Malawi

[Jiggydus]

Cheers for the props Jiggydus! Great to see the pics of Akulie! She gave me the best BBBJ I have ever had!

I realize I didn't go into great detail about my time with Akulia. She was great and she does have great BBBJ skills. This girl is all about satisfaction and she didn't stop until I said,"Okay let's do something different now." Also, what I didn't mention is that I treated her to dinner and she was the only one that I gave a P4P monetary offering to, though that Angela chick made out with much more with her backroom dealing. For those interested, I slipped 8, 500MK to her.

Now if I were a loaded individual (meaning I didn't have to work to pay my bills) , I would actually go to live in Malawi for at least a month at a time or so. If that were the case, I would hang around the colleges as I observed some fine talent walking around the university there in Zomba. I also observed some very, very attractive ladies in Lilongwe and it looks like they are the type accustomed to sugar daddies (nice hair, nice clothes, nice car, but definitely single and known by a few well-heeled guys there).

[Jiggydus]

Thanks Jiggydus, nice report and nice pics. It seems that you went to Lake Malawi with a girlfriend so I'm not sure if you were able to scope out the talent while you were there.

What was the mongering scene in Lake Malawi like? Were there girls everywhere at the beach and at the hotels you stayed in or was it dry?

Were the hotels girl friendly?

Any info would be greatly appreciated, I'm trying to make a decision between mombasa and lake malawi but I would prefer a place where there were less tourists so lake malawi would be ideal if the mongering scene was live.

If you are seeking easy pickup and no worry mongering, I would say book you a ticket to Mombasa. Yes, Salima, Malawi is not a heavily travelled tourist destination. But given the current fuel crisis in the country, I think you will end up having more headaches instead of climaxes. There are women around and I would venture to say they are approachable, though I didn't try to pick any up since I already had company. I believe the talent I observed walking from the Sundbird was a couple of females who worked at the other resort (turn left just before entering Sundbird Livingston and take that road all the way to the end). Very nice shapes and pretty in the face. But I already had company and in fact, that evening I saw them, I was on my way to pick up my other Afro chica as I had left my first one at Sundbird Livingston. Not sure about pickups on the beach as I didn't observe a bunch of ladies walking along it. The hotels are gf as long as you have a double room.

Mombasa is too easy.

[Bogknib]

Alright I know that part 1 photos are not so inspiring. Here's to stepping it up a notch.

Pics are primarily of two Afro ladies and also a hookup from Bogknib. I didn't capture any photos of the student I banged.

Cheers for the props Jiggydus! Great to see the pics of Akulie! She gave me the best BBBJ I have ever had!

[Norweez]

I traveled to Salima to visit Lake Malawi.

Thanks Jiggydus, nice report and nice pics. It seems that you went to Lake Malawi with a girlfriend so I'm not sure if you were able to scope out the talent while you were there.

What was the mongering scene in Lake Malawi like? Were there girls everywhere at the beach and at the hotels you stayed in or was it dry?

Were the hotels girl friendly?

Any info would be greatly appreciated, I'm trying to make a decision between mombasa and lake malawi but I would prefer a place where there were less tourists so lake malawi would be ideal if the mongering scene was live.

[Jiggydus]

Alright I know that part 1 photos are not so inspiring. Here's to stepping it up a notch.

Pics are primarily of two Afro ladies and also a hookup from Bogknib. I didn't capture any photos of the student I banged.

[Jiggydus]

Logistics, logistics, logistics

[Jiggydus]

lilongwe, malawi 11-12 november.

travel monger summary: finally fulfilled desire to visit malawi and i can say it is the tail (oops i meant tale) of two cities, so to speak. beautiful, willing girls are available throughout malawi and one can find accommodations, eateries, and the like for all budgets. malawi is well suited as a fun destination for those who happen to live and work there, and it can be fun for those who are adventurous. but for the monger who is looking for easy street (in all respects like thailand or kenya) might be quite disappointed with malawi.

i actually wrote this up while in and shortly after leaving malawi, so the details are accurate. i refrained from posting the report until the end of my 45 day trip so that i could have some basis of comparison with the rest of my trip with stops in nairobi (again and again) , mombasa, and kampala.

