with Abidjan for girls. Abidjan is now unfortunately out of bounds (civil war there).

xxl_maleNOSPAM@yahoo.fr

[Beavis]

J.G. I have 1 picture of my girl from Douala. E mail me and I will send it. I will have a few more in a day or 2.

beavis@ c l u b h o m b r e. com (without the spaces)

[Member #4239]

I like the part about being able to get them HIV tested and have the result back the same afternoon. 20$ for a little extra peace of mind.