so the first thing is talent is quite ample throughout malawi. but when considering a mongering destination, one needs to also take into account the logistics from arrival to departure. that is the other side of the story that i think should be highlighted. right now, malawi is experiencing a number of crises. there exists a crisis of transparency, fuel, and foreign currency. in summary, malawi is a great pussy destination, but it is a challenge for locals and especially visitors on the logistics side. it may be a while before i decide to return, and before i do make that decision, i will scour the news to determine if these crises have been resolved.

arrived at lilongwe airport and after clearing health check (yes, they do check your yellow fever immunization credentials) , immigration, and luggage claim, i proceeded to exchange 100usd at 167mk at forex (make a mental note of that fact). met angie chimaliro, an afrointro hookup who was looking nice and slinky in a black tight fitting outfit, at airport and picked up toyota fielder rental car from polo rent-a-car. while handling the financial details at the airport, i was quoted rate of 12, 000mk or 60usd. when i called polo a few days after parting company with angie (i suspected she was doing her best to squeeze as much money as she could out of me by steering me to the more upscale resorts in salima) , i was informed the rate for the car i had for the 10 day period was 8, 500mk. lesson number 1 i learned is to just arrive at a destination and not give any girl your arrival information (i say this because i met another afrointro hookup upon my arrival in nairobi just before coming to malawi and ended up having to cover her portion of the taxi ride to the airport which doubled the price i paid for the ride) ; take a taxi to a row of rental car agencies out in town, and go from office to office asking what their best rate is for the specific timeframe, vehicle, and planned usage. do note that all rental agencies may insist on charging a lower rate plus mileage if you indicate you plan to drive the car outside of the lilongwe area, so what you do in this regard is up to you; that is just say you will stay local and get the flat-rate unlimited mileage rate even though you plan to take it elsewhere (just don't have any accident or issue that requires you to contact the rental agency) or tell the truth and get socked with being charged for all mileage, albeit at a lower car rental rate. in this way, you will at least feel that you have gotten the best deal you could negotiate.

although it is best to exchange money on the black market as i was able to exchange at 210mk and 220mk per usd on the black market versus 167mk at the forex bureau, please be aware that if you do this exclusively, the forex bureaus at the airport will not exchange your money back to usd / euro / bp / etc if you do not have a receipt showing you initially exchanged that currency for mk at a legitimate bank / forex. i will find out if i actually can make money off exchange on departure. well i found out my answer to that-i lost big time. none of the forex bureaus had over 18usd so i had to exchange the bulk of my 29, 450mk on the black market at the airport (yep! the black market operates even at the airport! and the kicker is the president of malawi was due to arrive back from a vacation that morning.) so instead of netting 173usd for that amount, i ended up departing malawi with just 122usd! that is one hell of a commission i paid to exchange my currency! fuel shortage. prior to my arrival in lilongwe, a liter of unleaded fuel sold for 290mk but by the time i arrived, the price of fuel had increased to 380mk per liter at service station but much more than that on the black market. i purchased a map of malawi from a travel agency in lilongwe at 2, 500mk so i would be able to get around as best i could myself without relying on directions from others, especially given the current fuel shortage crisis. the pictures of the long queues is at a fueling station in lilongwe i was passing and noted the fuel truck and relatively short line (my car is about at the front of the mid point area).

salima, malawi 12-15 november.

i traveled to salima to visit lake malawi. first we (angela) stayed at lakeside hotel after checking out sunbird hotel livingstonia. lakeside hotel was 9, 500mk for a double; livingstonia was 30, 000mk which is about 150usd (if you exchanged on black market; much more if exchanged at forex bureaus). the fact she seriously wanted us to stay there made me do something i don't normally do, and that is openly hooking up with another chick right in front of my current chick. i met up with treaphornia and parted ways with angie. we (treaphornia) stayed another night at lakeside hotel before finding wheelhouse marina, a small quaint beach side place for 6, 000mk per night. eating at hotel restaurants run 1, 800mk per person but if you eat at the 'local' restaurants, the places where most malawians eat, a meal will cost you 250. 500mk (it is pretty much the same serving size and sanitary). to be sure, i ate at several local restaurants around malawi and did not experience any gastrointestinal issues. you can even drink the local water, but i would only do that around salima. i pushed the envelope of sensibility and drank a little local water in blantyre with the end result being a mild loosening of you know what. but nothing resembling traveler's diarrhea. again, fuel is in short supply there so if you visit salima, be sure to leave from your previous location with a full tank of gas. otherwise, you will have to rely on procuring fuel on the black market.

blantyre, malawi 15-19 november.

we headed down to blantyre to check out the scene down there. originally, i had wanted to go down there by myself so i would be free to check out all of the sites. but when treaphornia returned with a small carryon suitcase, it was clear she intended to accompany me to blantyre. this turned out to not be so bad since she helped me score some fuel at a gas station along the way and directed me around blantyre initially. also, we discussed anal sex while sitting in the car after eating at a local restaurant and she indicated that she liked it and would be willing to try it with me. so that made it easy for me to keep her around a little while longer. yes, i did tap that ass on two occasions and she was quite the trooper to take the anal pounding for upwards of 20 minutes. she also took my cum in her mouth and all of her orifices (yes, i lived a little on the edge which was my decision). this chick was very clean and even when i tapped that ass, there was no hangdo on my tip. i opted to stay at blantyre lodge where a superior double goes for 6, 000mk (2 double beds) ; superior single (1 double bed) at 3, 500mk; breakfast included.

i stayed two nights in blantyre with treaphornia before she bailed out back to lilongwe. she bailed because i voiced my displeasure with the fuel issue around the country and how that would weigh heavily upon my decision to return to malawi.

but before parting ways with her, i met up with bogknib, who has provided great information about the area, and he gave me a tour of blantyre layout. he introduced me to former miss blantyre akulia. we had an excellent time together.

during the days, i hung out at sunbird mt soche, café chez maky, and doogles for the skyband wifi (cards can be purchased at all locations) and the speed was satisfactory. surprisingly, i was able to just pull up to a gas station on two different occasions and get fuel. there were no queues at all in blantyre. lilongwe the capital should take note! same thing when i was passing through balaka (that is where treaphornia helped me find this station). dedza had fuel at one station but there was a small queue. just be prepared for the usual cronyism that exists throughout much of africa as those who are somebody in the community will cut the line and jump near the front of the queue without any shame or apprehension and the black marketers will be getting fuel in jerry cans during the entire time.

after treaphornia departed my company, i met up with hazel from blantyre living and studying at malawi university in zomba. she was nice but not quite my type as she was a bit thicker than i prefer. but my balls needed to be drained and she was a willing participant. dropped her off in zomba on my way back to lilongwe and saw several incredible beauties walking down the road from the college. might be worth re-visiting but that would be best for someone with more time to spend in malawi.

lilongwe, malawi 19-21 november.

broke my fucking streak and had an interesting time. i met another afro chick and went to church with her. she is a lady of substance so i didn't push the issue although i sensed a revisit to malawi would get me to home base. i underestimated the fuel i would need to get me through the end of the visit so i ended up having to buy fuel on the black market as none of the gas stations in lilongwe had any fuel the last two days of my visit to malawi. there was a station where people were in a long queue for fuel on the day i arrived, and perhaps i should have taken my chance and jumped in even though it would have been at least 2 hours before i got to the pump. but i was still searching for accommodation so i passed it by. i had the chance to check out both diplomat pub and chez ntemba. i saw some prospects in diplomat but decided to pass. i also had at least one fine lady scoping me out at chez ntemba but i did not advance that since i was with my afro friend.

as i was departing and when i first left malawi, i was of the mind that it would be a very long time, if ever, that i would return due to chaos that exists as a result of the crises. but now i am just of the mind that it will be awhile before i return, and having learned a valuable series of lessons, i will come back on my terms and not those of any pre-arranged date's terms. before i sign off, i also want to send out a cautionary reminder to those in malawi or planning to visit. if you are in contact with a girl on afro named angela (angie) chimaliro (the face only a mother could love picture) living in lilongwe, be very careful as she will steer you into a higher cost rental car and the top notch accommodations. i only banged her once the first night there. however, her backroom business dealings probably netted her $300usd at my expense so that made for a couple of expensive nuts (seriously, i don't go to africa to drop $150usd per pop as i can do that just by staying in the us). it is this that i am referring to about the transparency issue with malawi. i was visiting her as a friend, but she was representing that she was my freelance travel agent to the rental car company named polo rent-a-car. got the run around when i attempted to resolve the issue, so give angie the cold shoulder and thread carefully if you do business with polo.

oh and i almost forgot to mention the issue with air malawi. initially, i had thought about flying from llw to blantyre but ended up deciding to just drive. well, while in blantyre i opened up the newspaper to read that air malawi had suspended all flights of their 737 due to maintenance issues. if i had flown down, i would have been stranded. i probably would have had to get back by bus, which is not my preferred mode of travel (too many accidents in african countries and even in us).

[Norweez]

Feel free to contact me for a beer and further advice when you are in town.

Thanks for the info and offer Bog, if it is going to be difficult to rent a car and get some gas then maybe ill delay my trip until the situation is better, I'm more interested in driving and picking up a girl for a quickie than hanging in a bar getting drunk and buying drinks for ladies. I usually end up regretting that in the morning while I'm wondering what the hell was I thinking when I see who I brought home.

If it gets easier to rent a car, please let us know.

[Bogknib]

Can anybody also offer some updated info on the mongering scene in lake Malawi.

Thanks in advance.

I haven't mongered at the Lake but I have observed the scene. Girls flock to the bars / lodges. You will have no problems find lots of sex on the shores of Lake Malawi. And some of the chicks are fine!

[Bogknib]

Bognip, I am very intrested in the Bush girl club, please elaborate on this establishment fully. Do the Bush girls of Malawi look anything like the girls of namibia.

I would also now how possible it is to rent a car in malawi, and the prices of course.

Another thing, would you recommend staying in one of the lodges mentioned in your post instead of a hotel? Are they safe?

Bush Girls is a very small bar in Chigamula. It is a pick up joint. Whether the girls are genuine Bush Girls is unlikely.

Renting a car is possible but there is currently a fuel crisis in Malawi and it may not prove possible to refill. TBH it isn; t a great time to visit Malawi if you want to see much of the country. If you are here for business and based in BTZ or LLZ then you will enjoy though. As I have said in my previous posts pussy is on tap!

I prefer Lodges in the townships because of my family status and because I am well known in BTZ. The hotels are fine and I understand girl friendly.

Feel free to contact me for a beer and further advice when you are in town.

[Norweez]

Can anybody also offer some updated info on the mongering scene in lake Malawi.

Thanks in advance.

[Norweez]

If you have transport then venture out of town to the amazing Chigomoli village. It's about 20km from Blantyre and is wall to wall chicas! Bush Girls is the most famous bar in the village. It's exactly what it's name suggests!

Bognip, I am very intrested in the Bush girl club, please elaborate on this establishment fully. Do the Bush girls of Malawi look anything like the girls of namibia.

I would also now how possible it is to rent a car in malawi, and the prices of course.

Another thing, would you recommend staying in one of the lodges mentioned in your post instead of a hotel? Are they safe?

[Bogknib]

I can provide all sorts of information for mongers in Malawi, most especially Blantyre but some for Lilongwe, if you contact me by PM. As you can see from Rogue007's report I set him up with a very special girl! I also recently met up with a fellow monger from ISG and swapped stories over a few beers. In fact I still await his Malawi feedback! I will not publish my details on the forum as this breaks the rules but can provide all info by PM! Get in touch!

[Afrolover2000]

Hi there.

Love your report, but how can I contact you?

Just PM me

[Blantyre]

Great Report! When I come to Malawi next time I will make sure to contact you before. Can you provide the same kind of info for Lilongwe? What are the places these days for easy pickings?

Keep up the info (and perhaps add a few pics here and there?)

Cheers

Hi there.

Love your report, but how can I contact you?